Favorite Office Space Quote Thread
 

"I did nothing. I did absolutely nothing, and it was everything that I thought it could be."
- Peter

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"It sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays!"

"The Nazis had pieces of flair they made the Jews wear"

Kitso
KS 361

"So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life." -- Peter

"I'm gonna show her my 'Oh' Face.... Oh, Oh, Oh..."

Lawrence: Hey Peter, check it out, channel 9, it's the breast exams!

Steve: Hi, my name is Steve. I come from a rough area. I used to be addicted to crack but now I am off it and trying to stay clean. That is why I am selling magazine subscriptions.

"Why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam? I swear to God, one of these days I'll just kick this piece of sh!t out the window."

Peter: I think that the guy might actually be able to help. I mean, he did help Anne lose weight.
Samir: Peter, she's anorexic.
Peter: Yeah, I know. The guy's really good.

and...


"We get caught laundering money, we're not going to white collar resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to Federal 'Pound me in the Ass' prison!" -Michael


This movie is one of the greatest of all time, I am cracking up at this thread, I love it! :D

PC load letter? WTF does that mean?

Kitso
KS 361

Damn it feels good to be a gangsta
I mean one that you don't really know
Ridin' around town in a drop-top Benz
Hittin' switches in my black six-fo'

I've been singing this ever since I watched the movie earlier tonight. It gets stuck in my head every time... :)

"B-b-but t-t-t-thats my s-s-s-stapler...I'll burn the place down"

Why should I change it? He's the one that sucks.

Peter: What would you do if you had a million dollars?
Lawrence: I'll tell you what I'd do man...two chicks at the same time man

Peter: Shit! We should be so lucky. Do you know that they have conjugal visits there?
Samir: Really?
Peter: Yes
Michael: Shit, I'm a free man and I haven't had a conjugal visit in six months

"I deal with the goddamn customers so the engineers don't have
to. I have people skills. I am good at dealing with people! Can't
you understand that?! What the hell is wrong with you people?!"

- Tom Smykowski

"I don't really like to talk about my flare..."

Just about everyone I know at one time wore at least 15 pieces of flare and a stupid hat for way too long. Almost like a right of passage into true adulthood. ;)

"We get caught laundering money, we're not going to white collar resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to Federal 'Pound me in the Ass' prison!"

My two favorite curses came from this movie!

Samir: This is a F&#K!

and

Samir: Mother bitch!

ok, the guys from work have been quoting this all week. i so want to watch it now!!!


And my dumb self can't think of any quotes now. I will have to come back.

I LOVE this movie!
 

Michael Bolton: Yeah, well at least your name isn't Michael Bolton.

Samir: You know there's nothing wrong with that name.

Michael Bolton: There was nothing wrong with it... until that no-talent ass clown became famous and started winning Grammys.

Samir: Hmm... well why don't you just go by Mike instead of Michael?

Michael Bolton: No way! Why should I change? He's the one who sucks.

"Good luck with your lay-offs, all right, I hope you're firings go really well!"
- Peter

"I celebrate his entire catalogue"

"PC Loadletter, what the f&ck does that mean?!"

"The Nazis had pieces of flare that they made the Jews wear"

"Yeah well no one would be a janitor, because no one would say they wanted to clean up shit for a living"

Such a great movie...

Michael: I told those fudge packers that I liked Michael Bolton's music.
Peter: Oh that is not right, Michael.

Bob: Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately.
Peter: I can't say I've been missing it, Bob.


Peter: I'd say in a given week I probably only do about fifteen minutes of real, actual, work.


Peter: It's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care.

I love these too... along with "Mother sh!t and son of a... a$$!!" (or something along those lines. I named my pet rat after Samir :)

I also like Peter's neighbor: "I was hangin' the dry-wall up at the new Mackdonald's"

what a great thread. my favorite is the one about michael bolton being a no talent ass clown.

I believe you have my stapler

Milton Waddams: "I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were merry, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire."