Rules That Guys Wish Women Knew
 

Rules That Guys Wish Women Knew

1. Crying is blackmail, and it makes you look ugly.

2. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.

3. Don't cut your hair. Ever.

4. Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it.

5. Get rid of your cat.

6. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument.

7. Anything you wear is fine. Really.

8. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.

9. You have too many shoes.

10. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

11. Learn to work the toilet seat; if it's up, put it down.

12. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.

13. Yes, peeing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.

14. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.

15. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

16. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.

17. Sunday = Sports.

18. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap-opera guys.

19. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.

20. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?

21. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.

22. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done -- not both.

23. Women wearing Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.

24. You have enough clothes.

25. Nothing says "I love you" like sex

You left out a very, very important one: DON'T USE YOUR TEETH!!!

How about this: Women shall not believe that men can read minds.

good thread moe.ron!! it made me smile :)

i love this thread. so i will bump it.

That's cool.:)

Uh bud,

i didn't see a link or source for your list, so unless you want to get in trouble for copyright infringement for passing this off as yours, you'd better fix it.

If not, in protest i'm going to send every mod a PM on the hour, every hour, as well as John to get you banned for scholastic dishonesty.

Kitso
KS 361 :D

I think that you should call John, every hour, until he is summarily executed. ;)

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11. Learn to work the toilet seat; if it's up, put it down.
my roommate and best friend is a guy and when we first started living together we used to argue about how i DIDN'T put the seat down and the lid. he NEVER EVER EVER left the seat up...what a great guy!!!


17. Sunday = Sports.
not for him!! sunday is spent together before he eats dinner with his parents and i leave for DG meetings...


19. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.
i should really work on realizing he always means the other one. he loved that one by the way!!

i love this thread!! made me laugh!! and him too!!

***dances a i have a great friend dance***

ps...he just said it does matter what i wear.... he just said "the clothes one is good too cause if you look like shit, then you arent going anywhere with me"

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Are you sure you two don't have a lot of sexual chemistry? Or is he just gay?

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My guess, and its just a guess, is that he likes show tunes, decorating, and antiquing.


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Why # 3 (3. Don't cut your hair. Ever. ). Someone please explain?

Two reasons:
1. Long hair looks soooooooo much prettier than short hair
2. Women spend an absurd amount of money at hair salons

1. actually the look depends on the woman. short hair halle berry looks better than long hair halle berry (but she could be bald and still look good so maybe that's not the best example:p )

2. For the first time I agree with you 100%


oh yeah, and #23 about Wonderbras and such- so so so true

Very few girls have the face to carry off shorter hair . . it has to with face shape.

Unfortunately, very few women that have short hair are aware they don't have the right face shape . . . :eek:

You're getting wise in your old age.;)

I always put the seat back up after I am done at a boy's place... I figure you should leave it the way you find it, even if it's not the way you prefer.

And in my house, boys should put it back down when they are done.

Short/long hair is a totally situational, personal thing. It's based on your hair texture, bone structure, style, personality and willingness to spend time getting ready in the morning. Don't grow your hair out if it looks like crap on you just for some stupid boy!

Too much at hair salons? Guys spend just as much money on their electronic gizmos and accessories to go with them. And then they always want to upgrade to a newer model.

Just wait 'til you get married and it's not longer his place or your place, but our place.

Let the toilet games begin!

Oh - the hair thing is absolutely true. In our informal pre-nup, there is the hair clause. Nothing above the shoulders for me, no full beards for him.:D

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haha!!! no he is not gay! ever hear the term "metrosexual" though? i read about it one day and it completely fits him. it is a straight guy who likes to dress nice and take care of himself - keeps his nails clean, hair done (colored cut etc), good clothes, massages etc etc etc...get what i mean?

sexual chemistry?! hehe..not really! he is my best friend and there is nothing that has ever happened between us. everyone says we are getting married but i dont know about that!!!!!

***dances a metrosexual dance***