Another Fill In The Blank
 

Fill in the blanks with whatever comes to mind then add a new sentence including a blank or two...................


If I could _______ just once I would _______ with _______.

If I could sing just once I would harmonizewith Donny Hathaway.

(Is that right?)

:D

If I were a _______ I would ________ and _________.

If I were a genie I would cast a spell and make my boyfriend experience all the pain that women feel (from heartbreak to menstrual cramps) for a week.


If you could join ________you would ________ and _________

If I could join a karate class, I would kick butt and love it .

My ____ is so ____, I know this because _____.

My milkshake is so delicious ;) , I know this because Mr. SS83 told me so :cool:

Yay!
 

My Mom is so Magnificent, I know this because She has been there for me every time. Mom you are truly a blessing!

I can't stand _________ because_________.

I can't stand people who drive 12 mph in the fast lane because I have somewhere to go!!!!
BTW is usually old people doing this :mad:



I like to eat___________ because it tastes ________ and no one cooks it better than __________.

I like to eat spaghetti because it tastes delicious and no one cooks it better than ME.


If I could 'crush'any famous person, I'd choose ___________, because he/she is _____________.

If I could 'crush'any famous person, I'd choose MICHAEL EALY, because he/she is SO DAMN FINE.

I like to put_________ in/on _________ because________.

If I could 'crush'any famous person, I'd choose MICHAEL EALY,because he is FINE!!


On the weekend, I am going to ____________ with ___________ as we _______________.:p

You cannot have him too! :mad:

I will STAB you with the RUSTY BUTTA KNIFE!!!!! if you do not back da _______ up offa my man!!!
:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Now fill in my daggone blank. :p

2nd try-the drama of two people answering the same thing at once, lol.
 

On the weekend, I am going to ICE SKATING with MY PROSPECT MAN (i hope) as we WILL SEE WHAT UNFOLDS. :p

I like to put_________ in/on _________ because________.

ROTFLMBOCTFU...:D:D:D:D Ya'll are stoooopid!

HC I think I am going through "crush" withdrawal, because I absolutely cannot think of a way to answer Dionysus' question without it being "crush-ish". :p

Re: 2nd try-the drama of two people answering the same thing at once, lol.
 

I like to put Michael Ealy in my bed because he takes good care of me. :D










CCCTFU!!!

When I listen to __________ I feel like ____________.

When I listen to Kindred's CD I feel like crushing!

LMBO!!!!

If I won the powerball, I would buy _________ a ________ for Christmas because __________________.

If I won the powerball, I would buy April (my best friend) a car for Christmas because she doesn't want to keep being bothered with the problems that come with the one she has


I'd like to have a ____________, but I'm afraid it might ___________ and it'd take forever to get ____________ out!

I'd like to have a Birth control ring, but I'm afraid it might get stuck and it'd take forever to get the thing out!


I really like to _________in private because if I would ___________ in public the world would think I'm a ______.

I really like to sing in private, because if I would sing in public the world would think I'm a(n) elephant in labor.

No one knows that I ____ when I ___.

HIJACK!!!

Why was I CTFU with tears when I read this!!! As soon as I read what Dionysus wrote, I knew it would be on!! :D The return of the RBK!

Yeah I still got NEO FEVER
 

No one knows that I throw my pinky up when I'm in the mirrror at home :D

If I could give ____________ the ULTIMATE makeover, the first thing I would "fix" is ____________.

Re: Yeah I still got NEO FEVER
 

If I could give Rain Man the ULTIMATE makeover, the first thing I would "fix" is his pompadour!. :eek:

Rain Man, but I couldn't help it! :D :p




If I only had a ______________, my life would be __________.

If I only had a Vi.....

Lemme try it again.

If I only had a good job, my life would be
bling-blinging.

I regret (doing)_______because_______.

[hijack]

CTFU...that was so wrong.

[/hijack]

I regret getting credit cards in college because I'm STILL payin for them .

I love it when my _______ ______'s me because it makes me _______.

I love it when my Mom call's me because it makes me smile.

If I had a ________ I would________ the ________ out of _______

If I had a million dollars I would cuss out everyone at my job and bust the hell out of that school and the entire system.

I want to ______________ the _____________ out of ____________.

I want to WALK the HAYLEout of THIS BUILDING in 25 MINUTES. :D


As I ______________ to the ____________, I said ___________ to the _________________ as he _____________.

LOL
 

As I sang to the Lord, I said [U] "Bless Your Holy Name" to the birds as He blessed my soul





One day........and I will........on the.........after........

One day Dennis Haysbert and I will marry on the day after 24 is canceled. (Can't ya'll tell that I have such a crush on the man? ;) )

I have not done........because I have no..........to do anything with!

I have not done my Christmas shopping because I have NO MONEY to do anything with!

If I had _______________ I would____________until I couldn't __________________________no more:D

If I had the money I would shop until I couldn't shop no more!!
(I know that's a double negative, don't hit me!)


If it were possible to _________, I would _________ and _________.

If it were possible to take finals early, I would go home, and sleep.

My mission in life is to __________ because of ______________.

My mission in life is to educated because of ignorance



here is mine:

i went to____________ the other day to get_____________ and got _____________instead.

i went to SUPER WAL MART the other day to get PANTYHOSE and got SOCKS instead.


At work I ____________ as I ___________ but he/she __________.

At work I look mad as hell as I wait 6685756 hours for mofos to figure out what they want to eat but they just keep sayin can you come back in five minutes


Sometimes when I'm alone I ________ because ________ makes me feel better and the _________ makes it all worthwhile.

Sometimes when I'm alone I play dress up in my cutest outfits because looking good makes me feel better and the smile on my face makes it all worthwhile.

Sometimes when I'm alone I wear the sexy Vicky's underwear b/c it makes me feel like a grown woman and the confidence makes it all worthwile.




If I could spend time with _______ who died/I lost touch with ___ years ago, I would tell them ________ and ask them _____________

If I could spend time with poppa who died 27 years ago, I would tell him, i love him and ask him to come back[/QUOTE]




why do ___________ do ___________when it doesn't make sense?

Why do guys seem really normal when you first meet them so you give them your number then they turn around and do something stupid like call you in 3 minute intervals from a private number like 12 times in a row but then accidentally slip up and call you from their number the 13th time when it doesn't make [no dayum] sense?