Celebrities' Product Endorsement
 

Certain celebrities would make great endorsers of certain products.


Examples: Puffy and Babyface = BRACES!!!



What celebs do you pick and what products would they endorse?

Free (from 106 & Park): Hair conditioner because her stuff is dryer than the Sahara

Chingy: Oxy 10 or Clearasil (I met him in person and he has baaad skin). We can add Chopper and Dylan to that one too.

SHAQ & Mary J. Blige -- Hooked on Phonics


I DID NOT COME UP WITH THIS ONE -- R. Kelly = Girl Scout Cookies

:eek: R Kelly on the Girl Scout Cookies!
(laughing so hard, just so so hard)

Trick Daddy= Micrale Beauty Cream and Colgate Jewelry Cleaner Toothpaste

Don Cornelius/Dick Clark= Fountain of Youth Drink

LaDeia
"...you smell like clean crisp FUNK..."
- unknown

Whitney Houston -- RECEIPTS:o :o :o

Michael Jackson - Ambi Skin Cream

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on another listserve where the idea came from, someone said Michael and PLASTIC!! but Ambi Skin Cream says it all, LMAO

Ashanti/Britney Spears: singing lessons

Lil Kim: Nature's Way

That heffa needs Hooked on Phonics right along with Shaq & Mary J. Blige. Everytime I hear her say "don't go nowhere", I wanna reach into my television and smack her. :mad:

Missy Elliott - Slim Fast

DAMN, DAMN, DAMN James!!!! (Oh, can you tell that I got the first season of Good Times on DVD?)

Loon could advertise exercise equipment...brotha is CUT!!!

Cute Thread
 

Ray Lewis= Red Bull Energy Drink (WHOA I get a rush watching this brother play football!)

Shemar Moore = Braces

Beyonce = Hair Weave

Jay Z = A "How To" book on getting beautiful women when you are butt ugly with money

I don't want to hear him rap, ever, but I gotta admit that he is a good looking dude.

Ja Rule-Milk/Growth Hormone/Miracle grow. While I don't know his true height, he appears to be VERY scrawny and puny on TV.

Girl, you ain't neva lied...he raps slower than Mase. I must admit though, when he comes up out of that pool in the video, I am like http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/otn/love/love.gif "I will have a thousand of your slow-talking chilren's!"

Re: Cute Thread
 

lol, and not a BIG LOTS weave either!! :p

Add Erykah Badu to the Hooked on Phonics Endorsements. I feel embarassed for her every time she speaks.

:eek: :eek: oh. my. dayums :eek: :eek:

Musiq and Avant could endorse sunglasses
Lil Kim, Foxy Brown, and Christina Aguilera could endorse Virgin Again pills :rolleyes:

Ja Rule ~ Chloraseptic, sore throat lozenges, Halls, cough drops.

Y'all have me cracking up over here. I had a really bad day, and you all have made me smile.

Mike Tyson ~ EARMUFFS!!! :o

And don't forget the victim in that eat-em-up match:

Evander Holyfield (along with Phillip Michael Thomas) - Trojans!
(can I say that here?) :eek:

Malik Yoba - Chap Stick:eek:

sho nuff, blistex. carmex. vaseline. hell used crisco. :p

this is a classic, 1SD. I must agree with you though because Loon is a beautiful man!! :)

YOU ARE WRONG FOR THIS THREAD!!!
 

Ashanti for Debbie Allen's Dance Academy

Although I love ReRe to death Aretha Franklin should be on some late night infomercial endorsing Weight Watchers, Subway (the Jarred Diet), and Winsor Pilates

Whitney Houston and Rick James should do one of those Antidrug campaigns "Music The AntiDrug"

Another for Beyonce--underwear!

ReRe (Aretha) ~ Line from Are You There God, It's Me Margaret -- We Must We Must We Must Increase Our Bust :p

Beyonce' could open up a Seabiscuit farm, for that "special" weave

Bobby Brown -- Handcuffs

Eddie Murphy & Bobby Brown ~ The Gap :p

Aaaaaw Hell Naw, Compliments of Soror Kimmie1913
 

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Mama and I fell out at this one.