OMG! Too Excited for Words!!!
 

I just got off the phone with my (biological) sister and she told me that our mother's best friend's brother's goddaughter's stepsister is going to Pitt next fall and *might* be going through rush!!!

I am soooooooo psyched! My sister wants her to be a Kappa of course, and naturally I want her to go DZ. I'm sure she's an awesome girl who would be an asset to any sorority although I only met her once when I taught her at tennis camp when she was 6.

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And would she be considered a Delta Zeta legacy?!? ;) LOL

*rOtFL!*:D

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**cartwheels and somersaults across the room**

Oh my GOD, KillarneyRose, it's so funny that you mentioned that because this morning, my niece (who's, like, only 15 and she won't be in college for another 3 years) told me that she wants to go through Rush!!!

She says that she wants to go away to school on the mainland, preferably one with a very very strong Greek Life. I want her to go to a school with an AGD on campus, but I know that she knows she has to keep her options open. She has a 4.1 GPA already and she's bound to make Cheerleading Captain next year so I'm pretty sure she'll be great for any sorority!!! *HOORAY!!!*

Ya'll are too many things. :D

And I'm not sure there are ANY drugs that will help.........:D

SO I have a DILEMNA.
 

So I've been thinking that since I already had my quota of oNe decent man, I'm never going to find another nice one. Anyway, I think that I want to have a sex change and join a fraternity. Naturally, I would want to be a SigEp because GPBoy:( was. Do you think I could do that? And then could I get my sex changed again and pin myself? Is that allowed? Maybe I could do it during the operation?

I don't know if it'd be ok to be a SigEp though because I am a legacy to some other fraternities that are local. :(

(in tears of hysteria)

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Yeah, I'm still in college - he had just graduated, he was 23. We still don't know what happened :mad: because Wisconsin labs are all backed up:mad: :mad:. Other than a few too many senior bar crawls the week before, he was probably in the best health of his life.
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Also, my grandpa pledged a business fraternity, but dropped out before initiation. Am I a legacy? :p

Y'all are bad. :D

Well, I just got in from a rehearsal where the director fried our brains by changing almost all our blocking....

I NEEDED A GOOD LAUGH!!!;) ;)

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Exactly! Or, even better:

I'm a Gamma Phi now.
I get my sex change, join SigEp, and get initiated.
I get my sex change back and pin myself during the ceremony.
I re-rush at my new school and join another NPC since I'm technically a new me!

YEAH! I found the loophole! I get pinnned AND I get to be in a two NPCs. :p

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OMG, GeekyPenguin! That is, like, the BEST idea!!! Once you get your wee wee removed and your a girl again, you HAVE to go to a school that has Delta Zeta! I know the sisters there would just love you and you'd have so much to offer 'cause your so cool and all that!

Oh, and it's such a coincidence! You have "penguin" in your screenname and DZ's mascot is a turtle! Get the connection? THEY ARE BOTH ANIMALS! OMG, I'm so excited I can't stand it!

I just fell out of my chair at hit my head on my desk. Darn you GP.

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OMG but then I would have to transfer again!

OOOOH OOOH I know!

I could go to Northwestern! I have a friend who is a Dee Zee there! Then I could be a Gamma Phi AND a Dee Zee and I could go to school with bunches of FIBs.

But would it be hard to affiliate with the Gamma Phis there if I was pledging Dee Zee at the same time?

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Okay, your, like, gonna die when you hear this! The lady who does my bikini waxes - well, her daughter's piano teacher is friends with the woman who manages the local Bath and Body Works. A girl who is a BBW preferred customer and comes in, like, all the time, lives next door to another girl who is a Theta at the University of Maryland and her best friend from boarding school is a Gamma Phi at Northwestern! And from what I hear, the Gamma Phi sister LOVES Lily Puiltzer clothing which is often PINK AND GREEN which are DZ's colors so you KNOW she wouldn't mind and would tell all the other Gamma Phis to look the other way when you pledge DZ!

Ok since I am an Alpha Sigma Alpha and we have two Alphas in our name that means I am also sisters with Alpha Kappa Alpha and Alpha Phi Alpha doesn't it? And what about our brother fraternity???

KATH OMG! When you turn back into a girl then you have to become a Tri Delt! But I think Tri Delta's membership standards are SO high that they would probably never let in anybody who was a man before, even if they were originally a girl, so don't tell them during rush okay!?!?!?! There are some things that you just don't talk about during rush:

(1) Banks
(2) Bashing
(3) Beer
(4) Boys (AND THAT INCLUDES THE FACT THAT YOU USED TO BE ONE)

I will write you a rec, mmmkay love you!

What about BIBLE? Is it okay that I'm Catholic, or do I have to be a TPA? I'm only a half Catholic.

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Oh, you just said FIB. It's on, woman.

No Alpha Phi for you when you get your sex change. :mad:

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I never get upset when I hear FIB. We have to let those clowns from Wisconsin pretend to be as cool as we are every once in a while. ;)

The first time I heard FIB was Pref Night. Me, my big-sis-to-be (from Illinois too), a PNM from WI, and a sister from WI all argued about what was cooler: WI or IL. Sadly enough, I joined Alpha Phi because I was so busy laughing my butt off the entire time. What can I say, I know where I belong! :p

Bring it on cheeseheads!

Oh you can talk about the Bible during rush for sure! I tell all the rushees about the Bible during rush and how you have to be Christian to get into TRI DELTA because Tri Delta is the best sorority and Christian is the best religion! I'm not Christian :( but I lied when I went through rush so I could get into Tri Delta. Even if you are only half Catholic you are still better than me. Maybe since you are half Catholic you could be a half Theta Phi Alpha, that would make you a Theta Ph. You should be one because they have the best mascot, which is a penguin, and you should always choose your sorority based on things like mascots and colors which are REALLY important. Even though Theta Phi Alpha stole our colors, they just want to be really cool like us, at least they have cool colors. :( Hey, if you were a TPA then we'd have the same sorority colors, does that make TPA and Tri Delta SISTER SORORITIES? OMG!!!!

PS: Kath, nobody from Illinois goes to Northwestern -- they all got rejected and had to go to their safety school, Marquette. :p

OMG like does that mean I can go to Northwestern? And tlel them how I used to go to Marquette? Do you think I could also recharter Kappa Beta Gamma here before I do that? Then maybe I could be a Kappa Be and a Theta Ph. Would that be okay?

And if you are so Christian, why do you use pitchforks? Also, I think you stole the crescent moon from us and that really wasn't very nice.

HELLO, in case you hadn't noticed, those pitchforks have three spikes which symbolizes the Holy Trinity. The pitchfork is totally a Christian symbol. Second of all, we didn't steal the moon from you because yours is a crescent moon and ours is a STARS AND CRESCENT, punk. Only an idiot could not see the difference. Also, your moon is totally a pagan symbol whereas ours clearly symbolizes the way God lights up our lives, like in that Debbie Boone song.

I never saw a pitchfork in confirmation class. And you stole the Stars and Crescent from Kappa Sig.

AND our moon is not pagan, yours is, you pitchfork-having hay-baling Debbie Boone-listening freaks.

Kappa Sig's star and crescent are also clearly pagan, since the crescent points DOWNWARDS, symbolizing how Satan lights up their life. Also their star is SINGULAR, which represents Satan, whereas we have three stars which, again, represent the Trinity.

Maybe Gamma Phi Beta and Kappa Sig, who both use the PAGAN MOON as symbols, are secretly brother and sister fraternities? You don't have to tell me but I know it's true.

Did you know Debbie Boone is a famous Tri Delt? The national website says she's not, but I know she is. Some girls at her chapter told me that she was, and I know it's true because her songs totally have Tri Delta secrets in it. I can't tell you what they are, but we like to serenade fraternities with her songs because she is a Christian Tri Delt which makes her SO awesome.

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But, if that's your brother fraternity, wouldn't that be incestuous? :D

What if your doctor wasn't able to complete the sex change, and you ended up with both sex organs? Would you have to pick if you wanted to be in a sorority or fraternity? :D Or could you be in both?

Aside: definately best thread ever. I'm crying from laughing so hard.

I hope y'all are happy - I'm going to have to make a quick change of panties before I leave for work now!!

DEFINITELY GreekChat Thread of the Year material!!!!

some times I think you people are one crack, this just happens to be one of them.


Chris

best. thread. ever.

thanks for the laughs! i almost fell out of my chair!

and seriously, can someone please fill-in this east-coaster on what a fib is? thanks much.

I think we need to make about 20 more of these threads- a couple a day all about almost the exact same thing :)

>>>I think we need to make about 20 more of these threads- a couple a day all about almost the exact same thing <<<

I think someone has beat you to that...

OK if she does that she'll have to be totally unoriginal and use other GLO's mascots, hand signals, calls, etc. And of course it can only be a fraternity for SEXY people.

just think of all the diversity this person could add.

I think you all of your GLO's discriminate because none of you even have a member like this!

i agree! b/c g-d knows, i need something to entertain me at work! :)

A FIB is a "friendly" Illinois Bastard. They come to Wisconsin, they drive on our highways, they eat our cheese, they play in our lakes...

OMG
 

I do not know what a FIB is either? Oh well, that's not the point.

THE POINT is.....if she had both sex organs, think about how amazingly handy that would be come date party night and formal night? I mean, your sitting there and your sister doesn't have a date. Voila!!!! Hey there, you can take her. Night out at the bar, making one of your sisters ex-bf's jealous......Voila again you can do that!!! And bonus fun, at a frat party, all your brothers can gladly smack your ass b/c hey, technically you are a girl so its not considered gay by the girls that your brothers are trying to impress. "Good job Ace!" You would have so many wonderful advantages!!!!!

This is such a great thread!!!


:D

thanks kath!