Favorite Expressions
 

Do you have a favorite expression you'd like to share?

Here are a few of mine:

"Grinning like a sh*t eating possum"
"As happy as a pig in sh*t"
"So confused ya dont know whether to scratch your watch or wind your butt"---courtesy of "Steel Magnolias"
"Not the brightest bulb on the Christmas tree"
"Busier than a one armed paperhanger"---courtesy of "Steel Magnolias"
"Out like a fat kid in dodgeball"
"Off like a prom dress"

I thought of another that I forgot.....

"pounce on you like a pack of dogs on a three legged cat"

- dont let your mouth write a check that your azz can't cash

instead of saying yes to stupid questions people ask, i'll often answer with:

"does a bear sh*t in the woods?"
"is the pope catholic?"

* Bless her/his heart*
* Get out outta town!*
* Even Stevie Wonder(or Ray Charles) can see that.........*

"Your ass is grass and I'm the lawnmower.":D

a new one...............i've heard guys say to me "that's the way the dick dangles" so i customized that for females to say:

"that's the way the clit twiddles"

I bet you got a dirty clit.....lol.

nah but i have a dirty mind :) it's fun

As I said before, there's no doubt in my mind that you're freak hoe in bed. Believe me, there's nothing wrong with that. Girls with dirty minds usually end up being really good in bed. Whats even better is when a girl with a dirty mind meets up with a boy who has dirty mind, thats when things start to get really fun.










I gotta make a trip to Kentucky. I've been running into so many girls from Lexington lately, all freaks too.

Know what they say about Kentucky, land of pretty horses and fast women :) hahahah

And like I said previous in another posting somewhere about my sexual performance, that's for someone to find out and you to never know :)

;) :D :)



lol @ me never knowing......



I've been thinking though, I don't think you country girls up there know what real penis is all about. I don't think the guys up there know how to do it up. You know how some chicks kinda hold back until a guy like me shows up and lets them know its ok to get nasty, well thats what I mean. I've come to realize that a lot of girls up there have never had someone bring out the slut in them and let them know its ok to get as nasty as you want. Straight up. I've long passed that point of caring what the girl is gonna think if I ask her if I can do something in particular. And a lot of times chicks like that sense of openess, it kind of lets them know they have the green light to try new $hit on me. And while we're talking about girls from Lexington.....what do you girls eat up there? I've seen some of the nicest natural titties in my life on chicks from there. The ones I've met don't have fake boobs, they feel so nice.

Dumb as a sack of wet mice..
:rolleyes:
(just had to add the eye-roll)

Planning on getting lucky in Kentucky? ;)

By the way some of those kentucky girls talk, I don't have to plan on anything. That $hits just gonna happen regardless.

My fave expressions:

"And then you woke up!"
"Not the brightest bulb on the tree..."
"Well that's a dirty little bastard!" in fact me and a friend say that so much we've shortened it to saying, "that's a DLB!" ;)

NOT with me it wont hahahah! :)
To answer your question from earlier, Kentucky girls are fed corn and soybeans

I say:

Fo' sheezy!
Geez Louise
Holy Crapemz
Good Deal
Good Times, Good Times
What the F*ck??!
Get outta here!
"And I'm like... (add what ever I said at that time)"
Holy Mother of God
Hell to da NAW

from Steele Magnolias
 

Looks like two pigs fightin' under a blanket (reference to fat people's butts)

"(enter something you dislike here, i often use drugs or smoking) is bad mmmmmmmkay?"

My usual... YGBSM:

You've
Gotta
Be
Sh*tting
Me!

And FUBAR:

F*cked
Up
Beyond
All
Recognition!

"Right."
"Oh Good God."
"Um, yeah."
"Not so much."
my friends and i always say "WTF?" (as in "double you tea eff?" hahaha)
"so....yeah."
"what HAAAAppened?"
another friend thing: "shuddup." "no, you shuddup!"

:)

"not the brightest crayon in the box"

Favorite Sayings
 

"Jimminy!"

"Hel-lo!"

When someone is especially un-nice and is in the middle of a diatribe, I look them straight in the eye and in the middle of their sentence say, "Of course you are." I then just walk off. Really leaves people confused!

"He/She just hasn't been the same since that house fell on his/her sister."

Silver

Oh My God. (not with pauses in between)
Oh hell yeah. (courtesy of an old WCW/WWF show I saw)
Bring it. (thanks to Jessica Alba, Dark Angel)
(on the last one I know, I know :p )

those are as queer as a three dollar bill

I say...

Hola, como esta? a lot
Riiiiiiight.
He's cut off.
What up playa?

"Stupid (only I say it stew-pid) Girl" - ala my friend Trisha

"It's my berfday" - ala Crank Yankers

"You're gonna get it!"

"I've got the magic stick" - a little work humor!

lmao
 

you guys crack me up! I have tons of these because these are how my friends and i communicate most of the time, and dude, i've got some wicked funny friends....here are some highlights---

"damn gina!"
"you're killing me smalls"
"Whatever major loser, fly away"(with a little gesture or two)
"He's so sad, he soaks his hands in beer hoping to get his date drunk"
"Who do i have to screw around here to get myself a box of easy mac?"
"Did I leave the oven on? No! I'm a squirrel!"
"Badgers badgers badgers badgers, mushroom mushroom!"
"Lick my balls, swallow my load and die"
"Aight, tight"
"Gravy!"
(two people talking)"would you kiss your mother with that mouth?""no, but i've kissed yours""that was you?!?! She said she had a boring night last night"

(I have a lot of gay friends I met through the theater department so when we meet a new ones, we rate them and describe them so we'll remember newer ones...I'm not gay bashing, please don't flame this, actually all of the comments we make, we've heard from the guys themselves)
*"He's so gay, he walks by rooms and they redecorate themeselves"
*"He's so gay, he scares himself at times"

Whenever someone flips me off or says "FU" I have an assortment to draw from....
*"Sorry, I give enough to charity already"
*"And what do you expect to do with the other 23 hours and 59 minutes of your day?"
(guys only)*"won't your boyfriend get jealous?"
(Good Female friends only)*"Sorry, I don't swing that way, and even if i did, I wouldn't date my friends"
*"Nah, I'm too tired to fake it"
*"Why would i want what the rest of the city has turned down?"

Re: lmao
 

Haha! That website is hilarious! :D

ANY quote from Bring It On or Empire Records

Some of my favorite saying are:

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight
Sit yo 5 dollar a$$ down before I make change

"Cheerleaders are just dancers, gone retarded."

As the brother of a HS cheerleader, just let me tell you how MUCH i loved that line. I think Katie heard it once a day, every day for about a month after i saw that movie.

Kitso
KS 361 times i'd bang Eliza Dushku like a screen door on a submarine..........uh, wait, that's not right ;)

come on now - its 361 times you'd bang her like a screendoor in a hurricane ;)

and she's hot - if i was a guy, i'd do her

i know mullet, i was just screwing around.

And she's so hot, if i was a chick i'd STILL do her ;)

Kitso
KS 361 times, like, if she was into that kinda stuff, ya know?

Any quote from the Teen Girl Squad... like:

I'm totally crushing!
SO GOOD
Grood... I mean good. And great. Great and good.

Forgot to add one:

One of Mini Me's shoes got more sole than you..............

"My baby likes my titties stock NOT aftermarket."


Thats for all the implant gurls who think fake boobies are "cOOL" my boy is into cars and gurls hence the stock/aftermarket referenece.

here's one i've had the pleasure of using all day....

"colder than a witch's titty in a brass bra"

One of my ex's used this one:

"hotter than a french whore in church"

Disclaimer: I'm sorry if the latter quote offends anyone of French descent.