GC Story
 

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Once upon a time there lived this girl who had a big crush on a guy she had never met. This guy was known to have treated his girls with the ultimate respect until......

...he got a nose job and thought he was the isht. He partied hard until dawn and.......

...broke his new nose when he slipped on a puddle of beer at a freind of a friend of a friend's house party, causing him to...

...woke up next to this girl he thought was hot the night before. Turned out - the girl was a guy. He freaked out and said.....

....wow, I never thought I'd like a she male. I'll have to go crusin' for....

some drag queens later! He got in his BMW and cruised over to the mall where he saw some hot girls standing in a line.

"What's going on?" he asked

"We're waiting in line for.......

my butt naked hairy cowboy friend named kitso.

This kitso guy really knows how to shake what his momma gave him, but we are also waiting for the girl with big.........

hair to come over and teach us how to......

...be a snake wrangler! Unfortunately, she forgot...

to bring her snake! so she was going to borrow one from.....

James but since he lost his penis a few months back no one is really sure if he can be relied upon.
So the guy with the nose-jobbed/broken nose cruised on down the street to find some more drag queens, only he got distracted by...

a man in only his briefs running down the street. this what quite a sight for this guy to see. because due to the cold weather...

the man seemed to be quite stiff.....but then and only then, the man came over to get directions to....

...SH80's multiple personality Xmas party and was very happy to say...

..."Yes sir may I have another?" as the broken-nose job man started to haze him.

After the hazing the broken-nose job man decided to continue on with his quest for drag queens.

"Hmmm, I wonder where they could be?" he muttered to himself.

Just then he saw a sign that advertised.....

giant evil kittens for sale. The drag-queen hunter thought that a giant evil kitten would be a drag-queen magnet.

So, he went inside and bought the most evilly cute kitten there. After he paid, the salesperson said...

now, don't forget, every time that imthechamp masturbates, God kills a kitten, so you'd better keep an eye on this special evil kitten. At that very moment, the Kitten keeled over and died.

That's ok the man said.......


Kitso
KS 361 times you're damn right the babes were in line for the butt naked hairy cowboy Kitso :D

then the man said, holy cow imthechamp is dead sexy and he has alot of nice things he must get alot of girls and then...

[QUOTE]Originally posted by AggieSigmaNu361
[B]now, don't forget, every time that imthechamp masturbates, God kills a kitten, so you'd better keep an eye on this special evil kitten. At that very moment, the Kitten keeled over and died.

That's ok the man said.......
But, Damn, what's with that Champ guy, that's the seventh kitten that's died tonight...

Just then a gang of drag queens come into the store and start eyeing the broken-nosed guy.

We're with PITA and we want to know who is responsible for the death of these kittens!

and then smiley21 came out from the back with pikes manjuice all over her face and explained that imthechamp was beating off all day long

(LOL!!)


'oh' said the drag queens, 'make sure you tell champ to take it easy'.
then the telephone rang. the pet store guy was about to get it, but the broken nosed guy freaked out and grabbed the phone first. on the other line was....

...Former President Bill Clinton. Bill needed to buy more bunnies for Hillary because the dozen he'd bought the week before died (because of Champ).

"Uh, Uh, Uh, It's Bill. Uh, Uh, Uh, I need more bunnies. I think I'm being punished for my evil deeds - these bunnies keep dying on me," said Bill to the clerk.

"Well sir," said the clerk, "There is such a thing called Karma."

"Yeah" shouted the drag queens, "What goes around comes around."

...

.........if you want a piece of me, then we got to go to the clubs. so, bill and the drag queens head down to a local gay club when they were bumping and grinding. to their surprise, bill was sporting a big.............

...bow tie, it was red and had huge...

purple lobsters on it. The drag queens were amazed at Bill's tie, and one of them came up to him and said...

hey do you wanna play pool? and he said

no and committed suicide. then the people of america voted champ for president and then...

a year later Champ was reported to have been attacked by a huge monster killer bunny who happened to be Bill who was reincarnated. The Secret Service men...

killed the killer bunny and when they took off his mask, they found it was a jealous kitso who was pissed off cuz champ had made hootie his first lady and then...

...they all went to the strip club together to laugh at the wonderful joke. at the bar....

smiley21 was found there keeping a close eye on them. people thought it was because she was apart of the secret service. but actually, it was because she was stalking them. (thanks to librasoul for inspiring this part of the story)

.....

...and then they all went to church, followed by home to bed, but not together....

while everyone was at seperate places that night, they somehow woke up lying next to each other naked. how did this happen, one girl asked? well, the broken nosed guy said he got drunk and started to sleep walk after doing the horizontal............

...chicken dance. Some one asked what it was and he started to demonstrat how to...

do the chicken dance while lying on the floor. Everyone started to do the horizontal chicken dance until there was a knock on the door. The broken-nose guy opened it and just outside was...

the cast of the show "The Mullets".

"DUDES, we've just, like, so been fired from UPN. Can we, like, crash, at your most awesome pad?"

All the drag queen present rolled their eyes, sighed and said ....

...yes you can crash here but only if you agree to the 24 hour marathon of the Dick Van Dyke Show. So the drag queens grabbed some popcorn and....

...baby oil. So that during the show they could give their famous sensual...