Worse things we've heard in bed (attn: Males)
 

This is in retaliation to another thread about women's comments durign sex. I found it only fitting to have one about comments we women have heard from men during sex........


"Do you like my dick????"
"you're hair(reference to that that grows out of the head) is getting in the way"

And lets not forget my personal favorites:

"Are you cumming?"
"Have you cum yet?"

hah someone really asked if ya liked their dick?

yes.........they also asked me these questions that i forgot to include in my last posting...

"can i please put it in your lil ass?"
"Do we really have to use a condom?"

Okay there's NOTHING worse than a dirty talker who isn't talking dirty until the critical moment and then you're shocked cuz you thought they were mute, and you lose all consintration and give up....

So I've heard

:p

"can i spank your ass? do you want me to spank your ass? why can't I spank your ass?"

You like the butt...dontchya little girl?

-Rudey
---mmmm mmmm

hah...that is so hilarious. how could anyone put those words together and say something like that.

and yet i've thought of some more:


"Am I crushing you?" (I'm 4'9, 97 pounds)

"Well I cant do that position......"

"I cant go any faster"

"I'm sorry I farted, dont be mad at me."
NOTE TO GUYS:This is a TOTAL MOOD KILLER.......so if you're someone that is known among yourbuddies for having more gas than the Hindenburg, get rid of it beforehand please, k thanks)

"Just because you're on your period doesn't mean you can't give me head..."

:rolleyes:

LOL But it's true.

-Rudey

True it may be RUDEy..........but why should we give if we arent going to receive.........doenst seem fair to me.....

Nor this comment:

"I know you're on your period, but can we still have sex? I'll put a towel down....."

OK no seriously the guys you know sound like freaks. I actually got really grossed by this last one and I hardly ever get grossed.

-Rudey
--And it's about giving...not always taking...tell them champ!

Hahahahahaha...lol.:D :D

lol....Thats awesome, its a classic.;)

OMG and to think that this line has ONLY happend to meeh!! I have heard that one soooo many times!! Good one...

I thought girls liked to have sex on their period. They don't? I've always thought it was nasty. Sometimes the girls would ask if we could just go in the shower. Still, I never did. I don't think most guys like banging chicks while she's raggin. You two might have some dirty boyfriends.

yes note how the comments i've posted here, are from EX, EX boyfriends....... :)

True, but I'm sure you're still a lil freak.;) :D :)

LOL that is for my future bf to know whoever or wherever he may be.........

and you to keep guessing :p

lol

Damn, my monitor now has gatorade all over it.....I can't believe someone actually said that.

Yeah, when I've been with guys talking there's been some unanimity on that. Seriously, it was shades of American Pie. "Have you tried it?" (yes) "It's like a warm glove".

As for trips downtown when a woman is on her period I guess the guy would have to like the taste of iron and be happy enough to come up with a rusty grin. Y'can see how it'd make people uncomfy!

Yuck! but funny and true!

Yeah and the funny part is they meant it so seriously! :rolleyes:

oh my word. it is good to know i am not the only one who's heard this.

others i have heard..

'you are on your period? are you bleeding a lot? let me put it in for a just a min."

i have also heard... 'since you are on your period, do you still want to give me head?'

'do you want to sit on it?'

'give it a kiss for me'

i also hate anything in reference to his size. i seriously dont care about it

:rolleyes:

My friend Brian used to love to have sex with his girlfriend while she was on her period, like more so than he usually liked to have sex. SO gross. :rolleyes:

And I totally agree with Hootie on the talking dirty thing. It is so so so WEIRD when a guy just busts something like that out of nowhere. That happened to me recently, I had no idea that this guy would be in to that, but wow, he certainly was. :o

LOL...Did he call you a whoe?

I dunno, if a girl busted off talkin some dirt to me....I'm gonna have a big cheesy grin on my face real quick.


But I don't know about me busting off with some of that out of no where, it'd seem too weird.

HAHAHAHAHA classic :)

Hey I once dated a guy who would ALWAYS say:

"You can swim in the Red Sea but you just cant drink the Red Sea."
*Referring to a gurl on her peroid!!*


:eek:

lol....Just be glad they havent asked to do it on your face. lol I got a buddie who likes to do that to chicks. I never look at those girls the same again.

uh, i get asked that question :o

Bukkake anyone?

This thread is about to get locked.

lol. i think so too

cashmoney, can you clean out your pm box?

done.

No nothing like that. He'd just say stupid stuff and it made me laugh b/c it just sounds so DUMB! I don't know why he would do it b/c I certainly didn't enjoy it, but eh, who knows. He's a weird kid anyway. He is also a kid who thinks that a girl should be willing to have anal sex when she's on her period since it's "her fault" they can't have sex otherwise. God, some people! :rolleyes: He also tried to convince me once that since I am a virgin I should be willing to have anal sex with him since "technically" I'd still be a virgin. WTF!!!!! :o