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moe.ron 10-13-2003 01:24 PM

Name a movie and we come up with the porn version of it!
 
Stratship Trooper - Starship Hooker
Deep Impact - No need to change

bethany1982 10-13-2003 01:27 PM

the silence of the lambs

Hannibal

moe.ron 10-13-2003 01:28 PM

sorry Beth, I meant that we as a collective contribute to this worhtwhile academic venture.:D

ZTAngel 10-13-2003 01:30 PM

These are ones everyone has heard of:

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom- Indiana Jones and the Temple of Poon

Saving Private Ryan- Saving Ryan's Privates.


Here's one of my own:

Lilo and Stitch- Lilo and His Bitch

xok85xo 10-13-2003 01:35 PM

good will hunting - good will humping
forrest gump - forrest hump

bethany1982 10-13-2003 01:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by moe.ron
sorry Beth, I meant that we as a collective contribute to this worhtwhile academic venture.:D
But I can't think of any for these.... lol. I guess I need to watch some porn.

cashmoney 10-13-2003 01:43 PM

Whats the name of the movie associated with "Romancing the Bone"? I've heard that one before.

moe.ron 10-13-2003 01:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bethany1982
But I can't think of any for these.... lol. I guess I need to watch some porn.
Nothing sexier then watching a women watching pron :D

cashmoney 10-13-2003 01:47 PM

I know, women like it just as much as men. They just like it in a different sense.

mu_agd 10-13-2003 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by cashmoney
Whats the name of the movie associated with "Romancing the Bone"? I've heard that one before.
It's Romancing the Stone.

absolutuscchick 10-13-2003 02:14 PM

Gone with the wind

Thrillhouse 10-13-2003 08:33 PM

I know what you did last summer- I know who you did last summer

smiley21 10-13-2003 08:47 PM

what about that disney movie 'holes'? what a perfect title. lol

charlie's angels - charlie's naughty angels
boogie nights- booty nights
children of the corn- children of the porn

ZTAngel 10-13-2003 08:56 PM

Here's some I found on a website:

ET: The Extra Terrestrial- E Three: The Extra Testicle
Moulin Rouge- Moulin Splooge
Dude, Where's My Car?- Dude, Where's My Dildo?
Terms of Endearment- Sperms of Endearment

smiley21 10-13-2003 09:03 PM

down to you- down on you
the hulk- the bulge
what a girl wants- what a girl really wants
the terminator- the sperminator
election- erection


i know you guys are supposed to contribute. but i am overflowing with creativity:D

Lil' Hannah 10-13-2003 09:37 PM

Rambo - Rambone
Patch Adams - Snatch Adams
Jurassic Park - Jurassic Prick
Gladiator - Glad He Ate Her

This is all my friends and I do...

Peaches-n-Cream 10-13-2003 10:02 PM

Hannah and Her Sisters---Hannah and Her Blisters

Saving Private Ryan---Shaving Ryan's Privates

Blow---Blow Job

ZTAngel 10-13-2003 10:08 PM

James Bond- James Bondage

DeltaBetaBaby 10-13-2003 10:23 PM

Muffy the Vampire Slayer

Hootie 10-13-2003 10:48 PM

Willard and the Rats - Willard and the Crabs

Casablanca - Su Casa o Mi Casa?

The Matrix - The Dominatrix

phikappapsiman 10-13-2003 10:49 PM

A Beautiful Mind-A Beautiful Behind

American Beauty-American Booty

Dawson's Creek-Dawson's Crack (Sorry, not a movie, but funny nontheless...) :)

But really...I have no obsession with posteriors!!!:D

swissmiss04 10-13-2003 11:58 PM

O Brother Where Art Thou-actually this *doesn't* need changing

Monkeybone...for that matter neither does this


Ok guys I give up. Maybe I'm just perverse!

Optimist Prime 10-14-2003 12:04 AM

The Italian Job--The Italian Blow Job


Blue Velvet--???

GPhiLlama 10-14-2003 01:41 AM

Edward Scissorshands: Edward Penishands

Coming to America: Cumming in America

Ed Wood: No change.

Heh, I have too much time on my hands.

smiley21 10-14-2003 05:06 AM

animal house- anal house

ZTAngel 10-14-2003 08:42 AM

Beverly Hills 90210- Beverly Hills 9021 Ho

DWAlphaGam 10-14-2003 09:51 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by phikappapsiman
American Beauty-American Booty


This is an actual porn. I read an article about the guy who made American Beauty (I'm blanking on his name right now) and he said he knew he hit it big when he found out that there was a porn called American Booty. I think he had a copy of it on display in his office next to his American Beauty poster, too. :p


Here's another real one that I find amusing: Shanghi Noon ----> Shanghi Poon.

smiley21 10-14-2003 11:55 AM

how about the movie 'brown sugar'? that would be a great porn title.

adpishan 10-14-2003 12:10 PM

Armageddon - Arma-get-it-on

CatStarESP4 10-14-2003 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by absolutuscchick
Gone with the wind
That would be self explanatory!

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hootchpdt 10-14-2003 02:42 PM

Top Gun>>>>TOP Gun (subtle change)
Batman>>>Scatman
Dirty Harry>>doesnt need a change
Six Days Seven Nights>>>>Six Gays every Night
Pure Luck>>Pure F|_|Ck
All the President's Men>>All the President's Women
Tie Me Up, Tie Me Down>>>>(no change)
Desperado>>>>Desperate Ho



i have to work tonight, i will get some more. (i work at a video store)

p.s. since boogie nights is about porn, i dont think booty nights should count

Lil' Hannah 10-14-2003 04:38 PM

Top Gun could also be Top Buns.

hootchpdt 10-15-2003 12:13 AM

ok, i am back from work and have quite a few....


A Man Apart>>A Man's Part

Bulletproof Monk>>Bulletproof Cock

Dreamcatcher>>Creamcatcher

Lord of the Rings>>Porn of the Kings

Tommy Boy>>Tommy's Boy

The King and I>>The King and I....and her and her and her

Monster's Inc.>>Pornstars Inc.

Fistful of Dollars>>Fistful of Cockwhores

Holes>>Holes Filled

Posse>>Pusse

Joy Ride>>Joy Ride

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory>>Wonka's Willy and the Cockolate Pussy

AOII_LB93 10-15-2003 02:12 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by xok85xo
good will hunting - good will humping
forrest gump - forrest hump

Just as an aside, there is in fact a "good will humping" I've not seen it but have heard about it. :p

smiley21 10-15-2003 10:26 AM

cocktail - no change

CutiePie2000 10-15-2003 10:47 AM

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone ->

Hairy Potty and the Philosopher's Bone.

aephi alum 10-15-2003 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by CutiePie2000
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone ->

Hairy Potty and the Philosopher's Bone.

With Hairy's friends, Rod and Hermoaningly.....

smiley21 10-16-2003 06:24 PM

in my lit class, we are watching 'the fisher king' and there is a part where this lady is holding a porno tape called 'ordinary peepholes'. remember the movie 'ordinary people'?

Hootie 10-21-2003 09:19 PM

Clash of the Titans - Clash of the Trojans (condoms)

hootchpdt 10-22-2003 03:05 AM

here's an academy awards list

Ben-Hur>>Bend-Her

All the President's Men>>All the President's Women

Forrest Gump>>Forrest Hump

Born on the Fourth of July>>Whored on the Fourth of July

Spartacus>>Spartacock

there are more!


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