Virgins!
 

You guys suck. lol, not really, but virgins are so difficult to deal with! Non-virgins here is your thread to vent.



















Tongue firmly in cheek!

signed. virgins are no good. plus they shouldn't be called virgins since most of them give soooooooooooo much head.

Within seconds of the posting of this thread, there were over 10 views....curious!?!?!

Virgins rock...

Not all virgins are difficult to deal with, only the ones you've dealt with....And in all those instances, the common denominator was,well, you...Look inward, my friend, look inward :D

(just kidding...I'm in a razzing mood)

It's been my experience that if a girl is a virgin, she gives horrible head. A lot of times they try to lie about it and say they've given plenty of head before, I never believe them if I have to guide them into properly give head.

Virgins are ok it's just those die hard virgins that drive me crazy! I knew a die hard that signed one of those promises and she carried it around and showed it off like it was a driver's license! I bet when she finally gets some, the poor guy who does the do with her is gonna need some time off because all of that pent up frustration is gonna end up hurting someone.

Hahahahaha! That'd be a sight to see.

My freshman roommate had one of those. It lasted all but a month and she went CRAZY! ;)

usually the girls who are virgins are fat and gross, and are the ones that most guys wouldnt hit with another man's penor

sometimes i do wish i was still a virgin. but for the most part, i consider myself a stronger human being. i am NOT saying that sex made me a better person:rolleyes:
i have only been in a sexual relationship with one person (thank God) and we are still very close. it opened the door to so many emotions that have been hard to deal with. but i feel more mature in decisions that i make.
people that are still virgins by choice- i say that is awesome. different things make people grow up. for me, an intimate relationship taught me a lot about myself. with that said, i dont regret giving up my virginity. i dont necessarily want to have sex with other people. i seriously want to wait until i am married. i am still in my serious relationship. but if that day should come where it is all over. then i want to hold out for my future husband.

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I AM SO OFFENDED BY THIS! Not all virgins give bad head. What would be the difference?

maybe you just had some bad choices in hook ups:p

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to be good, you gotta master the suck & stroke.

that gets me all the time :)

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If you don't know the difference, you're probably doing it wrong. :p




I am just kidding! Totally and completely kidding!

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And by totally kidding, you mean totally experienced. ;)

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Virgins aren't worth a five-dollar foodstamp!

Ship them all off to a friggin' island!

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You are so dead. :mad: :p

My ex best friend was a "virgin" I say that in quotes, because to this day there is still some debate. Anyway, when we would go out to bars and stuff she would actually tell people this. like: "HI! My name is ***** I was a cheerleader and I'm a virgin!" I'm not even kidding. Then the guys that she was telling this to would praise her for being so wonderful - then turn to me and I would just hold up my brewsky and order 3 or 4 more. This was also about 2 hours before my friend and one of the guys would go God know's where. :rolleyes:

well, i am going to out my sister. cause she will never see this. she is a virgin. and proud of it. i dont know how she feels about dating cause she has never been on one. i just cant imagine her out on a date. she is 20 now and i dont think she is ready for dating. she gets made fun of for not being with a guy (by the people i have hung out with) she hangs out with a big crowd of friends that is gung ho about abstinence. my sister would KILL me if she knew i wasnt a virgin anymore. she already think that i am some heathen cause i dont really like church much anymore.

I am a virgin but most of my friends know that, don't know, or are unsure if I am or not because I don't talk about it unless it comes up. I chose to remain one because I want to be able to truly carry off the whole white wedding dress thing. I am just a brutally honest person and couldn't see myself wearing a white wedding dress and not be a virgin. Even though people wouldn't know if I was a virgin or not walking down that aisle, I would know and that's what counts to me.

Whoever said virgins are the fat and gross ones who people wouldn't touch needs to get a life. I'm not the skinniest of people, but I've had plenty of chances to have sex. But college guys are scummy and shady that I wouldn't go that route. I'm not one of those girls that walks around preaching no sex until marriage (and carrying around a promise of it on a piece of paper? Ok then..whatever floats your boat), but I'm not one of those girls that will go into a Burger King, pick up a guy and screw him that night either. I grew up in Vegas where people have sex way too young...almost half of the kids from my graduating class have kids now (I'm class of 2000), and I could not deal with that right now. Aight, that's my two cents..

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That reminds me of a story. At a sorority sleepover we were playing the bowl game (where you have to answer random questions that all the girls put in the bowl). Well, my question was how many guys have you slept with? So I was "zero"....AND MY SISTERS LAUGHED AT ME! They thought I was lieing, and then some of them were like - "jen, you have to answer these questions truthfully!" or "jen come on just tell us, we promise we won't judge". Comes to find out that the majority of all my friends thought that I was some slut puppy and I just didn't talk about it.

Oh well ;)

Thats true too!

thats really great that thats what you believe, but recently i came across this in an advice column:

http://slate.msn.com/id/2087875/


It is nice to know that you and your girlfriend, in the year 2003, still think the color of a wedding dress signifies one's sexual status. The color of the bridal gown has not been a code for "purity" probably since FDR took office.

i meant to say that any guy with any kind of standards would not touch a fatty. sorry for the misunderstanding.

grats on your offers from the scumbags though...that is truely an accomplishment.

You say you have standards, but I'm sure you've had your own Coyote Ugly moment that you're not sharing with us.

LOL. i am not laughing at you cause i think what you said was great. i am just laughing at the thought of you saying that in person. talk about telling someone off.:D

hey guys this is the best parody thread since the one about . . . whoa, crap, my bad

Is it True that all Virgins came from Virginia?

Then spread this nasty idea to the rest of the country:(

Why is it assumed that virgins haven't done ANYTHING sexual at all??? Most just haven't had intercourse...Virgins aren't some nonsexual beings, they just make a moral or personal choice to abstain until it's right for them...

Virgins aren't good or bad, they just take themselves waaaay too seriously.

There is an atmosphere in America that is ripe with expectations of/commentary on sexual experience and openness. Men and women who have held onto their virginity may feel their choice to remain abstinent is under attack, and that there is something wrong with them for choosing not to "surrender" to this prevalant notion that participating in sexual activity is a sign of emotional maturity and a stepping stone to social acceptance...

I know I did...

There's nothing wrong with being proud of it....It's when it's held up as some sort of proof of moral superiority that it can become a bit grating to some...

LMAO... you have such a way with words :D

there is a group of church people here in town that have this kind of abstinence club. (i think this club is outside of town too). anyway, they have this shirt that says 'sex symbol' and under it is a picture of a bride and groom's wedding rings. i get the meaning. but sometimes it makes me roll my eyes. i dont think there is a need to put it constant display. i know that is what they believe and far be it from me to stop them. but well, it still kinda annoys me. I wouldnt want to put myself out there like that. but then again there are tons of shirts that display sexuality. so i guess the abstinence shirt isnt so bad after all.

According to the Romaniac bellmen i work with, in those european countries you could take a girl out for a good meal and a nice bottle of wine and sex is guaranteed. Thank you very much, have a nice day - one full transaction.

Being a young child and introduced to music at an early stage, I soon lost my virginity. No regrets, I'm really good in bed. I got the magic stick.




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There's a lot of pressure for people - especially women - to remain virgins. It's a precious gift, once you give it up you can never recover it, yada yada yada.

I have no problem with virgins - except the ones that are in-your-face about it - you know, "I'm a virgin, I'm never going to have sex until I'm married, therefore I'm going to heaven. You had premarital sex? Then you're damned to hell."

I've always felt that, if you have sex with someone, you should have some sort of emotional and spiritual connection with them first... not just for your first-ever sexual encounter, but for every single one. Sometimes being a virgin just means you haven't met someone yet with whom you feel that connection.

Excellent post. I agree about the pressure, but I think there is pressure on both sides. I've seen girls made fun of because of their desire to remain a virgin until they found the connection you speak of. I know a few people into the church abstinence thing and none of them have ever told me I'm going to hell because I'm not a virgin. I think those groups may be good for some people, I don’t know. As far as the guys who have posted with negative remarks about virgin girls on this thread, I'll bet most of them wouldn't turn down the chance to be someone's first. Unless of course, they themselves really have no experience and would be afraid they might destroy their own image. Everyone has choices to make. I made mine and am comfortable with it.

I don't know about that. On one hand fresh meat is good, but at the same time we all know virgins go crazy once they loose it and have that "we'll be together forever" mentality. I don't know about the other guys, but thats just too much for Cashmoney to deal with. When I was younger it was ok, now that I'm older that is the last thing I want to deal with. Besides, I'm a dirty mofo.

I did say most. Perhaps I'm wrong. If it does not fit you, that's cool, you dirty mofo... lol.