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Some of YOUR fav quotes?
I dont know about you guys but I LOOOVE to read quotes on people's profiles and away messages....okay okay im lame but hey im sure im not the only one......:rolleyes:
Here are a few that I have picked up from other people (they are not mine).....feel free to share. "Sex with an ex can be depressing: If its good then you dont have it anymore and if its bad..you just have sex with your ex." "If you reveal your secrets to the wind you should not blame the wind for revealing them to the trees." "He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wondered whose it was and whether they were enjoying it." Douglas Adams "On a positive note. I've learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow. I've learned that life sometimes gives u a second chance. I've learned that u shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands. U need to be able to throw something back. I've learned that whenever I decide something with an open heart, I usually make the right decision. I've learned that even when I have pains, I don't have to be one. I've learned that I still have a lot to learn. I've learned that people will forget what u said, people will forget what u did, but people will never forget how u made them feel." ~Maya Angelou "Wise girls kiss but don't fall in love, listen but don't believe, and leave before she is left." There comes a point in your life when you realize who truly matters, who never did, and who always will |
My favorites (and yes, I'm obsessed with reading other ppl's profiles and quotes too... gives a whole new insight on life):
"The only way to get rid of temptation is by giving into it" (from my own profile) "Here's to alcohol: the source of, and answer to, all of life's problems" (from the Simpsons) "Who knows where thoughts come from, they just appear" (Lucas, from Empire Records) "Trust is something that comes easy when you've never been a victim" (Face to Face) |
Ala my sister's profile "If God brings you to it, He will bring you through it"
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"He who is not busy being born is busy dying." Bob Dylan
"Politeness is to do & say/The kindest thing in the kindest way." Mom :) "Service to others is the rent you pay for the space you occupy on Earth." Albert Schweitzer My car's license plate is Philippians 4:4: "Rejoice in the Lord Always; and again I say, Rejoice!" |
I love love love quotes...:D
Here are some of my faves... ~~~"I want the fairytale" Pretty Woman ~~~"Love doesn't make the world go 'round but it certainly makes a lot of people dizzy" ~~~"Some people miss the silver lining because they're expecting gold" ~~~"Never long for anyone from your past...there's a reason why they never made it to your future" ~~~"The sun is going to shine, the rain is going to fall, and in the end you might get burned or wet...so bathe in the sun and dance in the puddles...and at the end of each day SMILE" |
I LOVE quotes, esp. from movies and TV shows, I'll be watching something and I'll be like damn, I need to write that down. I really love movie taglines too.
"I'm 22 years old - that's almost 30, and I still haven't accepted that this is my life. And I just wish that I could be dumb. And then I wouldn't know better and I could be happy and stop hoping. And I'm telling you this like you're interested in my boring life."–Riding in Cars with Boys, said by Beverly (Drew Barrymore) "If you stay single in New York long enough, you're supposed to get wiser about dating. What men to pick, where to meet them...but what really made any of us experts? Wasn't our single status a neon sign that we couldn't get it right? What if all these years in New York have only made us older, more confused, or dead? Are we getting wiser, or just older?"-Sex & the City, Carrie |
Ok, I'll bite on this one....
"Oh, balls!" said the Queen. "If I had two, I'd be king." "To love another person is to see the face of God." "Yes, I'm a good housekeeper, I divorce the men and keep the house"~Eva Gabor "Women have to work twice as hard as men to get the same respect, luckily, it's not that hard." "Conscienceness: That annoying time between naps." "Conscienceness: That annoying time between beers." |
"Back in five minutes!-Godot"
"What's wrong with running away from reality if it sucks?"-Evangelion "You print out over there, I print out over here..hee! I love computers!"-Gunsmith Cats "I once heard the voice of God. It said 'Vrrrrrrmmmm.' Then I realized it was the lawn mower." "I didn't come here drifting on the tides of fate. I came here because of choices that I made, choices that had to be made. I'm happy with that."-Irvine Kinneas, FFVIII "What sane person could live in this world and not be crazy?"-Ursula K. Le Guin I love quotes! They're fun! |
"Some people meet that somebody that they can never stop loving, no matter how hard they try. I don't expect you to understand that, or even believe it, but trust me, there are some loves that don't go away. And maybe that makes them crazy, but we should all be lucky to end up with somebody who never lets go." -Ally McBeal
"When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible".- When Harry Met Sally "Later that night I got to thinking about fate, that crazy concept that we're not really responsible for the course our lives take, that it's all predestined, written in the stars. Maybe that explains why if you live in a city where you can't even see the stars your love life tends to feel a little more random. And even if our every man, every kiss, every heartache is prerecorded from some cosmic catalogue can we still take a wrong step and wander off our own personal milkyway? I couldn't help but wonder, can you make a mistake and miss your fate?"-Carrie, Sex & the City "Some people are settling down, some people are settling and some people refuse to settle for anything less than butterflies." - Carrie, "Sex and the City" |
"Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read." - Groucho Marx
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"Love is extacy and agony. Freedom and imprisonment. It's what keeps people together and apart."
"Two people can be perfect for each other--and if the timing is wrong it is never going to work out for them. Bad timing is the reason most normal people end up single. weirdos and creeps are single because they are weirdos and creeps. but people like us are single because we are the victims of bad timing." "Love is a minefield: You take a step, get blown to pieces, put yourself back together again, and stupidly take another step. I guess that's human nature. It hurts so much to be alone that we'd all rather blow up than be single." "I cheese sandwich you." |
"If you start out depressed, everything is a pleasant surprise." -Lloyd Dobbler, "Say Anything"
"Women may be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake whole relationships." -Sharon Stone "A word of advice, lady? Don't point your finger at f-ing crazy people!" -Lisa, "Girl, Interrupted" "We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another." -Jonathon Swift "Were we closer to the ground as children, or is the grass emptier now?" -Alan Bennett, "Forty Years On" "Two may walk together under the same roof for many years, yet never really meet; and two others at first speech are old friends." -Mary Catherwood, Mackinac and Lake Stories, "Marianson" "Time present and time past are both perhaps present in time future, and time future contained in time past." - T.S. Eliot "Why not go out on a limb? Isn't that where the fruit is?" - Frank Scully "Nothing valuable can be lost by taking time." - Abraham Lincoln "Life is made up of marble and mud." - Nathaniel Hawthorne "There are victories of the soul and spirit. Sometimes, even if you lose, you win." - Elie Wiesel "Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire." -William Butler Yeats "In the right light, at the right time, everything is extraordinary." - Aaron Rose "The world is wide, and I will not waste my time in friction when it could be turned into momentum." - Frances Willard "History never looks like history when you are living through it." - John Gardner "If a window of opportunity appears, don't pull down the shade." - Tom Peters "Adults are obsolete children." - Dr. Seuss "Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom." - Phillis Theroux "There is no better measure of what a person is than what he does when he's absolutely free to choose." - Will Bulger "There is always one moment in childhood when the door opens and lets the future in." - Graham Greene "It's surprising how much of memory is built around things unnoticed at the time." - Barbara Kingsolver "...you can't help respecting anybody who can spell TUESDAY, even if he doesn't spell it right; but spelling isn't everything. There are days when spelling Tuesday simply doesn't count." -Benjamin Hoff "The Tao Of Pooh" "There is more to knowing than just being correct." -Benjamin Hoff "The Tao Of Pooh" "A fly can't bird but a bird can fly. Very simple. It's obvious, isn't it? And yet, you'd be surprised how many people violate this simple principle every day of their lives and try to fit square pegs into round holes, ignoring the clear reality that Things Are As They Are." -Benjamin Hoff "The Tao Of Pooh" "There is nothing wrong with not being able to whistle, especially if you're a fish." -Benjamin Hoff "The Tao Of Pooh" ...i have millions of quotes... :) -sarah |
"Everybody is somebody else's weirdo."
"YOur heart understands what your head cannot yet conceive; trust your heart" "Procrastination is like masturbation...it feels good till you realize you just fucked yourself." "If God was a woman, she'd be a Theta!" Sorry folks, but i had to slip that last one in there :D |
"PC Load Letter?? What the f--- does that mean?"
-from Office Space (and every single person who I work with) |
"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits."~Albert Einstein
"I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether or not my Maker is ready to meet me is another story altogether."~Winston Churchill |
Remember this one?
"No more yanky my wanky, the DONGER need food!" -- Long Duk Dong
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I LOVE QUOTES TOO!!!
"I have lived to thank God that all of my prayers have not been answered" "Learn from the mistakes of others. You can't live long enough to make them all yourself" "You don't love a women because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her" "Never take life seriously. Nobody get out alive anyways." "Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun!" "A WOMAN HAS GOT TO LOVE A BAD MAN ONCE OR TWICE IN HER LIFE TO BE THANKFULL FOR A GOOD ONE" "THE MORE I KNOW ABOUT THE MEN, THE MORE I LIKE DOGS" "ALL WOMEN ARE BORN EVIL, SOME JUST REALIZE THEIR POTENTIAL LATER IN LIFE THAN OTHERS" "HERE'S TO YOU AND HERE'S TO ME, AND I HOPE WE NEVER DISAGREE. BUT, IF THAT SHOULD EVER BE, TO HELL WITH YOU, HERE'S TO ME!" |
Ala CAMP JIM:
"I was born at night, but I wasn't born last night" |
Roses are red violets are blue, I'm a schizoprenic(sp?) and so am I
-What about BoB Some days you are the bug; some days you are the windshield Always remember you are unique. Just like everyone else. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you Never test the depth of the water with both feet There is a fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness" ________ Stobart Vk M-Sport Ford Rally Team Picture |
I LOVE quotes as anyone who has been my sub profile knows :)
*Girls dont like boys girls like cars and money* *The Yankees win The Yankees win!* *A best friend is like a four leaf clover hard to find and lucky to have* *Talking to the voices in my head!* *The true language of friendship is not words but meanings* *911 will never be forgotten!* *I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.* *Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind* *When we're good, we're good, when we're greek, we're better* *Hug Department: Always Open.* *Friends are kisses blown to us by angels.* *Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change* *I haven't lost my mind; I have a tape back-up somewhere* *Live for the nights you won't remember, with the friends you will never forget* *From the outside looking in they'd never understand, from the inside looking out we could never explain* *Chance made us sisters, hearts made us friends* *If I paid for my friends, I surely didn't pay enough* *Moving right along in search of good times, and good news, with good friends you can't lose* *You should never look down on a sister, except to pick her up* *I always knew that I would look back at the times I cried and laugh, but I never knew that I would look back on the times I laughed and cry* *A friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world has walked out* *A sister is one who will pick you up when you are down. If she can't pick you up, she'll lie down beside you and listen* *We are not sisters by birth but we we knew from the start that fate brought us together to be sisters at heart* *Greeks do it better* *Sisters are angels who lift us to our feet when our own wings have trouble remembering how to fly* *Sisterhood-Learn It, Live It, Love It.* *Don't walk in front of me and be my leader, don't walk behind me and be my follower, but walk beside me and be my sister.* *We entered as friends; we left as sisters* *No matter the letter we're all Greek together* *Every new begining comes from some other beginings end* *Some people come into our lives and leave footprints on our hearts and we are never ever the same.* *People ask me what I do in winter when there's no baseball._ I'll tell you what I do._ I stare out the window and wait for spring.* .....and I have a ton more! :) CHeck out www.quotegarden.com for many many more! |
Okay Okay Ive got some more*
"We find out who we are when we find who we love"
"In every girls life theres a guy she'll never forget and a summer where it all began..." "There comes a point in your life when you realize who truly matters, who never did, and who always will" "There's a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy... Her heart." "I will always remember The first time that we met And the first time that I kissed your lips Is a thing I won't forget The special way you held me Is the way you hold me still And I knew right then that you loved me And I know you always will" "May the wind always be at your back, and the sun upon your face and the winds of destiny carry you aloft to dance with the stars." i'll love you forever and i hope we can still be friends... but this is how it happens..this is how it ends "Love is like a star, you know touching it is impossible, but you keep reaching, hoping one day the star will fall... for you." AND THE ONE I LIVE BY: "Every passing minute is a chance to turn it all around." |
"Do you believe in love at first sight? Nah, I bet you don't you're probably too sensible for that. Or have you ever, like, seen somebody, and yoiu knew, that, if only that person really knew you, they would, well, they would of course dump the perfect model that they were with and realize that you were the one they wanted to just grow old with? --Sandra Bullock, While You Were Sleeping
"New York museums are like a man, they can be closed when you want them to be open." --Sex and the City "Worrying about losing keeps you winning." --Sweet November "You're as big as you feel." --Stuart Little 2 "People go to casinos for the same reason they go on blind dates, hoping to hit the jackpot but mostly you just wind up broke or alone in a bar. If we know the house always wins, why gamble?" --Sex & the City "I never knew until that moment how bad it could hurt to lose something you never really had." Those are just a few random ones I quickly saw in my quote book.... |
"Don't look at me with that tone of voice!" - Vivi (Divine Secrets of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood)
"I've known sheep that could outwit you. I have worn dresses with higher IQs." Wanda (A Fish Called Wanda) http://smilies.jeeptalk.org/otn/wink/smily012.gif |
If at first you dont succeed, F**K It, it aint worth it!;)
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"Ashes to ashes, dust to dust, if it wasnt for women, your Thing would rust!"
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"Sex is not the answer, sex is the question, yes is the the answer"
"If this is hazing, then I like it" - My pledge class :D |
"As we drive along this road called life, occasionally a gal will find herself a little lost. And when that happens, I guess she has to let go of the coulda, shoulda, woulda, buckle up and just keep going." Carrie, Sex and the City
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Yea! New Quotes!
I have a 38 page MsWord file of Quotes! I just had to put some in here!
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* What if the Hokey Pokey is what it's really all about? ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed people can change the world. Indeed, it is the only thing that ever has." Margaret Mead ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* "How do "keep off the grass" signs get there?" ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~* "You see things and say, "why" but I dream things that never were and say, "why not?"" George Bernard Shaw |
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