The First Time You Saw Mr. Winky...
 

Yesterday at school, we somehow got on the subject of men's hoo-hoo-dillys. A friend of mine said "No matter what, you're never fully prepared to see your first p*nis." A guy who was sitting there with us said "C'mon, it can't be that bad, can it?" We (the women at the table) laughed and said "Yeah... it can!"

So ladies (or any "special" guys) fess up: what was your reaction the first time you saw the twig and berries?

I honestly thought is was the ugliest thing I EVER saw in my life!!

You want to put that thing where?

I was shocked and scared! My friend had found some male nudie magazines when we were younger and we had looked at them, but you don't really get the idea until you see it in person. :eek:

I am laughing so hard at this thread right now! :p

hehe the first time i saw one was when my friends and I were at the mall we were teeny boopers so our mom's dropped us off and one of my friends was like lets go to the book store because she wanted to show us something so off we went she grabbed a magazine and we went off to one of the isles then we all hoovered around her opened it and looked inside they were huge i mean monstorous and i was like :eek: and we were all giggling and then we ran out of the store as fast as we could hehe

...ahhh memories...:D

Well, I had little brothers but that's just not the same. When I was at Auburn, some guy exposed himself to me. I walked calmly into the chapter room and told everyone in there and they started screaming and called the cops. This calm lasted until a few hours later when my big brother in Theta Xi came over and I fell apart on him and sobbed that if they were all that big, I was never getting married.

(The guy did his act all over campus all day and was arrested in the next town the next day running around naked.)

Oh, when I told my aunt, she said a guy exposed himself to her on the Arkansas campus in 1939 and she fell over laughing and choked out, "Wahahaha! You aren't even a man yet!"

I saw one when I was a little girl. I thought that it wasn't real. I thought that the little boy had put a hot dog in his pants. I didn't think that it was attached to his body. It was weird.

The first one I ever saw was probably my 1st boyfriend's. I can't really remember my exact reaction, but it could have been ew, get that thing away from me and my mouth... don't really remember.

I was scared...it looked so...ODD

I wasn't scared. I was taken a back. It's really not an attractive appendage. I tried my best not to laugh. Sometimes I still have to try not to laugh

i think i was 4 when i first saw the wee wee. it belonged to my best friend. the first time i got caught by an adult was when i was 6. i was on the school playground behind the bushes with my two best friends (a girl and a guy). he wanted to show us so he pulled down his pants. it was at the same moment that a teacher showed up. she nearly had a heart attack. we got sent to the principle's office and our parent's were called. my reaction when i first saw it- i thought it was weird but cool looking.

My first thought was "Be still, my heart". :p What can I say, I'm a fan. ;)

LOL!! isnt it wonderful?!

hehe

When I was a very young kid, I thought "Woah, that's a big OUTIE!"

the first one I saw *em hem* in that way....I thought it was broken because it leaned......yeah this is what happens when you just dive right in before looking into something HAHAHA

:p

I was kinda like "What was all the hype about?".

I like them, but I blew their significance *WAYYYY* out of proportion in my mind!

I thought they were fugly: thick, wrinkled, hairy...


Now, they are a wonder to behold!

Still, they are pretty funny looking when flacid...

I suppose the very first time I saw one was changing diapers as a baby sitter. It didn't phase me and in that situtation it wouldn't. Does that count? Are we talking first time ever here or the first time you see one in a sexual encounter?

LOL this thread is hilarious. I was at my boyfriend's house and somehow I was just expecting a lot more than what he had to offer. He was SMALL. LOL. I saw it and I couldn't help hide my reaction I was like "that's it? it's so small" and he was like "yea I know" he was def. hurt but I couldn't help myself. LOL self-control isn't a virtue that I possess.

i think it is cute. it looks like it is sleeping

It's not Mr. Winky, it's Mr. Anaconda

http://galeon.hispavista.com/serpien...e/anaconda.gif

was in kindergarten -- he was an eighth grader -- we were on the schoolbus home -- he whipped it out -- i dont remember what i thought -- i know i laughed -- my friend years later told me that i said "it looked like a piece of manure with skin over it"

i guess i had blocked the memory for like almost 10 years

funny what you forget

HAHA....this post is entertaining.....:)


I must admit, I was kinda freaked out the first time I saw one....

ok, this thread is amusing.....LOL

the first time i saw one, i was like, "hmm....ok.....so that's what that looks like"....not really phased a whole lot.

just to point this out: ones that are, uh, just chillin.....those are dumb looking. but when they, uh, aren't just chillin.......yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah. :D

ok I can't believe I am about to post this, but the first time I saw one in a sexual way was my first real boyfriend. We were dating for awhile and everything we did (which was not much) was as night (or in the dark) so one day he wiped it out in the day and I did not knwo so I turned around to ask him something and there it was. I was so shocked,I turned around and started to laugh and I tried to say "put that away" was could not say it. Needless to say my ex boyfriend thought that I was impressed. Hence he is my ex.

It is so weird looking.

Christia

i can't believe i'm actually going to say this
 

i'm very sheltered, and my sisters think this is great. let's get that out of the way first...

i saw my little brothers when i helped change their diapers ( i was about 4) and i babysit so i've changed a lot of diapers in my life. however the first time i saw one was when i saw 28 Days Later over the summer. Not kidding. i still haven't seen one in person. I guess that i'm just super careful about everything like that or something.

ok, feel free to laugh.

Don't feel bad! I've only seen one on a grown male from my generation, and that's my husband's!

(And yes, they do look kind of floppy and weird, don't they? Imagine guys talking about the first time they saw girls with their pants off-- "WHERE IS IT?????" Hee!)

oh my god, that was so funny! Where is it? I almost shot water across the room. Now my dad thinks I am weird.


Chris

P.S Never be ashamed that you are who you are.

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Oh my gosh, this cracked my isht up! But it's true.

I can't remember the first time I saw one in a regular way. But, the first time I saw one in a sexual way it was...excited? And I thought it was like that all the time. I was like, how do you walk? (Yes, I was young.)

The first time I had a face to face encounter with my boyfriend's...I loved it. I think it's so cute. And it's still flattering that I can make it go up:D