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Watch the Language

Yo,

Let's try to keep the swearing out of our posts from this point forward. We don't have time to edit the F word (and other goodies) out of every other post.

Thanks,
ZA

Re: Watch the Language

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Originally posted by ZetaAce
Yo,

Let's try to keep the swearing out of our posts from this point forward. We don't have time to edit the F word (and other goodies) out of every other post.

Thanks,
ZA

I agree. I've been so offended lately by any cuss words. I would like to help you Miss moderator by finding all such words and reporting them to you.

-Rudey
--I hear there are lots of them. Will the mods be reported to John too?

Someone else already had your idea about reporting every post, that's why I posted this message.

I cetainly won't be edting every post, I don't have time. That's why I said from this point forward.

ZA

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Originally posted by ZetaAce
Someone else already had your idea about reporting every post, that's why I posted this message.

I cetainly won't be edting every post, I don't have time. That's why I said from this point forward.

ZA

I get it now. Basically you're saying that before today the rules weren't necessary or possibly that a mod (perhaps you...perhaps the fake one who pretended she was hot and in a sorority) didn't do their job really.

-Rudey
--Well since I don't want to cuss, I will just have to copy and paste remarks made by other users in the past since they're just historical quotes and such.

Don't try to read between the lines when there's nothing there.

Actually, what I'm saying is that before today no one had a problem with profanity and I personally don't have a problem with it, however, since some users find it so outrageously offensive, that from now on it is no longer allowed.

I would also like to add, that I actually don't give a rat's butt (see, no profanity) what you think about this policy personally.

Thank you - Drive through.

ZA

Edited to add: Yes, I realize that my comment above was not strictly necessary, however I'm tired and irritable.

you *&*#$, #*(&)( foul mouths.

you should be (**#*(&#, #*()(# ashamed of yourselves.

especially with *(&#^(*# young'uns on here.

I'm *)(&#*& embarrassed.

:D

Kitso
KS 361 posts of mine with no naughty words :p

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Originally posted by Rudey
I get it now. Basically you're saying that before today the rules weren't necessary or possibly that a mod (perhaps you...perhaps the fake one who pretended she was hot and in a sorority) didn't do their job really.

-Rudey
--Well since I don't want to cuss, I will just have to copy and paste remarks made by other users in the past since they're just historical quotes and such.

lol Rudey!

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Originally posted by ZetaAce
Don't try to read between the lines when there's nothing there.

Actually, what I'm saying is that before today no one had a problem with profanity and I personally don't have a problem with it, however, since some users find it so outrageously offensive, that from now on it is no longer allowed.

I would also like to add, that I actually don't give a rat's butt (see, no profanity) what you think about this policy personally.

Thank you - Drive through.

ZA

Edited to add: Yes, I realize that my comment above was not strictly necessary, however I'm tired and irritable.

So because you're tired and irritable we should give you slack. I should report you to John. I said some girls had pine cones up their *** and you tell me that you don't give a rat's butt about what I think about the policy.

-Rudey
--Everyone look at the irritable girl.

For your information Rudey, It wasn't GIRLS who reported the profanity, it was a guy. You made an assumption that was wrong.

Feel free to report me to John - I certainly don't mind. You SHOULD report a moderator (including me) if you think they've done you wrong.

lalala

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Originally posted by ZetaAce
For your information Rudey, It wasn't GIRLS who reported the profanity, it was a guy. You made an assumption that was wrong.

Feel free to report me to John - I certainly don't mind. You SHOULD report a moderator (including me) if you think they've done you wrong.

lalala

What would happen if I said I think you're retarded?

I'm not saying that you being retarded is a fact...it's just my opinion.

Retarded is not a cuss word.

Also, I haven't actually said anything. I am just asking what would happen.

-Rudey
--So...lalala that.

---ETA: I still really really love you.

Who said the f-word?

Who was offended by the f-word?

Why was that person offended by THAT f-word?

What was the difference between THIS f-word and the other f-words?

When was THIS f-word used?

Where was this f-word used?

Why is there detail lacking in this thread?

In what context was the f-word used in?

What will happen if a person use the f-word from now on?

Can we still type "WTF"?

HC why am I even typing this? I will find out anyway, some GCers need to remember the cliche "loose lips sinks ships". ;)

WOW, I thought I was the Only one who thought this!:(

Of Course, My 2 Fav words are Morons and ****ing, which if you place them together is ****ing Morons!:cool:

Rudey, your point is out of order, please keep your seat or will gavel you out of the meeting!:p

Talk to John - he should be able to set up language filters in the vbulletin settings.

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Originally posted by Tom Earp
WOW, I thought I was the Only one who thought this!:(

Of Course, My 2 Fav words are Morons and ****ing, which if you place them together is ****ing Morons!:cool:

Rudey, your point is out of order, please keep your seat or will gavel you out of the meeting!:p

Tom you bag of bones, I will body check your old butt if you don't simmer down.

-Rudey
--That is all.

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Originally posted by Dionysus
Can we still type "WTF"?

i want to know that too. can we say 'hell'? or is the no cussing just limited to the f word? how about 'ass'? i am not trying to be difficult. it is just that some cuss words are more offensive than others

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Originally posted by Rudey
Tom you bag of bones, I will body check your old butt if you don't simmer down.

-Rudey
--That is all.

MODS-

Rudey is threatening Tom!!!

-Cream
--tattletale
:p

Maybe we should make an official thesaurus right here and now...

Since there will be no more cursing, use the following:

F**k = Freak
Sh*t = Shoot
A** = Arse (thanks to our British friends)
D*mn = Darn

Can we still refer to homosexual men as gaymen...the gaymen i work with don't mind that term.

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Originally posted by CC1GC
Can we still refer to homosexual men as gaymen...the gaymen i work with don't mind that term.

I just call the cigarettes.

-Rudey
--That's British for homosexual i think.

Rudolpho, are you on drugs? I know I am your Idol, but what was that last Post!?:confused:

Dont even get in a wee wee contest with me. You aint got it son! You are becomeing very Offensive to a lot of people on Site. You are getting a lot tedious and Well--------------__________, You fill in the blank!

So, you want to body check this old bags of bones, you to funny to be beleived or not!:rolleyes:

OMG, Bad Boy, Bad Boy, What You Going To Do!:confused:

Please see the Local Doctor for an operation about removing your Head out of You Rectal Area!:eek:

YU FunnyNess is becoming Under Whelming, or is it semi-self-impotentness?:confused:

I told John that I would never do this again, I lied , but for Your behalf, I changed my mind!:p

Senselessness is understanding, but mindless is not!:eek:

Well, I was going to edit to say something Nasty, but , I will not. I will testify Later!

Rudy, what Higher School of Reform are you going to be in so I can visit you?:confused:

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Originally posted by Tom Earp
Rudolpho, are you on drugs? I know I am your Idol, but what was that last Post!?:confused:

Dont even get in a wee wee contest with me. You aint got it son! You are becomeing very Offensive to a lot of people on Site. You are getting a lot tedious and Well--------------__________, You fill in the blank!

So, you want to body check this old bags of bones, you to funny to be beleived or not!:rolleyes:

OMG, Bad Boy, Bad Boy, What You Going To Do!:confused:

Please see the Local Doctor for an operation about removing your Head out of You Rectal Area!:eek:

YU FunnyNess is becoming Under Whelming, or is it semi-self-impotentness?:confused:

I told John that I would never do this again, I lied , but for Your behalf, I changed my mind!:p

Senselessness is understanding, but mindless is not!:eek:

Well, I was going to edit to say something Nasty, but , I will not. I will testify Later!

Rudy, what Higher School of Reform are you going to be in so I can visit you?:confused:

I will body slam you.

-Rudey

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Originally by Rudey: (Originally posted by CC1GC: Can we still refer to homosexual men as gaymen...the gaymen i work with don't mind that term.)
I just call the cigarettes.
-Rudey
--That's British for homosexual i think.

Close but nope. The word you mean is fag (which is also slang for cigarette). Cigarette itself does not have any dual meaning. That said, people don't tend to use the word fag to describe gay men as it's hateful, derogatory and unnacceptable from anyone old enough to know better. :) Have a nice day.

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Originally posted by decadence
Close but nope. The word you mean is fag (which is also slang for cigarette). Cigarette itself does not have any dual meaning. That said, people don't tend to use the word fag to describe gay men as it's hateful, derogatory and unnacceptable from anyone old enough to know better. :) Have a nice day.

Geez.

-Rudey
--Thanks for the explanation. You officially took the fun out of the joke.

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REPORTED!!!!1

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Originally posted by KSig RC
REPORTED!!!!1

x 2

X3.

-Rudey
--High five!

You guys are a bunch of cigarettes!

;) :p

Reported? Moi? Aah, reminds me of my days at grade school.

This is one of the more amusing threads of late.

The seven dirty words you can NEVER say on television...

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Aruba-du, ruba-tu, ruba-tu. I was thinking about the curse words and the swear words, the cuss words and the words that you can't say, that you're not supposed to say all the time, ['cause] words or people into words want to hear your words. Some guys like to record your words and sell them back to you if they can, (laughter) listen in on the telephone, write down what words you say. A guy who used to be in Washington knew that his phone was tapped, used to answer, F*ck Hoover, yes, go ahead. (laughter)

Okay, I was thinking one night about the words you couldn't say on the public, ah, airwaves, um, the ones you definitely wouldn't say, ever, [']cause I heard a lady say b*tch one night on television, and it was cool like she was talking about, you know, ah, well, the b*tch is the first one to notice that in the litter Johnie right (murmur) Right. And, uh, bastard you can say, and hell and damn so I have to figure out which ones you couldn't and ever and it came down to seven but the list is open to amendment, and in fact, has been changed, uh, by now, ha, a lot of people pointed things out to me, and I noticed some myself.

The original seven words were, sh*t, p*ss, f*ck, c*nt, c*cksucker, motherf*cker, and tits. Those are the ones that will curve your spine, grow hair on your hands and (laughter) maybe, even bring us, God help us, peace without honor (laughter) um, and a bourbon. (laughter)

And now the first thing that we noticed was that word f*ck was really repeated in there because the word motherf*cker is a compound word and it's another form of the word f*ck. (laughter) You want to be a purist it doesn't really -- it can't be on the list of basic words. Also, c*cksucker is a compound word and neither half of that is really dirty. The word -- the half sucker that's merely suggestive (laughter) and the word cock is a half-way dirty word, 50% dirty -- dirty half the time, depending on what you mean by it. (laughter) Uh, remember when you first heard it, like in 6th grade, you used to giggle. And the cock crowed three times, heh (laughter) the cock -- three times. It's in the Bible, cock in the Bible. (laughter) And the first time you heard about a cock-fight, remember -- What? Huh? naw. It ain't that, are you stupid? man. (laughter, clapping) It's chickens, you know, (laughter)

Then you have the four letter words from the old Anglo-Saxon fame. Uh, sh*t and f*ck. The word sh*t, uh, is an interesting kind of word in that the middle class has never really accepted it and approved it. They use it like, crazy but it's not really okay. It's still a rude, dirty, old kind of gushy word. (laughter) They don't like that, but they say it, like, they say it like, a lady now in a middle-class home, you'll hear most of the time she says it as an expletive, you know, it's out of her mouth before she knows. She says, Oh sh*t oh sh*t, (laughter) oh sh*t. If she drops something, Oh, the sh*t hurt the broccoli. Sh*t. Thank you. (footsteps fading away) (papers ruffling)

Read it! (from audience)

Sh*t! (laughter) I won the Grammy, man, for the comedy album. Isn't that groovy? (clapping, whistling) (murmur) That's true. Thank you. Thank you man. Yeah. (murmur) (continuous clapping) Thank you man. Thank you. Thank you very much, man. Thank, no, (end of continuous clapping) for that and for the Grammy, man, [']cause (laughter) that's based on people liking it man, yeh, that's ah, that's okay man. (laughter) Let's let that go, man. I got my Grammy. I can let my hair hang down now, sh*t. (laughter)

Ha! So! Now the word sh*t is okay for the man. At work you can say it like crazy. Mostly figuratively, Get that sh*t out of here, will ya? I don't want to see that sh*t anymore. I can't cut that sh*t, buddy. I've had that sh*t up to here. I think you're full of sh*t myself. (laughter) He don't know sh*t from Shinola. (laughter) you know that? (laughter) Always wondered how the Shinola people feel about that (laughter) Hi, I'm the new man from Shinola. (laughter) Hi, how are ya? Nice to see ya. (laughter) How are ya? (laughter) Boy, I don't know whether to sh*t or wind my watch. (laughter) Guess, I'll sh*t on my watch. (laughter) Oh, the sh*t is going to hit de fan. (laughter) Built like a brick sh*t-house. (laughter) Up, he's up sh*t's creek. (laughter) He's had it. (laughter) He hit me, I'm sorry. (laughter) Hot sh*t, holy sh*t, tough sh*t, eat sh*t, (laughter) sh*t-eating grin. Uh, whoever thought of that was ill. (murmur laughter) He had a sh*t-eating grin! He had a what? (laughter) Sh*t on a stick. (laughter) Sh*t in a handbag. I always like that. He ain't worth sh*t in a handbag. (laughter) Sh*tty. He acted real sh*tty. (laughter) You know what I mean? (laughter) I got the money back, but a real sh*tty attitude. Heh, he had a sh*t-fit. (laughter) Wow! Sh*t-fit. Whew! Glad I wasn't there. (murmur, laughter) All the animals -- Bull sh*t, horse sh*t, cow sh*t, rat sh*t, bat sh*t. (laughter) First time I heard bat sh*t, I really came apart. A guy in Oklahoma, Boggs, said it, man. Aw! Bat sh*t. (laughter) Vera reminded me of that last night, ah (murmur). Snake sh*t, slicker than owl sh*t. (laughter) Get your sh*t together. Sh*t or get off the pot. (laughter) I got a sh*t-load full of them. (laughter) I got a sh*t-pot full, all right. Sh*t-head, sh*t-heel, sh*t in your heart, sh*t for brains, (laughter) sh*t-face, heh (laughter) I always try to think how that could have originated; the first guy that said that. Somebody got drunk and fell in some sh*t, you know. (laughter) Hey, I'm sh*t-face. (laughter) Sh*tface, today. (laughter) Anyway, enough of that sh*t. (laughter)

The big one, the word f*ck that's the one that hangs them up the most. [']Cause in a lot of cases that's the very act that hangs them up the most. So, it's natural that the word would, uh, have the same effect. It's a great word, f*ck, nice word, easy word, cute word, kind of. Easy word to say. One syllable, short u. (laughter) F*ck. (Murmur) You know, it's easy. Starts with a nice soft sound fuh ends with a kuh. Right? (laughter) A little something for everyone. F*ck (laughter) Good word. Kind of a proud word, too. Who are you? I am F*CK. (laughter) F*CK OF THE MOUNTAIN. (laughter) Tune in again next week to F*CK OF THE MOUNTAIN. (laughter) It's an interesting word too, [']cause it's got a double kind of a life -- personality -- dual, you know, whatever the right phrase is. It leads a double life, the word f*ck. First of all, it means, sometimes, most of the time, f*ck. What does it mean? It means to make love. Right? We're going to make love, yeh, we're going to f*ck, yeh, we're going to f*ck, yeh, we're going to make love. (laughter) we're really going to f*ck, yeah, we're going to make love. Right?

And it also means the beginning of life, it's the act that begins life, so there's the word hanging around with words like love, and life, and yet on the other hand, it's also a word that we really use to hurt each other with, man. It's a heavy. It's one that you have toward the end of the argument. (laughter) Right? (laughter) You finally can't make out. Oh, f*ck you man. I said, f*ck you. (laughter, murmur) Stupid f*ck. (laughter) F*ck you and everybody that looks like you. (laughter) man.

It would be nice to change the movies that we already have and substitute the word f*ck for the word kill, wherever we could, and some of those movie cliches would change a little bit. Madf*ckers still on the loose. Stop me before I f*ck again. F*ck the ump, f*ck the ump, f*ck the ump, f*ck the ump, f*ck the ump. Easy on the clutch Bill, you'll f*ck that engine again. (laughter)

The other sh*t one was, I don't give a sh*t. Like it's worth something, you know? (laughter) I don't give a sh*t. Hey, well, I don't take no sh*t, (laughter) you know what I mean? You know why I don't take no sh*t? (laughter) [']Cause I don't give a sh*t. (laughter) If I give a sh*t, I would have to pack sh*t. (laughter) But I don't pack no sh*t cause I don't give a sh*t. (laughter) You wouldn't sh*t me, would you? (laughter) That's a joke when you're a kid with a worm looking out the bird's ass. You wouldn't sh*t me, would you? (laughter) It's an eight-year-old joke but a good one. (laughter)

The additions to the list. I found three more words that had to be put on the list of words you could never say on television, and they were fart, turd and twat, those three. (laughter) Fart, we talked about, it's harmless It's like tits, it's a cutie word, no problem. Turd, you can't say but who wants to, you know? (laughter) The subject never comes up on the panel so I'm not worried about that one. Now the word twat is an interesting word. Twat! Yeh, right in the twat. (laughter) Twat is an interesting word because it's the only one I know of, the only slang word applying to the, a part of the sexual anatomy that doesn't have another meaning to it. Like, ah, snatch, box and p*ssy all have other meanings, man. Even in a Walt Disney movie, you can say, We're going to snatch that p*ssy and put him in a box and bring him on the airplane. (murmur, laughter) Everybody loves it. The twat stands alone, man, as it should. And two-way words. Ah, ass is okay providing you're riding into town on a religious feast day. (laughter) You can't say, up your ass. (laughter) You can say, stuff it! (murmur) There are certain things you can say its weird but you can just come so close.

Before I cut, I, uh, want to, ah, thank you for listening to my words, man, fellow, uh space travelers. Thank you man for tonight and thank you also. (clapping whistling)

From verbatim transcript of "Filthy Words" (the George Carlin monologue at issue in the Supreme Court case of FCC v. Pacifica Foundation) prepared by the Federal Communications Commission. (Edited to spoof most censorbots and keep the context, emphasis on the famous seven. ;) )

I second Sarah... I haven't laughed this hard about a GC thread in a long time... i must be hanging out in the wrong threads!

More stuff on TV censorship:

http://www.tvacres.com/censorship.htm

Re: The seven dirty words you can NEVER say on television...

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Originally posted by AlphaSigOU
From verbatim transcript of "Filthy Words" (the George Carlin monologue at issue in the Supreme Court case of FCC v. Pacifica Foundation) prepared by the Federal Communications Commission. (Edited to spoof most censorbots and keep the context, emphasis on the famous seven. ;) )

Listen Mr. Encyclopedia Britannica,
I will suplex you if you post things this long in our cool cussin' thread anymore!

-Rudey
--Suplex suplex suplex!

Re: Re: The seven dirty words you can NEVER say on television...

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Originally posted by Rudey
Listen Mr. Encyclopedia Britannica,
I will suplex you if you post things this long in our cool cussin' thread anymore!

-Rudey
--Suplex suplex suplex!

LOL! Suplex away! Just putting some justification to the thread, 'sall... ;)

This thread is HILARIOUS!!!

i was reported by decadence. im pretty sure it was him. anyways, his thread about homosexual men offended me, so i guess it's

x4

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Originally posted by Imthachamp
i was reported by decadence. im pretty sure it was him. anyways, his thread about homosexual men offended me, so i guess it's

x4

hey, that's gaymen!

(you're reported)

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Originally posted by CC1GC
hey, that's gaymen!

(you're reported)

reported for reporting me!

It's cool everybody. I was pre-med. I can handle it if there's any violence.

-Rudey
--It's cool!

Re: Re: Re: The seven dirty words you can NEVER say on television...

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Originally posted by AlphaSigOU
LOL! Suplex away! Just putting some justification to the thread, 'sall... ;)

justification? I will *&#$ you in the butt so hard that you'll be *#&*ing #@#% from your #)$@@*@, beeeyatch

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