Have you ever... (read the directions)
 

Mkay... this is how this goes... answer the "have you ever" question, and then ask one. No matter how badly you want to, don't go back and answer one that has already been answered. I'll start:

Have you ever dated a man who used (or needed to use) viagra?

ok, I'll bite

answer: No

why would would you want to date a man on the "V";) ?

because i've heard it has worked wonders for people's sex lives.

my question: if you could do one illegal thing and be guaranteed that you wouldn't get caught and no one would know, what would you do?

Rob a bank
 

I'd rob a bank.

Have you ever stolen anything from work valued at over $100?

Are you kidding me?
 

Absolutely, positively H&LLLLLL naw... :eek:

What was the biggest lie you ever told someone with whom you were involved romantically?

That I was going to a retreat for work when I was really going to see another dude.

Have you ever gotten caught "getting acquainted" with yourself? ;)

No. I've never gotten "acquainted."

What is your favorite "naughty novelty" (if any)? (i.e. Motion Lotion, handcuffs, etc. You get the point!)

Orgasmix it's an orgasm enhancement gel.

How short is too short? if you know what I mean

- I guess too short is when you are NOT able to get satisfied properly :confused:


What is the worse thing that you have done on a blind date?

Never been on one

Question-When is the last time you got into a physical fight?

i love it!
 

in may

question: have you ever tried or been successful at stealing someone away from their mate?

Yes.

Q: Where is the craziest place you have ever been intimate?

In my room...with my mother home.

What is the one thing you would tell your boss/mother/best friend (pick one or all) if you would not get into any trouble with them?

I would tell my mom that I am not a virgin

What is the longest time you made a man/woman wait for "love" ?;)

11 years ;)

What's the most public place you've been intimate?

Backyard in front of my dog while pops was sleep in the house:rolleyes:


How many times have you :o in one session? yall stil kickin' it?

stinky...
 

Uh I don't know what that face means...

Have you ever passed gas (a really smelly or loud one) on a date?

yes, as a way of encouraging him not to ask me out again.

ever have a one night stand?
if not, u have anyone in mind for one?

One Night Stand needs to be more specific. With somebody I knew, but we only hooked up once? Yes. With somebody I just met? HEll NO!!!!!



Question: Do you have a friend that you yourself would NEVER date if you were a guy/Women? Why?

One of my closest friends is a complete drama queen and very demanding of all of her boyfriends. Not just "open the car door for me" but "it's 4 a.m. and I have a taste for licorice and the only store that's open is thirty minutes away. Go get it for me. If you really loved me, you would."

Question: If you could tell one person what you really thought about them, who would it be and what would you say?

It would have to be the principal @ the school where I teach. I would say:

"You are THE MOST horrible, disgusting, deplorable, egotistical, maniacal, arrogant, controlling, and demanding person that I have ever met!! How could any place of higher education have ever issued a Master's degree to you? As a matter of fact, I think that you made that degree on your computer. I have you all figured out, but I just need the evidence. You think that you are slicker than a can of oil, but I have your number and it's about to get pulled. We are teaching SPECIAL EDUCATION students! They have SEVERE behavior disorders!! NO, they don't want to learn. NO, they will not learn the equation for quantum physics. NO, they don't give a damn that you are the principal. NO, this is not the military, so you will not talk to me and my collegues like we are soldiers marching to the beat of your drum.

How 'bout this? Instead of me getting more angry telling your tired a$$ off any longer, I'll sum it up: FORK YOU!!! Go fork yourself! Oh, my bad. You already do that when you are in your office looking @ porn sites all day. Don't think I don't know....


Question: Have you ever asked a guy on a date?

no, i'm bold in everything BUT the dating game. :o

Have you ever been engaged but decided NOT to marry your beau?

Yes, I have. About two and a half years ago, my then boyfriend proposed to me with a beautiful, 3 carat, platinum ring... Gorgeous...

However, children seemed to keep popping up out of the woodwork! I mean, I was willing to work with him on the two he had, but next thing you know, he has three, four, another one he just found out about.... Too much drama for me. And no, I didn't keep the ring. I'm a woman of my word and since I didn't go through with the marriage, it's only fair that I give it back. Besides,... he could use the money to pay all those baby mammies....

Have you ever forwarded a very personal message to a group of people accidentally?

No, I don't really do too much personal business through e-mail.

Have you ever stolen something??


Sidebar: This entire post reminds me of the scene in Coming to America where the Barber is cussing everyone in the shop out like they stole something and then politely turns and asks "who's next?" Comedy.

Yes, but not on purpose. The cashier didn't remove or charge me for the melon in my cart and I didn't realize it until I got home:o I didn't take that bad boy back though!


Question: During forplay Have you ever smelled someone's body odor and decided not to do the deed? If so what did you say?

I don't do foreplay.

Have you ever gotten moist just by looking at someone?

:o Yes, Lawd!!!!! :o

Have you ever eaten dog or cat food?

Hayle naw!!!

Is it better to GIVE or RECIEVE ??;) :D :o

[hijack] You made me choke on my apple juice, COW!!!;) :o :eek: :o [/hijack]


DEFINITELY RECEIVE!!!!! :D :D :D :D


Have you ever broken someone's heart? :(

Yes,this boy really wanted to go with me,but there was no attraction there.It was very sweet how he "chased" me,but I had to stay TRUE to my feelings.

- If you had one day to impression the man of your dreams,who would it be and what would you do?

It would be Chris Webber of the Sacramento Kings, and we would just chill cause I am the women of his dreams already :p :D

If you were a fly on the wall whose conversations would you want to hear?

Any white people who watched the whole series of Making The Band II. It either made them see black people in a new light. Or reinforced their image of blacks.



Question: Have you been in racially mixed company while watching someone of your own race set the race back 20 years? What did you say/do?

nope. I went to all white schools through high school in which me, my brother, and my best friend were the only blacks. I went to an HBCU. Rarely was I in truly mixed company. I did get tired of hearing... "You don't act black" from white people. What the heck does THAT mean? How do you act black?

Question: Do you have a tatoo? If so, where? If not, what would you get... and where would you put it?

No, no tatoo. If I did get one, it would be the Libra scale and I would place it on my lower back.


If you had the ability to speak to God (or whatever you believe in) what one question would you ask?

I would ask him what my life's purpose is.

Have you ever :o with other people around (restaurant, movie, etc.)? If so, could people tell? How did they react?

Shady...
 

um... naw

Question: Have you ever slept with your best friends boyfriend/girlfriend while you all were still friends? Are you all still friends?

:( i admit it, i did. :( BUT WE TOLD HER THE NEXT DAY! We were really upfront about it, he decided he wanted to be with me. She was VERY hurt, our friendship was strained - but it seemed like her homegirls were more upset about it than she was. We never stopped talking, but it took a LONG time for us to get back the friendship back on the level. All this occurred many, many moons ago... she and I are still good friends (been homies since we were Brownies), he and I broke up after 2 years.

Question: What is the ONE food item you will not eat?

Beets. Yuck!!!

Have you ever eaten an insect on purpose?

Nope

Question: if you had an itch on a private area while in public, how would you scratch it?:o

oh....
 

um...pits, I cross my arms and get at it with the thumbnail.
THAT area... I cross my legs, then uncross them. I have never had a really profound itch there, so it only takes a shift to correct the issue.

Question: Have you ever been given the chance to talk to your first boyfriend? What did you say? If not, then if you could talk to the first boyfriend you ever had, what would you say to him?