All The Guys on GC Will Feel the Pain When They Read This
 

Student cuts off penis and tongue after drinking hallucinogenic tea

A student cut off his own penis and his tongue after drinking an infusion of the latest drugs craze to sweep Germany.

The 18-year-old, only named as Andreas W, from Halle in Germany drank a tea made with the hallucinogenic angels' trumpet plants.

His mother said: "Andreas was behaving normally the whole day until he left the house and disappeared into the garden for a couple of minutes."

When he returned to the house he was wearing a towel wrapped around him and was bleeding heavily from his mouth and between his legs.

The emergency doctor who arrived a few minutes later said the student had cut off his penis and his tongue with garden shears and it was impossible to reattach the organs.

Dr Andreas Marneros, from the local psychiatric hospital the student was admitted to, said: "Andreas will have to receive psychological help for years. Tea from Angels' Trumpets is extremely dangerous as the drug cannot be dosed."

Angels' Trumpets, known for their fragrant and trumpet shaped flowers, have increasingly become popular as an alternative drug in Germany.

Story filed: 10:45 Tuesday 23rd September 2003

He should be shot immediately.

-Rudey
--He should have kept it in a pickle jar like I do with mine. FOOL!

Damn! I think I'll stick with chamomile.

at least we don't have to worry about him reproducing.

good. that is one less guy I have to compete with.

see Arya, i knew you had it in you :D

in regards to this kid, like PiEp said, least he can't contaminate the gene pool anymore.

Kitso
KS 361 times i've looked at my penis and have never thought about how it would look cut off with garden shears

Since this guy can no longer reproduce and contaminate the gene pool, think that qualifies him for an honorary Darwin Award?

wow...
 

DEFINITELY!!!!

Oh MY GOSH!!!

dumbass.

Yeah he should qualify for the DumbA$$ of the Century Award

This kid is a f***ing moron. Just give him the damn Darwin Award! What a total idiot!! Stupidity has been kicked up several notches!

http://216.40.249.192/s/cwm/cwm/eek2.gif

what an idiot.

I'll take "Chlorinating the Gene Pool" for $500, Alex


I'd hate to be his poor mother and explain why he hasn't been in school for a week. :p (now that I think about it, that smilie is kind of ironic. ha ha ha)

Thanks so much for the laugh today Kitso - I needed it!

i think all of you guys need to show your penises some appreciation. :p
give it a day of pampering. let it roam free. give it a ...er..massage:p :o
show it some love. let it know that you love them.:D

Great, exactly what they need, even more encouragement to play with themselves :p...

http://superbabies.homestead.com/files/hairshock.gif This thread is to funny...but ouch!!! Stupid, stupid guy! http://superbabies.homestead.com/files/hairshock.gif

Ouch!

lol@:p ironic smilie

I want to try that stuff.

:rolleyes:

go right ahead.

Kitso
KS 361

Just joking bud....:D

Why can't they reattach it like old john bobbit or whatever his name was. I bet his mom didn't put it on ice.

Paging James (and his infamous missing Penis thread)...Paging James...

Please pick up the white courtesy phone...

LOL!

Hehehe, I have a friend whos had the stuff once, and it was enough to make him realize that if he ever lived in a country where that stuff was legal, He'd be without any brain cells pretty soon, cus screw vodka, that stuff rocks, lol.

I was thinking the same thing!
James, at least your penis wasn't anywhere near garden shears! :D

CatStar, you are treading on ruff dirt! I patented F**king Moron!

My 2 Fav words!

Now, my question is:

Which if they could attach what to where!:confused:

God, would Women love it depending on what was attatched where!;)