A (PG-13) Challenge...
 

When I was in Undergrad an anthropolgy friend of mine was given an assignment, and now I pass it along to you...

Can you give 100 synonyms for sex???

1. sex
2. bumping uglies (my personal favorite)

Just start numbering where the last person left off!
Have Fun!!
CAS
Like Sands Through the Hourglass...

3. Doing the deed

4. Horizonal Mambo

5. horizontal polka
6. gettin busy
7. makin love
8. doin the nasty

9. getting down and dirty

10. Hide the salami

oh yeah i forgot
 

11. doin it

12. concentrated horizontal hip-thrusts (Dick Marcinko's (founder of SEAL Team 6) favorite)
13. getting laid
14. laying pipe
15. gettin' jiggy wit' it
16. getting your ashes hauled (ancient, but worth mentioning)

17. Bump 'n' Grind
18. Getting Your Oil Changed

19. Knockin' boots
20. Waxing
21. Tapping
22. Stroking
23. Horizontal Lambada
24. Forbidden Monkey Dance (a teacher said this in junior high)
25. Smashing
26. Poking

LOL


27. f***ing

that one strikes me as funny for some reason

27. Balling
28. Shagging
29. Screwing
30. Making the beast with two backs
31. Humping
32. Boning
33. Doing the Wild thing.

My personal fave: Scrogin'

35. Boinking

36. Get it on

37. Sleeping together

38. Scrumping

39. Doinking
40. Gettin' your freak on

the best one yet

BASHING THOSE GUTS

42. Hittin dat ass

LOOKS LIKE YOU JUST ELIMINATED YOURSELF DINOSISTA, CUZ YOU USED THE "A" WORD.

BUH BYE

43. sexual healing

44. Doing it like they do on the Discovery channel.

45. Rtumpusing

46. Tappin' that ass

47. Getting some poon(tang).
48. Piping (similar to "laying pipe," which is an expression I still don't get, but have a lot of friends who use it)
49. Banging (for my friends: "Bangin' b*tches")

50. Hosing
51. Porking
52. Schtupping (there's a little Yiddish for ya!)
53. Gettin' paid (so very 80s very common when I was in high school)
54. Getting your pipes cleaned (refers more to oral sex)
55. Getting a slice (pronounced: schlice - courtesy Nino Greasemanelli, aka 'The Greaseman')
56. Getting some trim (thanks, Eddie Murphy!)
57. Mogambo (more credit to Eddie!)

58. One for the road

(OK so we made that up in high school);)

59. Hittin' It
60. Booty Calling
61. Hittin' The Sheets
62. Making Whoopi

63. Pillow Fighting (stemmed from a very random conversation in college)

64. Bunning
65. (from the King Arthur stories, or some such thing)
Taking him between wind and water

66. mish (short for missionary)
67. Banging, or was that already used
68. Quickie
69. Shag
70. Screw
71. Balling
72. Boff
73. Bonking

i think that was already used

These were all used...
#27 was Balling
#28 was Shagging
#29 was Screwing
#49 was Banging

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Let's fill numbers 67, 69, 70, and 71 before we continue where we left off.

67. Making Popcorn (from the movie Singles)
69. Makin' Bacon (from the movie Class Act)
70. Sliding Home after running all the bases
71. The Marrital Act

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ok, now we can continue with #74...

74 coitus
75 copulate
76 fornication
77 carnal knowledge...THE MOVIE!:p

78) Licking the Bees
79) Blowing pipesteak

80. Doing the wild thing
81. Doing the nasty

This was already used...it was number 8

81. making babies

That was already used... it was number 33.
80. making babies. (smiley21)