5 People to punch for no reason
 

1. That one kid in cinema class with a mustache.
2. The neighbor from down stairs that asked if the washing machine was fixed now.
3. The shuttle bus driver.
4. That one guy down the hall freshman year.
5. My best friend.

Re: 5 People to punch for no reason
 

mmmm you have no friends mmmmm

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Play nice...or else!

I'd like to punch Optimist Prime, for starting another one of these threads! :p Just kidding.

That's okay. I like it rough. ;) j/k.

4 people from my university's administration (any 4 will do) and 1 person from the BA couselling office (anyone will do)

ME, TOO! Where have you been all my life? :p

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zzzzzz whats inflammatory about the truth zzzzzz
mmmmm not uf pike.

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HUH :confused: Great you're not Uf Pike...who cares? No one ever said you were!

The other side of Tennese. That's a bad state anyway, for keeping us apart. ;)

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have to bump this, because i'd seriously love to punch the crap out of my moot court competitors tonight for being totally unethical and violating the rules of the competition, and the judge for not caring and letting them get away with it.

It's people like them that give lawyers a bad name.

All of these people and their garden variety of usernames.

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Welcome to law school! My trial practice class last semester was a joke. For our last final trial, my partner and I rocked it - we did a lot of work researching, preparing and perfecting our case.

Our opponents were an embarrassment - violating ethical rules, trying to duck out of the pretrial stipulations, constantly trying to ask blatantly inadmissible questions, trying to assert that we were being unethical (no sorry honey, that's you!), etc. The other fun part was the fact that neither one of them had bothered to figure out the hearsay rule, so we'd object, "Objection, hearsay!" and they would just say "No, it's not." Ummm, how about a legal argument, kids? They would just mumble irrelevant stuff and then the judge would pretty much just tell them the answer.

Of course, the judge scored our opponents higher.
:rolleyes:

kddani, I hope that it is some consolation to tell you that, in real life, those idiots cannot get away with this junk. The majority of the time, they will be shut down by judges and ridiculed by other lawyers. Word gets around fast about who isn't well prepared, who isn't that bright, and who isn't ethical.

Karma is a sweet, sweet thing. :D

I'd like to punch a team member on a group project who has not even started her part.

I'd like to punch Tony for being a complete moron. Thank GOD I don't work for him anymore!

Then you'd like to punch me, I ended up never going back to class.

all of my professors for making this the crappiest week to be a college student ever!!! i just wanna watch the cubs game - not study for my 2 tests tomorrow or write my paper due friday :mad:

LOL.... that's a little different. She has "worked" on this project for a month, attending our times of group study. She just never really started HER part. If you disappeared, I doubt anyone was depending on you. Two of us talked to her today and took most of her load. She has had a lot of things going lately and didn't have the time to devote to the project. The problem is, she was not going to ask for help... I'd still like to slap her. OK, maybe not.

nah, slap her anyway.

There's this girl at my work who's ALLLLL UPSET because she went to this party. While there she drunkenly kissed another girl's boyfriend..... who witnessed the act, walked up to my coworker, grabbed her by the ponytail, and pulled her off the transgressing boyfriend.

I was like, where's the confusion? You're lucky she stopped with the ponytail yank!

slapslapslap.

Steve Bartman

4 members of the Florida Marlins (any 4 will do)

Donkey punch or regular punch?

-Rudey
--I always get confused

I'd like to punch my biological sister for constantly leaving our house in disarray, and allowing her friends to come over and do the same, and last night bringing home some loser from somewhere at 3am to f*&k, and making no effort at all to keep it down(her bedroom is directly over top of mine, so not only did I hear the vocal sounds of sex, but the bed jumping up and down too--no courtesy at all).

I'd like to punch the neighbor a few doors down to my right who for some reason believes it's ok for her dog to crap in everyone else's front yard but her own, and refuses to pick it up.

Lastly I'd like to punch Rudey for no reason, only so I can offer to play nurse with him afterwards :P

I think you're violent.

-Rudey
--It's turning me on.

i very much want to punch this stupid girl i work with. i hate her so very very very much. i want her to die a slow and painful death. i think a bullet to her head is a b etter idea then punching her.

my dead brother's white lady. *playing way too much Grand Theft Auto VC*

one of the MIT Sloan students that we have working on some due diligence right now.. for someone who should be smart, he's just not about some things..

Oh man all this talk of sheer violence is making me crap my pants.

-Rudey
--And i'm still getting turned on!

I'd like to punch whoever invented Boss' Day.

Isn't everyday Boss' Day?

i seriously want to punch out the guy in my statistics class who brings nothing but a comic book or a star wars book. idiot. grow up and at least pay attention instead of acting like you know more than the professor.

i also want to punch another guy in that class who always has to make it known that he got the highest test grade. newsflash: no one cares

Donkey Punch.

Followed by a snowmobile into a Flying camel. Adminster the coup de gras with a Cleveland Steamer.

Kitso
KS 361 times if you don't know, be cool, be cool

Five people to punch?

The Osbournes (that's four), and Nick, my co-worker :D
Knuckle sandwich, Heee heeee

This Is almost exactly what I told my boss today. Luckily she thinks I was joking. I really wasn't!!!

1. That woman who didn't use the crosswalk, but rather decided it was a good idea to cross in the middle of a highly trafficked street (and didn't seem to see 6000lb+ vehicles coming her way)
2. That jerk in the student union parking lot the other day who saw me awaiting a parking space (with blinker on and everything) and slid his little Mustang into the space anyway (made me want to use my Blazer to offroad on his ass... )
3. The guys that were cat-calling while I went into a Walgreens to pick up some photos (because you saying 'you lookin' good, baby, why ain't you come over and let me holla at you?' while you lick your lips is really going to make me want to talk to you... ass)
4. One of my sister's ex-boyfriend who doesn't seem to understand the concept that when one person initiates a break-up, the other one sorta has to acclimate (and not threaten to commit suicide... attention whore lacking in the balls department)
5. The girl in my criminology class who thinks it's alright to be rubbing up on a boy while I'm sitting beside them (because it's perfectly appropriate for her to have her hand six inches away from his groin)

the guy who tried to rip me off in drive-thru

the car that didn't put on it's signal but pulled in front of me

the BMW driver that should have at least slammed into the back of my car at a slow pace so i can drive what he was driving

the guy in my english lit class who thinks he has to expound on everything the teacher says and doesn't raise his hand. . .

the girl in english lit who asks me all of the time 'why do you wear a star of david? are you jewish? i didn't know that black people could be jews.'

3 of my sisters
1 girl from my boysfriends past
3 of my old roomates

OPPs that makes 6...and the list can go on!!! belive me some people suck!!!





:D :rolleyes:

1) the guy at work who always kicks me in the back of the knee when he thinks I have my weight on one leg.

2) the girl at work who hates me 'cause her boyfriend likes me.

3) my dad if he asks again what my "general life plan" is.

4) the girl rolling her eyes at everything I say. Are you twelve?

5) the doctor who kept me waiting so long and now wants to cyberspeed me through.