Pimp Slaps, Part 2
 

Soror Wonderful began the series... let's continue. :cool:

I want to give a pimp slap to the telemarketer that called my hotel room, while I was on vacation with my family, and woke me just when I finally went to sleep after ditching my nieces. :mad:

i want to take the time to pimp slap a few people...
 

--my 19 year old cousin for impregnating his 18 year old girlfriend...they both still going up fools hill.

--my 19 year old cousins girlfriend's mother that kicked them out and now they live with me. :mad:

--mayor mike bloomberg because he has yet to ride the train up past 125th street.

--those fools that think that sylvia's on 126th street is still soul food. (owned by the japanese, all the food is canned)

--fools that raised the subway fares, the gas prices ( when you see $2.25 for regular, it makes you want to cry and move down south) :(

--i want to pimp slap this whole period....it was horrible!

Pimp slap to the lady who did my eybrows, she did a good job, but she kept bumping into my hair which I just got done.

Pimp slap to the bump on my face

Pimp slap to the Houston Texans w3hose games I am forced to watch instead of the Saints

Pimp slap once again to "No Child Left Behind" and its president.

I am with you Soror! I big, huge pimp slap to our "President" and Congress who came up with this mess

I mean seriously, WE ALL want our children to succeed

But how are we supposed to do that when you are constantly asking for more and cutting the budget at the same time.

-To this lamf who pissed me off this morning via an administrator. It's not my fault you forgot what you said. Do you realize I know policies and procedures? I don't give a rats azz if you do not order any materials for my students! I know how to read and write...you sorry azz clown.
:mad:

To my boss
 

for running to OUR boss with her pity party about me leaving and the fact that she will be short-staffed and overworked.

Whateva cleva :rolleyes: !

I told you what the problem was and you didn't do anything about it over the last 6 months, so sorry charlie! :o

Good pimp slaps to the people that I have to supervise who think this is KindaCare. I am adult....you are adults. ACT LIKE IT! It is not my job to baby-sit, coddle, pacify, or wipe your nose because you don't like something.

To all the lovely ladies of GC: Breathe! IT's gonna be alright
:D :)

To my so-called "boyfriend": You azz is skating on THIN ice, buster! :mad:

A pimp slap to P-Diddy for not buying the N.Y. Knicks. At least their "shooting" percentage woulda went up.

lmao! (did anyone else get "it"?)

Yeah, we got it alright, LOL! The sad part is that he's telling the truth !!! :D

Just trying to bring a little levity to whatever it is the Knicks are doing in Madison Square Garden these days....cause whatever it is, it ain't b-ball!!

A PS to this SAME person who sent me a notice that she ordered items from my "list". WTFE!??!

:rolleyes:

You deserve a Slap....JUST BECAUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

I'd like to pimp slap GW for asking for $87 million. Man, doesn't he know that there are homeless , hungry and under-educated children in THIS country??!!!:mad: :mad:

A PS to:

This new colleague who didn't realize who he THOUGHT he was messing with! This CAMF doesn't realize I don't take anyone's WORD for anything. This clown thinks I'm going to agree to something because his NEW azz says it! HELLLLLLL NAWWWWW! You clown, you were shocked itless when I came BACK to you with documentation that you were a BALD-HEADED, BALD/BOLD-FACED LIAR! Mannnnnnn, you must have me confused! You better recognize who I am and you better go ask somebody! I mean that literally...I DON'T FCKING PLAY! :mad: :mad: :mad: I am NOT some newbie just off the block...you better do some research on me!!!!!!!!

I'm hotter than BURNED french fry grease right about now! :mad:

He even deserves a DOUBLE PS for telling me after the fact that he was *just kidding*! :rolleyes: I don't even want to hear it! I just told my assistant that I don't trust him...NOW IT'S CONFIRMED!

PS turned @$$ whoopin' to the director of my program. You think you still in the military apparently. But you CLEARLY have me confused with someone else. I left today's meeting, and I will continue to leave them until you learn how to talk to people. You have lost your everlasting mind. I can almost guarantee that we will be striking. Dumb (expletive). And another PSTAW to the same lady for telling us to take directives from whomever. Guess what? We have an org chart for a reason. I will take directives from MY BOSS and MY BOSS ONLY. You don't like it? Make another org chart or kiss my @$$. PERIOD. You need to learn that we are all GROWN here and don't have to take orders from you. Take yo' simple @$$ back to the military. (expletive)

Y'all sure y'all don't work with me? It like this has been going on at my school since August 25. I have already CONFIRMED a Union meeting for next Thursday. That crazed lunatic that calls himself a principal needs to check him rotten @ss wanna-be military sergeant back to Mississippi where he came from!

A petite pimp slap to the nurse at my son's school. She called my school today and told the receptionist my son had an accident and required medical attention. So the assistant priincipal and my department head come to my room to tell me to get my things my son has been in an accident. I am like FREAKING out in my mind praying. I asked was he okay and the assistant principal told me "you need to take the phone call on line 2." I have never been as out of body terrified as I was when I picked up that phone. This child was running in the bathroom and fell down and hit his chin, and it began to swell, she called because she knew I was right next door and just wanted me to be aware of the situation. HELLLLOOOO you NEVER scare somebody like that. That is my flesh and blood, my life, my little turkey dinner. He was fine after a pop tart and leaving school early (it broke my heart to have to leave work;) ) !

I'm glad to read that he's alright.:) You sound like my grandmother giving him a food nickname...I was everything from chicken noodle to apple dumpling:D

I'M BAAAAAAACCCCCCKKKKK!!!!!!!
 

I wanna pimp slap my grandmother, yeah...my grandmother. :mad: WHY did I go and check my email, and I have 13 messages. WHY are 11 of them from her? Why are they all junk forwards? :mad: Why do I still love her though? :D

Add my EX BOYFRIEND to that list!?!?!?!?!?!? MOFO shoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Sweet Jesus keep me near the cross......
 

......and keep me from pimp slapping these two stizzank binches that I promise ohhhhh :mad: :mad: :mad: I promise that if I wasn't a child of God they would have been PIMP SLAPPED eons ago! They keep it up! :mad:

I'm glad my gospel music bothers you. :o I keep it on to drown out the constant *whispering**gossip**whispering* that I hear!

brothas who think that they are "enlightened", but perpetuate the same sexism that exists with the "unenlightned" masses...pisses me off. i.e. Jesus Jones (Soror Ideal08 you know what I am talking about)

the founders of my school.

people that use the bathroom and dont wash their hands..yuck!

The principal of my school!! There is no way that I can walk past this thread and not give him one!!! Y'all just don't understand how much this man makes me SICK!!!! :mad: :mad: :mad:

SOOOOmany slaps, soooo little time
 

FIRST AND FOREMOST, A GREAT BIG PIMP SLAP TO THE IGNORANT PEOPLE IN MY STATE WHO ELECTED THE TERMINATOR!!!http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung...smiley-055.gif

**speaking to self** the terminator is my governor...wowhttp://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung...smiley-008.gif


SECOND, but right up there with number 1...my school district

A GREAT BIG PIMP SLAP FOR MESSING UP MY PROGRAM. NO WORK IN ALMOST 3 WEEKS! NO RETURN PHONE CALLS!!! TRIFLING FOLKS!!!http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung...smiley-055.gif

I want to deliver a Baby Powder Pimp Slap (and snatch a knot in her a$$; as my grandmother would say) to the chick that my ex is messin' around with because, the lovely young lady seems to think I want him back and she wants to sent me dumb e-mails:mad: :mad: :mad:

PS If you are reading this. Note that I do not want him back, and I hope that you two are happy:) seriously!

Right now I second you on that! She gave me an evaluation and ranked me "proficient" (2nd), Which is fine but.... last year I got "exceeds expectations (1st)" I was so hot I wanted to stab that women. You know what we have 4 classes a day, and you begged me to teach the fourth and not have a conference, then you want me to coach softball too, um, hellow, you better get off me, and be glad I'm not sitting my a** in my desk!

Also I wanna pimp slap my husband who wants to look at boats for "later", can we look at houses for "now"?

Re: SOOOOmany slaps, soooo little time
 

Don't you mean "Tummy-Ater?" That's what his daughter called him when she was little.....:rolleyes: :D

Re: Re: SOOOOmany slaps, soooo little time
 

I wanna laugh...really I do, but I can't. Still mad.

i'm putting the baby powder on my hands-- i'm putting the baby powder on my hands.
my car insurance company,needsa pimp slapping for hittin me up with a 40$ processing fee just to renew my policy.:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:



"it is not the load that breaks you down, it's the way you carry it"

Jyhad
i'm so misunderstood

SUPER DUPER PIMP SLAP OF THE YEAR GOES TO.....
 

***That manly beast of a heffa betta known as my daddy's wife. This manly looking ill built heffa done made my blood pressure to levels worthy of bytch slapping her.

Picture this....My son calls his papa....Hello, can I speak to my papa

Manly Beast: Say hello and ask how I am doing?

#1 Leading Lady: explicit language and tells son to hang up.

#1 Leading Lady calls back after 4 times to get an answer: Let me speak to my dad!!

Manly Beast: Your daughter whatever her name is, is on the phone:eek:

***side bar*** Manly Beast MUST NOT KNOW ME b/c I am a certified in Act A Damn Fool ****

Needless to say in the morning I will be making that 2 hour drive home to bytch slap the manly beast to ensure she remembers my name the next time I call for MY DAD!

Pimp stick beat, walk away, come back & throw a chair at..
 

A professor in my department!
She's one of the few AAs, so WHY oh WHY does she have to be an evil, toll-like, B*TCH who thinks the world revolves around her!
A professor who actually matters to me nominated me for a fellowship. All I had to do was provide personal info & it was mine (much appreciated!). This hussy (gramma's word) happens to be the administrator for the fellowship. I had to meet with her over the summer for a pointless interview. It was nothing but her opportunity to try to intimidate me. When I told her that I already knew the retired professor who funds the fellowship from when I was an undergrad, she got worse.
Ever since the day I met her, she has been acting like I'm supposed to be kissing her butt for this very SMALL fellowship that I really didn't need (though I took it, of course). Even now she keeps sending me emails about dumb chit (her unsolicited opinions)!
In typical 'do-as-I-say-not-as-I-do' style, her incompetent azz was a month and a half late distributing the money!
This roach isn't even in my program! Under normal circumstances, I wouldn't EVER need to communicate with her for a daymn thang!

She can keep that little bit of change next year. I already have a full fellowship.


I would also like to pimpslap the makers of this keyboard!!! As I type, everything freezes & starts up again; windows keep opening & closing; phrases keep getting highlighted & deleted... This is really pssing me off!

Pimp Slaps all around to.....

The Credit Specialist at the car dealership: why in the hell would you send out flyers advertising, "we will finance everyone, all credit accepted. no one turned away!" But when me and Hubby show up this morning to try and purchase a car, you tell us that we need a co-signer in order to get financed! :mad: I oughta burn down that place!!

To the attention whore sitting next to me: Get over it! I don't like you or your attitude! You will not get on my nerves in these last two days of your employment here!

:eek: at HK!!

Pimp slap to the dealership for the $811 repair bill. There goes my Christmas shopping for most of my list. :(

CTFU at 1LL's "manly beast"!!! But I understand completely, beat her like she owes you $$$.. Why do some women think EVERYTHING is a competition?

this is how i relieve every day stress
 

i would like to send a big pimp slap out to a few people individuals on GC, but instead i would like to dedicate this site...

slap that ho


the highest i ever got was 254 miles per hour

OH. MY. DAYUM!!!!!!!!!!!!
 

why did I get 255? lordy....:D