Name 5 Famous People You Like to Punch
 

1. Ashcroft
2. P. Diddy
3. Whoever wrote any virus. I lost 18 gb of Phish shows once.
4. Clear Channel and Ticketmaster ceo
5. Barbra Streisand (she just annoys me)

...not that I'd actually punch them, but...
 

1. Lars Ulrich
2. Celine Dion
3. Jennifer Lopez (and whoever she's marrying at the time)
4. Mariah Carey
5. every moron at MTV who planned Duran Duran's Lifetime Achievement Award presentation

This thread reminds me of Fight Club.

jennifer lopez
jessica simpson
beyonce
ben affleck
avril lavigne

bonus: the hilton sisters

Chopper from Making the Band 2
Fred from Making the Band 2
Bill O'Reilly

that's about it

1. Jennifer Ho-pez
2. Justin Timberlake
3. Brittany Spears
4. Christina Agulara
5. Everyone at CNN

1. Katie Holmes
2. Britney Spears
3. Jennifer Lopez
4. Nick Carter
5. Ben Affleck

Can it be a kick or just a punch?

1. Jessica and Nick
2. J-Lo and Boy of the month
3. The person bringing back bad 80s fashion.

So far, I've been in good graces with the Secret Service and FBI, so I won't mention any politicians.

Anyone involved with any of MTV's "reality" shows -- including the Greek shows. What a joke.

The "engineers" who design modern parking lots. They're sadists.

Most of the "unbiased journalists" on FOX News Channel. Even though I sometimes (even often) agree with them, they are so one sided that they shame the term Journalsim.

All of the "experts" in the stock market, who choose the most simple, stupid little things to blame good or bad days on. If they'd keep their mouths shut, the market would be more stable.

OK, so those aren't five people -- just the types who generally manage to tick me off.

*cracks knuckles*
 

[list=1][*]Dubya[*]Al Sharpton[*]John Ashcroft[*]Britney Spears[*]Bennifer (I know it's two people, but can't I get two for the price of one?)[/list=1]

Re: ...not that I'd actually punch them, but...
 

Are you upset that they got the award, or the way the award was presented?

Re: Re: ...not that I'd actually punch them, but...
 

this was mentioned in the vma thread. we are upset at the way it was presented.

Re: Re: ...not that I'd actually punch them, but...
 

The way the award was presented. D2 deserved such recognition ages ago. Much overdue, and so poorly done. Even Nick thought they were being Punk'd with it. Bad, bad MTV! Naughty MTV!

wow, what a fantastic lil thread! :)

1--without a doubt, britney spears....ick ick ick. :p

2--katie homely....gross....too much of a basset hound kinda face/eyes/ear thing goin on.......

3--kirsten dunst....can we say, "over-rated"??????? :rolleyes:

4--bill clinton.....yeah, you're gross and an embarrassment.....not only to America, but to Southerners.....way to go.

5--quadus...or however the hell you spell your name...you are not cool, i don't care that you're on MTV....you're a tool, a poser, an idiot. be gone!

i feel much better! :D

just because...
 

1. George W. Bush
2. Dick Cheney
3. Donald Rumsfeld
4. John Ashcroft
5. Mickey Mouse

Re: just because...
 

I like, but I'm going to remove Mickey Mouse and add Justice Scalia. I'd put him at #1 because he disgusts me.

Bill Clinton
Tom Daschle
Ted Kennedy
Saddam Hussein
Osama Bin Laden

Slap away!

1. George W. Bush
2. The Hilton sisters
3. Jessica Simpson
4. John Ashcroft
5. Everyone at FOX News b/c they are so biased they make me ILL!!! :mad:

You are SO the greatest for that post! If you get flamed, I gots your back!

Re: ...not that I'd actually punch them, but...
 

Well, maybe not punch, but certainly SOUND might have been nice! But it was great to see the 'lad's' together again, and I can't wait for the new album!!

1.Donnel from Road Rules South Pacific

2.George Bush

3.That 7up guy(or some comedian that looks a lot like him), he said something on Jay Leno that was personally very offensive to me.

4.Michael Moore, he makes liberals look bad.

5.Al Sharpton, same as above.

I am actually a pretty non-violent person. So instead of punching the following folks, I would like to tie them down and have laser hair removal performed on their head and eyebrows (the hair will never grow back), then draw little frownie faces all over their heads and bodies with indelible ink and make them walk home naked.

1. anyone who abuses a child or animal
2. Al Sharpton
3. Ken Nichols O'Keefe
4. nobody you'd know
5. nobody you'd know

That is so funny!

Remeber there are PC's out there that monitar these things:(

I love everyone!:p

Be Kind to John ASSCROFT, He is from Mo. a great Church member and in a BarberShop Quartet! Where is a truely good Pres.?

ya Know like Harry Truman!??:confused:

"Dont F With Me Kemo Sabi and I wont F with You!"

Tonto, Jay SilverHeels! 1952:D

1. Hilary Skank uh, I mean Swank
2. Britney Spears
3. The Worm Blasting Punk
4. Justin Timberlake
5. Any of the Jackasses

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1. Dubya aka George W. Bush
2. The Bush twins
3. The Hilton Sisters
4. John Ashcroft
5. Bill Clinton

Honorable Mention: Al Sharpton and the rest of the Democratic candiates for the presidency.

Hey wait a minute, no list is complete without Carrot Top!

i forgot about him. i guess its obvious why i did

eeeeeeeeeew, dionysus.......i completely forgot michael moore......<slap>, <punch>, <jab>..........ugh.

and yeah, carrot top........GRRRRRROOOOSSSSS!

this is funny..... :D

i'd also like to smack that brittney murphy girl.......eat something!

Clint Eastwood. I don't have anything against him, but how bad ass would that be?

It might "make his day."

1. George W. Bush aka "Dear Leader"
2. Hilary Duff - her speaking voice is so NASAL it drives me insane!
3. Mandy Moore - that girl thinks her sh*t doesn't stink!
4. Anyone on Jackass
5. Terry McAuliffe, for his horrible mismanagement of the Democratic Party

(Please don't flame me for either of the political ones, I was raised in a family of Democratic civil servants and politicians!)


*edited to fix grammatical errors*

1) Carson Daly
2) The "Dude, You're Getting A Dell" Kid.
3) Freddy Prinze Jr. (John Landis perfected the teenager coming-of-age movies......you killed them)
4) Nelly/Chingy....I swear it's the exact same person so I'll run with it
5) Fred Durst......pacifist my ass, that's just your excuse so you can talk shit about other acts.

1) Cameron Diaz
2) Britney and Justin (come on, they're a two-for-one special)
3) Beyonce
4) J. Lo
5) Doug and Hildi from Trading Spaces (another two-for-one)

I'd give up the chance to punch of all five on my list to take a bat to Joe Rogan's head. Gross Out Factor (How can you have "Fear" to eat an elephant's balls?) is such a horrible show, and he just ruined what once was the greatest show on TV when Adam and Jimmy were on.

adding to my own:

-Anyone on the Real World Paris cast..except Simon, he's not made a complete ass of himself yet.

-Reality TV producers and directors and networks. Can we get some real TV back please?

-Britney.

-Demi and Ashton. Both are punks.

Enlightenment, I gotta ask... what do you have against Mickey? :D