John's Thread (A New GC Game)
 

Here's our tribute to Mr. John Hammell....A game in his honor:

Answer the question how you think it should be answered, then adda question of your own about John:

Example:
1. What GLO (If any) does John belong to?
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1. XYZ
2. What color are John's eyes?

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1. ABC
2. Green
3. Does John wear pajamas to bed?

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Here we go:



1. What GLO (if any) does John belong to?

Kappa Alpha
How old is he?



ps. am i doing it right?

early 30's

Where is he from?

Yeah, that is the idea...although O think it would be cool if everyone answered ALL the questions...just to see what everyone thinks about John...

1. Phi Sigma Kappa
2. 34
3. Miami
4. What kind of pet does he have?

2 dogs and a cat


Is he married?

ok lets try this again

1. Kappa Alpha
2. 32
3. From New Jersey (dont ask my why i am just guessing)
4. has a dog, the Zues of GC has to have a dog, a faithful friend who sits by his side as he watches down on all of us ;)
5. married to a beautiful GLO member, with 2 kids, thats why he doesnt post much cause he is with them alot. great guy

new question: what college did he go to??? if any?

1. 30
2. Theta Chi and was Delta Zeta turtle man.
3. From New Jersey (sounds good).
4. Has a dog, and a gold fish that he once put in a bong.
5. He went to ISU.
new question: how many and what languages does he speak?

1. Kappa Sigma
2. early forties
3. New York
4. no pets
5. yes. (to a Kappa, of course!) :D
6. Everyone cool goes to UCF, so that's my final answer.
7. 2, kinda. He speaks English, and took French in high school, but he can barely remember it.

Does seeing a post by the Grapist makle him laugh?

my guesses
 

1. Phi Kappa Theta
2. i always imagined him as a benevolent dad type figure in his early 50's...don't know why
3. Missouri
4. one dog, maybe about 10 years old
5. he was, but now he's a widower
6. Ohio State, but he didn't graduate
7. 3. english, spanish and japanese
8. john loves seeing the grapist post...and my guess is that he knows who the grapist is

my question:
what is john's day job...he has to do something besides run GC for the hopelessly addicted masses

1. Alpha Phi Omega
2. 32
3. New Jersey
4. A dog, a labrador retriever
5. No but he's planning to propose to his girlfriend of 2 years sometime soon
6. NYU
7. English, and a slew of computer languages
8. John *is* the Grapist.
9. He runs a bunch of other websites when he isn't busy with going to law school.

and

10. Is John right handed or left handed? I think he's a lefty.....

I think John is the Grapist too!! LOL how silly John being the Grapist...:)

1. Alpha Phi Omega
2. 32
3. New Jersey
4. A dog, a labrador retriever
5. No but he's planning to propose to his girlfriend of 2 years sometime soon
6. NYU
7. English, and a slew of computer languages
8. John *is* the Grapist.
9. He runs a bunch of other websites when he isn't busy with going to law school.
10. Right Handed
11. Is John related to Pamela Anderson?

BUMP...because I was looking for something else, and this thread made me laugh

Alpha Phi Alpha

31

Provo Utah


Does John think it's creepy that somoene made a thread like this about him?

Gamma Chi

53

Phnom Penh

oh my god yes

do you think John enjoys a good swim?

1. Not yet, but he hopes to pledge the same "frat" that his dad did back in the 70's
2. He's an 18-yr-old kid
3. Hmm... Somewhere in the midwest where there are big greek colleges, but not much else.
4. A dog.
5. He's not married, and he just broke up with his cheerleader girlfriend at Homecoming.
6. He has applied to all of the big midwestern schools, but is hoping to go to his parent's alma mater.
7. English and some high school spanish
8. John *is* the Grapist. Definitely. He is also James and Cashmoney
9. He goes to high school, where he is the president of the Audio Visual club, but also a bench warmer on the baseball team.
10. Right Handed
11. No, he's not related to Pamela Anderson, but he has a poster of her hanging on his wall right next to the one of Britney Spears.
12. No, he doesn't think it's creepy, it makes him feel loved and popular.


13. Do you think John is a first generation greek, or a legacy?

Sorry, but I just find it amusing to think that all of this could be made by a high school kid sitting at his computer after baseball or band practice. :)

Dammit I screwed up. Let me try this again.

But do you think John would be more the Phi Gamma Chi type?

Delta Tau Chi

16

Camden

oh my god yes

Only when its a nice summer day

Does John think that it tastes great, or that its less filling?

1. Sigma Chi
2. 43
3. Detroit
4. He has a Siberian Husky named Brandi
5. He is married to a former Ole Miss homecoming queen Delta Gamma. Everyone still wonders how a knockout like her married a guy like him but he makes her laugh & they are happy...except when he leaves the toilet seat up.
6. He went to Ole Miss obviously
7. John speaks only English but his wife is trying to teach him how to speak Italian, French, & Spanish (she was a linguistics major).
8. Everytime he laughs out loud for no reason, his wife scolds him for thinking about The Grapist more than he thinks about her.
9. His normal job is a Real Estate developer
10. John is right-handed
11. John is NOT related to Pam Anderson. He doesn't even know who she is.
12. John just wishes The Grapist was the one who started this thread or posts here.
13. John only swims in the kiddie pool.
14. He's a Delta Chi legacy but they do not have a chapter at Ole Miss so he found a home elsewhere.
15. John thinks it tastes great.

New Question: Is John a briefs, boxers, or commando guy?


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60's
Blue Eyes
Mid West-Ks.
Single
No Animals-to busy
LXA
Inheratied Family Fortune
Briefs
Sleeps Commando
Rose-Hulman Un.
Lights a Ladys Smoke
Loves Cuban Cigars
Dances Slow and holds a lady close


Loves Greeks!