You know a party is good/sucky when....
 

discuss.

Sucky when you walk in and there is so much sausage it looks like a sword fight and you have to practically pole vault to get out!

Which handicaps me with a missing penis . . .

LMDAO!!!!
 

Damn James, the cockblocking post and now this. What are you drinking this evening?

Anyway, it's good when the stuck up beeyotch you can't stand gets a drink spilled on her and has toilet paper stuck to her shoe.

It's sucky (but pretty funny) when you are forced to jam to "Holding Out For A Hero" from the Footloose soundtrack cause the guy in charge of music is too stoned to remember to change it.

its sucky when the guys are so freaking drunk you get beer "spilled" on you twice when they are trying to initiate a conversation... NOT a good way to get on a girls good side!!!

So you are telling me that is not a good way to hit on girls? Dang i need to rethink my game then.

Hmmm... Have given much thought to this topic....

Good college party:

You roll up and have to park 5 blocks away becasue the traffic.

THe party hosts have thought of this and offer shuttle service. Nice touch.

Its at soemones house on a ranch and theyve taken the time to build a bonfire, in the winter for warmth and summer to keep the misquotos away.

Pleanty 'o booze and its free.

You look up and its 5am and you wonder how 7 hours passed?

All your friends are there.

Its better than you expected.

The music is really good.

Peeps are there you havent seen in forever.

You do something rowdy after liek all get in the hot tub or pool.

Its 3 am and all the really lightweights have left or passed out and the die hards are up listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn...still drinking.

If the fire department shows up. :D


Post College:
There is great food at the party.

Theres really cool new people to meet.

You get a chance to network.

You actually get a chance to talk to people.

No one is going to piss in public.

They sometimes do cool stuff like hire a fortune teller or mariachis.

You generally never have to worry about the cops showing up.

Someone can put on music that your older siblings listend to and you feel young.

the first thing you say the next morning is "someone hand me my--" fill in with random article of clothing. ;)

you don't remember why you're missing that random article of clothing

everyone can remember great fun stories about you, but you....

you have bruises and you don't know how you got them.....

and now for you know if the party sucked..lol ;) j/k

nah, i really just pretty much second everything lifesaver said....running into ppl you haven't seen in a while is a great party! and it was a FABULOUS party if no red-necks came in.....if the music is good, my sisters are there, we're bein rowdy/fun and dancin the whole time.....it's a good party! it sucked if bubba tried to get up on me, not a lot of fun ppl were there....and if certain members of another GLO were being leaches......ugh.

A party is good when....( BTW, all of this really happened when I graduated from college)

-it's at your parent's house, paid for by your parents, and they are more trashed than the college kids that are attending!
-the attendants still talk about your dad and mom taking shots off the ice luge!
-you drink for 10 straight hours, don't pass out until late, but you still have no clue what happened 9 of those 10 hours!
-you read your graduation cards and say "I didn't know they were here!"
-or when you get back your pictures from the party and say "Man, I didn't know so-and-so showed up"....meanwhile you are in the picture with that person.
-Your friends want you to go back to school just so you can graduate again and repeat the party!
-And finally, when you put your own FATHER to sleep because he passed out in the bathroom and couldn't make it to his bed!

Ahh, such good times :D

Love that. MPI's = Mysterious Party Injuries.
Had plenty of those. Including scrapes and cuts.

Or when you spend the rest of the weekend rehashing what happened. Remembering it fondly, knowing good times were had by all... well, almost all, except that one girl who threw up and for the rest of the night was known as "the girl who threw up."

Or when your friends have to rehash for you because you can't remember anything!

Yeah I agree completely with that statement. The best parties that I have ever been to I can hardly remember them.

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You know its a good party when ....... you wake up the next morning in your own puke. You'll forever be known as a trooper!;)

You know its a bad party when..... your ex-bf "you really used to love" shows up. Bummer!


or........5 minutes after you get to the party the cops come. Bummer!

good party =
There's more than 1 girl dancing on the table by 8.
You get back from the party and there's a line of people
outside the dorms giving it the ol' heave ho.
A guy threatens to kill you as you're carrying him out cause he's
too drunk.
The next morning you notice that you've acquired several
bottles of liquor and beer after last night. (sober people
don't leave their alcohol behind)

bad party =
Two other fraternities decide your party is the best place
possible to beat the crap out of each other.
Some GDI decides to practice his wall punching skills, and
you end up excitedly paying for property damages.
The questionable club a block over closes before the party ends
and they think you'd be more than happy to see all 100 of
them at the party.

You know its a bad party when you become so wasted and silly that you become "that guy/girl" basically a wind-up visual toy that all your friends are setting in motion for the sheer entertainment of all part goers. Afterwards you have to hear endless recitals of, "Remember when you . . .?"

Thanks a lot guys for looking out, reeaall funny, wait till its your turn lol. ;)

You know its a good party when someone else is in the That guy/girl role lol. And you get to say, "remember when you . . .?" later. :)

that and when someone gets way too drunk and can't drive, you try to take his/her keys away, but the drunken person make it worse by resisting. that's sucks.

Ultimate sucky party: Revenge of the Nerds!

So I say I gotta be me....

Swing Lowwww....

So I say I gotta be free...

Tick tock tick tock...

And, photos of you mysteriously start appearing in random locations, of you acting out the fun stories you DON'T remember....

Oy!

:eek: I still can't figure out some of the things like this that happened to me (OH SO LONG AGO, btw).... with absolutely no memory. It sure LOOKED like I was partying like a rock star - but, I only felt like a rock star in rehab the next morning....

Free drinks
Good music
Good looking people
Dancing on tables
Getting some kissing done
Arriving home as the sun rises
It's a great party when you still talk about it with alumnae/i years later.

It's a bad party when some people that no one invited or even knows show up and start harrassing all the women, which gets all the fraternity brothers fired up and a huge fight breaks out in which people's cars get vandalized and the cops show up... and later you find out that the random uninvited guests were carrying knives (thank god they didn't use them on anyone). I feel guilty about that to this day because it all started after stupid drunk me probably really overreacted to having my a$$ grabbed by one of these sleazeballs.

It's a good party when you have a good time, get drunk but not TOO drunk, and nothing shady goes down.

ITs not your fault, I always found it amazing how absolutely courageous Fraternity guys get and how quick to fight, when they have multiple brothers at their backs and a girl audience.

LOL

My chapter included.

But it is so nice when the fraterninty guys will fight for you just because you are in the sorority that they like.

Bad Party...

when the strange guy by the door won't leave and ends up being knocked out by a girl. well actually that made for a pretty interesting night, maybe it wasn't such a bad party

I think alcohol has more to do with it. I threatened to bite a guy a week before graduation because he bumped into my beer.

-Rudey
--Damn I miss college.

ALL DUDES = SUCKY

Good:
-the cops come
-peeps get arrested
-fight breaks out
-excessive nudity
-strippers come (woo woo!)
-you witness someone getting it on
-every guy/girl hits on you
-you don't come home until 8:30 in the morning

Sucky:
-the night ends w/ guys watching scrambled lesbian and ape porn
-the unplugged guitar session was the height of the night :rolleyes:
-THERE'S NO FOOD!
-No one's drunk
-There's no light, yeah it's hip to be dim, but not so dark that you can't see your hand in front of you
-no guy/girl hits on you
-sucky guys/girls hit on you

Are you talking about that masterpiece that is on Skinimax at least once a week called Play-mate of the Apes? I skipped over it and couldn't believe what I was seeing...and I don't have the scramble...

I dunno man. Ironically it was a pretty fun party until after 1am...then it got dead and we turned on the tv and surfed the channels. We passed some scrambled station and we thought we saw boobs, so we went back to it. It turned out to be a naked lady...then we saw another naked lady, they were doing it...a few seconds later ape walked in with them :eek: :eek: :eek: They were like out in a forest or jungle and the apes like talked. That was some of the raunchiest mess I ever seen in my life! :o

Good party: I am there

Bad party: I am not there.

I am serious. I missed one party in college and for a week people were walking up to me saying, "Where were you? Are you ok? We missed you so much. Don't ever miss another party. It's not the same without you." I miss college, too.

lol@ lesbian and ape porn

bumping this, because I've been to a few sucky parties lately.

Sucky:
*When board games don't turn into drinking games.
*You fall asleep, not because you stayed until 9 am, but because you got bored and fell asleep at 12 am.
*When country or jazz music is being played.
*People from the streets crashing in, trying to start shit.
*Someone pulls out a gun. I haven't witnessed this one (in a party setting), but I hear of it happening once and a while.
*There isn't proper heat or air.

You're being attacked by cicadas

You know a party is good when you break into the electric slide ...and it isn't even "The Electric Slide" that is playing!

....it's packed so tight you didn't mind when someone's hand just rested on your bum because it had nowhere else to go!

...the next morning, you wonder why your walls are blue!(Combination of humidity and people wearing blue jeans pressed into the wall.)

....the campus police arrive and let the party go on for another whole hour!

....gay folks danced with each other without fear of repercussion!

The Worst:

When the DJ was a laptop computer. :(

good: when someone gets hurt

bad: when someone gets hurt

-You would have to know my friends :rolleyes:

HAHA. So my engineering school was about 80% male, meaning parties were normally 95% male. You know a party is bad when a group of freshmen girls walk in and go "Damn, this is a sausage fest."

when you have someone who thinks he can impress the ladies by beating up someone

Good: When someone breaks out the slip n slide...........like my neighbors have been doing at their last three parties in a one week time period :) Its fun watching them trying it out wasted :)

good: everyone has a beer in their hand- the list for beer pong is long and the music is hot

bad: when you run out of beer and then you have to try to get a sober sister to go and get more- and its always the goody two shoes sisters that are sober so they throw a little fit and you ahve to try to barter with them... i've done all sorts of things to get beer (i promise i'll hook you up witwh that guy you like in your gym class- or i'll clean your room for a week! or my best friend and i have had kitchen duty many a time) lol

no party walking.

no dancing.

combination of the two.

but i love to party walk.

oh yeah....sausage fest.

really, though....some dudes really are just insecure.