What's your new name?
 

Children laugh 146 times a day, adults laugh only 4 times a
day..... No wonder we're so unhappy...
Sometimes when you have a stressful day or week, you need some
silliness to break up the day. Here is your dose...

Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following in an
excerpt from children's book,
"Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants"
by Dave Pilkey.
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = poopsie
b = lumpy
c = buttercup
d = gidget
e = crusty
f = greasy
g = fluffy
h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim
j = stinky
k = flunky
l = boobie
m = pinky
n = zippy
o = goober
p = doofus
q = slimy
r = loopy
s = snotty
t = tulefel
u = dorkey
v = squeezit
w = oprah
x = skipper
y = dinky
z = zsa-zsa

Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your
new last name:
a = apple
b = toilet
c = giggle
d = burger
e = girdle
f = barf
g = lizard
h = waffle
i = cootie
j = monkey
k = potty
l = liver
m = banana
n = rhino
o = bubble
p = hamster
q = toad
r = gizzard
s = pizza
t = gerbil
u = chicken
v = pickle
w = chuckle
x = tofu
y = gorilla
z = stinker

Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second
half of your new last name:
a = head
b = mouth
c = face
d = nose
e = tush
f = breath
g = pants
h = shorts
i = lips
j = honker
k = butt
l = brain
m = tushie
n = chunks
o = hiney
p = biscuits
q = toes
r = buns
s = fanny
t = sniffer
u = sprinkles
v = kisser
w = squirt
x = humperdinck
y = brains
z = juice


Mine is Dorkey ChickenTushie
:D
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Chrysler Specifications

I am Dinky GizzardTush! :D

NEW NAME
 

My NEW NAME is: Chim-Chim LiverKisser

My aunt's NEW NAME is: Oprah BubbleTush

Lawd!

I'm Poopsie Apple Sniffer! :o

Oh my!

Poopsie Applebreath! :D

Used my married name:

snotty cootie sniffer :eek: :eek: :eek:

Ok...I don't like that so I used my maiden name and got


snotty apple brain :p :p

I'm Boobie CootieTush.

I like it

I am loopy AppleSniffer :cool:

Zippy Appletush suits me to a T!!:D

sorta like bonita applebum
 

umm, oh well not quite!

I'm Gidget Apple-Shorts

What a good chuckle!

~pnc

LOL
 

I'm Zippy Appletush.

This will be my new club name.

LOL. I'm not trying to be mean but that's REALLY funny. Mine is Boobie Chicken Fanny. I really like this thread.

Boobie Girdle Lips!! Wha?!

I'm squeezit Apple Shorts

Introducing...
 

Hello! I'm Poopsie BubbleTush!! :D :D

Aww Man
 

My new name is Loopy Bubble Chunks....What the HE...........:mad:

This thread has me LMAO.

My new name is . . .

Zippy Applenose

Re: Aww Man
 

ROFLMAO

Soror, that name is so not right!!!

I'm Loopy AppleBrain
This thread is too cute!!! Thanks for the laugh.

Hello Everybody.
My name is Zippy AppleLips.
Pleased to meet you!

:D :p

Re: Aww Man
 

That turned out to be my name too.

**sigh**

Peace
Q

LMAO!!! I am now Dinky Waffle Head!
I love waffles!!!!:D

teehee
 

Loopy Bubblejuice:D :eek:

Uhh...
 

I'm Pinky GirdleKisser......Girdle Kisser? :confused: :eek:

Zippy CootieTush!!!:D

In by best Eminem voice..."Hi my name is"
 

Poopsie AppleFanny

So am I .....

changing my screen name in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1,....

Nice to meet you all...
 

I am Gidget ChickenBrain!!!

May I copy this? It would make a great ice breaker!!
:D

It will. I have already copied it to give to our chapter's hostess. :o

My name is Crusty Gizzard Nose. My name is the worst. :mad:

LOLOLOL! :o This had me cracking up! Sorry girl! :D

Mine is Boobie Cootiebrain!

Cootiebrain?? :rolleyes:

Not to crash your board, but this thread had me CTFU!!!

As for my new name. ... Dinky Toiletsniffer...but thats MIZZ Dinky Toiletsniffer to y'all. :p

this is too funny
 

My new name is ZIPPY Liverchunks--lol.

No the child didn't put that name in her signature!

ROFL!!!!!

Zippy GiggleHead :p

yupper :p LOL :cool:

mama always told me i didn't have good sense. :D

I am Chim-Chim AppleShorts!!

Loopy Apple Lips

So am I when I used my married name! I was born Zippy Bubblesniffer though.

Since I hypenate, I guess my name is now Zippy Appletush-Bubblesniffer!

This did kind of brighten my day.

-Boobie CootieBrain