What The Car You Drive Really Says About You
 

Acura Integra - I have always wanted to own the Buick of
sports cars
Acura Legend - I'm too bland for German cars
Acura NSX - I am impotent
Audi 90 - I enjoy putting out engine fires
Buick Park Avenue - I am older than 34 of the 50 states
Cadillac Eldorado - I am a very good Mary Kay salesperson
Cadillac Seville - I am a pimp
Chevrolet Camaro - I enjoy beating the hell out of people
Chevrolet Chevette - I like seeing people's reactions when I
tell them I have a 'Vette
Chevrolet Corvette - I'm in a mid-life crisis
Chevrolet El Camino - I am leading a militia to overthrow the
government
Chrysler Cordoba - I dig the rich Corinthian leather
Datsun 280Z - I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well
Dodge Dart - I teach third grade special education and
I voted for Eisenhower
Dodge Daytona - I delivered pizza for four years to get
this car
Ferrari Testarossa - I am known to prematurely ejaculate
Ford Fairmont - (See Dodge Dart)
Ford Mustang - I slow down to 85 in school zones
Ford Crown Victoria - I enjoy having people slow to 55mph and
change lanes when I pull up behind them
Geo Storm - I will start the 11th grade in the fall.
Geo Tracker - I will start the 12th grade in the fall.
Honda del Sol - I have always said, half a convertible is
better than no convertible at all
Honda Civic - I have just graduated and have no credit
Honda Accord - I lack any originality and am basically a
lemming.
Infiniti Q45 - I am a physician with 17 malpractice suits
pending.
Isuzu Impulse - I do not give a damn about J.D. Power or
his reports.
Jaguar XJ6 - I am so rich I will pay 60K for a car that
is in the shop 280 days per year.
Kia Sephia - I learned nothing from the failure of
Daihatsu Corp.
Lamborghini Countach - I only have one testicle
Lincoln Town Car - I live for bingo and covered dish suppers
Mercury Grand Marquis - (See above)
Mercedes 500SL - I will beat you up if you ask me for an
autograph
Mercedes 560SEL - I have a daughter named Bitsy and a son
named Cole
Mazda Miata - I do not fear being decapitated by an
eighteen-wheeler
MGB - I am dating a mechanic
Mitsubishi Diamante - I don't know what it means either
Nissan 300ZX - I have yet to complete my divorce
proceedings.
Oldsmobile Cutlass - I just stole this car and I'm going to make
a fortune off the parts
Peugeot 505 Diesel - I am on the EPA's Ten Most Wanted List
Plymouth Neon - I sincerely enjoy doing the Macarena
Pontiac Trans AM - I have a switchblade in my sock
Porsche 911 Turbo - I have a three inch thingie
Porsche 944 - I am dating big haired women that
otherwise would be inaccessible to me
Rolls Royce Silver Shadow - I think Pat Buchannon is a tad bit too
liberal
Saab - I am a fine fellow and a keen intellect with
excellent taste in cars and members of the
opposite sex (hey, I drive a Saab!. . .)
Saturn SC2 - (See Honda Civic)
Subaru Legacy - I have always wanted a Japanese car even
more inferior than Isuzu
Toyota Camry - I am still in the closet
Volkswagon Beetle - I still watch Partridge Family reruns
Volkswagon Cabriolet - I am out of the closet
Volkswagon Microbus - I am tripping right now
Volvo 740 Wagon - I am frightened of my wife

Sweet! I'm going to start the 11th grade...how I yearn to be young.

Actually I just drive the Geo Prizm which is probably closest to the storm. This list needs to be updated though...where's cavalier, some of the SUV's (like chevy) and more Ford vehicles.

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Well... I guess this one's me since Nissan Sentra isn't on there. I suppose the Civic would be the closest thing.

Funny thing is, I DID get my Sentra 2 months after I graduated college... but I did have [good] credit :)

I drive a Geo Metro and that wasn't on there either...Guess I'm starting 11th grade as well:D

My mother drives an Acura.
My sister drives a Honda Civic.
My boyfriend drives a Corvette.
I have a metrocard. That is a card for public transportation for those who don't know.

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First of all, they are Cabrios, not Carbriolets anymore. Second, VW no longer makes them. Finally, I am straight and female and LOVE my Cabrio!

ZEKE, Bite me Dude!!!

Honda Accord EX!

If you tell me I am a old fuddy duddy, kiss my booty!

Tombstone!!!!!!


:mad: :( :p ;) :D :) :cool:

Is that a Homer or What!?:) :

My parents have a Toyota Echo. What does that say about them?

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"Geo Tracker - I will start the 12th grade in the fall."

Yay, I'm going back to high school!!! :) But I agree, updates are needed...the Tracker's the closest thing to my car (Suzuki Sidekick) and my mom's car (Ford Explorer) isn't on there, nor is my dad's (Toyota Tundra). So these would be interesting to learn about...can I be a 12th grader in the fall who's the mother of four kids, or something like that if I combine the different vehicle descriptions?

My POS isn't on there... I always said that if my Nissan 200SX could talk, it would say "when I grow up, I wanna be a real car!"

Ford Taurus - I am a bad driver. I exist solely to piss off other drivers.

I drive a Kia Spectra...it has been good to me...
knock wood! :D

Funny...there are what, THREE of us so far that drive GEO's! I find that amusing!:p

True. I drive a Mercury Cougar which isn't listed. They did stop making them AGAIN though, so oh well.

My Ford Escape isn't on there!

I drive a Ford F-150. While i don't drive an SUV, i'm am still helping to support terrorism. While you SUV drivers are contributing for bombs and such, us light truck drivers are merely contributing for more camels and head towels :D

Kitso
KS 361 hours till i'm 24....gawd i'm old

I can hear the PC "shhhhhhhhh" all over the world! Bad Kitso, Bad!

Ya know I love ya babe!

I also drive a F-150 which means, "Yes its my truck and no I will not help you move."

My car is not on there but it would be

Oldsmobile 88 i think this is a cadillac so treat me like a pimp, or what it was free.

Or the car i drive now because the Olds died

Dodge Caravan What? I know it doesn't look cool but did you look in the back yeah those are 12s and yes there are two amps in here and it sure sounds better than your system

I didn't see BMW 325i on the list.

I drive a ford mustang convert. and it barely goes 85

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I haven't even reached mid-life yet, lol.

Where's the Geo Mercedes(Metro). . ?

i hate to admit it, but i drive a hyundai accent. just call it low teacher pay.
runs well though.

HA! That's so true. My best friend, who's super rich, had this as her first car! I used to drive my grandpa's all the time, thinking I was BIG PIMPIN'! :D

Neither of my cars is on this list, but apparently I'm too bland for German cars, and 34 of the 50 states are less than 30 years old :p

It not on there. We can either use the Prism or the Neon as our guide:D

Neither one of our cars are listed. Where is the Toyota Corolla and the BMW735i? :mad: Enquiring minds want to know!!!

Honda Civic - I have just graduated and have no credit <----Very, very true!

Well I've had two Taurus' and it seems to me that it's quite the other way around... When people see my Taurus, they try to piss me off by being a bad driver. But I think it's because they really can't tell my car from a police car (believe me there's a HUGE difference) :rolleyes:

Also, my first car isn't listed either... Chevy Malibu Chevelle. What do you think should be listed after that one???

~Beth

Other Mazdas?
 

I've got a Mazda Protege DX w/Bose sound system. Not on there. My other past Mazdas, such as the 626 and 323, aren't on there either.

I used to have a POC Neon. Never liked the Macarena.

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I have a Mazda 626 - I'm on my second one.

To me, it says "I wanted a Japanese car, and can afford more than a Hundayi or a Kia, but didn't want to pay as much as a Camry or Accord would cost."

what's up with Corollas or Volvo S40s?

my dad still has his family van (NOT a minivan) - the description for big vans should be: "retired military" or "i'm not afraid of my wife / i don't give a d*mn how much it costs to fill this up with gas"

hmmm....i drive a lil white neon....while i do not enjoy the macarena (anymore ;) :p ), i will probably look to upgrade to a Honda Civic - I have just graduated and have no credit soon. LOL.....

Saab - I am a fine fellow and a keen intellect with
excellent taste in cars and members of the
opposite sex


If I had a car..this would be me. I'm a cycle girl myself. Also missing from the list is the Hummer (the original ARMY issue version).

My GMC Jimmy isn't on the list either.

I drive a 2 door Chevy Blazer....which isn't on there, but what it says to me is "I am a high school boy who thinks he's a hard ass b/c mommy and daddy bought me a nice car." I really dislike having a boy car sometimes b/c girls always look in my windows at stoplights to check me out and then see I am a girl. :p But I do the same thing, I see 2 door Blazers and I automatically think "Mmm hot guy" and I try to look in their windows too. Hah oh well. :D

I have a civic I agree with what was said.;)