Let's flame historical figure (don't come in if you offend easily)
 

Thomas Jefferson was a hypocritcal slave humper!

A fingerwaving William Jefferson Clinton: "I've never had sex with that woman."

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Even though my father in law isn't a historical figure, I have to post a stupid quote from him for all the world to see.

KR's Father-in-Law upon being informed that KR's biological sister is pursuing a medical residency in transplant surgery:

"That's a really good speciality for a woman"
KR's Sister: "Why is that?"
"Because you'll get to be home a lot once you start a family"
KR's Sister: "How do you figure?"
"I doubt there are enough transplants going on to keep you busy fulltime"

Gandhi was a wuz, he should've fought the Brits

How about Columbus? Dude did not even know where the h*ll he was going? He basically bumped into (what was to be) North America by accident. He saw all these brown skinned people running around, thought he was in India, which is why Aboriginal/Native/First Nation people were called the misnomer "Indians".
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And not that he is a "historical figure" (yet, I guess we have to wait till he's dead) the current Prime Minister of Canada, Jean Chretien, just won "dubious distinction of the stupidest person in Canada at the World Stupidity Awards on Friday night, beating out B.C. Premier Gordon Campbell and new Tory Leader Peter MacKay."
http://www.canada.com/search/story.a...6-a74a0e3373ef
BWA HA HA HA!
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KR, did you smack him?
I really admire your restraint...he deserves a big smack!http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmili...rough/twak.gif

Hahaha I don't have anyone to talk about but I just wanted to say that Arya, I can always count on you to start a funny funny thread, this made me laugh, thanks. :)

Hitler was an idiot. If Napolean couldn't beat the Russian during the winter, what make you think you can?

The WW2 French military people who believed building a wall with guns pointing one way would keep Hitler out. Hey folks he went AROUND IT with his tanks.

My former roommate from France made fun of the French more than any American I have ever met.

President Johnson was a wuss-he should have pulled forces out of Vietnam immediately but he had to show all the world what a big dick he has-what a waste:mad:

Exactly how much glove is it pc to take off? I can think of a couple that are sure to offend!

Caligula likes little boys.

Historical flaming
 

JFK had some serious issues. And everyone admired him. . .for what? Because he was a pimp. Other than that, he didn't do ANYTHING monumental for our country. Oh, besides sleeping with an 18 yr old. . .hmm, that makes him ALMOST a molestor, folks.

Elvis. WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING? All of those drugs AT ONE TIME. Come on now.

Malcolm X. Guess all that militant talk for black people helped? Too bad those militant black people came after you when you started denouncing violence.

Salvador Dali. Dude, eatting your own crap? That's gross.

Bloody Mary. I NEVER saw you in the bathroom mirror after chanting your name. You soooo didn't scare us as kids.

Re: Historical flaming
 

You forgot he shared Marilyn Monroe with his brother. :D

George Washington is a big liar because he said he could not tell a lie. Punk.

Why do the French have all those trees lining their streets??


So the Nazis can march in the shade

High five on the Christopher Columbus thing. Dumbass for not knowing he'd hit a completely different land mass (which wasn't north america by the way, it was the west indies. Amerigo Vespuci found north america, hence the name America) and dumbass royalty for going along with him. I can't hate him to much though, at least he realized the world was round.

Charles De Gaulle - especially for that bonehead thing you said during your visit to Quebec in the 60's during the FLQ crisis :rolleyes:

Caligula was a sick mofo who made his horse a Senator.

Note to self: Lead pipes for your water supply is NEVER a good idea!

I wasn't sure what that was, so I had to look it up. Here is the explanation for those who wanna know (hey, I took history back in High School...it's been a while!) :
On an official State visit to Canada in 1967 to celebrate that country's 100 years of nationhood, President de Gaulle ignited a storm of controversy in the anglophone world when he stood before a crowd of 100,000 Quebecers in Montreal and uttered: Vive le Québec Libre! (i.e. Long live Free Quebec) While this support for Quebec's liberation was a monumental diplomatic blunder and interference into another country's private affairs, it was one that inflamed the passion of some nationalist Quebecers and inspired members the emerging secession movement. Following de Gaulle's remark, the Prime Minister of Canada, Lester B. Pearson, cancelled plans for de Gaulle's visit to the capital of Ottawa, and asked the French President to leave the country. Criticized at home in France for the remarks, his opponents reminded the wartime general of the thousands of Canadian soldiers (see: Vimy Ridge) buried all over France who fought and died for France's freedom in both World Wars. Critics also drew the parallel for interference between Quebec independence and the Franco-German historic contestation of ownership of the German-speaking Alsace and Lorraine regions seized by France after the War.

George W. looks like a dumb azz after they released on the news yesturday that no weapons of mass destruction were ever found in Iraq....And what was our reason for going over there again....http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/...smiley-020.gif

King Richard III. Way to loose France. Your mother was the rightful heir, and your uncle was the king. They both died, you get crown, but no, you were all like "I live in England, Im drinking some tea."

Hey, Neville Chamberlain.

Way to believe HITLER, dumbass. :rolleyes:

I thought Columbus was looking for the West Indies, but ran into North America instead. I tell you what, it's all messed up...Vespuci got America named after him, but Columbus got credit for discovering it, even though it had already been discovered before by the ancient Irish and the Vikings. :p

Richard Nixon for obvious reasons.

Marie Antoinette: Little known fact, one of the crimes they got her on was lesbianism and child endangerment(she slept with her female lover with her son in the bed.) Sicko freak....that probably scarred the kid for life...but then so did the guillotine. And she liked the freaky sex stuff...old french cartoons of her and her "hardware" if you catch my drift...and if you don't sorry :p

And freaking Napolean...he was short, not just kinda short, but teensy...talk about small man syndrome. Buried in 5 successively larger sarcrophaguses(Sarcophagi?) Can't be happy with your victories, gotta go get some more, then lose and get banished. What an a$$.
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P.S. And I'm a French teacher!

Napoleon, what was up with that hand that was hidden in his coat. Was it diseased or a fashion statement?

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Damn the Royal families. Marrying your cousin is not a good thing.

How about the former Mayor of DC Marion Barry. Who got arrested for smoking crack in a hotel with a prostitute. He went to jail and when he got out he ran for mayor again and won. People in DC are retarded.

The house of Windsor is full of imbusils.


Dante, Raphael and Michaelangelo were all fags.


Pope Pius XII was Hitler's puppet.


The Dupont family shoulda stayed in France.


King Edward II could never figure out how to control the Scots.


Czar Nicholos II should of acted more like Ivan the IV.


The Nazi soldiers were rollin all the time, no wonder they lost.


Queen Elizabeth I was a bitch.


George Patton was Hannibal reincarnated.

Adam and Eve!

Eve, why couldn't you resist the temptation? Were you deaf or just stupid? The lord told you all to leave those trees alone! It is because of you, that us women have to go through painful childbirth.

Adam, were you that whipped to let Eve talk you into eating the apple? Boooo hisssssss! And, it is because of you that our world is fallen.

Babe Ruth, what a fricking fat slob. His wive is also a major a-hole for the way she treated Roger Maris during his then record breaking season.

Napoleon. Dude! The delusions of grandeur? The excessive man-whoring? I think someone was compensating for something. A man of 5'2" can't be that well hung.

George Wallace. Damn, do you realize how f*cking stupid you sounded? You're damn lucky the federal government didn't come oust your ass. The people of Alabama should come piss on your grave (too bad that's a misdemeanor).

Neil Armstrong what a loser the only reason he went to the moon is to bring GLO badges there. :p

No one has mentioned Jesse Jackson! Nuff said...

Jesse Jackson, why are you always part of the problem and never a part of the solution? You would play the race card in a game of chess. The reason why you perceive hostility from other people is because you treat them with hostility and mistrust. Why don't you concentrate more on keeping your equipment in your pants and less time pursuing "the white devil"?

To quote Cedric the Entertainer:

"F*CK JESSE JACKSON!!!!!!!"

I love this thread! :cool:

That has to be the best thing I've heard all day :D

Catherine the Great-
way to get killed trying for a bigger O f*cking a horse

Saddam - I'm glad he's either DEAD or running for the hills.
Where's your power now huh? That's right...you don't have the balls to fight for yourself...you just arm little children and women to protect you!

Hey, OJ - you're not going to find Nicole's killer on the golf course unless you look into a mirror!

Archbishop Usher...you need a math lessson and a reality check...your begats of 6000 years were obviously WAY OFF.

Who ever had the bright idea of bringing the Shah back to Iran, great job. Way to reinstal a man hated by his nation so much that the Ayotolah was able to get in power.