What is your porn name?
 

Your porn name is suppose to be your childhood pet name plus the street name that you grew up on. if you didn't have a pet then it is suppose to be your middle name plus the street name.

Mine is Cocoa Ridgewater, lol just sounds bad. what is yours?

Smokey Ponderosa

Okay, if I go with the childhood pet name, my porn name would be Louie La Vista (pretty interesting, huh? ;) ) Now, if I change Louie to my middle name, I become Amber La Vista...I think I prefer Louie (sounds more exotic! :D )

Goldie Goldstream... no I'm NOT kidding! :D

Mine's fairly pedestrian: Wendy Shannon.

Annabelle Mason

Annabelle Woodland

How big a coincidence that we both had pets named Annabelle. My Annie was an Old English Sheepdog (named after Annabelle Lee). What was yours SigKapAlumWSU?

LD

Felix Garwood or Holly Garwood.

the streets i grew up on are numbers. if i picked the street i live on now, it would be bootsie hodges. lol
or if you pick the street i am moving to in a couple of weeks, it would be bootsie winthrop. on my word:o

Bogart Wagonwheel

Mine was a Marmalade tabby cat, named after my grandmother's cat that looked exactly the same, but neat coincidence!

Christina Murphy or Teddy Stonefield.

Oreo South Kingsway

Muffin Bentwood. LOL.

If I combine the two methods, I'm Muffy Ann Menzer..

I do declare!!

It's not fair -- my two best guy friends have hilarious porno names (Thomas Manly and Jay Vagabond), and all you guys have great ones too. Mine is just not funny, comparatively, so I won't even post it.

Jamie 21 or Jamie Broadway

Broadway is the closest street with a name.

Pepper Shady or LaBelle Shady

Or from when I was just a baby
Peppy Upper Warner or LaBelle Upper Warner

Buffy Reed, Rocky Reed, Frostie Reed, Athena Reed or Muffy Reed.....riiiight :)

*edited b/c I forgot one...*

Colleen Ascot.

Well, there goes my future in porn... :p

this one i made up myself "lars kock" :p

Buck Naked

That was George's porn name on Seinfeld. :p

HAHAHAAHHAHAHHHAHAHAHAA
I think you would "specialize" in the industry-
as for me
Simon Third.....
BORING

Mine is pretty funny:

Pee-Wee Indianwood

Travis Dover. THAT'S not even a good one for a guy!

Solomon Harmony

Hmm, dog's name is Max, but my street is Sky Blue Ridge.

so Max Sky, Max Blue, or Max Ridge


Kitso
KS 361 times my porn name is gonna be Karl Hungus

Yeah so if we go with the first pet first road thing, I would be:

George Fort Florida

WOW, that's awful. But if we do pets now and road now, I would be:

Holly Tuxedo or Emma Tuxedo

which isn't as bad as George Fort Florida

let's see....
freckles ritchey, freckles tecumseh (my cat growing up + old/current street names)
sneakers ritchey, sneakers tecumseh (my dog growing up + street names)
lady adidas ritchey, lady adidas tecumseh (my dog's proper registered name + street names)

my middle name.....
starkloff ritchey, starkloff tecumseh

yeah......i'm not sure if it's funny or just weird.

shelley j
sigma k

Rusty Willow
Rusty Circle
Rusty Bradford
Rusty Wisconsin

Charlie Willow
Charlie Circle
Charlie Bradford
Charlie Wisconsin

I think Rusty Willow is my favorite. I wanted to name our Charlie dog Boslie, and I think Boslie Willow would have made a great name!

Buffy Broadway (dog we had when I was a kid)

Thumper Broadway (my actual first pet) :D

Bear Boston
Squeaky Boston
Tiger Boston

With my current pets:

Bo Boston
Chase Boston
Zoey Boston
Kiki Boston

and my middle name:

Marie Boston

I have also lived on two other streets: St. Regis (until I was 10) and Niagra (fall semester @ School)

:p Squeaky sounds like a good porno name if you ask me :p

Scottie Lindbergh!

Mitzy Scriba

YUCK!

aj

Cindy Mills

Stripes Tuckerman

:(

Koko Mahogany....that sounds racy :p

Tiffany Diamond North

Heh, kinda works.

either mitzy craigmont or snowball craigmont...

snowball....HEH... :p

I can't remember all of my childhood pets...so I guess i'll have to go by the street I grew up on...


Misty Valley