What makes you "THAT GUY"
 

Ok I know there is a classic thread below that's similar to this, but this is a lil' different.
Last night I went to this party at Wrigley Field. My friend and I were sitting there and some guy came up to us and was like, "This is awesome, huh?" He would have been ok except that we were sitting, he was standing, and his fly was ALL the way down. Gross. For the rest of the night, to us and any other girls he was hitting on, he was THAT GUY.

What else can you do that makes you that guy?


One I always see...if you go up to a girl w/her back to you on the dance floor, and continue to grind on her even though she pushes you away 50 times, you are definitely THAT GUY.

Any guy who gets enough booze in him to think hes more attractive/smoother/tougher/taller/smarter than he really is.

If you start a bar tab for ONE drink, you are that guy.

if you constantly think your game is working and you are "the man"....you are THAT GUY!

when I got to college my roommate and I used to name everyone as the ____... the swimmer, the cheater, the ears... and things like that all the time...

for some reason today all my posts are like hey this is all the way off the subject...

So true!

If you think you are that guy... you are THAT guy!

When you call a girl "sweetie, babe, girl, shorty, ect...." before you even get to know their name....then you are THAT guy.

When you start singing R Kelly's Ignition to me and asking me for my phone number while you are wearing an orange jumpsuit and are in jail, you are THAT GUY.

He was kind of cute though... ;)

This is the funniest thing I've heard in a long time. Come on valkyrie...have you hugged a convicted felon lately?

And, to show this can go both ways...


If you walk around a party for hours with a beautifully long piece of TP attached to your shoe, you are most definitely THAT GIRL.

whoa..hold up, i've kicked game to a chick before by saying

"what's up, girl...what's your name?"

am i that guy?

Yes YOU ARE!! You need to ask them their name FIRST....it shows them you actually care what it is, even though you may not...lol

You should tell someone when she has tp stuck to her shoe or when his fly is undone. Be kind to that guy or that girl because one day it could happen to you. Just something to think about. ;)

but what if it's in the same sentence? does it still count?

HAHAHAHAHAHA, ahh man that is the funniest thing I've heard in awhile. The mental picture I am getting from this is just too much!!! :D

When you spill red wine all over the hostesses carpet because you are too drunk to simultaneously hold a wine glass and hit on a sister, you are THAT GUY

No. I don't think so.....

I meant when I guy is like "Hey Shorty...what cha drinkin? You want another one?" "Girl, you look good" "Shorty got is goin ON!"

and never once "Hi, my name is *****, what is you're name? Nice to meet you!"

see...that's cold. but the i'm trying to get her name first. the first line is just to break the ice. then i'll let her know my name.

Even better. . .
I had one guy start singing 'Beautiful' in my ear
He sounded really good until he got the part
'And I just want you to know that you are really special'
The 'Oh I Oh I Oh I Oh I' part was a little off
But I thought it was cute

He didn't ask my name either. . .
So he was THAT guy

my thing is....when the hell did it become cool to actually sing a song when you're dancing? am i supposed to impressed by the fact that you know the words? or is that just a substitute because you don't have any semblance of rhythm? for real, i'd rather focus on my partner and have my hands on her than try and concentrate on the hook.

I have another one!

When you're out on the dance floor trying to dance and you bust up in the electric robot....then you are THAT guy!!

LMAO, yes I have seen this happen!!

When you are 33 years old, bald, and gross and you hit on 20 year olds who want nothing to do with you....then you are THAT guy!!

I am more than willing to rescue someone from embarassing themselves in public (i.e. Honey you're trailing some T.P. there...) but sometimes those people are unapproachable (either loud and obnoxious and you want to see them suffer, lol....or just freaky).

If you are the girl who has one drink and then starts flashing people and yelling "I'm SHHOOOOO wasted!!!!" ......

yeah sweetie you are SO that girl.

Do not ever go to a SigEp banquet at my school - I think those boys are cursed with no moves, and they pass it on to their dates. :) GPBoy and I would always pantomime songs - like "Pour Some Sugar on Me," he would go nuts.

If you are smashing cans on your head to show how macho you are, and you cut yourself, you are "That Guy."

If you drunkenly try and break into a sorority house when an IO is visiting, you are "That Guy."

If you are a chapter founder and come back to parties to buy sorority pledges shots, you are "That Guy," and I thank you.

If you are married and an alumni of a fraternity, you encourage freshman sorority girls to show their tits for beads at the fraternity homecoming. . .you are THAT guy


this happened to me
thank goodness we were squashed in his convertible mercedes
drunk and in the laps of the fraternity president
otherwise, our stupid butts would have done it

If you are so drunk that you show your boobs to a 33 year old bald chapter founder for free shots, beer, or beads, then you are THAT GIRL! :p

I need to represent the greek alumni. :)