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XOMichelle 05-22-2003 07:35 PM

Top 10 Smurfs that never were...
 
Vietnam Flashback Smurf

Be creative.

bethany1982 05-22-2003 07:38 PM

Horny Smurf

CrimsonTide4 05-22-2003 07:42 PM

Promiscuous Smurf

College Smurf

Obese Smurf

The1calledTKE 05-22-2003 07:43 PM

transsexual smurf

religous smurf

nympho smurf

KillarneyRose 05-22-2003 07:52 PM

Obsessive-Compulsive Smurf

Poledancer Smurfette

Wedgie Smurf

Hippie Kent State Protestor Smurf
(Vietnam Flashback Smurf's buddy)

bethany1982 05-22-2003 07:59 PM

Terminator Smurf

Hottie Smurf

Death Wish Smurf

Devious Smurf

Cannibal Smurf

Missing PEnis Thread Smurf

FiReKraCkEr 05-22-2003 07:59 PM

Sexually Frustrated Smurf

Stalker Chick Smurf

Fraternity Groupie Smurf

Hemophrodite Smurf

Drunk Guy Smurf

Bum off the street Smurf

Pedofile Smurf

Sex Doctor Smurf

I can go on and on....

Peaches-n-Cream 05-22-2003 08:01 PM

Sorority Girl Smurf

Bad Credit Rsik Smurf

Preppie Smurf

Teen Angst Smurf

Midlife Crisis Smurf

Menopausal Smurf

NRA Smurf

Problem Drinker Smurf

PMS Smurf

CrimsonTide4 05-22-2003 08:03 PM

Unemployed Smurf

Millionaire Smurf

Homeless Smurf

Bad Breath Smurf

FiReKraCkEr 05-22-2003 08:12 PM

Ultimate B*tch Smurf

WWE wrestler Smurf

Warrior Princess Smurf

Nerd Smurf

Gothic Smurf

Rocker Smurf

Peaches-n-Cream 05-22-2003 08:41 PM

CRACK HEAD SMURF :p

The1calledTKE 05-22-2003 08:49 PM

ethnic smurf

republican smurf

redneck smurf

sherbertlemons 05-22-2003 08:50 PM

Pimp Smurf

Frat Boy Smurf

Boy Wizard Smurf

Film Critic Smurf

Simon Smurf (has manboobs, British accent, and tells fellow Smurfs they can't sing!)

CrimsonTide4 05-22-2003 08:51 PM

We have a winner
 
Quote:

Originally posted by sherbertlemons


Simon Smurf (has manboobs, British accent, and tells fellow Smurfs they can't sing!)

THIS IS THE SMURF I WOULD BUY!!

The1calledTKE 05-22-2003 08:57 PM

W smurf (he probably would want to claim papa smurf had weapons of mass destrction)

laxtive smuff

LeslieAGD 05-22-2003 08:57 PM

Forrest Gump Smurf

Manic Depressive Smurf

CIA Operative Smurf

Porn Star Smurfette

Pregnant Smurfette

Gang Leader Smurf

Stand Up Comedian Smurf

CC1GC 05-22-2003 09:02 PM

Osama Bin Smurf

bethany1982 05-22-2003 09:07 PM

Multiple Personality Disorder Smurf

Hippie Smurf

Manson Smurf

Feminist Smurf

Sexist Smurf

AXO Alum 05-22-2003 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by LeslieAGD


Porn Star Smurfette

Pregnant Smurfette


There was only ONE Smurfette, right?? You know she had to be doing a lil some-somethin' :cool:

Here's mine:

Maggie Smurf (boobs hanging out)

Nicole Smurf (hunting down Porn Star Smurfette for looking at Tim)

Ruben Smurf (so sweaty his blue keeps coming off)

Trenyce Smurf (oh damn...someone already said Porn Star Smurfette)

Goat Smurfette (hmmm...wonder what her name could be....)

LeslieAGD 05-22-2003 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AXO Alum
There was only ONE Smurfette, right?? You know she had to be doing a lil some-somethin' :cool:
Hey, did you ever see an unhappy smurf?!? Smurfette has skillz! ;)

bcdphie 05-22-2003 09:15 PM

fetish smurf

Timmy Ho's Smurf

dead-beat dad smurf

AlphaFrog 05-22-2003 09:21 PM

DZO Smurfette

Androgeny Smurf

PotHead Smurf

Hooker Smurfette (compleate with stiletto heels)

LeslieAGD 05-22-2003 09:21 PM

Homeless Smurf with a witty sign

Alcoholic Welfare Smurf

Real World Cast Member Smurf

Easter Bunny Smurf

Pedophile Priest Smurf

jonsagara 05-22-2003 09:25 PM

Anna Nicole Smurf

Peaches-n-Cream 05-22-2003 09:31 PM

Elvis Smurf

South Park Smurf

Conjoined Twins Smurfs

Master of His Domain Smurf

High Class Call Girl Smurf

Street Walking Ho Smurf

Eminem Smurf

Super Star Smurf

Sexiest Smurf Alive (think a blue Ben Affleck or Brad Pitt)

Small Penis Smurf

Hung Like a Horse Smurf

Comedian Smurf

Dionysus 05-22-2003 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Cream
CRACK HEAD SMURF :p
You took mine cream. :mad:;)



Camel Toe Smurf

Politically Correct Smurf

Saved Sanctified and Filled with the Holy Ghost Smurf

Angry Black Smurf

Peaches-n-Cream 05-22-2003 09:38 PM

Pot Head Smurf

SH80 Smurf ;)

Televangelist Smurf

sherbertlemons 05-22-2003 09:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CC1GC
Osama Bin Smurf
*lmao*

Disco Smurf

Superhero Smurf

Stone Age Smurf

Teenybopper Smurf

Jedi Smurf

Depressed Poet Smurf

Starving Artist Smurf

AlphaGamDiva 05-23-2003 01:41 AM

diva smurfette......which i was for our halloween party 2 yrs ago.....:D my date was diva papa smurf....funny isht

click here to see!

CrimsonTide4 05-23-2003 01:44 AM

Lip Syncing Smurf

Milli Vanilli Smurf

Crack is Wack Smurf

FUPA Smurf :p

Happy Birthday Smurf

moe.ron 05-23-2003 05:13 AM

Nudist Smurf
Voyeur Smurf
Angry Drunk Smurf
Mr. T Smurf

this is hard

Alf Loving Penis Missing Smurf

aephi alum 05-23-2003 07:44 AM

Dot-Commer Smurf

soon to be followed by: Unemployed Former Dot-Commer Smurf

:p

mu_agd 05-23-2003 07:48 AM

Dot-commer smurf's good friend:

Venture (or vulture) Capitalist smurf

moe.ron 05-23-2003 08:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by mu_agd
Dot-commer smurf's good friend:

Venture (or vulture) Capitalist smurf

Dot-commer & Venture Capitalist savior:

Bankruptcy Lawyer Smurf

LeslieAGD 05-23-2003 08:45 AM

Amputee Smurf

Jahova's Witness Smurf

Klu Klux Klan Smurf

Feminist Smurfette

White_Chocolate 05-23-2003 09:15 AM

Section 8 Smurf
MaMa Smurf
Bubba Smurf
Ho Smurf
High Smurf
Bipolar Smurf
Jailhouse Smurf

FeeFee 05-23-2003 11:11 AM

Y'all created some funny Smurfs here....
 
Schizophrenic Smurf
Dyslexic Smurf
Smelly Smurf
Dr. Phil Smurf (you tell him your problems, he tells you to get up off ya azz and do something about it)
ADHD Smurf
Pathological Liar Smurf
Bobby and Whitney Smurfs (Crack is Wack!!!!)
Juvenile Delinquent Smurf

AlphaFrog 05-23-2003 12:36 PM

Gamma Chi Smurf


Sorry....someone HAD to say it!

AGDPrincess70 05-23-2003 12:38 PM

emo smurf

transvestite smurf

bcdphie 05-23-2003 12:55 PM

Trekkie Smurf

Don Cherry Smurf


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