Point System for Men
 

POINT SYSTEM FOR MEN

The Point System: For thousands of years, men have tried to understand the rules when dealing with women. Finally, this merit/demerit guide will help you to understand just how it works.

Remember, in the world of romance, one single rule applies: Make the woman happy. Do something she likes, and you get points. Do something she dislikes and points are subtracted. You don't get any points for doing something she expects. Sorry, that's the way the game is played.

Here is a guide to the points system:

SIMPLE DUTIES
You make the bed.....+1
You make the bed, but forget to add the decorative Pillows.....0
You throw the bedspread over rumpled sheets.....-1
You leave the toilet seat up.....-5
You replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty.....0
When the toilet paper roll is barren, you resort to Kleenex.....-1 When the Kleenex runs out you use the next bathroom.. -2

You go out to buy her extra-light panty liners with wings...+5
In the snow .....+8
But return with beer.....-5
And no liners.....-25

You check out a suspicious noise at night.....0
You check out a suspicious noise and it is nothing.....0
You check out a suspicious noise and it is something...+5
You pummel it with a six iron.....+10
It's her cat.....-40

AT THE PARTY Y
ou stay by her side the entire party.....0
You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a College drinking buddy.....-2
Named Tiffany.....-4
Tiffany is a dancer.....-10
With breast implants.....-18

HER BIRTHDAY
You remember her birthday.....0
You buy a card and flowers.....0
You take her out to dinner.....0
You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar.....+1
Okay, it is a sports bar.....-2
And it's all-you-can-eat night.....-3
It's a sports bar, its all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colors of your favorite team ...-10

A NIGHT OUT WITH THE BOYS
Go with a pal.....0
The pal is happily married.....+1
The pal is single.....-7
He drives a Ferrari.....-10
With a personalized license plate (GR8NBED).....-15

A NIGHT OUT WITH HER
You take her to a movie.....+2
You take her to a movie she likes.....+4
You take her to a movie you hate.....+6
You take her to a movie you like.....-2
It's called Death Cop III.....-3
Which features Cyborgs that eat humans.....-9
You lied and said it was a foreign film about orphans...-8

YOUR PHYSIQUE
You develop a noticeable pot belly.....-15
You develop a noticeable pot belly & exercise to get rid of it.....+10
You develop a noticeable pot belly and resort to loose jeans and baggy Hawaiian shirts.....-30
You say, "It doesn't matter, you have one too.".....-800 :mad:

THE BIG QUESTION
She asks, "Does this dress make me look fat?" You hesitate in responding.....-10
You reply, "Where?".....-35
You reply, "No, I think it's just your ass".....-100
Any other response.....-20

COMMUNICATION
When she wants to talk about a problem: You listen, displaying a concerned _expression.....0
You listen, for over 30 minutes.....+5
You relate to her problem and share a similar experience.....+50
Your mind wanders to sports and you suddenly hear her saying "well, what do you think I should do?".....-100
You have fallen asleep.....-200

ITS THAT TIME OF THE MONTH
You talk.....-100
You don't talk.....-150
You spend time with her......-200
You don't spend time with her.....-500
You seem to be enjoying yourself.....-1000

GAME OVER - YOU LOSE!!!

that doesn't seem so tough

LOL! omg that is priceless.....i so run on the "point system" with guys, so i fully appreciate that whole listing thing.

here are a few of mine:

THE PHONE
you call....0
you call when you say you will...+1
you call just because (unexpectedly)...+2
you don't call....-5

PLANNING
you initiate the date/going out festivities....+2
you cancel the date/going out festivities....-3
you make no plans, just do what you're told.....0, and possibly a -1

YOU F*CKED UP
you apologize.....0
you apologize and mean it....+1
you apologize to shut me up....-6
you apologize without knowing why....-10
you apologize without groveling and begging forgiveness and without making it up any way possible.....-50, and stfu

GIFT GIVING *for special occasions, only
you give me something you know i will like.....+5
you give me something that you already had (without sentimental value)....-5
you don't give me anything.....-10
you give me something that i would never have dreamed i would like and turn out to love.......+50, and do me ;)

OTHER GIRLS
you say, "what other girls?!"....+10
you say, "what.....other...gir....were you talking?"....-55

OTHER GUYS *the jealousy factor here.....let's not even go THERE :p
you say, "i trust you".....+15
you say, "i trust you" then call 18 times in one night just to "say hi" (yeah right)....-20
you resort to petty jealousy tactics involving you and other girls.....omg, like, -a billion
you say, "i trust you, but i don't have to like it"....0 (yay for bein honest and not out of control)

yay for the points system! and it's kinda funny, too....you tell a guy "you're losing points"....and for some reason, they understand this is bad....and, if even for a moment, they tend to shape up. LOL

now yours seems tough.

yo, jussayin'......i think it's all common courtesy type stuff.....like, your average gentleman should be able to pull most of it off....right?????

;)

BOO HOO TO YOU!

I do this Daily. Why, I am happily Divorced for 17+ Years!

This smaks of Female Domination!

I for one will Not Put Up with it! SEE!

Never should have given the Female Specie the right to vote!:rolleyes:

The point system on women is top secret, us men have to keep you guessing on how your being judged.;)

whatever, tke...we know how we're being judged:

t*ts
ass

end of story..... :p

T & A might be good in the begining and the only thing if the guy just wants to hook up but if a guy wants a relationship, there are more things that must remain quiet so men can still benifit from our judgement secrets.

yeah i guess the average could get most

oh my bad, tke....forgot about....uh, h**d...lol

lucky for me i know the secrets.....too bad ain't found a guy yet worthy of bestowin these fine jewels of lovin knowledge on....

some of the basics, so you know that i know....

let man watch his game, dayum. it's not that hard.
get man his beer while watchin the game, dayum. again, not that big of a deal.
wear school girl uniform while bringin man beer while watchin the game, dayum......

lol....boys....:rolleyes:

Yes i agree let's take away female suffrage

like we have a points system if the girls even talks to us thats points, if she actually seems interested more points. ours is so simple.

Who blabbed? That treason could lead to casteration!!

lmao ;) :p

Well its not me for thats never even happened for me.

yeah, see....y'all try to act all bad-ass like it's SO HARD to impress guys. pffft. whatever......y'all just have enough blood to run one head at a time, so ya know. ;)

beer+school girl uniform to a guy is like rhett butler+long staircase to a girl.....and ain't that some isht?

BWAHAHA!

Um, you spelled castration wrong...


Basics I live by:

1) Wear the bunny outfit
2) Maxims are actually fine literature and are expected to be at his throne (bathroom)
3) DO NOT use the dude's rasor, whatever you do!!
4) If he leaves the seat up, eh....it's ok. Just ask for help when ya fall in
5) Do what ya want to him, whenever you want...casue dude, he is up for whatever..heheheh
6) Call him "daddy" LMAO
7) It's okay, it happens to all guys..LMAO


PSA...this was just a joke

Melty Cheese all up in this SHIIIIII!

A girl secret is to ask questions guys can't win. Like am I fat? Does that girl look pretty?

No matter what a guys says the girl is either are hurt or don't believe them.

The trick is just to brush it off or say I don't know. Or say I like you the way you are and I have eyes only for u why look. If your lucky it may be true what he says!!

Thank god my gf doesn't play games like that. :D

Feel sorry for that guy but I hope no guy is dumb enough to buy that excuse.

But if they are supposedly quick it is probably just because he wanted to get his without having to work or he is grossed out.

A good reason a guy gives to a girl to make her feel better and happy is "hey baby you got me so hot I just couldn't control myself"

Girls would probably buy it because they are suckers for sweet romatic stuff. ;)


oh and i am playing too, the cool kids just have to make things intresting

We don't ask questions like that trap ya'll...it's cause we don't know how you guys feel. If you guys were handing out compliments left and right...WE WOULDN'T HAVE TO ASK!!! Hmmm....think about that, eh?

Blah u can tell a girl they are hot 100 times and they say u just say that because ur my bf. Quit tring to salvage your secret. lol ;) :p

This my friends is an example of the knuckle dragging mentality that I want to puke at.

Public Service Announcement:

The Grand Marshall says that melty cheese is bad for your health!

lame, tke, laaaaaame. most of the time, when a chick asks those type questions (yes, they are stupid and i would like to go on the record for sayin i have never once asked my b/f if i looked "fat" in anything....), she is merely craving you to tell her she is beautiful. if you would compliment more often, she wouldn't be in need of reassurance that you think she is pretty. difficult? didn't think so.......so, compliment often, hear lame questions rarely. and if you say "i like the way you are and i only have eyes for you", chances are she will shut up. if she doesn't, she has real issues and you should re-evaluate the situation. :)

aaah.....next?
and i'm sure nina don't play games like that b/c you are a good b/f and she doesn't feel the need to! :D

You are so funnay!!!:D

Um, sorry I KNOW I am hot(jk) . Although it would be nice to hear it from ole boy.....:( :p ;) :D

Secret? What secrets? I know of none. Maybe that is why I am having such problems??? Maybe??

I hope so! I certainly tell her she is pretty a bit, but not to the point where it gets annoying. Must be doing something right since its been 3 1/2 so far.;)

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Originally posted by KDatUTC
This my friends is an example of the knuckle dragging mentality that I agree with.


Oh, so you put words in my mouth eh??? EH??? Well POO on YOU!

BLAH

yo! the grand marshal says, "melty cheese is like a democratic candidate....it may look good, and it may even taste good (lol), but chances are, it's no good" LOL bwahahahaha!

OHHHH FUUUUUUUUUDGE! LMFAO LMAO LOL CTFU BWAWHAHAHA

Girl, I feels you on that ish! eh, but you know if you add some oriental spices and wonderface on that cheese....it's good as new and tastes better than any old melty cheese.
:eek: :D

Pat Robertson for Pres!! Right Mon? Maybe you would prefer Hillary. ;)

WTF??? This aint no Political thread...its about how men should worship the ground that us goddesses bestowe upon...now get on the floor and kiss her feet!! I said NOW!!

*wakes Ivory up from her dream* You know it should be the other way around. ;)

Well, shiiii.......its already happening in my consious life. Um, yeah....:(


Maybe one day I can know WTF I am talking about....eh, who knows, who knows

omg...the political can o' worms has now been opened........pooie! SQUISH HILLARY! SHE IS ICKY!!!!

yes, and this is about the point systen for men.....CT4 won't appreciate any of this crazy talk.....now.....back to it....

men....worship us. adore us. if you're gonna be a playa in this game, play by the rules. OUR rules.


that is all. ;)

TWIN TWIN TWIN!!!!

Most girl rules guys can handle because we do it anyways.;) The rest we let you think we follow and make you think you control us.:p

OH NO HE DID NOT!!!!!!!!!


grrrrrrowl!

it is SO WAR now, tke....you have NO CLUE what you just did!!!!!

one moment...must collect thoughts!!!!

Hmm didn't know about the twin rule. interesting. lol:D

HmmmPH!!! You don't know cause you AINT involved....so HAHAHAHAH to yooooooou!

LOL