Missing PEnis Thread?
 

Anyone see my Penis?

It seems to be missing. I posted it on here earlier. I came back to check on it, but it seems to have been deleted.

I apologize if its like right in front of me, but for the life of me it seems missing in action which is disturbing.

I didn't think it would offend anyone given the tenor of this forum . . . in the face of the "Add Anal" to cars thread, "How to spice up the taste of a man's semen", as well as the wierd sexual habits admitted.

Anyone see it anywhere?

That was you and your hog that i saw yesterday morning..?
*grody*

he said penis. hahaha

James, I thought you were above such silly postings! Maybe it was a temporary lapse of judgement.... ;)

Don't understand why you would want it threaded.

Threaded, breaded, and baked to a crisp.


ps... this is the most exciting thing I've seen on the boards since Arya's question thread.... and before that I don't know. Let's stop bein so PC... this is funny shit.

I think I saw the thread as it was getting deleted. I clicked on the link for the thread and it gave me some weird message about how the thread didn't exist. I thought it was a wierd GC X Files or something. So what was the original thread about? I am down to talk about some penis.

Two penis threads in two days. Sadly both were deleted. :(

Uhhh uhhh not that first one of that guy with the worm d**k. :eek:

It linked to porn that put spyware on your comp, of course it wouldn't stay up long.;)

What's spyware? And how do I get rid of it? :confused:

It let companies and people know what u look at so they know what advertisments and such to aim at u. Download ad-aware, it is good about taking spy ware crap off.

I have a Mac iBook. Do you have this ad-aware for macs? Where can I get this?

Sorry to hijack your penis thread, James. ;)

why did james' thread get deleted though? it didnt link to porn. :confused:

Didn't even realize he had his own thread.

yeah. it was a little off color, but it was about penis sizes:rolleyes: pretty harmless though

Try www.lavasoft.de -- they're the company that makes Ad-aware. Unfortunately, it's not available for Macs. There are others out there that have Mac-compatible software, I don't recall which ones, though.

Okay, back on topic. James wanted to know what is ideal penis size.

Is THIS thread about a penis thread that is missing or is it about a missing penis? Either way, I didn't take it

You know that you took that missing penis. :p Just kidding, obviously. ;)

Well, you know, Cream, I can't pass up a dare! :D

Okay! I admit it!! I have James' penis!!!

And you're not getting it back either...:eek: :p :o :eek:

James,

What have you done?

you guys this is serious stuff... james' penis is missing and he is asking us to find it. ;) :D

James, for goodness sakes! Will you keep better tabs on that thing???

Detatchable Penis, by King Missile

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
And my penis was missing again.
This happens all the time.
It's detachable.

[background singing begins: "detachable penis" over and over]

This comes in handy a lot of the time.
I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
and the next morning I can't for the life of me
remember what I did with it.
First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
So I called up the place where the party was,
they hadn't seen it either.
I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
But not this time.
So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
I called a few people who were at the party,
but they were no help either.
I was starting to get desperate.
I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
It makes me feel like less of a man,
and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
After a few hours of searching the house,
and calling everyone I could think of,
I was starting to get very depressed,
so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
I saw my penis lying on a blanket
next to a broken toaster oven.
Some guy was selling it.
I had to buy it off him.
He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
I took it home, washed it off,
and put it back on. I was happy again. Complete.
People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
but I don't know.
Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
I like having a detachable penis.

[background voices continue to sing "detachable penis" for
a while, then out]

thread rated 2 out of 10. Detachable penis is not a good thing, makes you wonder.....

wow I think I am sheltered! :eek:

James, we gotta call a missing persons report on your friend, buddy!

Attention all GCers....

I was about to post this Amycat... this song is halarious.

No No No, we had an entire discussion on penis size before in chit chat and the upshot was that you girls decided that GIRTH was more important than length. As long as some minimum length was meant.

I posted asking where the hell people start "officially" measuring the penis from (on the body) because according to scientists the national average is 5 inches with 4.5-5.5 inches enclosing 75 percent of the population, but everyone and their uncle claims to be 8 plus.

The thread was motivated by a GC'er who told me that anything under 7 inches was too small to date lol.

Lets leave aside those that claim to have monsters at like 12 plus. Which is not a penis, that shits a club!:eek:

It would be like facing a girl that could engulf a gallon milk carton.

OH my gosh... Detachable Penis used to be my favorite song back in, like, middle school. I guess I was a bit of an odd child...

Anyway, James, I am mourning the loss of your penis. It was definitely one-of-a-kind... no others will ever measure up.

Sorry. I was just corrected. The lady in question never said that she would not DATE someone under 7 inches . . .


She said would never MARRY someone under 7 inches. Sorry for the misunderstanding lol. . . .

I guess that IS an important difference :D

Although doesn't that rule out 90+ percent of the men out there lol?

:eek: :D

I have been posting on GC for a while now, but have never really looked at the chit chat threads until recently....boy I have been missing alot!!! I'm defintely going to check these out more often. I don't want to be missing out on all the detachable penis fun;)

Jeez, James - can't you keep track of anything???

:p

I agree, girth is more important than length, just as long as we are talking atleast 5 inches or so. ;) Silly James, only you could misplace your penis :p

James, why bring this topic back to light? Were you informed by some gal that you were victim of the little peepee syndrome?


Who cares....move on.....exit stage at left...

::shudders at the mental image:: ewwwwwwwwwwww:cool: :eek: :D :p

OkAy ThAtS EnOuGh.

JAMES WE have YOUR peNIS. If YoU WanT IT Back, YOu wiLL FoLlOw OUR INstruCTIOns CAREfully.

NO POLICE.

MoRE INFo TO COmE LATer.

yeah, and maybe aim the thread to something more constructive...such as, costs of penis extenstions, or widdenings for your gal.
And Remember to give either the before or after for dimensions - less confusion.

You best recongnized we have your Penis. NO COPS!!!!
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