Ask Arya Any Question, And He Shall Answer
 

Ask away.

Oh wise one, how can I make all the stuff I moved out of the sorority house fit into my room at home, which was already pretty full anyway?

The space that you seek can come from only the heart that you own. So, in a word, garage.

What is John Hammell's GLO affilation?

Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?

John Hammell is a proud member of Gamma Chi.

Yes, where else does Eve have her bellybutton ring?

What is the meaning of life?

Actually, this question is best meant for DeltAlum - given his tagline...

LOL thanks cleared that up for me! your hillarious!!! ;)

oh wise arya, i am working on toning my body. my biggest motivation is finding out how other people tighten their bodies. who would be the better choice for inspiration? shakira, j lo, gwen stefani, britney spears, or christina aguilera?

but arya, if adam and even were the first humans and belly buttons come from the umbelical cords, how do you really know??

That is the question that has been asked by many to me. Philosopher all the way from hooka lakah (the dude in a cave) once said that life is but a ride that we all should enjoy. However, he was quickly eaten by a sabretooth tiger an hour later. So the question remain, why are we here, and what is the meaning of life. Philosophers have all agree on one thing, the meaning of life is to eat, drink, have sex, and be merry.

Gamma Chi is not real. Least me ask again.

Which nationally recognized fraternity does John Hammell belong too?

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hi arya! good thread dude :cool:

Hmm, that is indeed a question for the ages. I would definately go for a mixture of J-Lo (baby got back) and Shakira (baby can shake that back)

that covers the butt. how about the abs??

WHAT, YOU DARE TO QUESTION ARYA'S ANSWER!!! Blesphemy. I shall fart in your general direction.

As for the abs, Gwen STafni have a very nice abs.

lol. forgive me master. *bows at arya's feet*

I forgive you my child.

that answer is only given to those worthies far along road to enlightenment. Your current question shows your level of progress as those who deserve to know the answer, know the answer.

is it a secret?

in other words you have no idea. lol

Why do you support the New York Rangers?

Arya gay?

Figured, I would play "Are-ya".

Why ask why? Try bud dry.

First of all, my deciphele (sp?), it's pronounced A-Ri-Ya. Now, to your question, a better question will be, why am I concerned if Arya is gay or not? To answer your question about me, no i'm not. So if any ladies would like to prove my statement, PM me. :D

speaking of Gwen
 

Why is Gavin Rossdale with that Orange County bimbo, and not me? :p

I must meditate to find the answer to that question.

How come people will stuff their face with massive amounts of food but will wash it down with DIET coke? As if the DIET coke will wash away the 12,000 calorie mud pie that they just ate?

It is because they can not count properly. For the record, Diet Coke is known as Light Coke in the rest of the world. Is it maybe because the rest of the world know that Diet Coke is not a dieting strategy?

because diet coke has zero calories, if you're gonna eath the 12,000 calorie mud pie, you might as well try and save some calories in there somehow :)

now arya -

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood :)

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop?

Is it true that blondes really do have more fun?

10

It depend on the time of the month where the moon reflect with the gravitational pull of the earth. HEre we see the sun eclipsing the moon while the radiation from space are most likely to be at it's most intense.

No.

Oh great one...

To quote a very old joke..."What's the difference between an orange?"

"What do you do if you wake up the morning of your prom and you have a zit the size of Yankee Stadium?" ~ Ann (Today Show)

Greeting and salutation my apprentice. The answer to the wisdom that you seek is:

"The horse because it doesn't have handle bars"