The Dirty Mind Quiz
 

http://www.queendom.com/tests/minite...irty_mind.html

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My Thoughts are only 35% dirty.

Although your mind often meanders in the direction of sex, it's not your main preoccupation. You may have particular days when you're feeling more hormonal than others, or perhaps there are certain people or situations that turn your crank and conjure up dirty thoughts. At other times, getting it on is the last thing on your mind. This is probably a healthy approach - fantasizing is healthy for any sex life, but if you go overboard the rest of your life will suffer. How would you get any work done if you were running a constant porno in your head?

50% dirty

Although your mind often meanders in the direction of sex, it's not your main preoccupation. You may have particular days when
you're feeling more hormonal than others, or perhaps there are certain people or situations that turn your crank and conjure up
dirty thoughts. At other times, getting it on is the last thing on your mind. This is probably a healthy approach - fantasizing is
healthy for any sex life, but if you go overboard the rest of your life will suffer. How would you get any work done if you were
running a constant porno in your head?

Your score = 35

What does your score mean?

Although your mind often meanders in the direction of sex, it's not your main preoccupation. You may have particular days when you're feeling more hormonal than others, or perhaps there are certain people or situations that turn your crank and conjure up dirty thoughts. At other times, getting it on is the last thing on your mind. This is probably a healthy approach - fantasizing is healthy for any sex life, but if you go overboard the rest of your life will suffer. How would you get any work done if you were running a constant porno in your head?

ummm... yeah... my minds is 65% dirty... and unfortunately I have to agree with that... It's probably pretty accurate... :)

30%

40% :)

60% :confused:

Did you expect lower or higher?

Lower. lol

:) I wasn't sure. lol :)

Damn, I'm DIRRRTYYY. I swear, I'm still a good lil girl:p

Your score = 90

What does your score mean?
This probably isn't much of a shocker, but you've got a one-track mind! Either your hormones have taken over your brain or you're feeling deprived in some way, because s-e-x is the first thing that pops into your mind on almost any occasion. This may or may not be a problem, depending on the point to which your fantasizing takes over your mental processes - thinking about getting it on is a vital part of any healthy sex drive, but it can bring trouble when it's too extreme. As long as you are still able to shut off that part of your brain when need be (while working, for example), there's no cause for concern.

65%

75.

But then, hey, I'm a guy. :rolleyes:

Okay, you all are going to laugh or not believe me.
 

Your score = 0



What does your score mean?
Your mind appears to be brimming over with clean, pure thoughts…or at least they're not about sex! This doesn't mean you're not wild and crazy in the bedroom - just that it's not the first thing that pops into your head on every given occasion. You may very well love sex as much as anybody else, and even think of it when the time and place are right, but it's not your major preoccupation. Whatever your situation, just remember that there is nothing wrong with thinking about bedroom gymnastics from time to time - in fact, it may put some extra zing into your sex life if you let yourself fantasize more often!

Re: Okay, you all are going to laugh or not believe me.
 

lol if you have a bf he probably wouldn't like that score.

60%!
Although your mind often meanders in the direction of sex, it's not your main preoccupation. You may have particular days when you're feeling more hormonal than others, or perhaps there are certain people or situations that turn your crank and conjure up dirty thoughts. At other times, getting it on is the last thing on your mind. This is probably a healthy approach - fantasizing is healthy for any sex life, but if you go overboard the rest of your life will suffer. How would you get any work done if you were running a constant porno in your head?

Re: Re: Okay, you all are going to laugh or not believe me.
 

LOL, Haven't had complaints. :D It's not the first thing on my mind, but there are times, of course, it's on my mind. Those questions were just silly. "When shopping for a mattress, do you immediately think of how good the sex would be?" Silly questions, I swear. Apparently, not for all of you. Hahaha. :D

That question abaout fantisizeing about your cousin was a little to weird.

Uh, yeah.

You're at a friend's pool party and see their incredibly gorgeous 17-year old nephew (or niece) sunbathing. Do you fantasize about them?

17-year-old?! :rolleyes:

did only the 17 year old part get you or was it the cousin part too? lol :p ;)

The 17 year old part. It would be my friend's nephew, so why should it matter?? :p If it said "23 year old" -- check mark, please!! :D

This comes as no surprise to me-- my score = 80 !!!

-wendi

mine are only 20% dirty :D

Results of "The Test"
How dirty are your thoughts?

Your score = 65






What does your score mean?
Although your mind often meanders in the direction of sex, it's not your main preoccupation. You may have particular days when you're feeling more hormonal than others, or perhaps there are certain people or situations that turn your crank and conjure up dirty thoughts. At other times, getting it on is the last thing on your mind. This is probably a healthy approach - fantasizing is healthy for any sex life, but if you go overboard the rest of your life will suffer. How would you get any work done if you were running a constant porno in your head?

30%

35%

40%

dang, i'm 35% too

Okay my thoughts are only 60% dirty!

**sidebar** What the hell is up with the part that selects age? Did you realize that it goes all the way down to the age of 6? WTF???

my score: 0

Your mind appears to be brimming over with clean, pure thoughts…or at least they're not about sex! This doesn't mean you're not wild and crazy in the bedroom - just that it's not the first thing that pops into your head on every given occasion. You may very well love sex as much as anybody else, and even think of it when the time and place are right, but it's not your major preoccupation. Whatever your situation, just remember that there is nothing wrong with thinking about bedroom gymnastics from time to time - in fact, it may put some extra zing into your sex life if you let yourself fantasize more often!

80...

Didn't consider myself so high. Maybe I'm just normal.

45% - medium

Although your mind often meanders in the direction of sex, it's not your main preoccupation. You may have particular days when you're feeling more hormonal than others, or perhaps there are certain people or situations that turn your crank and conjure up dirty thoughts. At other times, getting it on is the last thing on your mind. This is probably a healthy approach - fantasizing is healthy for any sex life, but if you go overboard the rest of your life will suffer. How would you get any work done if you were running a constant porno in your head?

like my twin ivory, i scored a shocking 90%:

This probably isn't much of a shocker, but you've got a one-track mind! Either your hormones have taken over your brain or you're feeling deprived in some way, because s-e-x is the first thing that pops into your mind on almost any occasion. This may or may not be a problem, depending on the point to which your fantasizing takes over your mental processes - thinking about getting it on is a vital part of any healthy sex drive, but it can bring trouble when it's too extreme. As long as you are still able to shut off that part of your brain when need be (while working, for example), there's no cause for concern.

:D

Your score = 50

What does your score mean?
Although your mind often meanders in the direction of sex, it's not your main preoccupation. You may have particular days when you're feeling more hormonal than others, or perhaps there are certain people or situations that turn your crank and conjure up dirty thoughts. At other times, getting it on is the last thing on your mind. This is probably a healthy approach - fantasizing is healthy for any sex life, but if you go overboard the rest of your life will suffer. How would you get any work done if you were running a constant porno in your head?

Your score= 75

Although your mind often meanders in the direction of sex, it's not your main preoccupation. You may have particular days when you're feeling more hormonal than others, or perhaps there are certain people or situations that turn your crank and conjure up dirty thoughts. At other times, getting it on is the last thing on your mind. This is probably a healthy approach - fantasizing is healthy for any sex life, but if you go overboard the rest of your life will suffer. How would you get any work done if you were running a constant porno in your head?

Results of "The Test"
How dirty are your thoughts?

Your score = 25

What does your score mean?
Your mind appears to be brimming over with clean, pure thoughts…or at least they're not about sex! This doesn't mean you're not wild and crazy in the bedroom - just that it's not the first thing that pops into your head on every given occasion. You may very well love sex as much as anybody else, and even think of it when the time and place are right, but it's not your major preoccupation. Whatever your situation, just remember that there is nothing wrong with thinking about bedroom gymnastics from time to time - in fact, it may put some extra zing into your sex life if you let yourself fantasize more often!

My score = 20

20%

20% here too