GC Soap Opera
 

I started this in Chit Chat but figured it would be fun over here too. Let's make a storyline with GCers as the characters...no drama though! Someone creative start! :D

Gyrl7 paced the floor as she had done for the past three hours since she heard the news. Her anger was causing her to talk in Hebrew. She walked over to the phone and dialed her friend's number, "FeeFee, I need your help. Do you have some lighter fluid at your house?. . . .

FeeFee replied "No, and why do you need lighter fluid?" Gyrl7 began to tell the story of how Dedicated1 stole 1savvydiva's man (Luda) while wearing those pretty mint green shoes she stole from from Steeltrap. :eek: Being that Ideal08 is Steeltrap's soror, Ideal08 took it upon herself to Pimp slap Dedicated1. Now Dedicated one was really pissed off. She decided to enlist the help of Cuteazzplayette and playyboy to piss off her enemies.

Now enters CrimsonTide4 who spoke to her friend Ideal08. :mad:

FeeFee said "daaaaaayum that's crazy! So where does the lighter fluid come in?" Gyrl7 said "well I wasn't done yet! See me and Dedicated1 were at a Boney James concert when we saw Steeltrap. Dedicated was like 'yo, those mint kicks are hot! They are so mine!' Well she waited until Steeltrap's feet had gotten weary and she took her shoes off and SNATCH. Well, later that night we went to the club, and saw Ludacris. He fell in love with the mint kicks and kicked it to Dedicated1. While they were dancing, here comes Ideal08 and she was like "HEY. Those shoes are one of a kind designer Manolo's. Steeltrap told me earlier that she 'lost' hers. Heffa, you stole them!" SLAP. Dedicated1 said "Ideal slapped meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" and ran off into the night yelling about about calling her peeps cuteazzplayette and playyboy and lighting some isht up!"

CT4, who had already heard the story from Ideal and was eavesdropping, came around the corner. "Light some isht up, huh? Gyrl7, you and your girl Dedicated1 think y'all are gonna roll out the big dogs cuteazzplayette and playyboy? Well I just foud out something that might change your mind..."

“What do you have that will change my mind. This heffa just slapped me and embarrassed me in front of Luda. She gonna pay for that?"

"Gyrl7, trust me, what I have is going to make you change your mind about Ideal... at least for now. Guess who I say hanging out at West Charlotte High School?"

"C please, I do not give a damn about no bap azz West Charlotte High School?"

"Alright, don't give a damn. Just don't be whining and crying about OneOneTwo getting his job back as assistant principal."

"What... who..."

"You heard me... your ex-boyfriend is back from the dead. And if I were, I would find a place to hide before he comes and look for you."

"Hold up... OneOneTwo is dead. I seen him die with my own eyes. Don't nobody survive a fall from a three story building."

"Uh-girl... they do if they are related to Stephano."

Meanwhile...
 

OneOneTwo and his twin TwoOneThree are in his office.

"So you have been watching Gyrl7 for me." OneOneTwo asked his darker skin and taller brother.

"Yeah, I've been watching her and watching her if you know what I mean."

"Very funny."

"But for real, Gyrl7 still thinks you fell from that three story building she pushed you off from."

"Good, let her keep thinking that. I got work I need to do. I need to catch up with my homeboy Sphinxpoet and see if he's finished that book he was supposed to be writing for me. And then, I need to catch up with Redefined Diva... I got some unfinshed business that I got to settle with her."

OneOneTwo and TwoOneThree are walking out of their office and to their respective cars. OneOneTwo frowns when he sees the fraternity plates on his brother's car.

"The plates match my car." TwoOneThree says as the Red and Silver plates of Kappa Alpha Psi happen to shine as the sun hits the angle of the car in the right light. "Ah, come on now, you are not mad that you missed the chance to come to my frats social and hook up with NoworNever are you?"

"No, I would have liked to see my mother, I know she would have been there."

"Don't worry about our mother… she will be alright.”

OneOneTwo shakes his head as he and TwoOneThree get in their cars and roll out. Unbeknownst to them, there is a woman who had been hiding between the cars and listening to their conversation.

“Oh shoot, that lil devil is back in the flesh.” AKA2D’91 said as she was standing up and shaking her clothes out. “That was close. I am glad they didn’t see me or else all hell would have broken lose. No matter now… I got a few phone calls of my own to make.”

AKA2D’91 took out her cell phone and started dialing 922-1913…

“Thank you for calling LadyGreek, I am not available right now.. probably because I am on Greekchat checking out the latest gossip or schooling the new ones. If you are that important to me, leave a message, because I have your number and I will get back with you. Be blessed.

“Lady girl I got some news for you… let me come over your house around 19:13. And please be there.”

AKA2D’91 hangs up the phone and walks to her green 95 Saturn…

:mad: :mad: :mad: (Hebrew-but not fo'real)

MeHoftaScmockaPataki.......

Since Fee-Fee don't wanna hook a Gyrl up with some lighter fluid, I will just make an on-line purchase. Hmmph!

www.BURNTHISMUTHAOUT.com/i'll_fixparamount.html

Riiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnggggggggg.....

This is the AT&T OPERATOR with a collect call from caller: YEAH, it's me Two One Three, YOU BETTA ACCEPT THESE DANG'ON CHARGES.............Cuz we needs to talk..........

Gyrl7 looks at her phone and stares at it. She can hear TwoOneThree saying in a distance.

"That's alright operator, I will not accept the charges. Thank you and have a nice day."

Gyrl7 hung up her phone and continues her conversation with CT4...

"Sorry you had to see that, I get a little carried away at times."

"Yeah... I can see why you and OneOneTwo were together in the first place."

"Don't remind me."

Meanwhile...
 

LadyGreek and Redefined Diva were having a conversation in her classroom.

"But Professor LadyGreek, I still think that you need to take into consideration that I had all ten of the sources you asked for and I turned in the homework three days before it was due. When I met with you, you said this paper was fine..."

"But I also said that in order for you to get a A, you had to show the relationship between explicit lyrics and the impact on children's behavior. All you have written was a report on C. Delores Tucker's battle against Snoop Doggy whatever and DreRow."

"Death Row Professor, Death Row."

"What about 50cent, and Onyx or N. W. A. I am surprised that you did not have N. W. A. listed in your report, especially since they started the 'gangsta rap' crap. And where is the research that supports that children who listen to Tha Dogg Pound, Snoopy Doop Doop and D. J. Quick are ten times as more likely to drop out of high school. I hate to admit it but my sons listened to that music all the time and grant you I didn't like it, but they both graduated High School with good G. P. A.'s and went on to go to Howard."

"OneOneTwo didn't finish."

"You are missing my point my dear, in order to write a good research paper, your thesis must be supported by facts. Anything other than that waste trees."

"Thank you Professor LadyGreek."

"You are welcome darling."

Redefined Diva walks out of Professor LadyGreek's office and she heads back to her dorm. Professor LadyGreek pulls out her cell phone and checks her messages.

Machine: You have three new messages and six old messages. To listen to the messages, press one now.

Professor LadyGreek presses one and listens to the first message.

LadyGreek, how are you doing. This is The411. I know you haven't heard from me in a while but I have been very busy. I am enjoying this new store in Jamacia. Things are taking of real well for me. I just met a woman named Alice Chaucey... she said her maiden name is Alice DuBois. Anyway, she says that she is your line sister and I wanted to check on that. Oh yeah, the sorors here know how to represent, I will have to send you pictures. Give me a call when you get this message.

LadyGreek thinks to herself, "I do not have a line sister named Alice... let me write this down so I can call her back."

Machine: For the next message click one now.

LadyGreek presses one.

Machine: Message two.
Hi Dr. LadyGreek. This is MeezDescreet checking in as usual. I am going to be in town around 7:00 and I was hoping that I can meet you at the I.Hop by the house. If you could give me a call...

LadyGreek looks at her clock and she notices it is 6:20. "Dang... I am not going to have enough time to go home and change clothes and meet MeezDescreet at the I.Hop. I guess I can go like this... I don't look to bad. Besides, I can call The411 from the restaurant and let her know the real deal."

LadyGreek hangs up her phone and gets her briefcase together and walks out of the classroom. On her way out, she sees Dean Professor and wishes him a good afternoon.

"Lady, Lady wait up... you aren't coming to the Alpha Probate tonight?" Professor asks as he is putting on his jacket.

"I'm sorry Professor, I got to meet MeezDescreet at the I.Hop tonight. You know she is one of my favorite students and I always make it a point to go see her when she is in town. Is someone videotaping it... I'd like to watch it when I come back."

"Hey, no problem... I'm pretty sure one of my bros. will have it on tape. You have a good time with MeezDescreet and you tell her the Professor said hello."

"I will do that."

LadyGreek walks to her car and speedials MeezDescreet to let her know that she is one her way.

AT&T Operator: I am sorry sir but Gyrl7 did not accept the charges. Have a good day.

TwoOneThree yells "is that girl crazy? Man forget her."

TwoOneThree is driving down the interstate and he sees a green Saturn with AKA tags following him. Being the neo that he is, he rolls down his window, flashes a sign and honks the horn to imitate the Kappa call.

TwoOneThree picks up the cell phone and calls FeeFee...

"Hey girl how you doing?"

"How am I doing??" Fee Fee says. "OMG, I just heard the most off the wall story. I think my dawg Gyrl7 is going to lose it. I am buying her some Advil and gin. That usually makes her calm down when she gets upset."

TwoOneThree says, "Dang. Well you sound a little flushed, give me a call back when you have more time."

Fee Fee says, "if I am not in jail somewhere with Gyrl7."

Fee Fee notices a container of lighter fluid as she is taking the gin and Advil to the counter. She picks it up along with a lighter. She calls Gyrl7.

Gyrl7's phone rings, and she picks it up. "Hello?"

"Gyrl7, what up, it's your girl Fee Fee. I picked up some lighter fluid and a lighter for you at Piggly Wiggly. I also got you some antidote. I'ma swing through the crib in about 5 minutes."

"I JUST ORDERED SOME LIGHTER FLUID FROM ONLINE. NOW I GOTTA PAY $56.45 FOR SHIPPING AND HANDLING. OH I AM REALLY PISSED NOW!!!" CLICK

Meanwhile back at G.C. General Hospital, 1savvydiva is nearing the end of her shift. As she checks in her last patient, an asthma attack, she hears the girl's friend telling her that she shouldn't have been in that club tonight.

1savvydiva, "So you're attack started while you were in a nightclub tonight? It's always good to go outside every once in a while to get some fresh air when you are in an atmosphere like that!"

Patient, "Yeah, I know...(as she puts on her oxygen mask), but I just could not bring myself to leave after I had gotten so close to my dream-man, Ludacris!"

1savvydiva, ":eek: (while she pulls the oxygen mask off of her gasping patient), what did you say?"

Patient, "You....know....Luda...Cris,....*gasp* he...was ....there.......but he..."

Friend, "SHE CAN'T BREATHE, PUT HER OXYGEN BACK ON!!!!:mad:"

1savvydiva, " :o, Oh...here (as she puts her mask back on)...so he what...?"

Friend, "Yeah she was so busy trying to push up on him, but he was all up in some girl's face..."

Patient, "Green...*gasp*.... shoes...."

Minutes later...

Nurse Smith, "1savvydiva, I have really got to leave and pick up my boys...can you assess this last triage patient?"

1savvydiva, "Sure...what's the complaint?"

Nurse Smith, "Patient claims she was assualted in a nightclub...claims she was 'pimp slapped' :confused:"

1savvydiva, "Thanks, I will take care of it....Hello Ms......Dedicated1, what seems to be the problem this...oh...what lovely green shoes :eek: :o :mad:"

Dedicated1 shuffles her feet a bit. "Thanks," she says. "I bought them from this trendy little shop in Soho."

1savvydiva thinks "Dayum, they look just like my cousin Steeltrap's favorite shoes. But ST told me those were one of a kind, so that's weird."

Just then Ideal08 and ST charge into the hospital. ST almost slips because the floor just got waxed and her socks are cotton. Ideal08 goes up to the nurses area and says "I need to know if a patient was admitted here. I am not sure, but the tattoo on her neck said Dedicated1, so that might be her name."

The nurse said "Are you a relative of the patient?"

Before Ideal08 can answer, 1savvydiva notices ST. "CUZ!"

Steeltrap says "Oh hey. We are here looking for someone, maybe you can help us."

1savvydiva looks down and sees ST in her Hanes Herway socks and puts two and two together.

The three of them exchange a look and know what must be done.

But before they can run to administer beatage to Dedicated1, the fire alarm sounds and the sprinklers start up...

"What the he..." 1savvydiva yells as the fire alarm goes off.

"Fire" a hospital employee yells.

"Quick follow me... I know a quick way out."

Steeltrap and Ideal08 follow 1savvydiva to the stairs and run down the flight of stairs.

"MY SHOES... Wait until I see that chick!" Steeltrap yells and coughs as she makes her way downstairs.

"We'll catch her when she's on the floor. She got to come out like the rest of us." 1savvydiva replied.

Meanwhile...
 

LadyGreek is getting in her car and calling MeezDescreet to let her know that she is on her way to the I.Hop.

"Hey girl how are you doing..." LadyGreek says as she is driving to the I.Hop.

"I'm cool. I didn't mean to call you at the last minute."

"You are fine, I am just getting off of work and believe me, and I.Hop is what I need."

"I hear you. I will wait on you in the lobby area."

"Good."

LadyGreek hangs up her phone and turns on the radio. WDST is replaying a clip of "The Tom Joyner Morning Show" this morning and LadyGreek finds humor in what is said.

"D Anthony Brown know he something else."

LadyGreek is listening to the news that Luther Vandross had a stroke and is recovering in the hospital. She also is listening to the news that Soul Food is filming its final season in Toronto this week.

Radio Announcer: This just in, the GC General Hospital was set ablaze at around 7:00 this evening. They are still trying to evacuate staff and patients. No word has been giving about the motive of the fire. Stay tune to WDST for your exclusive report.

Before LadyGreek can get her thoughts together, her phone rings.

"LadyGreek, did you hear the hospital was on fire?" MeezDescreet asked.

"Yeah, I just heard the news..."

"I'm going to have to cancel dinner, my sister is over there and I need to make sure she's okay."

LadyGreek shakes her head, "I'll be there."

Dedicated1 is running down the stairs to avoid getting caught in the fire.

"These damn heels. I would take them off, but I don't want to inhale too much smoke."

Dedicated1 mixes in with the staff, patients and visitors who are trying to make their way out of the hospital. They file in single file lines and are almost packed like sardines. She makes it out of the hospital okay and notices 1savvydiva, Ideal08 and Steeltrap walking around the hospital and helping patients get out. She quickly heads in the direction of the parking lot where she sees a White Bronco with a blue thunderbolt on the side speeding off.

"I know these chicks didn't leave me..."

She calls FeeFee on her cell phone.

"Where are you?"

"You won't believe it."

"I am at the hospital because some nut set it on fire and..."

"Okay, we are on our way. Be at the bus stop and we'll pick you up."

Dedicated1 runs to the bus stop and she sees the White Bronco make a U-Turn in the middle of the street. The door opens and she jumps in.

Steeltrap turns around and notices some with sparkling mint green shoes jump into the Bronco.

"Tell me that ain't that girl with my shoes!"

"Steeltrap, we'll get her later, help me bring out some of these patients."

MeezDescreet runs into the action and also starts assisting the firemen with bringing out some of the patients.

"God, I hope my sister is okay."

Meanwhile as LadyGreek heads to the hospital she keeps thinking about the name Alice DuBois.

That name is starting to sound familiar she thinks to herself but she didn't cross with...oh snap, now I remember her. She was the one who was dropped from the line because she claimed she was pregnant by BigSisterShaft's man, DoggyStyle82. Then come to find out she wasn't pregnant at all, just trying to start some sh*t. I can't believe she is out there perping. I'd better call 411 back and let her know.

LadyGreek pulls over to call 411 but gets her voice mail.

Hi there Sweetie, glad to hear you are enjoying Jamaica. Look give me a call back, that Alice is a perp. Call me as soon as you get this message and I'll fill you in.

LadyGreek pulls away and continues on to the hospital, hoping that everyone got out of the fire okay.

Damn, LaDeia said watching the news.

"Police still don't know the cause of the blaze. It is under investagation. Now for the local area report..."

she turned off the TV and check her watch. The design meeting in an half hour and the head designer can't be late. Grabbing her portfolio for the upcoming spring/summer shows, LaDeia knows that Mr. Manolo will be pleased. The MintClassics she designed were his favorite. She shipped the proto pair to Steeltrap for advertisement. Steel couldn't stopping about how much she loved them. The shoes debut will be September 2003. The ringing of the phone broke her train of thoughts.
"I'll get it later..."

Checked the mirror,grabbing her keys she open her door then she was greeted with...

Looking down the barrel of a gun with a voice saying "leaving in a hurry are we?"

LaDeia
"...may you give all that you can in life..."

Meanwhile at the hospital........

Now Cuteazzplayette was looking at Steeltrap asking "remember me?" Do you have beef with my girl Dedicated1? Steeltrap was speechless.

While Dedicated1 was running to the Bronco, she briefly came out of her sparkling mint green shoes. As she picks them up, she begins to cuss%$*# these are not Manolo's but a pair of Bolo's by Steve Madden, damn that Steeltrap with her knockoffs!! :mad:

That's alright I'm keeping them anyway.

As Isavvydiva is being comforted by Ideal08 since Dedicated1 took Luda from her, Isavvydiva noticed that her stethoscope and the keys to the medicine cabinet were missing along with a large quantity of Percocet (Narcotic). Isavvydiva to Dedictaed1, this ain't over yet heffa as Dedicated1 was waving the stethoscope and her sparkling mint green shoes out the Bronco!!!

Ideal08 calls for reinforcement from CT4:eek:

LadyGreek gets to the hospital but with all the fire engines, police cars, and news crews she can't get close enough to look for MeezDiscreet.

She gets back in her car and starts home when her cell rings.

Hey LadyGreek, how are you Soror? Long time no greek chat

OMG BigSisterShaft, I can't believe this, I was just thinking about you! Girl, you remember Alice DuBois that started that mess between you and Doggy?

Lady, don't remind me about that. That Negro is still trying to explain that to this day and you know how long ago that was. He's still lucky that I didn't kick him to the curb then.

LadyGreek laughs I know that's right. Cuz even if she wasn't really pregnant he shouldn't have been messing with her in the first place. Well, I got a call from one of my young Delta mentees and she ran into this Alice down in Jamaica and the woman told her she was my line sister.

You mean to tell me that she is perping Delta? BigSisterShaft hollers into the phone.

Yeah Soror, that is exactly what I am saying. What do you think we should do?

LadyGreek, let me think on this and talk to that husband of mine and I'll get back at ya.

Okay, give Doggy a hug for me and we'll talk soon.

BigSisterShaft hangs up the phone and goes into the next room. She thinks to herself hmmmm, we just might have to take a little vacation to Jamaica

Since it's still early, LadyGreek decides to stop by the Alpha Probate and check out that fine Dean Professor.

AKA2D’91 is following TwoOneThree in his red car.

“When I get my hands on them damn twins they are gonna GET IT! I can’t believe they pulled a stunt like that. Now OneOneTwo, I always knew that punk was like his damn uncle Stephano, but TwoOneThree I had high expectations for,” she thought to herself, “that’s alright. Auntie is about to fix everything. Just wait.”

TwoOneThree throws up the Kappa sign and honks his horn twice.

“Neo!”

AKA2D’91 switches lanes and gets in front of TwoOneThree and slams on her breaks. TwoOneThree swerves to try to get out of her way and pulls over on the side of the road. AKA2D’91 gets out of her car and slams it, she lifts up her sunglasses and walks to where TwoOneThree’s car is at.

“Auntie, I didn’t see you. What you do that for?”

AKA2D’91 slaps TwoOneThree so hard that his head ringing and tears nearly come to his eyes. “Don’t Auntie me. I know about that little stunt that you and OneOneTwo have pulled and I don’t appreciate it. Do you know what my sister is going to do to ya’ll when she finds out her other son/my nephew is alive after she spent $7,000 on his funeral. Oh damn this,” AKA2D’91 is arranging the rings on her fingers, “there can still be a funeral.”

“Wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute! You don’t know the deal!”

“I know all that I need to know and I’m going to tell you this. You’re answer for what you and that damn OneOneTwo character are up to better be good.”

TwoOneThree sighs and walks around, “I can’t tell her that OneOneTwo is planning a murder and that I am helping him. But I’m not good at lying either… damnit. Forget it, here it goes.”

“You remember Gyrl7, his ex girlfriend?” TwoOneThree replied.

“I remember the crazy chick! What she got to do with it?”

“Well she tried to kill him because he was going to keep her from getting an abortion that she got anyway. They had been having words about the pregnancy since she found out that she was pregnant. He called Stephano and Gyrl7 got upset and when she went to West to confront him about it, they got into it and in the midst of pushing him, she pushed him out of the building. We have been hiding the fact that he survived the fall so that he could recouperate without that crazy chick trying to kill him.”

“And you called Stephano before you called me? I see where I rank on the family list. See if I loan you anymore money?”

“No Auntie its not like that, but Stephano has more experience in these issues than you do.”

AKA2D’91 walks away before she can slap him again.. then she walks back to him and grabs his shirt.

“Alright, I am going to let you play this game with Stephano, but I know one thing, OneOneTwo better stay dead, or else I am going to make that a reality, for real. And don’t forget, unlike my sister, I can still move like I am twenty five so try me and see if I am playing wit you.”

OneOneTwo drives to his former apartment building and makes a phone call.

“Hey Uncle…”

“What are you doing in GC?”

“You know me, I’m trying to be just like you don.”

“Didn’t I tell you to lay low?”

“You told me but you never said where?”

“Look dumbass, when you fake a death, that means that you disappear for a very, very long time.”

“Don’t you think that six weeks is long enough? And how is Marlena and John doing, are they still looking for me.”

“Don’t worry about Marlena and John, just know that I am watching you and you need to follow my instructions more carefully. Discretion is key and I expect you to follow that.”

“Okay, okay, get off my case already. I haven’t told that knuckle head that he is really my half-brother and not my twin. That is being discreet.”

“But you are telling me over the phone aren’t you.”

“You tell Marlena and John everything over the phone or in the case of Billie and Bo to their face.”

“That’s why I kicked you out of Salem, look, I’m going to keep an eye on you and you make sure that you stay out of the spotlight. Have you worked on your alias?”

“I have it down to a T. I am Spinxpoet from the Pyramids with my millions and millions of fans.”

“Keep me updated on your progress, and don’t forget the assignment.”

OneOneTwo hangs up the phone and he pulls into the college he used to attend. He parks in the student parking lot and he gets out of his car and walks to the dorm. He flashes an old ID card that he used to have and he walks up the stairs. When he walks down the hallway and knocks on the door.

“Love me?” OneOneTwo asks as NoworNever answers the door.

librasoul is dead sleep when there is a loud knock at the door. She rolls over because no one has called and she is not expecting anyone.

KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK

"LIBRASOUL IF YOU DON'T OPEN THIS DOOR!!"

"Gawd who is this?" thinks librasoul. She goes and looks out the peep hole and gasps. She flings open the door.

"You look like h*ll!" librasoul exclaims. "WTF happened to you??"

"You will never believe the day I had" says Gyrl7.

"Why are your eyebrows all singed?" asks librasoul. "And dayum, is the well done look in nowadays? Your shirt is all scorched."

"Nah, I was at the hospital. Didn't you hear about the fire?" asks Gyrl7.

"Yeah I saw something about it on the news...what were you doing in the hospital, are you okay??"

"Well...that's a long story..." says Gyrl7...

No suh, No suh, No I aint set no fire. Officer I don't know what'chu talkin bout but I aint set no fire at no hospilla.....

Woould you all like some coffe or donuts???

No I aint push no man out the window, do I look like the type that would kill a soul???

What do yawl need my computer for? I need that for work, you see im in the Match selling business but ...........NAW HEEL NAW, I aiant never been received treatments for arson addiction.....See, it could have narcotic I was on when I served time in NAM......But like I said offica I aint set no fire, I don't care what them fool nurses tell you, I was right here watching Bernie Mac, and then I turned to Soul Foo............Lawd Hammercy, Oooohhh Lawd Jesus they gone try to take my Soul Food away from me........ I need a cigarette.

Riiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnnngggggg-rrrrriiiiiinnnnnggggggggggg

Fiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrreeee dun, dun,dun, dun, dun HA! Fiiiiiiiiiiiiirrrrrrrrrreeeeee dun, dun, dun, dun, dun: Hey this is Gyrl7, im not here right now, but if you have some lighter fluid, I just might talk to ya ........beeeeeeeeeeeepppppppppp

librasoul looks at Gyrl7 because she has clearly lost her mind.

"Gyrl7, what are you talking about? No one said you set the fire. And why are you calling me officer? Why don't you come sit on the couch. I will get you some herbal tea and maybe you will feel better."

librasoul wonders if Gyrl7 is just in shock about the fire. Then there is another loud insistent knock on the door.

"LIBRASOUL OPEN UP, I NEED TO TALK TO YOU!"

Meanwhile...
 

NoworNever’s heart almost dropped to her feet when she sees OneOneTwo standing before her eyes.

“I.. I.. I”

OneOneTwo pushes NoworNever in the room and slams the door. He looks around to make sure that aRHOgantdeuce22 is not in the room or that she doesn’t have any cameras on anywhere.

“You thought I was dead didn’t you. Go ahead, BREATHE HEAVY. I remember what kind of friend you are. Letting that crazy girl push me from the building while you stood and watched.”

“WHAT DID YOU EXPECT ME TO DO!!! YA’LL WERE ARGUING AND PUSHING EACH OTHER LIKE YA’LL WERE CRAZY…”

OneOneTwo put his hand over her mouth and covers her face. He then pushes her on the bed and lays beside her. He lifts the covers up and covers them and he removes his hand from his mouth.

“Shh…”

“Unh-uh, you getting out of…”

“I’m staying here until I finish what I got to finish with you. Now you listen to me and you listen good. I am dead… dead to the world and all those who think they know me. But I’m coming back, slowly but surely taking everything that belongs to me and I will deal with my ex later. And guess what, you are going to help me.”

“I most certainly will not help you with any scheme that you and that damn Stephano may be cooking.”

“Don’t worry about me and Stephano, you just worry about whether or not I put them pictures of TwoOneThree and you getting busy on the net when you thought is was me.”

“You wouldn’t.”

“I’m in this bed with you ain’t I.”

NoworNever gains all of her strength together and pushes OneOneTwo out of the bed. OneOneTwo jumps up real fast and NoworNever is facing him eye to chin.

“You put them pictures on the net and you are going to wish that you died when Gyrl7 pushed you out of the building. Matter of fact, let me call the crazy heffa now.”

“You are not calling her.”
“You don’t tell me, what to do. I don’t know who you think you are lately but I know one thing, you will be stepping out of this room. I got places to go and people to see.”

NoworNever walks to her closet and she grabs a black and gold bag with some balloons attached to it. She fixes the gorilla holding a plastic banana in place and she makes sure that everything is in the bag the way she wants it. OneOneTwo grabs the bag from her and dumps the contents on the floor. He sees a gold and white shirt that has the letters of Alpha Phi Alpha across the chest.

“What are you doing?”

“Don’t worry about what I’m doing. You worry about what you are going to do for me, you hear me?”

“You’re crazy.”

“You’re damn right I am. I am going to put this shirt on and tell the world that I am Spinxpoet… and you are going to introduce me as his cousin. You are his cousin.”

“Yes but the guys here are…”

“My frat brothers thank you very much. I guess they probate tonight huh?” OneOneTwo says as he dares to put on the Alpha Phi Alpha shirt. He puts his glasses back on and looks at himself in the mirror. He practices throwing up the Alpha sign and smiles. “I am Spinxpoet baby! Represent!” OneOneTwo takes off the shirt and folds it up like she had it. “I done had my fun, go ahead and put it in the bag so we can go.”

“I hate you too.”

“You still going to hate me when I’m in the bed with you tonight.”

“You are not coming in my bed.”

“Yes I am… I can either sleep with you or you can sleep on the floor, which is it?”

“Whatever.”

NoworNever fixes the bag and she heads out the door. OneOneTwo grabs her hand. They look at each other with hate in their eyes and they walk out the door and head towards the Alpha Probate, which is in the parking lot by the student union. They take the long walk, OneOneTwo is grinning from ear to ear like he’s found the best thing since slice bread while NoworNever is pretending to smile. They make it to the Alpha Probate, which is just getting started and he notices MeezDescreet and his mother LadyGreek greeting the Alphas with the Delta call.

“You better be glad I have to leave, or else I would make you mine tonight.”
“Not like you are getting any anyway. Pervert.”

OneOneTwo runs to his car and drives off. He sees Redefined Diva hanging out with her friends as they are walking to the probate. He was going to offer them a ride, but he decides against it, being that he just revealed himself to NoworNever and he knew that between the two of them, NoworNever I the only one who could hold up or tolerate the way he’s acting and the one who is most likely to keep a secret

Re: Meanwhile...
 

RedefinedDiva, Sugar-N-Spice and Afro-Chic are walking to the student union parking lot where the Alpha Probate is being held.

“I’m mad that we waited on NoworNever and that chick didn’t even meet us at the spot.” Afro-Chic went on to complain, “she knew we were dropping class early so that we could get good spots. I don’t want to be in the middle of the group packed like a bunch of sardines standing next to some tall dudes who won’t let you see the show.”

“I hear you on that one,” RedefindedDiva commented, “or stand next to some guy trying to grab my buttcheek.”

The girls walk towards the parking lot and as they get closer to the show… they see NoworNever looking nervous as she is watching the show. The girls look at one another figuring out that something is wrong and they run up to her.

“NoworNever, what’s wrong with you?” Sugar-N-Spice looks at her.

“I’m cool. Just waiting on SevenOhTwo to cross.”

“SevenOhTwo made line. Ain’t he TwoOneThree and OneOneTwo’s cousin?”

NoworNever shakes at the mention of OneOneTwo’s name and RedefinedDiva notices it.

“You’ll get over him. I realize how close the two of you were, but he is gone now,” RedefinedDiva reassures her, while grabbing the Alpha bag which is shaking in NoworNever’s hand.

“I know, its just that sometimes, I see his ghost.”

“It will be okay.”

“Look,” Afro-Chic jumps in, “they are getting ready to come out.”

The girls are watching as the line of seven unmask themselves and reveal themselves to the campus. The men who have adorned shaved heads that are glistening in the sun start chanting and step to the crowd of ooo’s and ah’s. SevenOhTwo leads a step and he notices NoworNever in the crowd, smiles real quick and gets back in a grit.

“He smiled at you,” Sugar-N-Spice calls to her.

“Yeah, he did. What ya’ll got?” Afro-Chic asked her.

“We’re cool, that’s it. It’s hard sometimes because he and OneOneTwo look so much alike, but I’m cool.”

The show is over and the new Alphas march to the plot. The girls follow to the plot so that they can give SevenOhTwo his gift. RedefinedDiva notices Professor LadyGreek at the plot with MeezDescreet and becomes disgusted, but she quickly fixes her face as they get closer to them.

“I don’t know why she wouldn’t give me an A on that paper,” RedefinedDiva thought to herself, “and I need an A in this class so I can keep my Honor’s status. If I get a B in this class and a B in my Speech class, my G. P. A. will be a 3.406. Maybe I can talk her into doing some extra credit or something because even she said she liked my paper.”

“Congratulations!” Sugar-N-Spice and Afro-Chic said at the same time.

“Thank you,” SevenOhTwo says, almost out of breath.

“Here is your gift… I hope you lik…” NoworNever starts to hand him his gift and she sees how much SevenOhTwo looked so much like OneOneTwo with his shaved head and she passes out.

Stephano been looking for you for a long time. Now, how can you leave the man that was in love with you? playyboy asked.
He didn't love me...he wanted my designs to start his business. LaDeia managed to say stubbling over her coffee table.

You are lovely, playyboy said as he stoked the gun across her blouse. It would be a waste to...shoot you but I will reconsider if we got down.

Yea, she replied, we can get down. You first...

The right blow caught playyboy by surprise. Then a swift kick to his chest knocked him off balance. The gun flew to the ground. Playyboy tried to grab it but LaDeia beat him to it.

He wants the diamonds, LaDeia playyboy cried.

With a blaze in her eyes she stated...

LaDeia
"... all that I am..."

After the probate. . .
 

CT4 and 12DN94DST were chilling on the plot talking about who they had seen at the Probate show.

CT4: Girl did you see the BRUHS cutting a fool when the Alphas were roll calling?

12DN: Yes, but NUPE4LIFE took the damn cake.

CT4: There were quite a few folks out and about. WAIT A MINUTE!! Stop the PRESSES!!

12: WHAT!! Girl what you see?

CT4: Not WHAT?!?!?!? Who!!!

12: Well, who then?

CT4: I see that girl who was up @ our informational and bugging the DELTA out of me about pledging DELTA. I think her name is RTVSportsGirl. I see her walking with the S G Rho pledges.

12: How do you know they are S G Rho pledges?

CT4: I have my ways of knowing EVERYTHING. They are supposed to probate next week. I cannot wait. I am going to cut the fool every time that chile opens her mouth.

12: SOROR, you are sooooooo devious.

CT4: Listen, here, that girl was so gung ho about being a Delta. Soror REDS was apprehensive about her since she was not Black. I guess she was too skurrred to pledge DST.

12: Okay, so how can I help you at the S G Rho probate?

CT4: Well. . . .

Remember what you did to my girl 1savvy? Punk I told you if I ever got the chance I 'll kill you...

four bullets accompanied playyboy's body

after realizing that she killed Stephano's main stooge, LaDeia dialed 1savvy's number.

The line was busy. That's weird she thought.

Walking over to the trash of playyboy's body, she pondered on how to dispose of it.

911, yes this officer LaDeia Allen badge #0721 I like a unit over. I just shot an intruder.

LaDeia
"...what's your name..."
-an old classmate

Girl these shoes are banging and the lace holes are BEAUTIFUL! The rhinestones make them a classic. Steeltrap raved.

Well you know that diamonds are a girl's best friend, LaDeia said.

Officer Allen a unit is on there way with an ambulence, the operator stated.

Thank you.

Love or not Stephano's next.

LaDeia
"...gold to silver to copper..."
-some precious metals

Re: Re: Meanwhile...
 

Afrochic, Sugar_N_Spice, and SevenOhTwo stand in a circle amazed that NoworNever passed out. As they stood there watching, SevenOhTwo's sister EightOhEight came up to hug her brother. She looked down at NoworNever.


808: Ain't one of yall gonna help her up? What happened to her?

702: Man, I don't know, Baby Sis. She looked at me and just passed out. You know that NO WOMAN can resist the ICE COLD magnetism of an ALPHA man.

808: You have been an Alpha man for like 7 minutes and now you wanna talk mad junk. Before you were an Alpha man, you could not buy a date.

702: You think so?

808: I know so. You have been sweating Gina1201 for 2 1/2 years. I don't see her up here now sweating you.

702: Man, I don't know where Gina was. I was really hoping she would have been here tonight. I have been writing her poetry once a week for the past two years.

Afrochic: You have got to be kidding me. You are WHIPPED.

702: Man soon I am going to get my chance to whip it on GINA. That SWEET SEXY THAAAAAAAANG GINA.

While they stood there talking, NoworNever lay there faking her fainting to gather this info on 702. She decided it was time to "wake up." She tentatively sat up, "Where. where am I?"

Afrochic: Girl you fell the hell out.

NorN: Afrochic don't try to clown with that lopsided afro of yours. **singing** You need to pick yo afro Daddyyyyyyyy cuz it's flat on one side.

The group laughed as they helped NoworNever up off of the ground.

NorN: I am headed back to the dorm. I have stuff to do.

S_N_S: But there is a party up at the center in an hour.

NorN: I said I have stuff to do. I will try to roll through later.

S_N_S: What are you going to be doing? Or is it WHO?

NorN: Mind yo business. I have . . . .

See what I mean Librasoul, they after me. Stephano came by and brought me some take out and I have been feeling weird ever since. Po-Po has been by here twice before you got here.......or wait, someone saying they were Po-Po came by here asking about a fire, so I am just trying to keep on my toes..... I just asked Stephano for some West Indian food and I tell you he and Two One Three are out to get me. BUT, I am not going out without a GOOD fight! BELIEVE THAT!!! :mad:

AKA2D’91 drives off from the interstate and she turns on the radio to WDST

Radio Announcer: We are here live at GC General Hospital where a fire has taken the life of one nurse and injured a few other.

“Oh my God, let me get to that hospital.” AKA2D’91 says while making a U-Turn and racing to the hospital on the other end of town. “Lord, I hope my daughter is okay.”

She looks at TwoOneThree in the rearview mirror and shakes her hand, “I will deal with my nephew another day.”

Meanwhile...
 

The doctors are working with several people who have health issues and making sure they are attended to. MeezDiscreet takes out her cellphone and tries to get in touch with her sister.

“Hello,” NinjaPoodle answers when she picks up the phone.

“Are you alright?” MeezDiscreet almost yells into the phone.

“Girl I’m fine, I’m trying to take care of this dialysis patient. I am going to have to talk to you later okay.”

“Cool, I will talk to you when you get to the house.”

“Remember where my key is at.”

“I know.”

MeezDiscreet hangs up her phone and she walks around the hospital, as she is walking to her car, she bumps into a familiar face.

“Long time no see, how are you doing?” Dr. Spinxpoet asks, whipping his brow with the arm of his lab coat.

“Dr. Spinxpoet?”

“Yeah, girl, this is where they put me after I finished my residency. I wanted to go to Howard so bad, but you know how that is.”

“Well I am glad you are here. Look, I am going to have to catch you later okay, I see you have a lot of work to do.”

“Are you going to be staying at NinjaPoodle’s? I can stop by later on if you would like?”

“No, I got to meet LadyGreek at the Univesity. She and I have a lot of catching up to do and I want to hook up with RedefinedDiva before I leave tomorrow.”

“Alright.”

“Well it’s good talking to you.”

Dr. Spinxpoet and MeezDiscreet hug and they go about their separate ways. Dr. Spinxpoet watches her get in her car and speed off.

“Damn, I should have told her I still love her when I had the chance.

Re: Meanwhile...
 

Ideal08, 1savvydiva and Steeltrap are returning to Ideal08’s car.

“Oooh, I could have slapped her again,” Ideal08 says frustrated as she is pounding on the steering wheel.

“Calm down, soror!” Steeltrap says placing her hands on Ideal08’s, “we are going to get that heffa and my shoes back. Don’t worry.”

“Yeah,” 1savvydiva jumps in, “remember, I know where she stays at remember. We could just go wait at her house.”

“Give the directions then.”

1savvydiva gives care, detailed directions to Dedicated1’s house while they are listening to “Fabulous” by Jahiem in the background.

“Don’t hate on my pumps, their fabulous,” Steeltrap starts singing and the girls are laughing in the car.

Ideal08, Steeltrap and 1savvydiva arrive at Dedicated1’s destination and they notice a White Bronco pulling up behind them.

The white bronco pulls up to Dedicated1's house and to their suprise, Original Ape steps out of the Bronco and passes a note to Isavvydiva, Ideal08, and Steeltrap.

The note was from Dedicated1 stating that she knew that they would be there so she decided to hang with Luda instead. Dedicated1 also wanted Steeltrap to know that she was keeping the Bolo's by Steve Madden because Luda thought they were Manolo's. :cool:

Ideal08 turns to Steeltrap with a look of anger in her face. "I thought you said they were Manolo's"! Steeltrap replies "Look girl I gotta pay rent and get my hair did" you would not have known if the heffa didn't steal my shoes.

Suddenly Ideal08 begins to get drowsy, Isavvydiva recalls that during the fire Ideal08 drank water given to her from a female doctor that she had never seen before wearing a surgical mask.

Back at Luda's hotel, Luda asked Dedicated1 how she got that bruise on her face, Dedicated1 thought to herself, "That will teach her to pimp slap me.

Dedicted1 asks Luda "Why be with a zero(1savvydiva) when you can get with this Hero?" :rolleyes:

Dedicated1 makes her move towards Luda and motions for him to come on the bed.

"Come on, Luda," we are going to have so much fun.

"Naw, that's alright. I'm celibate."

"Sella-what."

"CelIbate." Luda says walking to the door. "I don't have sex."

Dedicated1's eyes get real big and bulge like they are going to fall from her face. Her mouth drops as she can't hide the shock from her face.

"But if you want to have one, you can go to my homeboy's room down the hall." Luda opens the door and shows Dedicated1 the way out.

Meanwhile...
 

Steeltrap is trying to remember who gave Ideal08 the cup of water.

"You didn't recognize her 1savvydiva?"

"Never seen her before a day in my life."

Ideal08 is knocked out in the backseat of Steeltrap's Pink Cadillac. 1savvydiva and Steeltrap get in the car and they decide to go back to the hospital, to see if they can run into the mysterious Female Doctor one more time.