GC Soap Opera
 

Okay the lifesaver thread made me kind of think of this. Let's do a GC soap opera. Each person adds on to the storyline using GCers as the characters. I love drama as much as the next person, but I hope this can stay civil, lol.

I don't want to start, someone creative post, please! :D

LibraSoul strolled in the club bobbing her head to 50 Cents in the club only to see DIONYSUS shaking her ass in LIBRASOUL'S MAN's face -- James. LibraSoul . . .

who had a good 9 drinks telling her to whip some azz, decided to go to the restroom to cool off. Waiting in line to use the bathroom was Cream. Librasoul told Cream how pissed off she was and why. Cream said...

"If James can't appreciate a good woman like you, then forget him! Maybe it's the drinks talking, but I think that there are some great men here tonight. As a matter of fact here comes a hottie right now." ;)

Tom Earp sits alone in the same bar. He is lookin for luvin tonight. He spots Librasould and Cream chatting at a distant table. He decides to ask the bar tender to order a drink for Miss Librasoul. Bartender Optimist Prime says...

"Hey Earp. The usual?" Tom replies, "Yeah, I'm'a need two dirnks for the girls woh aer in that corner. How does I look?" Just then, lifesaver walks up to librasoul.....

and starts spittin that TX game. she is over-come by his cuteness, but doubts his true intentions......she kinda winks at cream to seek backup, but cream misinterprets the notion and walks over to tom who is............

crying because lifesaver "stole his girl." "This always happens to me!" he exclaimed. Just then, OTW walks up to Tom and busts a move. Cream then....

Says, Hey OTW, i know you AGD's are all a bunch of hotties, but i saw him first!!

Meanwhile, in a smoky dancehall across town, SATX orders a cold Bud Light at the bar and takes it back to her table to join AlphaGamDiva. They're there to see the one and only Roger Creager play. Since she's sitting facing the door (true Texans never sit with their backs to the door) the bar doors swing open and in struts......

AggieSigmaNu who goes up to AlphaGamDiva and tells her what he can do 361 times (lol :p ) OTW is very intrigued by the conversation and jumps right in by saying....

come on girls lets have a topless pillow fight. The *poof* Damasa wakes up and realizes it was all a dream. Then there was a knock at his door...

and it was his good friend zntke711, with beer and pizza in hand. He told damasa that texas*princess and some of her friends were on their way when all of a sudden.....

imthechump bangs on the door and says, hey guys, somebody just ran into my Yugo outside, can i use your phone? After they tell him, "hell no" and give him a quarter for a pay phone, KappaTarzan runs up saying, "guys, you'll never believe who i saw robbing the Quickie Mart down the street. It was......"

Kitso
KS 361

Arya! :eek: and ilovemyglo was driving the get-away car. back at the quickie mart, chideltjen and aox81 were buying drinks for this killer party that would be happening later that evening. (Only they got caught up in the hold up.) The party was being thrown by....

33girl, who was really only hosting the party in order to impress...

Tom Earp. But since he was getting his groove on at the bar, he has forgotten which makes 33girl feel...

Like she needed to get her groove on with some hotties, thus the party to invite them over. Hopefully Tom would hear about it, and he did when ilovemyglo and Arya showed up at the club. By now they were slowing things down and Arya saw Tom looking sad, so she walked up and began swaying her hips against him (the accidental bump, come on I wanna dance with ya!) and ilovemyglo saw the hottie SigmaChiCard and decided after her night of driving she needed to release some tension on someone so....

she went over to sigmachicard, but before she could say anything, he laid one on her. meanwhile, arya was attempting to shake that a** with tom, but he was still pondering........

what had happened to KU in the NCAA championship. And on top of that, Coach Williams was leaving to go to UNC. As any good Jayhawk fan would be, Tom just needed some time to drown his sorrows.

Tom said, screw this noise, ordered another round and whipped out his cell phone. "Hey AlphaSigOU, this is Earp, i'm at the bar and there are some mad honies up in here, what you got goin on?"

to which AlphaSig replied....

"Hey, I heard 33girl's having a party tonight - thought I'd hit that (the party that is)! Also, did you hear that Arya is pulling one of HIS crazy stunts again, like with the eating only carmel corn for 2 days thing? Apparently this time HE's dressing like a woman and trying to get all the GC folks thinking he's going to have a sex change! Ha ha, HE's too funny! I bet HE doesn't have anyone fooled!"

Tom, red faced as he movs away from Arya's shaking booty, stammers, "Not one fooled. To that party I think, with the finest from GC! Should I bring my meatloaf?!?!"

Meanwhile, at 33girl's the party is just getting started...

and AlphaGamDiva is wondering when kitso will arrive so he can take 3+6+1=10 shots with her. All of a sudden, her cell phone rings! It is James asking...........

where AXJules is at. AlphaGamDiva tells James that AXJules is hanging out with her friend from school FAB*SpiceySpice and they're wandering around 33Girl's party looking for the guy that FAB kissed at a party the night before. They turn the corner and see a guy and a girl kissing and to FAB's dismay....

...it was ladybug and UCFPhiDelt. What kind of sister is she, FAB thinks....and what kind of player is he? FAB*SpiceySpice is torn. "What should I do?" she asks AXJules, who responds....

"You have GOT to be kidding me! I realize the men of Mizzou are no match for the men of GC but sweetie there are other fish in the sea......You need to get DRUNK!"

Jules pours FAB a shot of Tequila (only the best) when, proving her point, Damasa walks by and is like.......

"One tequila, two tequila, three tequila..." But ironical, he falls down before he can say "floor." He wasn't drunk, but someone had swung the bathroom door open and smacked him with it. It was...

Cream and librasoul. "Sorry damasa!" these two hotties :) said in unision. "Let's buy him a drink." Of course damasa, being the gentleman that he is, wouldn't hear of it. He said, "Ladies this round is on me." Librasoul and Cream quickly throw back a shot of tequila each when all of a sudden UF-Pike arrives with four bottles of Cristal courtesy of daddy's platinum american Express. Now librasoul and Cream...

are like, hey let's have some fun with the kid. They wink at Kitso, who's just came walkin in the door. When Cream and librasoul walk up to UFPike, they both turn on their feminine charm and distract him. While UFPike was busy sweatin the 2 hotties, Kitso rolls in and swips 2 bottles of Cristal. He passes one off to damasa, with an instruction to be generous with it for Cream and Librasoul, the other he takes over to his table where AlphaGamDiva, ilovemyglo, OTW, mu_agd and the other squirrels were drinking it up. He sets the bottle down and says, "Ladies, on me"

About this time, his cell starts buzzing, he picks it up and says, "Howdy" to which the person on the other end says.......

"There's an emergency!" exclaimed LeslieAGD. Kitso asks why she's not with the rest of her sisters. She says, "That's not important now, something has happened to..."

ARYA!!!" apparently, arya decided to have some risky surgery that caused booty dancing at the mere sight of........

JAM, who has had 3 shots of tequila courtesy of AXJules. She is trying to get Arya's attention but he is too busy shaking it himself, so she has to settle for...

"With KABillyMac, who had suddenly appeared out of nowhere! Everyone was so thrilled that he was alive after the tractor accident. But come to find out that it wasn't an accident, but someone tried to kill him.....it was...."

Tom Earp, who was always jealous of KABillyMac's proper grammer on GC. Not knowing that Tom is against him, Billy goes to give him a hi-five. But, Tom steps to the side causing Billy to trip and start a domino effect. He fell into CrimsonTide4, who spilled her drink on DeltAlum, who accidently elbowed Cream, who went sprawling backwards onto the munchies table. Chips flew everywhere and a bowl of dip was launched in the air and into the lap of...

ilovemyglo who, amazingly, needed cooling off from all that makin out with SigmaChiCard. She immediately jumped up, ran over to Billy to make sure he was ok, then proceeded to tell Tom to.......

help Cream who was covered in chips and dips and salsa. So Tom says, "Yada, yada, yada, I must help Cream, yada, yada, yada." Just as Tom tried to assist Cream ...

Optimist Prime comes and says HANDS OFF Earp Boy! She's MINE! Tom says "CRANIAL RECTOSIS! NOT the best of the best! Googly moogly! Hiiiiya!" and bashes a beer bottle over Optimist Primes head. Luckily, OP had on his steel skully so he was unhurt. They were just about to go at it when the door flew open and....

the V's and all of the anti-greeks show up to ruin the greekchatters' party and destroy greeklife all over the world. OP and the Earpman put their differences aside. All the Greekchatters unite to...

Cream-the V's and all of the anti-greeks show up to ruin the greekchatters' party and destroy greeklife all over the world. OP and the Earpman put their differences aside. All the Greekchatters unite to...

... sing a chorus of "We Are the World", when SIMON walks by and says "That is possibly the most horrendous rendition I have ever heard." Not to be daunted, librasoul22 and KillarneyRose rush forward with...

the remainder of the chips and salsa to pour over the intruders. Then Tom Earp takes more beer bottles and smashes them over v's/antigreeks heads. After the disruption was over, the party resumed. KSigRC rolled thru in his pimped out PABST truck and next thing you know...

Carnation, having had too many virgin daquiris, began stripping her shirt off. First went her shoes, then her socks, then her....

earrings, she has had enough of Fred Hatchett's preaching that if you join a GLO you will fry in hell, so she put's up her dukes and take a few a shots at Freddy. With KR and LS22 pouring chips and salsa on the intruders, Tom smashing beer bottles on the Vs and anti-greeks head, and carnation whooping Fred Hatchet's a$$, a RIOT breaks out.........