Saddam & sons dead?
 

Here's the link!!

http://www.msnbc.com/news/870749.asp?0cv=CA01

Hopefully they can produce some bodies! Otherwise Saddam and his boys will be turning up at the KFC for dinner with Elvis for years to come!

I just heard this on the news.

:eek: :eek: :eek:
Ok please don't laugh at me, but I have something I've been wondering about for awhile.
He's got like 10 body doubles. How do we know that they killed HIM and not one of his clones?
I know we've been watching him for many years but I mean, come on, if we don't know if it was him on the news for the past couple weeks making speeches, how do we know its actually him we've been following?

DNA? :p

They said on the news the hole in the ground is so deep in the ground, they might never know who was really in the building :o

Supposedly they were in a military meeting or something.

LMAO!
My coworker JUST told me this joke today and it goes a little something like this:

"Did you hear that we killed Saddam's two sons?"
::shocked person remarks::
"Yeah, now all we have to do is Baghdad"

okay...pretty lame...but ironically funny!

lol

Thanks for the explanation, girl!
Still, if we completely deleted the property, I don't see us finding DNA any time soon.

LMFAO @ seeing Saddam at KFC- him and Osama are SO gonna be the Elvis of the Las Vegas world

I wonder if Sadaam has left the building, yet?

The Elvis comparisions just don't seem right :)

Ahh, the word "choice of a new generation?" lol

LOL!!!

Here's a snippet of the article if you don't want to read the whole thing:

What if he hasn't left the building, yet? It would be funny as all get out if, during the next taped speech he made, he was dressed in a bedazzling outfit like Elvis.

I'm getting loopy. It must almost be time for bed.

LMGDAO @ a rhinstone studded Saddam..............but seriously I think he'd look good in a jumpsuit. That would be dead sexy.

Seriously though.

If he did indeed leave the building, then we are outta luck. ;)

i had to read that "baghdad" joke about 4 times b/4 i got it....:rolleyes: i gotta quit that whole smoking crack thing....


i hope we got'em, though, for real.....although i have to admit, in my lil mind, them being a big crater in the earth was not how i imagined it would be. i just kept seeing that scene from austin powers where he's driving that roller thing telling the hinchman to "move! move!" and all he did was stand there and scream...from 40 ft away...........maybe that's just me, though. :p

I'm sorry, but since the Iraqi Information Minister said that attack never took place (and that we are losing the war, running away screaming for mercy, lost in space, etc., etc.), I can't accept this. Nothing is more pure than getting your information directly from the camels... i mean horses mouth.

Dude, that guy is so full of it.

If you're talking about that Iraqi guy who made comments similar to those late last night (I think Central time was around 2 am.. I was up studying..) I think that's a load of crap! The guy who was making those comments was doing so just blocks away from where US Army tanks were.

Do you think an Iraqi person is actually going to hold a press conference to tell the world they are losing? I wouldn't think so. They are trying to rally their troops & people by telling everyone they are doing a fabulous job.

RUGreek...i think i love you. that minister guy (aka: baghdad bob) is a riot...i would love it for some us/british soldier to run up behind his ass and put bunny ears behind his head and wave "hi, mom!"

Well hopefully they have killed Saddam... although that then makes him a martyr.

On a side note.... CNN's translators are pretty shitty.... god even I could spot the translation errors with out having to ask one of the brothers in the house (we have a couple from the region.. Iran, Dubai, Qatar, etc). For example the guy never said that they US soldiers were committing suicide... he said that they were uselessly expending their lives against the walls of Bagdhad.... while its still a load of crap, that doesn't explain the half-assed attempts at translation from CNN. My favourite is how the translator misses quotations from the Qu'ran.... it'd be a bit like missing a biblical quote.

Nahhh... I'd rather see some SpecOps guy give him the standard SpecOps greeting on live TV... two shots in the chest, one in the head! :D

Back to the issue @ hand......
Saddam. In a Khaki green rhinestone jumpshit.
Doing the pelvis shake thing.

I know you're all feeling me on this one.

ok, well, yeah....that could work, too... ;)

oooh, i am def feelin this! with some sideburns and bufont (sp?) action....hell yeah! and his sons in the background as backup dancers.....saweet, saweet times!

i'm actually picturing sadaam more like this.....

http://www.filmmonthly.com/Video/Art...ki/bigl-11.jpg

Hey, i'm taking a bowling class this semester, i bet i could take him.

:D I dunno though, i hear his bowling shoes are listed 61st on the list of WMD's due to their toxicity.

Kitso
KS 361 times i'd beat saddam in bowling, and if i couldn't, i'd just punk him with a rusty crowbar from my truck.

LMFAO!
Yall CRACK ME UP!

Seriously!

Loved AlphaGamDiva's thought on the british soldier too! GOOD PLAN!

Don't forget the gold lame turban and the sequinned camel blanket. lol. Seriously tho. The Iraqi information officer (Tariq Aziz???) is about as reliable as a swiss cheese condom. There was one time he was on a non-CNN network saying "There are no Coalition forces at the Baghdad airport...no one..." and the other half of the screen showed Coalition forces at the airport. I laughed.

omg, just had a flashback of Jim Carey doing his skit on In Living Colour .... You know, that one where they have the news guy interviewing someone next to him and Jim's in the background pulling stunts and stuff.

Damn, I miss that show, but yea back to the topic on hand...

I dunno, i guess i have a different job set up for S.H., personally I see him hosting a talk show in Iraq, kind of like Jerry Springer meets Survivor. Haven't finished the script yet, I'll keep ya posted :)

- RUgreek

http://www.veryfunnypics.com/mailing.../goodtimes.jpg

kitso and RUGreek...please see that whole GC crush thread.......



wahahaha!

please do so....i would love to be the security guard. ;)

LOLOLOLOLOL :D

Maybe its the fact that I'm delirious from not sleeping and studying all night...but this made me crack up!!!
:D Thanks for the good laugh :D

Nope... that's not Tariq Aziz. Aziz wears BCGs ('birth control glasses' - ugly-a** eyewear), has gray hair and is the only Christian in Saddam's government. I forget what the guy's name is who's information minister. Still, the guy deserves two in the chest, one in the head. :D

Four GBU-31 JDAMs reportedly took the place out.

(GBU - Glide Bomb Unit -- JDAM: Joint Direct Attack Munition), each a Mk 84 2000-lb high explosive bomb with a GPS unit and steerable fins. Basically a $20k upgrade to a 'dumb' bomb to make it smart; a lot less expensive than the laser-guided Paveway 'smart' bombs.)

Back when this all began, they said they had no DNA samples for Saddam or his sons. So yeah, how would they know???

obviously, they would call in the guys from CSI: Vegas and CSI:Miami

Obviously! :)

True... but these guys better be wearing K-pots (the new Kevlar helmets) and lotsa body armor... too many whackos looking for an excuse to take potshots! :)

If you recall, I put Saddam in the jumpsuit b/c of the Elvis references.
Back to the best idea ever.................................

Khaki rhinestone jumpsuit Saddam rises above bombed area. He's standing on a flying camel. Cut to song; "A little less conversation, a little more action" His sons are also sky surfing on camels, but not as flashy. Hell, we'll give them donkeys.....We then watch Saddam ascend to the skies (don't worry- that camel is making a sharp as f*** U-turn to hell)..........

It could happen.

All this while "Highway to the Danger Zone" plays in the background:D

Thanks for clearing that up for me ASOU. And I agree...

There is something really wrong with this thread. Yet I am cracking up at all of your posts!

Hahahahaha....I can totally picture that. Girl, you absolutely kill me! Too funny! :D :D :D