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CrimsonTide4 03-31-2003 02:30 PM

What does your month say about you?
 
JANUARY: Ambitious and serious. Loves to teach and be taught. Always looking at people's flaws and weaknesses. Likes to criticize. Hardworking and productive. Smart, neat and Organized. Sensitive and has deep Thoughts. Knows how to make others happy. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Rather reserved. Highly attentive. Resistant to illnesses but prone to colds. Romantic but has difficulties expressing love. Loves children. Loyal. Has great social abilities. Very Stubborn and money cautious.

FEBRUARY: Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Showing anger easily. Dislike unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Learns to show emotions

MARCH: Attractive personality. Affectionate. Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented. Loves special things. Moody.

APRIL: Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectiona te to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving motivates ones self an others. Sickness usually of the head and chest.

MAY: Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves litterature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High-spirited. Spendthrift.

JUNE: Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. Easily
hurt. Easily bored. mood changes easiely.


JULY: Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings.Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Likes to be quiet. Homely person. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach and dieting problems. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt and takes long to recover.

AUGUST: Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave and caring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride of oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led. Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense. Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic.. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends...

SEPTEMBER: Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Trustworthy, loyal and honest. Does work well. Very confident. Sensitive. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control ones self when criticizing. Able to motivate ones self. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves sports, leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.

OCTOBER: Loves to chat. Loves those who love him. Loves to takes things at the center. Attractive and suave. Inner and physical beauty. Does not lie or pretend. Sympathetic. Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily.Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance. Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Soft-spoken, loving and caring Romantic!!! Touchy and easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children.

NOVEMBER: Has a lot of ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward. Unique and brilliant. Extraordinary ideas. Sharp thinking. Fine and strong clairvoyance. Can become good doctors. Dynamic in personality. Secretive. Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking.

DECEMBER: Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing personality. Not egoistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humor. Logical.


**mine was pretty accurate**

AKA2D '91 03-31-2003 02:34 PM

It's not 108% on the money, but it's fairly close.

:cool:

Steeltrap 03-31-2003 02:37 PM

Mine is also fairly close. I'm not an outdoors lover, however.

Honeykiss1974 03-31-2003 02:39 PM

DECEMBER: Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing personality. Not egoistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humor. Logical.

Umm, that's pretty much me. :cool:

sweet26 03-31-2003 02:49 PM

Oh, My goodness. That's ME 99%.

Im_just_me 03-31-2003 05:25 PM

Re: What does your month say about you?
 
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Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
MAY: Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves litterature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High-spirited. Spendthrift.

This is me...99.5 percent.

Gina1201 03-31-2003 05:28 PM

Re: What does your month say about you?
 
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Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
DECEMBER: Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing personality. Not egoistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humor. Logical.
Hmm. . .this fits me to a tee! :cool:

Serenity 03-31-2003 06:04 PM

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Originally posted by Honeykiss1974
DECEMBER: Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing personality. Not egoistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humor. Logical.
Yeah, this is me... :cool:

FLKING 03-31-2003 06:36 PM

APRIL: Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectiona te to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving motivates ones self an others. Sickness usually of the head and chest.


99.9% accurate. Now here is something to put a smile on your face:

What's Your Southern Sign?

OKRA (Dec 22 - Jan 20) Are tough on the outside but tender on the inside. Okras have tremendous influence. An older Okra can look back over his life and see the seeds of his influence everywhere. You can do something good
each day if you try.

CHITLIN (Jan 21 - Feb 19) Chitlins come from humble backgrounds. A Chitlin, however, will make something of himself if he is motivated and has lots of seasoning. In dealing with Chitlins, be careful they may surprise you. They
can erupt like Vesuvius. Chitlins are best with Catfish and Okra.

BOLL WEEVIL (Feb 20 - March 20) You have an overwhelming curiosity. You're unsatisfied with the surface of things, and you feel the need to bore deep into the interior of everything. Needless to say, you are very intense and driven as if you had
some inner hunger. You love to stay busy and tend to work too much. Nobody in their right mind is going to marry you, so don't worry about it.

MOON PIE (March 21 - April 20) You're the type that spends a lot of time on the front porch. A cinch to recognize the physical appearance of Moon Pies. Big and round are the key words here. You should marry anybody who you can get remotely
interested in the idea. It's not going to be easy. You always have a big smile and are happy. This might be the year to think about aerobics. Maybe not.

POSSUM (April 21 - May 21) When confronted with life's difficulties, possums have a marked tendency to withdraw and develop a don't-bother-me-about-it attitude. Sometimes you become so withdrawn, people actually think you're dead. This strategy is probably not psychologically healthy but seems to
work for you. You are a rare breed. Most folks love to watch you work and play. You are a night person and mind your own business.

CRAWFISH (May 22 - June 21) Crawfish is a water sign. If you work in an office, you're hanging around the water cooler. Crawfish prefer the beach to the mountains, the pool to the golf course, and the bathtub to the living room. You tend not to be particularly attractive physically, but you have
very, very good heads.

COLLARDS (June 22 - July 23) Collards have a genius for communication. They love to get in the melting pot of life and share their essence with the essence of those around them. Collards make good social workers, psychologists, and baseball managers. As far as your personal life goes, if you are Collards, stay away from Crawfish. It just won't work. Save yourself a lot of heartache.

CATFISH (July 24 - Aug 23) Catfish are traditionalists in matters of the heart, although one's whiskers may cause problems for loved ones. You Catfish are never easy people to understand. You run fast. You work and play hard. Even though you prefer the muddy bottoms to the clear surface of life, you are liked by most. Above all else, Catfish should stay away from Moon Pies.

GRITS (Aug 24 - Sept 23) Your highest aim is to be with others like yourself. You like to huddle together with a big crowd of other Grits. You love to travel though, so maybe you should think about joining a club. Where do you like to go? Anywhere they have cheese, gravy, bacon, butter, or eggs and a good time. If you can go somewhere where they have all these things,
that serves you well. You are pure in heart.

BOILED PEANUTS (Sept 24 - Oct 23) You have a passionate desire to help your fellow man. Unfortunately, those who know you best, your friends and loved ones, may find that your personality is much too salty, and their criticism will affect you deeply because you are really much softer than you appear.
You should go right ahead and marry anybody you want to because in a certain way, yours is a charmed life. On the road of life, you can be sure that people will always pull over and stop for you.

BUTTER BEAN (Oct 24 - Nov 22) Always invite a Butter Bean to a party because Butter Beans get along well with everybody. You, as a Butter Bean, should be proud. You've grown on the vine of life, and you feel at home no matter what the setting. You can sit next to anybody. However, you, too, shouldn't have anything to do with Moon Pies.

ARMADILLO (Nov 23 - Dec 21) You have a tendency to develop a tough exterior, but you are actually quite gentle and kind inside. A good evening for you? Old friends, a fire, some roots, fruit, worms, and insects. You are a throwback. You're not concerned with today's fashions and trends. You're not concerned with
anything about today. You're almost prehistoric in your interests and behavior patterns. You probably want to marry another Armadillo, but a Possum is another somewhat kinky mating possibility.

RedefinedDiva 03-31-2003 06:55 PM

red = NOT ME

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OCTOBER: Loves to chat. Loves those who love him. Loves to takes things at the center. Attractive and suave. Inner and physical beauty. Does not lie or pretend. Sympathetic. Treats friends importantly. Always making friends. Easily hurt but recovers easily. Daydreamer. Opinionated. Does not care of what others think. Emotional. Decisive. Strong clairvoyance. Loves to travel, the arts and literature. Soft-spoken, loving and caring Romantic!!! Touchy and easily jealous. Concerned. Loves outdoors. Just and fair. Spendthrift. Easily influenced. Easily loses confidence. Loves children.

BOILED PEANUTS (Sept 24 - Oct 23) You have a passionate desire to help your fellow man. Unfortunately, those who know you best, your friends and loved ones, may find that your personality is much too salty, and their criticism will affect you deeply because you are really much softer than you appear.
You should go right ahead and marry anybody you want to because in a certain way, yours is a charmed life. On the road of life, you can be sure that people will always pull over and stop for you.

I would say that this stuff is 99.7% accurate for me....

yasava 03-31-2003 07:02 PM

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MOON PIE (March 21 - April 20) You're the type that spends a lot of time on the front porch. A cinch to recognize the physical appearance of Moon Pies. Big and round are the key words here. You should marry anybody who you can get remotely interested in the idea. It's not going to be easy. You always have a big smile and are happy. This might be the year to think about aerobics. Maybe not.

I don't know about that moon pie thing...

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MARCH: Attractive personality. Affectionate. Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented. Loves special things. Moody.
With the exception of the musically talented thing, that one is pretty dead-on. :)

prospectiverushee 03-31-2003 07:39 PM

Re: What does your month say about you?
 
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Originally posted by CrimsonTide4



JULY: Fun to be with. Secretive. Difficult to fathom and to be understood. Quiet unless excited or tensed. Takes pride in oneself. Has reputation. Easily consoled. Honest. Concerned about people's feelings.Tactful. Friendly. Approachable. Emotional temperamental and unpredictable. Moody and easily hurt. Witty and sparkly. Not revengeful. Forgiving but never forgets. Dislikes nonsensical and unecessary things. Guides others physically and mentally. Sensitive and forms impressions carefully. Caring and loving. Treats others equally. Strong sense of sympathy. Wary and sharp. Judges people through observations. Hardworking. No difficulties in studying. Loves to be alone. Always broods about the past and the old friends. Likes to be quiet. Homely person. Waits for friends. Never looks for friends. Not aggressive unless provoked. Prone to having stomach and dieting problems. Loves to be loved. Easily hurt and takes long to recover.



This is me 1000%

Gina1201 03-31-2003 09:52 PM

I don't agree with that armadillo horoscope :o

12dn94dst 03-31-2003 10:16 PM

Re: What does your month say about you?
 
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SEPTEMBER: Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Trustworthy, loyal and honest. Does work well. Very confident. Sensitive. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control ones self when criticizing. Able to motivate ones self. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves sports, leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.
where the H-E double hockey sticks did u get this from?? it's just ALL the way wrong..whomever wrote this just needs to be shot (NOT)! LMAO!!


i don't know about all this though:
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BOILED PEANUTS (Sept 24 - Oct 23) You have a passionate desire to help your fellow man. Unfortunately, those who know you best, your friends and loved ones, may find that your personality is much too salty, and their criticism will affect you deeply because you are really much softer than you appear.
You should go right ahead and marry anybody you want to because in a certain way, yours is a charmed life. On the road of life, you can be sure that people will always pull over and stop for you.


CrimsonTide4 03-31-2003 10:26 PM

Re: Re: What does your month say about you?
 
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Originally posted by 12dn94dst
where the H-E double hockey sticks did u get this from?? it's just ALL the way wrong..whomever wrote this just needs to be shot (NOT)! LMAO!!

My #1 sent it to me today. It was 99.5% accurate for me.

AUGUST: Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave and caring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride of oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led. Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense. Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic.. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends...

korkscru 03-31-2003 11:18 PM

Re: What does your month say about you?
 
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Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
NOVEMBER: Has a lot of ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward. Unique and brilliant. Extraordinary ideas. Sharp thinking. Fine and strong clairvoyance. Can become good doctors. Dynamic in personality. Secretive. Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking.
My birthday is November 2nd and I agree with every characteristic, except maybe the "secretive" part. Maybe I'm secretive sometimes (especially when I've brought something that I don't want my husband to know about right away) :D , but most of the time, I'm very open to people about myself. I've been told by many that I have a great, out-going, and assertive personality ( I use a lot of humor in relating to others) and that I have some of the most unique ideas about things that they've heard. I strongly believe in being inquisitive...hey, it's good to be aware of what's going on in the world and about life in general. Just think, how else would one know something if one doesn't just ask? I've always been quick with my thinking. My mother says that she feels that my tongue can be as sharp as a sword because I think quick on my feet, especially when arguing or debating. Yes, I'm great at digging secrets. I'm a COUNSELOR and what is it that counselors do best? Listen, probe, initiate, facilitate, encourage, observe, challenge, and confront... all major components for "digging" secrets. I've been told by many for years that I'm a DEEP thinker and that I'm ALWAYS thinking.... They usually mean it in sort of a negative aspect, but I see it as keeping up-to-date about my life, my surroundings, and the people I come in contact with. And I often come into contact with people (yes, even family members) who just don't have a CLUE of where I'm coming from. It's like they're STILL in the dark ages. And get this, I entered colleged with the INTENTION of becoming...you guessed it...a doctor. However, after I got the "I-think-that-I'm-grown-now-because-I'm-away-from-my-mother" blues, PARTY fever, I chose not buckle down and put forth the necessary effort. I abandoned the idea of becoming a doctor (an OB/GYN) after my FIRST semester. But I'm still facinated with anything dealing with the medical field.

Wonderful1908 03-31-2003 11:54 PM

Re: What does your month say about you?
 
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Originally posted by CrimsonTide4

AUGUST: Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave and caring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride of oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led. Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense. Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic.. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends...


:eek: :eek: I don't usually fit profiles but that was me to all the way, except the music and art thing!

CrimsonTide4 03-31-2003 11:56 PM

Re: Re: What does your month say about you?
 
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Originally posted by Wonderful1908
:eek: :eek: I don't usually fit profiles but that was me to all the way, except the music and art thing!
That was the part that was not amenable to me. I like music and art, but I cannot draw anything but squares, circles, triangles, old school elementary house with chimney with smoke coming out of it. :p I used to play the clarinet and the keyboard and the everybody had one: RECORDER. :D

EagleChick19 03-31-2003 11:57 PM

JUNE: Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. Easily
hurt. Easily bored. mood changes easiely.


Sounds about right...

Mz. Sports Luva 04-02-2003 11:20 AM

Re: What does your month say about you?
 
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Originally posted by CrimsonTide4

NOVEMBER: Has a lot of ideas. Difficult to fathom. Thinks forward. Unique and brilliant. Extraordinary ideas. Sharp thinking. Fine and strong clairvoyance. Can become good doctors. Dynamic in personality. Secretive. Inquisitive. Knows how to dig secrets. Always thinking.

Yep that's me! I wish I wouldn't known about the doctor thing a few yrs. ago though, I would've tried harder...


I wanna double quote but I can't remember how... Anywho that whole butter bean thing: 2 thumbs up!

Bean was my nickname when I was little girl.

D.COM 04-02-2003 11:30 AM

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MAY: Stubborn and hard-hearted. Strong-willed and highly motivated. Sharp thoughts. Easily angered. Attracts others and loves attention. Deep feelings. Beautiful physically and mentally. Firm Standpoint. Needs no motivation. Easily consoled. Systematic (left brain). Loves to dream. Strong clairvoyance. Understanding. Sickness usually in the ear and neck. Good imagination. Good physical. Weak breathing. Loves litterature and the arts. Loves traveling. Dislike being at home. Restless. Not having many children. Hardworking. High-spirited. Spendthrift.
I would say this is 70% me :)
Some things are on point and some are my sister's JUNE qualities, lol...we are both Geminis ;)

9dstpm 04-03-2003 02:27 PM

Both my month and my southern sign were on the nose for me!! :D

CrimsonTide4 04-07-2003 10:00 PM

Corporate Zodiac
 
1) MARKETING You are ambitious yet stupid. You chose a marketing degree to avoid having to study in college, concentrating instead on drinking and socializing which is pretty much what your job responsibilities are now. Least compatible with Sales.

2) SALES Laziest of all signs, often referred to as "marketing without a degree." You are also self-centered and paranoid. Unless someone calls you and begs you to take their money, you like to avoid contact with customers so you can concentrate on the big picture." You seek admiration for your golf game throughout your life.

3) TECHNOLOGY Unable to control anything in your personal life, you are instead content to completely control everything that happens at your workplace. Often even YOU don't understand what you are saying but who the hell can tell. It is written that Geeks shall inherit the Earth.

4) ENGINEERING One of only two signs that actually studied in school. It is said that engineers place ninety percent of all Personal Ads. You can be happy with yourself; your office is full of all the latest "ergodynamic" gadgets. However, we all know what is really causing your "carpal tunnel syndrome."

5) ACCOUNTING The only other sign that studied in school. You are mostly immune from office politics. You are the most feared person in the organization; combined with your extreme organizational traits, the majority of rumors concerning you say that you are completely insane.

6) HUMAN RESOURCES Ironically, given your access to confidential information, you tend to be the biggest gossip within the organization. Possibly the only other person that does less work than marketing, you are unable to return any calls today because you have to get a haircut, have lunch AND then mail a letter.

7) MANAGEMENT/MIDDLE MANAGEMENT Catty, cutthroat, yet completely spineless, you are destined to remain at your current job for the rest of your life. Unable to make a single decision you tend to measure your worth by the number of meetings you can schedule for yourself. Best suited to marry other "Middle Managers" as everyone in your social circle is a "Middle Manager."

8) SENIOR MANAGEMENT
(See above - Same sign, different title)

9) CUSTOMER SERVICE Bright, cheery, positive, you are a fifty-cent cab ride from taking your own life. As children very few of you asked your parents for a little cubicle for your room and a headset so you could pretend to play "Customer Service." Continually passed over for promotions, your best bet is to sleep with your manager.

10) CONSULTANT Lacking any specific knowledge, you use acronyms to avoid revealing your utter lack of experience. You have convinced yourself that your "skills" are in demand and that you could get a higher paying job with any other organization in a heartbeat. You will spend an eternity contemplating these career opportunities without ever taking direct action.

11) RECRUITER, "HEADHUNTER" As a "person" that profits from the success of others, most people who actually work for a living disdain you. Paid on commission and susceptible to alcoholism, your ulcers and frequent heart attacks correspond directly with fluctuations in the stock market.

12) PARTNER, PRESIDENT, CEO You are brilliant or lucky. Your inability to figure out complex systems such as the fax machine suggest the latter.

13) GOVERNMENT WORKER Paid to take days off. Government workers are genius inventors, like the invention of new Holidays. You usually suffer from deep depression or anxiety and usually commit serious crimes while on the job...Thus the term "GO POSTAL"

12dn94dst 04-07-2003 11:12 PM

Re: Corporate Zodiac
 
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Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
3) TECHNOLOGY Unable to control anything in your personal life, you are instead content to completely control everything that happens at your workplace. Often even YOU don't understand what you are saying but who the hell can tell. It is written that Geeks shall inherit the Earth.

9) CUSTOMER SERVICE Bright, cheery, positive, you are a fifty-cent cab ride from taking your own life. As children very few of you asked your parents for a little cubicle for your room and a headset so you could pretend to play "Customer Service." Continually passed over for promotions, your best bet is to sleep with your manager.

lucky me, my 8 hours of torture encompass both of these. i'm just jacked up all the way around, huh?

i'm way too jaded to be "bright, cheery and positive," but my co-workers & I do ask each other to strangle, shoot & do other bodily harm to each other, so I guess that part's accurate.

Gina1201 04-08-2003 12:49 AM

Re: Corporate Zodiac
 
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Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
13) GOVERNMENT WORKER Paid to take days off. Government workers are genius inventors, like the invention of new Holidays. You usually suffer from deep depression or anxiety and usually commit serious crimes while on the job...Thus the term "GO POSTAL"
Hmm. . .the paid days off I agree with, but I'm not sure about the anxiety and depression. I DO NOT let my job get me down.

CrimsonTide4 09-03-2003 10:55 PM

THIS IS A NEW ONE!!
 
The other day, I was reading the paper, and I flipped past the funny pages and ended up on the horoscope. I read the message, and it was so vague, that anything I did that day could fall under what they told me in my daily horoscope. I wondered to myself," Man who thinks of these things," so I went and did some research. Come to find out people look at the stars and stuff like that to determine your mood and temperament for each day. Yeah right. Somebody is probably in the back of the Washington Post's Main Office, smoking a Jay and sipping some Remy, steady writing these messages in the name of astrology and has the whole Nation believing it. I thought to myself, "Hell, I can do that." But rather than give you all some random guess of how your day, week, or month will turn out, I'm going to Break down each of the signs of the Zodiac, UF style. I didn't look these up or anything, I'm just going off of people that I know, and you'll see that I'm no Miss Cleo or anything, but I hit the nail on the head with these:

Capricorn (Dec 22-Jan 19) Capricorn's are natural leaders. Competitive and hard working, they are often successful because of their confidence and strong will. My Main man Jesus was a Capricorn, so that should show you how they roll. Capricorn's are cool peoples, but that confidence and leadership stuff really sucks when they take it too far and turn into control freaks and snobby nitpickers. Capricorn's talk too damn much, too.

Aquarius (Jan 20-Feb 17) Aquarius are weird. They are often disguised as quiet thugs, or timid fly girls. But in actuality, they love to do stuff like read books, argue, dance in front of the mirror naked and occasionally stalk someone. Watch out for these folks, man.

Pisces (Feb 18-Mar 19) Nurturing and compassionate, people who fall under this sign tend to be boring as hell. These are the people who call you on the phone and sit there and don't say anything. They are great at keeping secrets, and picking winning lotto numbers; that's the only reason to keep them around.

Aries (Mar 20-April 19) You know those free-spirited people? The ones who used to be hippies in the 60's and don't like to wear underwear to work? They fall under the Aries sign. Most Aries are mistaken as freaks, but they just are spontaneous by nature, and can't be tied down or kept on a leash. Most Aries men are professional college students who are like 30 and still live in the all boys dorm. The typical Aries woman is a waitress at Applebee's or IHOP, a groupie, or a Hairdresser. Yo Mamma is an Aries, isn't she?

Taurus (April 20-May 19) People who fall under this sign are very determined. As well as stubborn. They have a vicious mean streak, and will scare the sh*t out of you at any given time. You want a "ride or die" partner for life? Taurus are loyal to the very end. They end up either successful, or locked up. With no parole.

Gemini (May 20-June 20) this is the sign of the twin. Gemini's are very inquisitive and just happy for no reason. These are the folks that are chipper for no reason while the rest of the world looks at them like they are crazy. Ned Flanders from the Simpsons is a Gemini. They are also two-faced, meaning they have two sides to their personalities. Church girls, secretaries, and strippers are Gemini's. Most are bisexuals. Sike.

Cancer (June 21-July 21) Cancers are big balls of emotions. They live off of the love or hate that they receive from others. A Cancer will kill you with a plastic fork. Male Cancers are Police Officers who beat their wives, then stab themselves for hitting a woman. Insecurity runs deep in these folks.

Leo (July 22-Aug 22) Leos are Narcissist. They are the wannabes; in their eyes, they are perfect. You can't tell a Leo that they are "not the bomb" 'cause they'll look at you and laugh. The thing is, they believe and act on this so much, that others start to think it too. Most...no, damn near ALL Leos have terrible road rage. Oh, and they like to yell.

Virgo (Aug 23-Sept 21) I'm a Virgo, but I'm not gonna make it seem like we are perfect. We are caring, and cooperative, but at the same time we are stubborn and cold hearted. We can look you in the face and lie to you without blinking or smiling. We can also give you our last dime. We need to be needed, and it shows. Beyonce is a Virgo, with her sexy ass.

Libra (Sept 22-Oct 22) Libra's are beautiful, but lethal. They have the personality that you love, but they are treacherous if you get on their bad side. Libra's are good cheerleaders and models. But beware, Libra's are too emotional, and will slash your tires and shoot at you in public places.

Scorpio (Oct 23-Nov 21) Very sexy, freaky and exuding confidence, Scorpios are HOT! Too bad they are sometimes dumb as a brick, and so complex that they don't even understand themselves. They are possessive and jealous, stemming from their natural conceit. But yeah, at some point, somehow, they will turn your ass out. You will NEVER forget a Scorpio.

Sagittarius (Nov 22-Dec 21) Sagittarius are very charismatic. A good worker, and centered around family, Sagittarius only downfall is their weakness to bend. While very enthusiastic, they are subject to succumb to bad influences. "Damn homie..in high school you was the MAN, homie!" This is often said to Sagittarius after they have fallen on their ass. Most turn out to be weed heads, or gangs leaders.

Jill1228 09-04-2003 01:44 AM

ON DA MONEY
DECEMBER: Loyal and generous. Patriotic. Active in games and interactions. Impatient and hasty. Ambitious. Influential in organizations. Fun to be with. Loves to socialize. Loves praises. Loves attention. Loves to be loved. Honest and trustworthy. Not pretending. Short tempered. Changing personality. Not egoistic. Take high pride in oneself. Hates restrictions. Loves to joke. Good sense of humor. Logical.

Honeykiss1974 09-04-2003 08:18 AM

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Capricorn (Dec 22-Jan 19) Capricorn's are natural leaders. Competitive and hard working, they are often successful because of their confidence and strong will. My Main man Jesus was a Capricorn, so that should show you how they roll. Capricorn's are cool peoples, but that confidence and leadership stuff really sucks when they take it too far and turn into control freaks and snobby nitpickers. Capricorn's talk too damn much, too.
Pretty accurate :p Goodness knows that I talk a lot.
You may have a new career on the horizon.


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ACCOUNTING The only other sign that studied in school. You are mostly immune from office politics. You are the most feared person in the organization; combined with your extreme organizational traits, the majority of rumors concerning you say that you are completely insane.
Funny :D, but errilly true :eek:

treblk 09-04-2003 12:30 PM

Libra (Sept 22-Oct 22) Libra's are beautiful, but lethal. They have the personality that you love, but they are treacherous if you get on their bad side. Libra's are good cheerleaders and models. But beware, Libra's are too emotional, and will slash your tires and shoot at you in public places.

Not all true!! I am not a psycho..I not a psycho...:eek: :eek:

Gyrl7 09-04-2003 01:47 PM

FEBRUARY: Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest and loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Showing anger easily. Dislike unnecessary things. Loves making friends but rarely shows it. Daring and stubborn. Ambitious. Realizing dreams and hopes. Sharp. Loves entertainment and leisure. Romantic on the inside not outside. Superstitious and ludicrous. Spendthrift. Learns to show emotions


This is all me minus the stubborn part. ;)

brickhouse492 09-04-2003 02:01 PM

You know what...yes, those sign things are 100% true for me. 99% cause it called me homely. I'm not feeling that. But I don't think I want anyone to know all of those things about me before I get to know them personally. I have a book of astrology at home that I love to pull out when I'm entertaining company. Some have gotten pretty embarrased after all of their secrets were revealed. They get up and grab the book out of my hand or cry for me to stop reading, and I do. It must have something to do with the fact that the stars and planets are always in the same positions on our birthdays. I don't even know if that is a fact but it's crazy.

enlightenment06 09-04-2003 02:01 PM

are we in the marix...?
 
APRIL: Active and dynamic. Decisive and haste but tends to regret. Attractive and affectiona te to oneself. Strong mentality. Loves attention. Diplomatic. Consoling, friendly and solves people's problems. Brave and fearless. Adventurous. Loving and caring. Suave and generous. Emotional. Aggressive. Hasty. Good memory. Moving motivates ones self an others. Sickness usually of the head and chest.

amazingly accurate

BLUTANG 09-04-2003 03:04 PM

Re: What does your month say about you?
 
I'm an August Grit!
Both descriptions are pretty acurate. :)

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Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
AUGUST: Loves to joke. Attractive. Suave and caring. Brave and fearless. Firm and has leadership qualities. Knows how to console others. Too generous and egoistic. Takes high pride of oneself. Thirsty for praises. Extraordinary spirit. Easily angered. Angry when provoked. Easily jealous. Observant. Careful and cautious. Thinks quickly. Independent thoughts. Loves to lead and to be led. Loves to dream. Talented in the arts, music and defense. Sensitive but not petty. Poor resistance against illnesses. Learns to relax. Hasty and trusty. Romantic.. Loving and caring. Loves to make friends...
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Originally posted by FLKING
GRITS (Aug 24 - Sept 23) ]Your highest aim is to be with others like yourself. You like to huddle together with a big crowd of other Grits. You love to travel though, so maybe you should think about joining a club. Where do you like to go? Anywhere they have cheese, gravy, bacon, butter, or eggs and a good time. If you can go somewhere where they have all these things, that serves you well. You are pure in heart.

Lady Pi Phi 09-04-2003 03:35 PM

I'm September...some of it's true about me some of it's not.

I am definitly NOT organized :)

CrimsonTide4 09-04-2003 03:53 PM

Re: THIS IS A NEW ONE!!
 
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Originally posted by The Great One!! :D
Leo (July 22-Aug 22) Leos are Narcissist. They are the wannabes; in their eyes, they are perfect. You can't tell a Leo that they are "not the bomb" 'cause they'll look at you and laugh. The thing is, they believe and act on this so much, that others start to think it too. Most...no, damn near ALL Leos have terrible road rage. Oh, and they like to yell.


LMAO @ road rage. :eek: :p Tis true but I have intermittent road rage. If a mofo intermittently gets in my way, WATCH OUT DERE NOW!!!

Dionysus 09-04-2003 04:14 PM

Re: THIS IS A NEW ONE!!
 
Quote:

Originally posted by CrimsonTide4

Cancer (June 21-July 21) Cancers are big balls of emotions. They live off of the love or hate that they receive from others. A Cancer will kill you with a plastic fork. Male Cancers are Police Officers who beat their wives, then stab themselves for hitting a woman. Insecurity runs deep in these folks.

For real, people better watch their back around me. I've been known for throwing my eyeglasses at people. ;)

31of31 09-24-2003 11:52 PM

mine...September...is so accurate - it's eerie!!!:eek: :rolleyes: :eek: !!!

De6 09-25-2003 04:17 PM

JUNE: Thinks far with vision. Easily influenced by kindness. Polite and soft-spoken. Having lots of ideas. Sensitive. Active mind. Hesitating, tends to delay. Choosy and always wants the best. Temperamental. Funny and humorous. Loves to joke. Good debating skills. Talkative. Daydreamer. Friendly. Knows how to make friends. Abiding. Able to show character. Easily
hurt. Easily bored. mood changes easiely.

- This is very,very,very TRUE :D

abaici 09-26-2003 12:30 AM

Re: Re: What does your month say about you?
 
Quote:

Originally posted by prospectiverushee
This is me 1000%
I agree. Pretty accurate. Well, alot of it anyway.

CrimsonTide4 10-26-2003 01:30 PM

I'm a 4
 
Once you have discovered your Birth Number, forward this email to the rest
of your friends, including the one who sent this to you. Put your "number"
in the "Subject" and Pass it on ! ..Have fun! Your birth date describes who
we are, what we are good at and what our inborn abilities are. It also
points to what we have to learn and the challenges we are facing.

To figure out your Birth Number, add all the numbers in the irth date
together, like the example, until there is only one digit. A Birth Number
does not prevent you from being anything you want to be, it will just color
your choice differently and give you a little insight.

Example : 3 / 20 / 1950 (March 20, 1950)
3 + 20 + 1950 = 1973
(1973) 1 + 9 + 7 + 3 = 20
(20) 2 + 0 = 2
2 is the Birth Number to read for the birth date in the example.

Your number is _____,

#1 THE ORIGINATOR
#2 THE PEACEMAKER
#3 THE LIFE OF THE PARTY
#4 THECONSERVAT! IVE
#5 THE NONCONFORMIST
#6 THE ROMANTIC
#7 THE INTELLECTUAL
#8 THE BIG SHOT
#9 THE PERFORMER


1 - THE ORIGINATOR
1 's are originals. Coming up with new ideas and executing them is natural.
Having things their own way is another trait that gets them as being
stubborn and arrogant. 1's are extremely honest and do well to learn some
diplomacy skills. They like to take the initiative and are often leaders or
bosses, as they like to be the best. Being self-employed is definitely
helpful for them. Lesson to learn: Others' ideas might be just as good or
better and to stay open minded. Famous 1's: Tom Hanks, Robert Redford, Hulk
Hogan, Carol Burnett, Wynona Judd, Nancy Reagan, Raquel Welch

2 - THE PEACEMAKER
2's are the born diplomats. They are aware of others' needs and moods and
often think of others before themselves. Naturally analytical and very
intuitive they don't like to be alone. Friendship and companionship is very
important and canlea! d them to be successful in life, but on the other hand
they'd rather b e alone than in an uncomfortable relationship. Being
naturally shy they should learn to boost their self- esteem and express
themselves freely and seize the moment and not put things off.
Famous 2's: President Bill Clinton, Madonna, Whoopee Goldberg, Thomas
Edison, Wolfgang, Amadeus Mozart.

3 - THE LIFE OF THE PARTY
3's are idealists. They are very creative, social, charming, romantic, and
easygoing. They start many things, but don't always see them through. They
like others to be happy and go to great lengths to achieve it. They are
very popular and idealistic. They should learn to see the world from a more
realistic point of view. Famous 3's: Alan Alda, Ann Landers, Bill Cosby,
Melanie Griffith, Salvador Dali, Jodi Foster

4 - THE CONSERVATIVE
4's are sensible and traditional. They like order and routine. They only
act when they fully understand what they are expected to do. They like
getting their hands dirty and working hard. They are attracted ! to the
outdoors and feel an affinity with nature. They are prepared to wait and
can be stubborn and persistent. They should learn to be more flexible and
to be nice to themselves. Famous 4's: Neil Diamond, Margaret Thatcher,
Arnold Schwarzenegger, Tina Turner, Paul Hogan, Oprah Winfrey

5 - THE NONCONFORMIST
5's are the explorers. Their natural curiosity, risk taking, and enthusiasm
often land them in hot water. They need diversity, and don't like to be
stuck in a rut. The whole world is their school and they see a learning
possibility in every situation. The questions never stop. They are well
advised to look before they take action and make sure they have all the
facts before jumping to conclusions. Famous 5's: Abraham Lincoln, Charlotte
Bronte, Jessica Walter,Vincent Van Gogh, Bette Midler, Helen Keller and
Mark Hamil.

6 - THE ROMANTIC 6's are idealistic and need to feel! useful to be happy. A
strong family connection is important to them. Their actions influence
their decisions. They have a strong urge to take care of others and to
help. They are very loyal and make great teachers. >>They like art or
music. They make loyal friends who take the friendship seriously. 6's
should learn to differentiate between what they can change and what they
cannot. Famous 6's: Albert Einstein, Jane Seymour, John Denver, Meryl
Streep, Christopher Columbus, Goldie Hawn

7 - THEINTELLECTUAL
7's are the searchers. Always probing for hidden information, they find it
difficult to accept things at face value. Emotions don't sway their
decisions. Questioning everything in life, they don't like to be questioned
themselves. They're never off to a fast start, and their motto is slow and
steady wins the race. They come across as philosophers and being very
knowledgeable, and sometimes as loners. They are technically inclined and
make great researchers uncovering information.. They like secrets. They live
in their own world a! nd should learn what is acceptable and what not in
the world at large. Famous 7's: William Shakespeare, Lucille Ball, Michael
Jackson, Joan Baez,Princess Diana

8 - THE BIG SHOT
8's are the problem solvers. They are professional, blunt and to the point,
have good judgment and are decisive. They have grand plans and like to live
the good life. They take charge of people. They view people objectively.
They let you know in nouncertain terms that they are the boss. They should
learn to exude their decisions on their own needs rather than on what others
want. Famous 8's: Edgar Cayce, Barbra Streisand, George Harrison, Jane
Fonda, Pablo Picasso, Aretha Franklin, Nostrodamus, George H Bush, Barbara
Bush

9 - THE PERFORMER
9's are natural entertainers. They are very caring and generous, giving
away their last dollar to help. With their charm, they have no problem
making friends and nobody is a stranger to them. They have so many different
personalities that peo! ple around them have a hard time understanding them.
like chameleons , ever changing and blending in. They have tremendous luck,
but also can suffer from extremes in fortune and mood. To be successful,
they need to build a loving foundation. Famous 9's: Albert Schweitzer,
Shirley MacLaine, Harrison Ford, Jimmy Carter, Elvis Presley


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