Do's and Don'ts of sex
 

Do: recline the seat all the way back

Don't: park under a light pole

More tips from anyone else?

don't munch on my stuff
do use muscle control

Don't be loud...I have a roomate
Do whisper in my ear
Don't whisper corny ish

Don't act like you are the best thing ever...I have probably had better
Do take more than a few quick stabs

DON'T scream out someone else's name

DON'T try to change positions every 2 minutes...

DON'T try to turn it into a marathon; no need. Really.

AMEN TO THAT!!!! sheesh.....

Do: kiss on other places besides my mouth...the neck is a bonus
Don't: ask, "so, baby.....i was the best, right?" :rolleyes: oh, c'mon....you may like the question, but you may not like the answer! (right on, librasoul!)

Don't: Ask for oral sex, and don't want to give any in reture

Don't: Ask for hand-jobs, and don't want to give any in return :mad:

Do: Cuddle afterwards.
Don't: Ask, "So, did you...ya know...finish?"

Do: Say "You are buetifull"
Don't: Say "You;re sister is also nice"

but what if you can't help it, do just want us to stop w/o nutting?

Oh, you can help it

Do eat something beforehand. Nothing kills the mood and makes you want to giggle like a gurgling stomach. :)

i promise some dudes just can't

Then you at least have to take a break, I mean we're not machines.

just let us know, if you want us to stop, just tell us. some of cats aren't so selfish that we're only concerned about getting ours.

Fair enough.

Don't bite me. Nibbles are okay, but come on now...
Do show your pleasure. Vocal can be good.

Do:pass on kinky stuff on the first time
Don't: call the police on your neighbors. That's rude.

Don't: try to cuddle after if either or both of us is all sweaty... gross.

Do: keep going until you know I'm completely satisfied... and yes, it may take a while till I'm COMPLETELY satisfied, so keep your strength up!

:D

don't fart...or burp for that matter!!!! gross!
don't say "i love you" unless you really mean it

do get ready for round 2....quickly....like really quickly

DO: Do something u've never tried with anyone else.
Dont': Do it when girls is on u know what

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Dont talk like you know what youre doing and then when it comes down to it be completely clueless about a womans body... sheesh!

Do LISTEN...

Dont be a sucky kisser and expect me to want more...

Don't tell all your friends about it, if was any of their business I would be doing it with them!

Do make noises and tell me that my $!@#%^ is the isht and I'm the best you've ever had.

Do not stop just because you have heartburn cuz you just had a ishtload of beer.

Do turn the fan the other way because it can and does get dry.

Do not piss me off when I'm going down because my teeth are very powerful.

Do spank me because I've been naughty.

But...

Don't spank me hard enough to give me welts on my azz.

LOL :D

Ouch. Bad mental image.

hahahahhahahaha.....so funny, girl, sooo funny! way to be unbelievably honest!!! the fan??? priceless! :D woo....still laughing....

do use your tongue on multiple parts and look me in the eyes...
do use that carnal instinct
do go deep even when I say fast

DONT stop until I am done or tell you too.
DONT keep going when I am dry unless you want a raw D$*#
DONT say something about any part of my body jiggling or bouncing, that to me equals fat, which is not sexy.
AND DONT ask me how I like your hard bone.... really can you please come up with another name for it, dogs chew on bones, guys screw with a dick!

I always use the standard “A gentleman never tells” but this has also got me in trouble because some say it’s admitting something happened. What’s the safest answer for when your brothers corner you the next morning?

All these don'ts have happened to me.

Do: Get rough with me
Don’t: Draw blood

Do: Talk dirty to me.
Don’t: Talk to me about your boyfriend.

Do: Feel free to borrow a shirt to sleep in/wear home.
Don’t: Return any borrowed clothes dirty.

I have nothing too add. I am way too innocent. :)

Yeah, some of you are freaks.

-Rudey
--Do buy me a nice dinner after in return for the good time.

lol! I was thinking the same thing.

Just curious, was it the same guy that cooed these little gems in your ear? LOL Cause if so, he seriously needs to reconsider his game.

oooooh, baby...so jiggly...and btw, how do you like that hard bone?

um, yeah.

Do: Us handcuff
Don't: Loose the key

DO: Be prepared to go down on your partner if you're asking him/her to go down on you.

DO: Listen to your partner... s/he will let you know what feels good and what doesn't. Return the favor. You'll both have a lot more fun that way ;)

DON'T: Just roll over and go to sleep once you're satisfied.

DON'T: Insist on a position that's uncomfortable for your partner.

DON'T: Insist on anything kinky unless you know your partner is ok with it.

DON'T: Put your sex toys in your carry-on bag! (Not too long ago, I saw this poor guy at the airport having his carry-on bag hand searched by security... now I know why they wear gloves :eek: )

DON'T: ask if it was good for me.

was it good for you?

Oh, Arya...YOU know it was....it alway is.

lol