Pimp Slaps
 

I know this is quite an unusual thread but sometimes you just wanna pimp slap some people. Who would you just pimp slap if you could get away with it? I would start with one of my students, not because he's bad but because he is so DUMB and he thinks he's not. Then maybe my narrow minded co-worker who thinks that George Bush is the best thing since sliced bread!

RIGHT ON TIME!
 

Pimp slaps shall be extended to:

- G Dub...WAY TO RUIN THE COUNTRY, MORON!

- MY EX...LOW DOWN DIRTY &)*(&^)*^%&(*)

- MY NEIGHBORS...CAN YA BE QUIET FOR JUST....FIVE...SECONDS??? IT SOUNDS LIKE THE FREAKING FALLING OF THE BERLIN WALL OVER THERE!!!

MUCH better.

*That wench at Jack and the Box. Now, earlier this evening my mouth was watering for some bacon and cheddar (CRISPY) potato wedges. I told the woman eaaaaasy on the cheese, becase they are known to put too much on it, making it soggy. Well, today they put even more than usual, the wedges were practically drowning in cheese, I even had to fish for some of them. :mad:

*That bastard who played "chicken" with his big pick-up with monster wheels
while my car was sitting STILL at an intersection Friday night. What's worse, the
driver was not some punk teenager, that ass was in his 30's or 40's and his
teenage son was sitting in the passenger seat. No wonder why children are so full
of sh*t...they learn it from their parents.

I would love to pimp slap my ex-boyfriend(as of last week) for being so STUPID!!!! :mad:

The mofos planning my class reunion.:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

I would love to pimp slap my paycheck! It was not big enough! And now I have to wait until my next paycheck, (at the end of the month) and ya know what, I am going to pimp slap that one too:mad:

I also would like to pimpslap my roommate, because he turned the heat down again, yesterday morning it was minus 15degrees with the windshield and he had the nerve to turn down our thermastat to 64degrees. FOOL WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!:mad:


Ok, I feel better (I like this post).;)

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Confucius
[B]I would love to pimp slap my paycheck! It was not big enough! And now I have to wait until my next paycheck, (at the end of the month) and ya know what, I am going to pimp slap that one too:mad:


I second the pimp slapage!!!:mad:

I would like to pimp slap the idiot who sat behind me at the Anita Baker and talked sh** about her the whole time {what's taking her so long? she ain't no superstar.} I could have slapped his a**.

I wanna pimp slap
 

My manager because she is drinking some haterade because HER manager recommended me for a BIG project. I worked on several smaller ones last year. I'm supposed to be the quiet little black girl that sits in the corner cube and supervise her two people. I'm not supposed to be vocal, make myself known, and work on projects so I can grow and move up or around in this firm.

Sorry heffa...this is my time to shine.

Let's see here.........
 

Ooh! Ooh! My turn, my turn...

I wanna pimp slap that hollerin' baby who cried the entire time on a 3hr flight.

I wanna pimp slap mother nature for this extremely frigid weather we've been having lately.

I wanna pimp slap whomever is in charge of setting these ridiculous gas prices.

I wanna pimp slap ALL the mama's of toddlers who know how to sing EVERY song on the radio, but can't say their ABC's or 123's.

I wanna pimp slap ticket master for charging all those unnecessary fees.

I wanna pimp slap the construction worker who decided to do construction on the highway in the MIDDLE OF RUSH HOUR.

:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

Re: Let's see here.........
 

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

I wanna pimp slap the guy I just started seeing!!! He has cancelled on me twice in the last week and he's playing phone games!!! :mad:

Re: Re: Let's see here.........
 

I know, a lot of personal pimp slapping, right? I also wanna pimp slap my ex for thinking that we're gonna get back together....

And Mz Destiny, if he cancels a third time, the third time should be the charm that says drop him like a hot potato!!!!!!!! :D

Please place me in the LLOOONNNGGG line of those who want to pimp slap George B. (dag, I am number 5,434,456 )

I want to pimp slap my boyfriend for being a complete A$$ for the last week. He just don't know how close I am to losing 200 lbs of his a$$.

Great thread!
 

I would love to pimp slap a couple of the people I work with!:o :o

GOOD THREAD!!
 

I'm diggin this thread.

I want to pimp slap...

the owners of the store I work at for being so d@mn simple.

my boss here at the school for leaving me a nasty voicemail message.

some of the kids at this school for thinking they are SO above the rules.

Dubya for the obvious reasons.

some of the power hungry people here that get off on holding isht over other people's heads. That isht gets old and tired after a while.

the administration at this school for being so friggin last minute. I mean, we have a calendar. Why is everything so last minute???? *SLAP*

my boss AGAIN for feeling like it's cool to give deadlines less than 48 hours out.

My Turn,My Turn
 

I would love to pimp slap:

-The management of my company who decided not to shut the company down last week...even though we had a major ice strom.

-The management of my company again for basically putting out a memo that the client comes first and that we should risk our lives and get to work on time.

-And most of the customers that I deal with on a daily basis for basically treating like I'm lower then dirt because I'm not a computer tech....especially when they find out the have to pay for software support

-Oh almost forgot the Ops trolls who frigging gave me a 10:30am lunch on this new shift bid schedule

My pimp slap must be number 5, 434,457 for George B. Wubbya.

Re: My Turn,My Turn
 

***OK off topic***

You know what came to mind when I read this? The manager in the World Trade Center that told his staff if anybody leaves they will be fired because they had clients to service. The people who left have their LIVES. That isht still pisses me off when I think about it.

Get a new job prospectiverushee...management sucks at your place.

***OK back to the pimp slappage***

Oooh, me, me!! My turn!!!

I would like to join the ever-growing line to pimp slap our Presidiot George Bush.

Next, I would like to pimp slap that little girl that I saw at the 7-11 last night on my way to work. She wanted some junky snack cakes and her mommy told her no. WHY did that little hiefer start screaming, "I hate you!! I'm not going anywhere with your ugly azz!!" Then proceeded to run along the aisles of the store knocking everything down while mommy just stood there. In fact, I would like to pimp slap the mom too for being stupid!! :mad:

Then, I would like to pimp slap the school district. Where is my check for subbing for those bad kids two weeks ago??

Finally, the women and men who appear on these paternity test shows (Maury, Jenny Jones) knowing they have been hoing around and then have the nerve to look shocked, fall out like they at a funeral, etc. when the test does not go the way they want. Also, an honorary pimp slap for those moms that appear on the same shows with bad azz kids and expect the military man to deal with them.

More pimp slaps to come!!

Im Next! Im Next!

Am I number 5, 434,458 for G.W? LOL

SUPER pimp slap my supervisor for always being so mean and snobbish! WE DONT CARE HOW MUCH MONEY YOUR HUSBANDS DADDY HAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Double Pimp slap the left overs from that 30 inches of snow THAT JUST WILL NOT GO AWAY!

Triple Pimp Slap the woman I saw yesterday for wearing open toe sandals!







:cool::) :)

My turn!

First, I gotta pimp slap Dubya for just being an idiot and also just for general principal.

A HUGE pimp slap for all this dang on rain. I swear the gray skies are about to depress me.

Super pimp slap to the process engineering prof who gave me homework over spring break.

Super duper pimp slap to the other prof who wants me to design a bioreactor over the break! I HAVE NOT GRADUATED YET!!!!!

RYAN SEACREST!!! HE is sooooooo dayum annoying.

An Open Letter to American Idol: If you decide to have an American Idol 3, get rid of Seacrest. He makes my NETHER REGIONS FLARE, PULSATE, and THROB!!!!!:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

My supervisor!!!!!
 

I would like to pimp slap my supervisor for coming to work on Monday with a GHEEEEEETTTTTTOOOOOO hairstyle that looked as if she had a puppy sitting on top of her head!!! WTF?????

side: not pulsate and throb, CT4?! lol

Can I pimp slap my EX boss for firing me at 4:50pm on a freaking TUESDAY?

Can I pimp slap the weather, can it be spring OR winter, not both?

*Looking for the end of the "Pimp slap Dubya" line*

Can I pimp slap North Korea for trying to flex on the United States? (and an extra slap for Dubya for IGNORING them!!)

I wanna pimp slap the (expletive)(expletive) ;) that wrote that "Idiot's guide to Black History Month" article.

I wanna stand in line to pimp slap Nikki1920s boss for wasting her gas/sleep yesterday!

I wanna pimp slap financial aid, my aid was reinstated over a week now, and I have yet to get my check!

I wanna pimp slap financial aid for even putting me through the appeals process anyway, I have WAYYYY above their 2.0 requirement.

I wanna pimp slap my old college, they sent me a letter saying that I owe them 'delinquent tuition, residency fees', because my last semester there, my mother (my next of kin), moved to Florida. Now I have to go through all of these hoops to prove that I was an independent student, that she has not claimed me on her taxes in at least 5-6 years, she has provided 0% of my educational expenses and I do NOT owe that school anything, let alone $4500.

I wanna pimp slap myself for not deciding on a major when I first went to college, I would have graduated by now.

I wanna pimp slap Hoosier who just needs a little attention...I will give him some attention :o

I wanna Pimp Slap:

All of the customers of the bank I work for

Upper management who decided we cant eat at our desks anymore, just because some complained to OSHA about mice

The person who complained

The old lady at Walmart who messed up my baby registry

The owners of the vending machines at work for always messing up change and not giving me my snacks

ok why did i CTFU when i saw the title of this thread? lol!

QTE

I'll pimp slap ANYBODY that messes with a pregnant girls snacks!!
Are they mad?

Speaking of the Maury show...I want to pimp slap the YOUNG lady that has been on 3 times and has brought on about 10 men for a paternity test for her baby. They all failed. That isht is nasty.

AAUUGGHHHH!!!!
 

OH MY GGOOODDDNNEESSS!!! :eek: :eek:

I need to PIMP SLAP, then come around with the upper hook, the back hand pop and the damn SuperNelson on the d#%$ man who passed gas in the elevator and then left!!!!:mad: :mad: :eek:

What kinda mess is that!!! If I see him again I need to do a flying leap and flaten his A$$:mad: :mad:

got me on the wrong foot this mornin'

I wanna pimp double slap the person who called me last night asking if I was mad at them because I didn't include them in ANY of my photos.
:mad:

You deserve a pimp slap for even asking me such foolishness.

I want to pimp slap the person who came to my room bothering me after I told them an hour earlier that I did not want to be BOTHERED. DO YOU NOT SPEAKA NO ENGLISH NOR COMPREHENDA NO ENGLISH? :confused: :mad: LEAVE ME ALONE! You need another pimp slap for asking me if I will want to be bothered tomorrow. WHAT KIND OF MORONIC isht is that? :rolleyes:

I want to pimp slap this sorry azz bell company for not fixing our bell or intercom sytem at work. I'm tired of going to other classrooms to get students out of class so they can check-out, go to the office or discipline. :mad: FIX THE DAYUM BELL SYSTEM!

Re: AAUUGGHHHH!!!!
 

RMBAOTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!

You just made a bad morning GREAT!! *lol*

CTFU!!!

:D

I gots more pimp slaps!!!!!!!!!!
 

i would like to go back in time to pimp slap that parent from yesterday......

i can only imagine how difficult parenting must be, but....dude your child like speaks alien or something.....the counselor told me that she thought the child was possesed or was just speaking in tongue all this time...lol

yes ma'am, like i suggested in august, you need to take your child to the free speech therapy program at the unversity two blocks from your home......*slap*

yes ma'am, you MUST practice her speech articulation at HOME.....*slap-slap*

yes, it would be a good idea to change your hair appointment day, so that you can be present to participate in her therapy at school...*slappity-slap-slap*

The woman who filed a POLICE REPORT because someone stole her PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICH from work. :mad: **See DST in 3 minutes**

Re: AAUUGGHHHH!!!!
 

Oh no! No he didn't do that to my profizzle!

(puts vaseline on face)

IT'S ON!:mad:

Yeah I pimp slap her for the ever man she brings on the show!!!!!!

A FOR REAL, BIG ASS PIMP SLAP to Bush. :mad: :mad: :mad:
(I wish there were sound effects on here so I could make a "whup-shhht" sound......)

I know y'all been lining up to slap him already, and I was waiting my turn, but I can't hold it back any longer. My response to his speech tonight:

A FOR REAL, BIG ASS PIMP SLAP for totally ignoring/not giving a isht about the American peoples' concerns.

A FOR REAL, BIG ASS PIMP SLAP for saying that we will go to war, with or without UN approval (aren't there international laws forbidding this?).

A FOR REAL, BIG ASS PIMP SLAP for thinking that we can win this war without the help of our "allies". Talk about Public Enemy #1!

A FOR REAL, BIG ASS PIMP SLAP for trying to minimalize the guaranteed blood shed by saying that we will drop food and provide hospital care to the people of Iraq.

A FOR REAL, BIG ASS PIMP SLAP for trying to play on our sympathies by trying to tie in Sept. 11th with Sadaam. NO evidence has been presented that indicates involvement by Sadaam or anyone else in Iraq. They don't even profess to have any.

A FOR REAL, BIG ASS PIMP SLAP for dancing around each and every pertinent question posed to him.

A FOR REAL, BIG ASS PIMP SLAP for cracking lame ass jokes with the press while I'm over here worrying about my life (and y'alls).

And one more FOR REAL, BIG ASS PIMP SLAP just for his overall appearance: the goofy ass walk, the ever present confused look on his face, the pregnant pause before every response because he has no clue what the f*ck he is doing. I just can't take this man seriously.

Sorry for the vent, y'all, but this man is truly playing God. If you missed the big event tonight, you didn't miss much. My advice is that we should all be on our knees praying at this point.

We will just pimp slap him together. I can not understand why this man is our president. You know I bet the rest of the world looks at him and thinks, "he** no" I am not getting involved in any coalition he could be leading. I hope he just has enough sense to listen to the UN!