A little bit about how guys think . . .
 

So I am hanging out in this Strip Bar and randomly ask this Dancer I just met out for drinks. She agrees and actually shows up.

We have some drinks and do some heavy hooking for 30-45 minutes and then she goes home to her live-in boyfriend.

Ok, there are some important key words and phrases here that guys pick up on immediately.

Dancer (stripper). First time meeting her. Hooking up. And live in boy friend.

You see boys receive bonus points from other boys in different situations, although we might act properly horrified in front of uptight ladies, even though we start winking when she turns her back.

In fact we receive more points usually in direct proportion to how much girls would dissaprove.

So in conversations with anything but a total "girly guy", closet mamas boy, or potential Gay Boy, we usually get high-fives for behaviors that girls get upset about.

In this case I got bonus points for hooking up with a stripper. More points for picking her up at a strip bar (her work, and while working) and more points for it being the first time I met her.

The coup de grace in terms of extra bonus points was sending her home to her live-in boy friend.

This is quite an honest appraisal of how most guys will view these types of situations, even though they may be too timid to admit it in front of girls.

Bottom line: In terms of the "guy code" James wracked up some serious points. Although I am not sure if get extra points because she had size D implants.

I thought I would write this in the spirirt of some of the cheating threads.

Re: A little bit about how guys think . . .
 

and James takes the lead . . . holy crap, that's a hell of a night dude. Well done.

For the women in the audience - any part of that night would be considered "story-worthy" around the hangover table the next day - combine them all, and James has earned bragging rights until the next "NFW" comes along.

Re: Re: A little bit about how guys think . . .
 

What's NFW?

James is a stud.....
 

James, thanks for your honesty. I'd say it's refreshing, but I'd be lying :p

Just Kidding! You know I love ya babe ;)


What is NFW = No Freakin' Way?

Re: James is a stud.....
 

"No Fucking Way!" In Verbal Caps . . .

Now you know I don't use such language! LOL

*sigh* oh James...

That's what the stripper with the live in boyfriend said!:p

Thanks for the translation of NFW. :rolleyes: ;)

LMAO- I was thinking the same thing!!

naaah I told her my name was Cream from Manhatten . . . :p

:eek: I don't swing that way! :p LOL!

Sorry gorgeous, thought you were a swing hitter that liked to play for the other team.

I would take points AWAY for D-size implants because that's just a little tacky, in my opinion. A more modest, perky C would be better.

Way to make me proud, stud!

Well she was actually a plus C. Not quite a D. butt hats takes longer to explain. But very firm!

Thanks for calling me gorgeous, STUD!

You should really come to New York for the GC party. I can't imagine all the debauchery. ;)

I like the nipple rings . . . but the Ring in her uhhm . . . pussy lips or hood (I guess? What do women call that thing? Love box?) Had to be painful.

Thats awesome James!:D :cool: You just better be careful not to bang her without a condom. A friend of mine who plays in NFL has been dating this stripper from Atlanta going on 3 years now. She is extremely hot to say the least. He lives in New Orleans and I think she's moving back there to live with him. They had a big blow up during the NBA all star game week. Something about how he heard from a friend that runs Riviara that she supposedly had sex with some guy for 3,000$ dollars. Of course she denied it but I know she was struggling to pay all her bills for awhile. Their both dirty as hell, but I ain't got nothing but love for them.

Just be carefull when you bang strippers, which I know you do, because you might get something you can't get rid of. I know how hard it is to keep it out of the vagina with some of the hot ones......but do yourself a favor and just settle for a blow job.

I would refer to it as hood!!! Been told it doesn't hurt that much--how'd it look--- I kind of want to get that done--just to say I did!!! hee hee!!!

And congrats--you are a stud!!! I know many men who would love to be you!!!

Someone told me that after you do that you have orgasms all the time for awhile, but then like after 5 years you just become immune to them and you can't feel them anymore. So I think that would kind of, um, suck. But I dunno if this is true or not at all....needless to say I still wouldn't do it. :rolleyes:

The more I learn about men, the more seriously I consider being a lesbian.....:p

I think nipple rings are totally trashy on girls, sorry to offend anyone who has them.

As for the clit ring, I think it's kind of cool if it's a small and tasteful piece of jewelry because it's sort of like your little secret, you know? But, it's true that it can damage nerve endings down there, weakening or completely destroying the possibility of orgasm... I'll never do it.

It was a hood ring . .

Okay, whatever... same region... I wasn't reading that closely.

I think this thread is pretty funny. Number one, James...while your boys might be backslapping you and "yeee-ah boyee-ing" in your face, I suspect that behind your back, they realize what's really up....it is all about the money, babe. Why didn't she go home with YOU? Did you actually HIT IT (heavy hooking?) If not, it is because you weren't PAYING! Or maybe you were, just not enough...

In any event you were duped, as are most men in strip clubs when they get that little bit of extra attention, into thinking that this chick actually WANTED you.

Second of all, HILARIOUS that this thread didn't get the ladies of GC all riled up, as I am sure was your intention (as always).

On both counts...better luck next time!

Great points! I'm glad that someone touched on those.

quoted because you said "touched on those"

Hahahahaahaah +1

Librasoul, I love you.

How about money when she met me after at a bar and she bought the drinks lol? Unless you meant that she was indirectly paying me? I like to flatter myself but even I wouldn't go that far.

Ladies always have to twist everything . . . ;)

James, I think that it's true love. :rolleyes:

LOL.

Um, James...DID YOU HIT, YES OR NO? Way to avoid the question.

Also, I think you have to *know* the game in order to be considered a *player*, get me?




Valkyrie, back atcha.

I'm still a virgin sweetie. Saving myself for marriage:)

...i'm *still* impressed babe :)

From a Girl's Point of View
 

actually, i would have to say that he lost some points
and here's why:

MY REASONING and Questions:

First of all, he hooked up with a stripper
Who bought all the drinks?
If James did, he LOSES about 10 cool points

Next, he took her to make out somewhere
Which means she was probably kind of wasted
MINUS 10 cool points

Finally, he sent her home to her live-in boyfriend
PLUS 5 cool points

Why?

Hello, the LIVE-IN BOYFRIEND is the one who rules
He's got a stripper for a girlfriend that HE probably cheats on while she's working
No doubt she's bi or she's brought home another stripper to spice things up in the bedroom
She's making more dough than he is. . .so he's probably a loser who doesn't do squat but watch ESPN all day
Finally, she came home to him. . .and he totally has the option of guilt-riding her and sleeping with her. . .


This guy has you beat by a long shot
He's still got the stripper chick
She's just another 'spank bank' deposit for you

Re: From a Girl's Point of View
 

Well actually James said she bought the drinks.

So he redeems those 10 points.

Oh my goodness.

What a thread.

Congratulations James on climbing that highest of mountains, managing to actually HOOK UP with a STRIPPER. WOOOOOW, that's so cooooool!

or no how about this one:

[self-righteous] I am morally outraged. You male slut, you. Lightning will strike you down heathen![/self-righteous]

:rolleyes:

I mean I, like librasoul, honestly wonder what reaction was being sought out.

If she was cool and you had a good time then that's good. If she gave you a disease that would suck. If you wasted your money on the chick then that too would suck. But it doesn't affect me regardless so I just wonder what reaction you wanted so we can all oblige?

Thanks for the help.

I thought it would be a lot more interesting thread than it turned out to be . . . the "moral outrage" crew somehow missed this thread, maybe they're just avoiding all threads by James in general? Either way, I'm disappointed.

I expected great things, and I've been let down.

LOL.

I think that most have caught on to James' peculiar need for female angst.

Ha ha. They've probably got him on ignore.

on this note, we're currently taking applications for the position of "Stirs Shit Up So I Have Something To Read While Procrastinating" - send them via PM to either myself or Thrillhouse