Ridiculously stupid lines in a movie.
 

Don't know if this has been done before, but new people on GC=new opinions. One of the threads got me thinking about this. I never liked this line. Some thought it was soooo "deep". I thought it was a bunch of bunk.

From "Love Story". "Love means never having to say you're sorry."

That is the biggest piece of dribble I can come up with. Not a thread for debate as mush as wanting to know what lines YOU think are basically FOS!

If you can't think of a movie, throw in a song like-
"MacArthur Park is melting in the dark
All the sweet, green icing flowing down
Someone left the cake out in the rain
I don't think that I can take it
'Cause it took so long to bake it
And I'll never have that recipe again
Oh, no!"http://www.handykult.de/plaudersmilies.de/puke.gif

I don't really have any bad movies lines, but JAM, that icon is disgusting... haha.

Oh wait, yeah I do... "You had me at hello"... BLEH.

Also, the song that is now on that Geico commercial... something about

Sometimes when we touch
The honesty's too much
And I have to close my eyes and... hide (maybe?)

I wanna hold you till I die
Till we both break down and cry...

I mean really... YUCK.

Maybe this is just something I don't understand....

Lenny Kravitz-
Once you dig in, you'll find it coming out the other side.

Are these even the right words?????? If so, what does it mean? Sounds like he's talking about food poisoning and that's really gross!:o :o

"Hasta la vista, baby"

It was just a stupid thing for a "terminator" to say, especially the Baby party. Plus, it spurrned a bunch of people saying it all the time - very annoying!!!! :rolleyes:

You Eighties children might remember Wham's song, "Careless Whisper". One of the lines is....

"I'm never gonna dance again, guilty feet have got no rhythm" :rolleyes:

Worst line ever
 

"Nobody puts Baby in a corner." Patrick Swayze in Dirty Dancing.

Re: Worst line ever
 

OMG, I WAS SO GOING TO POST THIS!

KillarneyRose, no way, Wham's lyrics were deep.

Wake me up before you go-go.

Libra, Cream, I'm going to have to respectfully disagree with you. That is a classic line!!

(Sorry, Dirty Dancing is my favorite movie!!! :D )

"I'm Tony Montana, f*** you." Which basically was the entire dialogue in Brian DePalma's Scarface.
:rolleyes:

I agree, that line is classic! I't deep or moving, but it's still a great line.

"I'm Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die." Princess Bride

I love this movie. This line isn't ridiculously stupid, it's just funny.

As for Dirty Dancing, it's a good movie with a really bad, but memorable, line that haunts me to this day. ;)

Jerry Maguire (Tom Cruise) -- "...you complete me."

I think it holds a record in how many times the F-word was used in a film... something like 200+ instances. Some memorable groaners:

"I'm Tony Montana! Jou f*ck wit' me, jou f*ckin' wit' de best!"
"Manolo! 'Choot dat piece o' chit!"
"Say good night to de bad guy!"
"Maybe you can handle yourself one of them First Class tickets to the resurrection" / "F*ckin' punk! Son of a b*tch!" / "So long, Mel; Have a good trip" / "F*ck you!" (Tony shooting Mel)
"F*ck Gaspar Gomez, and f*ck the f*ckin' Diaz brothers! F*ck'em all! I bury those c*ck-a-roaches!" (Tony to Frank)

"I'll never let go Jack, I'll never let go..."



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I can't believe anyone would knock Wham or Dirty Dancing... ahhh, the memories!

I used to make my sister do "the lift" with me!

How Bi-Sexual!

Oh, whatever, James... don't be a brat!

why stop at just movies?
 

(i think that song 'careless whisper' is cute:)

anyway there are plenty of songs out there that have ridiculous lines..
i just happen to be reading the booklet from my mariah carey cd. i do like her once i get past her songs' redundancy. her song 'boy' has this line that gets on my nerves, "...my heart races when my motorola beeps or my cell phone rings" i think songs are so corny when they include stuff about your cell phones, beepers, and two way pagers..:rolleyes:
while we are still on that song, there is another line, "i am gonna wrap you up" the line itself may not be weird, but it is when the same line is in about 5 of her songs!

or how about britney spears' "email my heart" email?! :confused:

"I'm king of the world!!!!!!"

as for songs..all i can say is.

"he was a skater boy, i said see you later boy."

how does it take 4 people to write that? seriously..if i wrote something equally as crappy could i be nominated for a grammy too?

i have to disagree on that one. that is a great line because it ties back to a scene near the beginning of the movie when Jerry and Dorothy just quit SMI.

No one saw 'Finding Forrester'?

'Youre the man now, dog.' -SEAN 66 YEAR OLD SCOTTISH F'ING CONNERY

Thank you for triggering my memory. Now I'm remembering the scene where Manolo (Steven Bauer, the former Mr. Melanie Griffith before Antonio Banderas) was rejected by those woman and his call of "lehbian!" after he was slapped.
CTFU. CTFU. CTFU.

Ohhhh, yes. I was just going to post this one myself. The only word to describe this line is insipid...it's just awful. Every time I hear it, I don't know whether to laugh or cringe. Some guy actually tried to use this line on me in high school...poor thing. Ugh. I hate it when men try to wax poetic.

Now, say we walk in to do a robbery and we shout 'We're the Younger James gang! And the people will ask 'The Younger James gang? Is there an Older James gang? How come we've never heard of them? And they will be too busy trying to figure that out and not hold up their hand?

-American Outlaw

Wait, you spelled it wrong. It's "he was a sk8er boi, i said see you l8tr boi." Avril Lavigne needs to be smacked around a bit.


One of the worst song lines: "Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got/I'm still Jenny from the block." BAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:

I agree with both of these! If I never saw Jennifer Lopez again, it would be too soon. Avril Lavigne needs to take a long walk off a short pier with some cement shoes.

OMG, sg2! When I read what you wrote I had this flashback of Homecoming 1987 when I insisted that a football player do "the lift" with me! I approached him too fast and we were both three sheets to the wind, so we toppled over backwards, he hit his shoulder on a table and I landed quite forcefully on his chest. Ow! I'm sure my mother would have been so proud...:rolleyes:

An even more stupid line from the same song: "I'm real, I thought I told ya/I'm real, even on Oprah" :rolleyes:

In fact, that entire song is stupid and a major contradiction of itself... but it has a catchy beat or whatever.

The totally "huh???" line that I think of from a song is:

The way your eye shifts makes me wanna go
Black-jawed living room couch professor

this is from Sebadoh's "Not Too Amused" one of my favorite songs of all time, but not for that line.

Yeah...I heard it took a number of people to write this song. Huh? Did people get paid for this??

Can't forget to stay real/ To me it's like breathing...

:confused:

My stupid line in a song comes from Destiny's Child, Bills, Bills, Bills (which was just a dumb azz song to begin with):

Can you pay my bills?/ Can't pay my automo-BILLS...

WTF is an automo-bill??

i swear if she's says she's still jenny from the bronx, i'm punch someone. stop perpetrating, fool!!!

Girl, you are nuts...but you are RIGHT!

I'll come back when I think of some!

ahhh destiny's child

what about "i don't think you're ready for this jelly"

My body's too bootylicious.