Questions that annoy you
 

What are some questions that frequently pop up that annoy you?


My annoying questions :


How many girls have you slept with?

Where's Palm Beach? ( Annoying when coming from people in FLA)

Any question coming from chicks with New Jersey accents.

Are you on Juice? Does it make your d!ck smaller?

When are you going to finally graduate? ( I hate that question )

Oh, you're a pike? *sigh*

Do you come from money?

I'm not going to sleep with you unless we're dating.

When can I meet your parents?

Is this the end of the line? (No fuckstick this is the front and we're all standing backwards).

Can I ask you a question? (Do I have a choice?)

Are you drinking tonight? (Ummmmm assume if I'm hanging out and not studying, that's probably a yes)

How much money do you make?
How much did you pay for that?

Basically, I hate questions involving money. How gauche!

So when are you going to get pregnant? :mad:

So, when is the baby due? (I tell them last week, just to see their reaction)

Do you know what it is? (We're hoping for human.)

Did you pick a name? (We just thought we'd call it 'baby' for a while.)

Want me to tell you how difficult MY labor was? (sure I'd love to know how much pain you were in.)

Can I touch your belly? (what do I look like, a Buddha statue?)

What kind of birth are you having? (What business is it of yours?)

When are you getting married?

What are you going to do after you graduate?

Would you mind doing me a favor?

(About my tattoo): What does it mean? I know I'm probably asking for that question, but it still is annoying and nobody ever understands it.

Are those real?

Did you get that at Banana? (considering it's one of 2 stores that I shop at. . .a big sarcastic NOOOO)

Are there really cowboys in Texas?

So, you really know how to snowboard? (no, i paid $400 and basically plan to go down on the hill sitting down??)

Why do you only date white guys? (I date Hispanics and Asians too but right now, that's all that lives around me)

What's it like being in a sorority? (join and find out yourself)

Do you really sound like Mariah Carey when you sing? (no, I sound like Ozzy with a throat cold)

Why did you move here? (better than being out in the cold)

Does your family own McDonalds? (I wish)

Is Alexis really your name? (depending on the weather, i change my entire name. . .)

So, you like Justin Timberlake (people who look at my calendar)

Why are you working here if you have a university degree?

Why are you wasting your time with this frat shit?

What? That's your name and you can't speak french?

to all three i say - go to hell!

p.s. stellar thread.

Do people ever make fun of your last name (it's a very common and popular english word)?

Just every day of my entire life, thank you for asking.

:rolleyes:

RIGHT!

First off, I'm not rich, my parents are. And when I mean that my parents are rich I mean they live comfortable, they are by no means rich.

I am not rich, I pay for school myself, and I'm broke as shit lol

Do you have a boyfriend?

Why don't you have a boyfriend?

Are you lesbian?

Did you know your last name sounds like "cocaine"?

Why is your voice so deep?

How come you don't talk?

Why do you sound "white"?

What are you studying?...What would you want to do with that?

Are you on drugs?

Is your boobs real?

Is your hair real?

Are you hispanic?

Are you bi-racial?

Are you Arabic?

Are you Hawiian?

Why do you ask so many questions?

Are you anorexic?

Are your parents rich? :confused::eek:

How much did you pay for that car?

Am I fat?

Could you be pregnant?

My last name is Kitsopoulos, so i love getting the following questions...

Was it hard to learn to spell? (i really don't remember)

Are you Greek? (no, Kitsopoulos is a traditional hispanic name :rolleyes: )

And my favorite, That's like Jessie Kitsopoulos on full house? Are y'all related? (most times i don't even dignify that one with a response, i just look at the person like they're an idiot)

Pike, i'm with ya on the graduating thing. I feel like saying, no, i figure i'm gonna try to take every class at A&M and then leave without a diploma.

Kitso
KS 361

* What are you? (Human, thanks)

*Are you filipino? (I'm chinese, but have really dark skin, so this is a common mistake. I also get asked if I'm Hawaiian a lot)

*Do you know Kung Fu (Yeah, because every Asian person is taught as soon as we learn to walk :rolleyes: )

*When I'm work and covering the phones and people call and ask if we're open (No, I love to sit and answer phones afterhours :p )

* when I'm vacuuming at work and the doors are locked and a customer makes me open the doors and go "Are you guys open?"

* when someone walks in my dark room with me in bed "Are you asleep?"

* "Did you buy that in Chicago?" what f'ing difference does it make, are you going to drive the 6 hrs to my house to get it?

* "What time is chaper tonite?" the same time it has been for the past 500 years, thanks

* "I saw you at a party. Were you drunk?" that implies they saw me and didn't talk to me, which implies I was acting like an idiot.

One question that used to drive me up the wall (and still does!) :

"how come you're so smart?" (Because I take the f*ckin' time to read up on current events instead of watching some mindless sitcom drivel on the boob tube! Grrrrrr!)

At the club:

- Where's your man? Why, are you trying to hook up with him?

- What yo name is? My name is proper English. I am so glad we met.

In general:

- Are you an only child? I don't get this one. No I am not, for the record.

- Dang, you have a deep voice, do you sing? No, but I will if you don't go away (and believe me, you don't want that).

There are lots of other questions people ask me, but some are flattering rather than annoying.

I get this one alot too--- it annoys the hell out of me!!! And worse yet is when i say it is natural and they argue with me. If you don't believe me, why'd ya ask?

Also in the summer I get asked "what are you?" --- I would happen to be a white girl who tans really dark and fast, very naturally curly hair, and full lips. But who cares what race I am--get over trying to figure it out!!!

Oh yeah--"how many tattoos do you have?" usually said with a digusted look on their face. The answer would be 8, and yes I plan to get more--you can't see them, so don't let it bother you!!

-wendi

You're graduating soon?
Have you started job hunting?
You haven't found anything yet?!
What happens if you can't find a job?
That would be so sad to have a college degree and no job, wouldn't it? :rolleyes:

Last year:
"So...when are you going to graduate?"

My response:
"SOON."

This year:
"So...what are you going to do after you graduate?"

My response:
"STUFF."

My personal "favorite" :

So... when are you going to have a baby???

:mad:

OTW, I love your answers. I'm starting to ask the same questions. I graduate in a yr, so ppl think its okay to start asking now.

I'm glad I'm not the only person that has been bombarded with stupid questions!

When are you getting married?

Why is your name spelt like that?

What group am I in/Do we have a group meeting today? (at my school we have a tonne of group projects)

Is your name French?

Can I have your number? (When coming from losers at the bar... NO! If I want you to call me, I will offer it!)

So, when can I expect to have your number?

"my cat may have just stopped breathing should I bring her in?"-HEEEELLLOOOO-you have to take the time to call and ask?

"I just gave my dog 5 tylenols is that ok?"-no that is not ok and next time why don't you ask before giving your animal a human medication

"are you old enough to be a veterinarian?"-no I just work here in between my high school classes
:mad:

oh I could go on and on

My all time favorite:

"why aren't you married?"-uggggggggggg

I'm 6' 6", and I'm sure the other tall people out there can relate to some of this crap:

"How tall are you?"
"Do you play basketball?"
"How's the weather up there?"

Then there are the strangers who don't actually ask a question, but say things like "What's up, Stretch?" and "Hey there, Shorty!"

One of the dumbest things about all this is that the above stupid cliches have been around for decades, and yet everyone acts like they're the first person who's ever asked me how the weather is up here. Everyone's a comedian.

Another thing that bugs me is when co-workers who I've known vaguely for two years (I work at a big firm) suddenly find themselves standing right next to me, and it just then dawns on them that I'm really tall, so they have to ask me how tall I am. I usually reply, "We've worked together for two years and you're just now asking me how tall I am?" Then I walk away. Let them figure it out for themselves.

are you hispanic?

are you chinese?

are you japanese?

are you vietnamese?

why do you have hispanic names and you're asian?

can you say one of them funny words for me? (i did deck this fool)

why are you in a BGLO? you're not black. (umm...becuase i felt like it, now walk away before i swing at you)

what's 1963 mean?

what's I-Phi-T?

is that a horsey you have around neck? (no idiot, it's a medallion)

can i see you step? (is that only what BGLO's are known for?
come to the show, pay your money, and maybe you'll see it)

isn't civil engineering the same thing as being an architecht? (no, they make it pretty, we make it functional)

This is sorta related....

A long time ago I had a friend, David, who was relatively tall and well-built. I remember one day we were working with some pre-teens when one of them playfully started tacking him during a youth camping trip. The kid just kept bouncing off of him. Dave jokingly said "Why do you keep trying?" The boy replied "The bigger they are the harder they fall." Dave took one look at him, leaned over and said....

..."The smaller they are, the further they fly."

ehehehe...that kid decided to quit while he was ahead. :)

.....Kelly

What are you?
Is your hair naturally curly?
What was your degree again?


Of course, I find it amusing when you get to the checkout counter in a store and the clerk asks, "Will that be all for you today?" No. I just thought that I would pay for this pair of socks, then go back around the store, get back in line to buy a belt, then I'm going to go back and shop some more before buying a pair of earings. :rolleyes:

.....Kelly

What are you going to do after you graduate? buy and sell your insignifigant ass over ebay. Bitch.

Oh, you're a theatre major. Why? Why not? At least I'm taking a chance with my dreams.

When are you going to shave? In April. You know goddamned well that I can't shave untill April and you know why. Stupid play.

Why the fuck are you taking Women's Studies, much less minoring in it? BECAUSE I CAN ASSHOLE

Don't you think people will think you're gay? Yeah, because I give a shit what others think.

I never would imagine you being a frat guy and minoring in Women's STudies? Why, because I remembered why I'm at college in the first place?

Remembered what you were there for lol? Pussy?

lol

Good answer:)

i assume you an architecht?

"You only date Asian guys, right?"

"Oh, is Gamma Phi an Asian sorority?"

"Are you a virigin?"

URGH.