Psychos!!!
 

Who have you met that turned out to be psycho? How? Do tell, do tell!

Many many many

But this psycho b*tch stuck out. It was this chick I knew in middle school. We were friends in the 6th and 7th grade. But in 8th grad she suddenly turned on me and so did the rest of my friends (because of her influence). She made my life miserable. But after a while she turned on me, she started acting nice towards me again and invited me to go to a lock-in with them. VERY FORTUNATELY, I was eavesdropping on her talking one day. And, guess what? That PSYCHO BITCH was plotting to drown in the pool at the lock-in. :eek: :eek: :eek:

After hearing that, obviously, I didn't go. She went back to her old ways within a week. A few months later, she was really being an b*tch and I myself went psycho and WHOOPED her ass!!! :D Ok, not really, but I did a few punches in before the teacher separated us. Very ironically, she switched schools not long after that incident.

I noticed that she always complained about her sister, how she was smarter, stronger, prettier, and recieved more attention than she did. She also always told me HOW MUCH I reminded her of her sister. So I put two and two together. She was just JEALOUS of me. :p

DID NOT READ.

Ahh, I guess I will tell, lol.

One day waaaaay back when I had a job, lol, this guy came in when I was working. It was during the day so there weren't many customers and I had the chance to speak to him a little bit. He was cute and he seemed cool so I gave him my number.

Well he called me that night and asked me to come over. I was like umm...my ideal first date is not over your house, why don't we go catch a movie or something? He gave some lame excuse as to why he couldn't and I was like well just call me when it is better for you and we can do dinner or something. So he called me the next night and, again, asked me to come over to his house. I told him AGAIN that I am not going to his house until I knew him better. I was like why don't you come to my house? (My roommate was home with me, so I didn't feel so vulnerable) He AGAIN gave some lame excuse. Finally I was like, "Look. I am not coming to your house. What is the big deal about coming over there anyways??"

He said, "I am on house arrest and I can't leave my house after 7 pm." :eek:

So I told him...ahh thanks but no thanks!

So he found it fitting to call me like 5 times a day, come to my job during the day, and semi-stalk me, lol. Finally I told him that I was gonna call his P.O. if he didn't leave me alone. He FINALLY did. Sigh.

Oh god one of my random hook-up’s who will not leave me alone. This started this semester and I can’t get away from her. She will call and IM me insistently; the only thing I am thankful for is she is too intimidated to stop by the house un-invited. I guess it’s my own fault though I couldn’t turn down a free lunch and now I am paying for it everyday. I have cut off all contact unless I get cornered, she is certain I have a new girlfriend because “no one in there right mind would turn me down unless they were committed”. It sucks and part of me wants a girlfriend just to combat the situation but it could backfire and make things worse. Happy Holidays. :(

i had met a guy online and we decided to meet up for lunch. he sounded kinda goofy online but that's okay, i have a strange sense of humor.

the date was well... scary. The guy looked like Shaggy from scooby doo. and he some case of happy road rage. He would swerve in and out of traffic in a 35 mph zone at 55 in heavy traffic. if there is one thing i hate, it is feeling unsafe in a car with someone i have never driven with before. after lunch i asked where we were going next. he asked, well since we met on the internet, aren't you supposed to kill me and hide my body? :eek:

he was kidding obviously, but the date was over after that... even tho it continued. and he did NOT want to take me home, even tho I kept saying i had homework to do. We went to get ice cream and he kept driving around the vicinity of my apartment but never actually took me home til later. then when we finally head home, he mentions that his ex gf reminds him of that psycho chick from "swimfan." and that he hit a squirrel and killed it on the way over to my apartment. He IMed me later that evening to see if i wanted to go see a movie that same evening. I said i was busy and never talked to him again.

You never know what kind of wonderful people you can meet in college....

One day after one of my clases, I was talking to a guy from one of my classes and walking back to the dorm. This cute, seemingly normal guy asks me if I would like to go out with hims one night next week. He seemed normal, so I said sure.

He comes to pick me up that night and we go out to dinner. Everything was going alright, when he got a page from one of his friends. He calls his friend and then says that he needs to make a stop before he takes me to my dorm.

We get to his friend's house and there are all of these people dressed in all black, so I am thinking funeral or something. I'm looking around and things are just getting weirder by the minute. Turns out, this seemingly normal guy was not only involved in a vampire role playing game, but was like the grand leader of the group.

I didn't even wait for him to take me home. I walked to a pay phone and called the free campus cab. For months afterward, I would get messages on my voicemail about why I wouldn't see him again.

You need to stay away from those thugs and get yourself a good boy ;)

I was set up with this guy once who seemed wonderful. He was smart, cute, worked in a day care, and he had a great sense of humor. He was totally wonderful to me for like a month and a half until I found out his deep dark secret that made him not quite so wonderful, in fact it made him downright SCARY!!! Turns out this kid had been arrested for the MURDER of a kid from his school two years ago. He kept getting mistrials and he always plead self defense. They finally dropped his case this last summer b/c it had been going on for so long and the result was the same everytime. He beat a guy to death with a baseball bat, he hit him in the head 5 times. Somehow I don't see that as self defense! Regardless, this kid is still out walking around in Omaha. Lovely.....:( Needless to say I stay far far away from baseball bats....and I had nightmares for WEEKS after I confronted this kid about it. Horrible scary situation!!

The Christmas Party
 

Ok so I kind of almost hooked up with a co-worker at our company Christmas party 2 weeks ago.
The party was held in the ballroom of a local hotel and we as XYZ employees got a discount on rooms at the hotel.

So it was close to the end of the night and I needed to use the little girls room. So psycho co-worker was all "you can use the bathroom in my room." So we get up to his room and I use the bathroom. I am about to go back to the party, but psycho co-worker starts telling me how he is in love with me and wants to be my boyfriend yada yada yada. We starting kissing a little bit and he asks me for my phone number. I give it to him and we start kssing a little more. I'm like "I really got to go." So psycho co-worker goes "You're not going to give me your phone number?"
"I gave it to you"
"No, you didn't!
"Umm... I did, I watched you write it down:eek:

That was my hint that something was not right. Somehow he found my number and he called me the next day. The conversation when something like this

Him: Hey lady! What're you doing
Me: Nothing just chilling
Him: I was wondering if I could come over and we go shoot some pool
Me:No, I don't feel like going out tonight
Him:Well can I come over and talk
Me: No, I don't feel like company tonight
Him:I just want a hug. You mean I can't even come get a hug.
Me: I'll give you a hug some other time. I just want to be by myself.
Him:Please.
Me:No I just want to be alone
Him:Why
Me: Sometimes I just want to be by myself!
Him: Am I starting to offend you
Me: No you're starting to piss me off
Him: Oh sorry, talk to you later. click

And that's when I really knew he was PSYCHO!:eek:

I like the psycho girls. They're more vulnerable.

-Rudey
--Heck, I make it a point to go after the depressed ones because they feel like nobody loves em.

On top of that, if you can live through the breakup, you've got a great drinking story for your friends.

If a guy breaks up w/ me it will be best that he'll slap a restraining order on me.

WHy would you be mad at him?

This post is a bad idea.

I attract these people.

I have about a million stories but I'll keep it short w/ whatever comes to mind first.


Ok, freshman yr. in high school there was this kid named Dennis who wore velcro shoes and was always very quiet (we went to a Catholic grade school so we'd been together since kindergarten.) We had our first big dance like the first weekend of fresh. year and we all showed up looking cute and excited to dance w/ new people.
All the boys are asking girls and of course, Dennis comes and asks me to dance w/ chocolate all over his face. (Keep in mind, we're 14, not 3.)

I'm like, yeah, no thanks, I'm going to go to the bathroom. I turn to walk away and all of a sudden get pushed to the ground. Later I found out that when Dennis gets mad he puts his fingers on top of his head like horns, paws the ground with his foot and charges like a bull. I got charged about 4 times that night and went home bleeding.

Apparently I have a target tattoed on the back of my neck or something, I don't know, I just show up in these people's radar.....

AXJules I feel ya man, I think like 1 in 4 of my past friends was psycho.

I'm sure 4 in 4 of your past friends thought you were whack too.

-Rudey
--4 in 4 means all of them...you know?

True, ya know it is not uncommon to mimic the characteristics of those around you.

4/4=all...good discovery.

TRUE PSYCHO-

I lived in a complex across Sharpstown Mall. Our unit became realy close and we always partied together, plus a lot of "romance" existed. There was a Viet Nam vet who was into heavy drugs and alcohol, plus he was about 5 years older than the majority of us. One evening after a FULL day of Bar-B-Qing and just really taking the weekend to the limit everyone decided to hit Rockefellers. I don't know WHY I stayed home. Someone came knocking at my door and it was the vet. I wouldn't let him in.
He was pounding and yelling so I started calling EVERYONE but noone answered... I was scared _________!!! This went on for about an hour. I didn't even THINK of calling the police-don't ask me why, I have no idea. Finally, I reached a friend and within 30 minutes most of the guys came back and tried to talk him down.
He was in the bushes with a gun. He thought he was back in Viet Nam.

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I think it is some kind of universal law of dating, that you must have at least one psycho ex before settling down...

My psycho ex was the result of a blind date. Long story short - after about 4 months of dating, he abruptly decided that he couldn't be with someone of a different religion, and would I mind converting? :eek:

My husband's psycho ex was a worse nightmare. She met him during rush her freshman year, and she actually chose her dorm and entry because he lived there. She was very needy and clingy. They dated for several months before he realized she was nothing but bad news, and he ended the relationship.

This chick also really wanted to be in my sorority - but it was plain, even just from the brief conversations we had during rush, that she wanted to join for all the wrong reasons - she wanted Greek letters and the "instant popularity" she thought that would bring, and she wanted sisters to lean on for support, but didn't want to give that support in turn.

To this day she bears a grudge against me, because she thinks I kept her out of my sorority and because she thinks I stole her boyfriend (in her twisted mind... my husband and I started dating well over a year after they had broken up).

My psycho is my former roommate:
"Tanya" went to my high school. We hung out but there was something wrong with her for ever. SHE NEVER DROVE. She had her license but refused to ever drive and she lived in the middle of no where compared to everyone.
Anyway, fast forward to college. We move in together, everything is gravy and one night she starts flipping out about her family. Well, I had a diary and wrote something in there about how I felt sorry for her because her real dad was no where to be found and here I have this great family and support. And her brother was a total juvenile deliquent, always in and out of the juvenile hall and all, so she steals my diary, lies and says someone must have broken in the room and breaks into it (it had a clasp lock to it!). Then I get on a note on the door the next day on the outside of it on our dry erase board ... something like "Don't feel sorry for me, at least I am not some loser" or someting, so she comes home we have a fight and I say she stole my diary and she still claims someone must have broken into our room. Anyway we get over it. I get aboyfriend and she starts calling my best friend in Lexington and telling her what a horrible friend I am because I leave and go over to his place at all hours and stay with him and leave her all alone. I WISH SHE WOULD HAVE LEFT ME ALONE! So next term comes and stupid me I room with her again. This is the term we went through rush, she swears she is pledging XYZ or nothing else and she knew how bad I wanted AGD so she ends up rushing AGD and pledging. After we get in I find my cell phone starts coming up missig with weird phone numbers dialed on it, call them back and she had stole my cell and called people. I kept it in my purse from then on out. THEN she started wearing MY CLOTHES- IN FRONT OF ME AND LYING ABOUT IT! The things is, I didn't care if she borrowed, just make sure I wasn't going to wear it. Well she would come in and I would ask, Is that my Abercrombie sweater? (uh, yeah, I wear a small, she doesn't!) and she would say "NO, my mother sent it to me in the mail last night" UHM, okay, then why did it end up in my laundry and back with me the next day?

FINAL STRAW_
She and her new boyfriend had a urination fetish and she decided to partake of it on my bed.... I moved out and in with my boyfriend and yet to this day I get emails from her about how I need to ask her for forgiveness for the hell I put her through, but I always block her email address, so she makes a new one and sends me email from there.
PSYCHO!
BTW The last email said "Nathan and I are getting engaged, see some people do get what they deserve and one day you will too" So all my reply said was
"You are getting pissed on the rest of your life, you are right some people do get what they deserve"

Ok here's story # 2 since I'm bored....
went drinking with a bunch of my sisters, and this guy comes up to us in his electric wheelchair and is like, let me buy you ladies a drink, etc. We politely refused but he parked by us and kept talking to us all night. Everything was cool until we got up and left, he was like, where are you going??? We were going back to a friends house and told him, he's like, 'You can't discriminate against me! I'm an American! this is bullshit!!!"
Well we got scared and went downstairs to wait for the Drunk Bus to drive us home.... he follows us and starts screaming/singing *violently angrily*- "Burning down the house"..
I was hysterically laughing until he was like making his wheelchair move in time wiht the music and sweating profusely. OMG the scariest person ever.

Did she make it through pledgeship?

Come on man, why was my name selected? :D

Hahaha, I'm sorry for laughing, but that's too funny!!! Where did yall see this character at, I should make a point to maybe not go there.....:D

Okay, time for mine :)

Well, last year when I was new around campus I met one of my bf's bro's gf's. Well, me and "Ann" got along great and all at first. She was a bit eccentric but hey..it reminded me of a retarded puppy..hehe. Her bf ended up being recalled right after 9/11, so we were all for her in support after he left. This dealt w/her midnight rantings about him not 'calling enough (which..his bill ran up into the hundreds..)' and how she was afraid that he was going to cheat on her. (Her bf is one of the most loyal guys ever...just so ya know..and my best bud..heh) Well, as soon as he comes back -after- a freaking year. She starts refusing to see him, having sex w/him (I'm sorry..but if I couldn't see my bf for over a year..he couldn't walk for a month after I got through w/him.. ;) ) along w/still asking him for money. So, they break up -finally-. One night he gets drunk and incredibly upset, her and her psycho fem-nazi best friend go over to where he's at. The story goes is that he shook the best friend and shoved Ann into a wall. Okay..these girls are quite the hefty ladies..there would be no way to budge them two. :rolleyes: Well, their stories continually to change throughout the weeks making it more and more harsher. Ann says that she wasn't pressing charges....well he ends up getting into a wreck when the police officer informs him that he has 2 charges of assult on him. Then..ontop of that...when they finally get to court...she filed a suit to get money for doctor bills from him. And here..he had been helping her pay for college along w/buying her family christmas gifts because she couldn't afford any.
....and she's still expecing me and my bf to support her in this 'trying time'....
Psycho.