Sigh...boredom...
 

When me and my peeps are bored we always make up these weird situations such as...

If you could choose, who would you hook up with, Rosie O'Donnell or Sandra Barnhardt?

Dumb stuff. I was gonna try the thread out, maybe we can make a game of it, lol. That way all of you who are as bored as I will have a little something to do.

So...

Ozzy or Pee Wee Herman?

pee wee

i'll go with an old one
Ben Affleck or Matt Damon?

I'd go with Ben, no doubt.

Can't stand blondes.

Ozzy

OJ or Bill Clinton?

dude ewwwww but I would say Bill cuz he's not a murder.

Joey Butafuco or Lyle Mendenz?

Joey

Tonya Harding or Lorena Bobbitt?

Tonya...knees heal..the other..well..

Rodney Dangerfield or Rosanne Barr?

shaddup, Rodney, just for this line:

Sure, I drink too much - I gave a urine sample, and it had an olive in it.


anyway - would you rather hook up w/ Bob Dole (bad hand), or get "more intimate" (ie biblical relations) w/ the Pope?

I only buy American now, so Bob Dole.

-Rudey
--Unless the pope lactates...then it's a whole other story!

A really hot drag queen or janet reno.

-Rudey
--No no, you can't have both!

A really hot drag queen

Wayne Newton or Jerry Lewis

Wayne Newton

Michael Flatley - Lord of the Dance - or Richard Simmons?

Michael Flatley

Keith Richards or Gene Simmons?

Gene Simmons. Have you seen his tongue? :p

Sloth from Goonies or Strom Thurmond?

Sloth.. I'm afraid.

Bill Cosby or "Al" from Home Improvement (remember -that- show?)

I'm going to have to go with Al-I find him oddly attractive-lol

Tipper Gore or Elizabeth Dole?

Tipper

Barbara Bush or Hillary Clinton?

ehhh...Barbara Bush

Gallegher or Carrot Top?

Oh, God ... WHY? Gallegher

Flava Flav or Biz Markie?

I know some of ya'll are like, "Who?"

Biz Markie.

Chris Webber or Hugh Hefner?

Webber (u mean the basketball player right?)

Shaq or Green Bean Giant (or is it Jolly Green Giant)?

Let me jump in here and answer this before Steeltrap gets a chance, LOL.

Shaq (and dude said the Green Bean Giant. LMAO)

Al Sharpton or Al Roker?

D**n you, Bamboozled. :p :p. CTHU.

Al Roker.

Justin Timberlake or Ryan Phillipe?

Ryan

Osama or Sadam?

Saddam. at least we know approxiamately where he is, and we know he's alive

George Sr. or George W

What??? I said it was either/or and so what if I did, it was an honest mistake......

You didn't make a mistake. Everything's cool.
Bamboozled jumped in because she's aware that I'm a crazed Shaq fan.
:D

george w.

britney or christina

Oh god...that's a terrible choice...argh, Britney, I guess

P. Diddy or J. Lo?

P. Diddy.

Dustin Hoffman or Tom Cruise?

tom cruise

james gandolfini or harvey keitel

Harvey.

Wizard Gandolf from LOTR or the Wizard Dumbledore from Harry Potter?

Dumbledore

seven up or sprite

uhm, i think the point of this is who would you rather hook up with..not just which one do you prefer..

anyway, i'd love to make out w/some sprite :)


freddy kruger or jason

Jason, with his sexy azz. Freddy would slice some isht up, lol.

Big Bird or Barney?

Big Bird

Papa Smurf or Scooby Doo?

Big Bird....maybe he'll introduce me to his hot friend Snufleupogus.

Dick Cheney or Al Gore?

Dick Cheney.. I just can't get into Al Gore and I am not into the whole "lockbox" idea :)

Micheal Bolton or Kenny G?

kenny g

ellen or anne heche?

if I HAD to... Anne Heche

Wayne or Garth (Wayne's World) Had to say it b/c I am watching it :)