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And for the bizzillionth time, How Come?
HC it was time to close the old HC thread?
HC this is your new one? :) |
HC the person who originated the HC thread should get a lifetime Greekchat Achievement award?
HC people bring their kids to the hairdresser with them? HC maybe during the week, I could see it, but on a busy Saturday? HC I wanted to beat the snot out of this little brat that kept kicking me while I was under the dryer...and then he looked to see if his mother was looking? HC he was only about 3-4 (Satan's Spawn:mad: ) HC my hairdresser is going to Italy until after the first of the year :mad: ??? HC UMMM, a sista wants to get her HUUR DID for Christmas? HC I guess hairdressers get vacation too:confused: ? HC I just told this chick she had to take her call outside, she can't use her cellie in the hospital... HC she rolled her eyes and said "But, it's cold out there!" HC I rolled mine back and said that's why we have a courtesy phone! HC she starts mumbling "She can TELLLL me to take my phone outside but she can't TELLLLL me when the doctor is going to see him? HC :rolleyes: anyway? HC I am in a semi-bad mood tonight? HC this man sees that I am studying and he wants to come and talk..."What you taking up in school?" HC....Voodoo so move before I put a hex on you.... HC people get attitudes with you when you are behind a glass partition? HC, "Wait right there, heffa...let me go clock out" HC her man isn't too sick, he's winking at me!;) HC she walks up here and says she is leaving...she "don't like our hospital?" HC you are not hurting me!!! HC I just needed to vent, I'll be back, I'm sure... HC P.S.... HC I went and re-read my post and .... HC I am not at home and I have to use the generic smilies? HC I want to express my feelings with a couple of machine guns and sledge-hammer smilies? |
HC I was on the general boards because I am quite bored here at work and I came across the "way mean joke" thread...
HC:eek: @ some of those jokes HC? |
Shoes from the last HC thread?
HC if I was going to get some Manolo Blahniks, I wouldn't get the Tims?
HC I like Manolo's kitten heels much better? HC I'm 5-8 and don't wear heels very much? HC I've never found Manolos in my size at all the consignment stores I go to in three California counties? HC I passed up some Jimmy Choos for $21 because I didn't have anything to wear them with? :( HC I just got some Michael Kors sandals (gold flat MK ones) for $20 at DSW Designer Shoe Warehouse?:D |
How come I saw Girl 6 for like, the third time last night?
How come I still don't know what the hell that movie is about? How come I don't understand how the psycho guy got her address? How come I really don't understand the end when she leaves the audition (?) and walks across the street, and there's a marquise that reads Girl 6? How come I need a special ed teacher to break down the movie for me? How come I think I'll just let it go? |
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HC I don't even know what the movie is about? HC you should ask a Sp. Ed. STUDENT? HC crazy can relate to crazy? HC they'll tell you things that you never even thought of? HC they trip me out? HC we should all let Girl 6 go because we will NEVER be able to get into the mind of Spike Lee? |
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HC Carrie always had the CUTEST heels? HC I just want some MB boots, and some MB slip-ins when I get 'stablished? HC I am surprised that you couldn't find any MB's in the consignment stores in CALIFORNIA!!! HC I am mad at that $20 bargain you mentioned? HC I am mad that you passed up some $21 Jimmy Choo's...don't you know you can BUILD an outfit around the shoes!!! (Hush...don't listen to me, I have several pairs of NEW shoes in the box because they don't match with anything!! ;) |
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HC the consignment stores have MBs, but generally for people w/little feet? HC my Manolo size is 41? HC I've had better luck w/ finding JP Tod's? |
HC NO SCHOOL AGAIN TOMORROW!?!?!?!? :D :cool: :D :D :cool:
HC because there are still folks with no power and they are using our schools as shelters?:cool: :cool: HC gotta go to work tomorrow though but not til 9:00?? :D |
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HC Most times I have to bring my child with me to the hairdresser, 'cause that's what single mothers have to do?? HC That's the way life goes?? HC HC HC??? :( |
HC... my professor gave us a 6-page exam this morning?
HC... I handed the exam back to her and said "Ummm Professor, you gave me the FINAL EXAM by mistake" HC... She was not amused by my lame attempt to get out of taking this exam? HC...this same professor wore a sweater with what appeared to be a dead squirrel on it? HC...in the middle of the exam I thought I saw the roadkill move? HC...the sweater distracted me throughout the exam? HC...I asked her what the hell was that hanging from her sweater? HC...she told me she received it as a present last Christmas? HC...someone hated her that much they would kill an innocent animal, glue it on a sweater, and give it to her? HC...I think I think I did well on the exam despite the fact that she's a psycho? :p |
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HC I am mad at the fact that he was kicking the dog-mess out of me and she didn't say anything, and they were running around like little chicken with their heads cut off! HC I hope that you keep your 'darling one' under control :D HC I felt the need to come back and add.... I LIKE KIDS, I REALLY DO!!!! |
HC Merry Christmas...
HC it doesn't matter HOW NEAT and organized you pack your Christmas lights up the year before, it always takes a month of sundays to detangle them when you go to use them?
HC it didn't matter that I detangled my lights because my little 4-foot Christmas tree was so overpowered by the lights I had to take them off... HC my friend was picking at my tree calling it the "Charlie Brown Christmas tree"? HC I just wanted to bring a little holiday spirit into the atmosphere? HC that tree doesn't look like the box? HC I guess I get what I pay for? HC it's in my dining room on my dining room table... HC since I live by myself I am not used to anyone being in here with me? HC when I got up to go get something to drink...it was dark, and all I saw was this tall, dark figure in my dining room.... HC I was back in my bedroom, with the door shut before I realized it was just the tree?:o |
HC I"m ROTFLOL at Savvydiva?!! ha ha ha!!!!!
HC Ideal08, I got your message and I responded to ya. HC what's up for this weekend? HC I want a new job!!! HC I want an apartment too.. :( |
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HC You should have kicked the dog-mess out of his Momma for not putting her "devil seed" in check?? :mad: HC Even stuff like that would piss me off? HC She's making parents like me look bad? HC I'm glad that you like the kids?? :D :p |
HC I just kicked the heck outta the LSAT this past weekend?
HC I am so excited? HC I can just tell I did good? HC Emory Law here I come? HC I am soooooooooooooo ready to leave TX A&M? HC my senior design project group is gettin' on my nerves? HC these country boys gonna make me go straight ballistic? HC they want to meet for every dang thing? HC can't we write the dang paper in parts, individually? HC they don't know I'm tired of lookin' at their ugly mugs? HC? HC school is still in? HC UT has graduation Saturday and we haven't even started finals? HC we started school so dang late this year? HC I am supposed to be at home chillin' by now? HC? HC I will never use my engineering degree? HC that is why I have no motivation to do this design project? HC I just want to graduate? HC May cannot come soon enough? HC if they had let me take 30 hrs this semester I would have? HC? HC? |
HC every post by Sexy Mocha is just straight comedy?
HC I am over here hollerin about her teacher's ugly sweater? HC I am watching Will & Grace? HC I love Will & Grace? HC Jack is ridiculous? HC this HC post ain't about a doggone thing? HC that's a good thing? HC normally when I post an HC I am mad about something? HC this is a happy HC? HC this is a procrastinating HC because I sure do have a final to study for ? HC oh well? HC I'll do it when Will & Grace goes off? HC who am I kidding? |
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Okay...HC earlier this year like February all the Burger King's closed in Columbia...
HC the same man owned all of them... HC the one up the street from me was bought by someone else and they reopened a few days ago.... HC BLACK FOLK be OUT!!! HC BK is the new hotspot HC you might wait 30 minutes in the drive thru HC people are blocking traffic waiting to turn into the BK HC I broke down and went to get a burger tonight... HC this guy was in the parking lot selling incents, oils, shea butter, CD's etc... HC Black Folks? HC ? HC everytime I order onion rings, i always have like 4 lost fries in my box? HC? |
HC How Come Assembly
is sometimes quite the remedy for the weary, angry, and tired? HC Quite contary They can really be quite merry for the jovial, blissful, and inspired? HC Sometimes I come on HC and am like WTF? HC Sometimes I come on HC and am like LOL? HC Sometimes I come on HC and am like *suspiiiiro*? HC Sometimes I come on HC and am like :o I dunno man. HC's are supposed to be random, right? KTHX! DRVTHRU IF YA NEED TO! ;) |
Ghetto children HC's
HC my girls pissed me off last night?
HC I decided to take them on a field trip yesterday? HC Mondays are normally my day off? HC I still worked so that they could go on the field trip? HC it was to the Mayor's Annual Arts Awards? HC there were performances by dancers from Bring in the Funk, Bring in the noise? HC there were slam poets? HC there was an opera singer? HC there were more dancers? HC there was a band? HC there was a gospel choir? HC they were actually giving away awards? HC I need to start at the beginning? HC I told my students last week we were going on this field trip? HC I told them to bring something nice to wear for it? HC I also sent home a letter to parents to let them know about the field trip and the dress up clothes? HC I told them that they could wear pants since it was cold, but no jeans? HC heffas showed up with nothing to wear? HC I could understand the girls who actually didn't have anything to wear? HC that was the start of the bad evening, the bad dressed kids? HC I called last week to reserve "tickets?" HC I said, "tickets," because I never actually had tangible tickets in hand? HC we get there, and it's first come, first served seating? HC that's cool, no problem? HC what is NOT cool is how they handled the crowd? HC we were loaded in the lobby area like cattle? HC I mean the immediate lobby area, like between the outside door and the inside door? HC my kids were complaining? HC I was already mad at the way we were being handled and talked to? HC there was a usher there (or doorman, or whoever, he was) that kept barking, "KEEP THAT DOOR SHUT! SHUT THE DOOR! YOU CAN'T COME IN! CLOSE THAT DOOR! HEY! KEEP THAT DOOR SHUT!" HC he was all up in MY ear with that mess? HC he was yelling at EVERYBODY, old and young? HC he was just plain old rude? HC we finally got in and got our seats? HC the kids just HAD to go get snacks? HC at first I ain't let them go? HC after we were settled, I let them go get snacks? HC all my kids didn't have money, so Ms. Ideal08 ended up buying a couple of them snacks? HC one heffa ain't even say thank you cuz she had an attitude with me cuz I snapped at her earlier? HC that kinda pissed me off? HC she is an ungrateful heffa? HC the show started late? HC my girls complained about that? HC they have less patience than I do? HC when the show finally started, these RUDE kids KEPT talkin? HC (in addition to myself) OTHER people were telling them to SHHH? HC two of my girls decided to slum down in their seats and go to sleep? :mad: HC I made them sit up and watch the show? HC the whole time I was pissed? HC I could tell that they didn't appreciate even being off campus? HC they are ALWAYS begging to go somewhere? HC they are ALWAYS complaining that they never get rewarded for anything? HC I tried to reward these heffas, and they just oculd not behave? HC at one point, two ladies in front of us switched seats? :o HC I was making mental notes the whole time of who would not be able to go the next time we went somewhere? HC all of a sudden, one of my girls starts talking AGAIN? HC the lady in front of her turned around and told her to SHHH? HC (and this was the straw that broke my back) my student looked at her, and said, SHHHHHHH!? HC I was PISSED? :mad: HC I hit her on her shoulder (we are not supposed to touch the kids, whatever :rolleyes: ) and reprimanded her? HC at the same time, the lady got up and left the theater? HC the girl sitting next to me said, "Uh-oh, she goin' to snitch?" HC this is all happening while the operal lady is singing? HC the lady comes back with the usher and says (and this pissed me off, too, cuz it was a lie), "It's these whole two rows!?" HC I was so mad and embarrassed, I told my girls to get their coats and we were leaving? HC I couldn't even make it to the lobby before I went off? HC I told them that I thought they were unappreciative? HC their parents would have never taken them to something like this? HC the teachers are NOT that invested in their culture like that, so they definitely aren't taking them anywhere? HC they don't even have school field trips, so that tells you right there? HC I told them that I was trying to broaden their horizons and show them something other than the ghetto crap they see on TV? HC I told them that I bet if Lil Fizz (of B2K fame) was on stage, they would NOT have been acting out like that? HC I told them that they acted IGNORANT and GHETTO and I was embarrassed to have even been out with them? HC that was the most angry I've been with them since I started this job? HC half of the girls were pissed, cuz we had to miss the rest of the show? HC I was pissed cuz we didn't get to see the slam poets? :mad: HC all we got to see were the gospel choir, the BITFBITN dancers, and PART of the opera singer? HC I had NO IDEA that they ain't know how to act in that type of setting? HC there was another group with us from the school, 11th grade girls, and they were worse? HC their house parent took them out before I took my girls out? :o HC it was SO embarrassing, I can't even explain it to yall? HC they got all of their privileges snatched? HC there is no computer time this week? HC they were gonna have pizza this week? HC they are not having it anymore? HC when we got back, the girl of SHHH! fame called me into her room and apologized for embarrassing herself, us, her family, and her culture? HC I accepted her apology, and explained to her why I went off and gave her detentions every day for the rest of the week? HC since she apologized on her own accord, and was sincere, I only gave her one detention? HC I'm still calling her mother? HC I don't think it will do any good? HC her mother told me she couldn't afford to buy her more shirts right now? HC she went out to the club the same day she told me that? HC parents expect their kids to have their priorities in order if theirs are jacked up? HC I just can't believe how these kids acted last night? HC we acted up, but NEVER at anything like this? HC I now have to work this into my professional development time with them? HC we are going to have classes or something on how to behave in public? HC I need to teach them what behavior is appropriate for what events? HC one of the students here is going to be in the Chocolate Nutcracker? HC I was going to take some of my girls to see him perform? HC I ain't takin' them nowhere? HC I was just outdone? HC I wanted to share this with yall, also, to see what you thought? HC me and the other house parent made an observation on the Metro last night? HC two of the 11th grade girls were loud and obnoxious on the train on the way to the awards? HC we told them to quiet down, everything? HC they just kept it up? HC all of a sudden, one of the girls says, "Ooh, chill, chill?" HC the next thing you know, this White man in a business suit gets on the train? HC their behavior changed DRASTICALLY? HC we looked at each other like WTF? HC they felt he deserved more respect than the Black people that were already on the train????? HC they wonder why I complain about the lack of African-American representation (teachers and staff) at an ALL BLACK boarding school? HC I was completely outdone by the whole situation? HC I can't wait for winter break? HC I hope they send the kids home for inclement weather again this week? |
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that's a long azz HC? I'm waiting to see Whitney's "show"? they showed her, she's "amped"? they are saying she's going to do a ballad from the CD? Common's new one drops today? I think I'm getting it? Whitney is on now? forget HC, but Why In The Hell? W.I.T.H. did Diane get on stage to interview her? W.I.T.H. did Diane make the remark that she was sweating. The thing is, they were outside in NEW YORK. :eek: W.I.T.H. did Whitney not sound like the old Whitney? W.I.T.H. did Whitney continue to look down as if she was reading the paper for the words to the Christmas song "Do you know what I know..." W.I.T.H. does she seem to have a problem keeping her breath? W.I.T.H. does it seem like she's gasping to get air? W.I.T.H. has she messed up her voice? W.I.T.H. does she not need to sing LIVE anymore? HC that wasn't a ballad? :rolleyes: |
@Soror Ideal
HC I know that you're mad at your girls because you care about them and you love them?
:) HC they should realize what they have in you as a houseparent, guide, mentor? HC caring adults are so important in a child's life? HC I better stop this HC, because I'm tearing up?:( |
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HC these f'ing people I work with think they can talk to me any kinda way?
HC I am HOLDING my tongue.. barely.. HC I am bout to get REAL colored up in here. HC ya'll gon make me lose my mind, up in here, up in here? HC I"m gonna breathe.. breathe.....relax, relate, release..... HC its not working.. HC I NEED A CIGARETTE OR SOMETHING, IM THAT PISSED OFF???????????:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: |
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HC I see you might need to get out this weekend? HC we are gonna have to figure something out? HC we'll talk? :) HC Soror Allsmiles, I haven't forgotten about you either? HC between 3pm and 11pm, it is hard for me to communicate with anyone over the age of 14? HC I promise I will be back in touch? HC that goes for you, too, Soror Donielle? HC I have to make my kids some Kool-Aid? HC I made some for them once and they have been begging for more ever since? HC I need to make it now so it can be cold by this evening? HC, Soror Steeltrap, you are right? HC I do truly love and care for these girls? HC I think they realize that? HC I think that it's just that there are things that they haven't been exposed to? HC I'll be back later? :) |
HC i feel like i'm home when savvydiva posts
HC i'm from Columbia also HC everything savvy says i relate HC i love this thread?:D :p |
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HC you left? HC what am I talking about...as soon as I get out of school, I am moving back up north! |
HC I act more southern than my friends from the South (ahem, PearlE)
HC I was tripping on the BK thing in Columbia HC I found a receipt from California Dreamin today (that place is yummy!) HC I can relate to what Ideal08 spoke about HC I am disappointed by my student's behavior also HC I then feel guilty HC I have a book of prayers for teachers on my desk HC I had to read the one on patience twice today! HC shortly thereafter one of my students said something that made me laugh |
HC This is my first HC post?
HC I can't sleep? HC is that my new Soror Abaici? HC she got our Soror/ her BF/ my LS to post? HC Skee-Roo Jason? HC after watching Trading Spaces or Martha I think I can redo my own house? HC I sent Soror Abaici my sad attempts at AKA-Martha-ish gifts? HC you 'know my heart'...Abaici? :) HC I've GOT to go to sleep? HC I'm not a AM person, and It's gonna be tough to get up? HC I work in a public school- the setting I swore off in UG? HC my principal is retiring after the winter break? HC she hasn't been at school for the past 2 weeks? HC I love not having a "class" because I'm itinerate? HC I get spooked when I see foreign things in my house too? HC I forgot that I hung clothes to dry in the bathroom and I screamed? HC my old roomate says if u think u see something pass by in your peripheral it's a ghost? HC I just spooked myself again? HC I will say a prayer and goodnight now? |
HC I really thought the kids would go home for inclement weather?
HC it's not happening? HC I am exhausted? HC I don't think my area will get any ice? HC I have to take two groups to breakfast this morning? HC I can't wait til 8:15am so I can go back to sleep? HC HC HC? EDIT HC all DC public schools are closed? HC that doesn't include mine? HC today has already started off chaotic? HC last night, they removed the cereal from the dining hall and put it on the floors of the dorms? HC no one told us that? HC I took my groups over to breakfast? HC I had to bring them BACK to the floor? HC my boss SAW me leave? HC she KNEW the cereal was on the floor? HC I'ma let it go cuz she ain't get no sleep? HC I think she was delirious? HC I'm ready to go back to sleep? HC I need to go to the grocery store before it gets too icy? HC I don't feel like it? HC I am TIRED? :( |
HC I awoke this morning and noticed it was kinda chilly?
HC I didn't really think much of it, I went on and took my online final.... HC when I got out of the shower it came back to me..."It's kinda cold in here?" HC I went to the thermostat and it said 80...:confused: HC I turned it up to see what it would do? HC nothing.... HC:mad: HC they just put in a NEW system like 3 weeks ago...NEW meaning straight out of the box...I watched them... HC then is my HEAT NOT F'N WORKING???? HC I called the lady and was like HC ya'll need to come fix this... HC she was like "What did you do to it?" HC:confused: HC "I turned it on and EXPECTED for it to work..that's what I did!":rolleyes: HC Ya'll need to come fix this! HC :mad: :mad: :mad: |
HC Im lol at Savvy again.. b/c she said: HC "I turned it on and EXPECTED for it to work..that's what I did!"
HC that's too funny. HC these job ppl are at it again? WITH (I like that!) did I call and leave a vm for the office manager saying that i'd be an hour late, due to the weather? HC when i get here another coworker starts telling me that I need to call in if I will be late. :mad: :mad: HC DUMBASS I DID!!!! Did the manager check her vm? Is she here? HC SHE HADN'T CHECKED IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!binch!!!!!!! I really dont smoke...unless I am super duper extra pissed off... and I might have a puff or a hundred today!!! :mad: HC Ideal08, I see ya girl!! |
Pass my a cigarette Nikki1920
HC my boss is getting on my nerve that I feel like slapping the taste out of her mouth?
HC she is a cool boss because she is not on my back all the time, but... HC she SUCKS when it comes to mentoring, training or explaining things? HC she got on my co-workers nerve so bad yesterday, that she called in "sick" :rolleyes: today? HC I should have done the same thing? HC haven't had a review or one-on-one meeting since last year? :confused: HC I will fix her wagon by scheduling monthly review meetings? HC they better hope I don't hit the number tonite? HC, c'mon POWERBALL!!!! :D |
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HC forget the cigs it'll make it worse? HC take a puff or a hundred on a blunt? HC you will be chilaxin'? :D |
HC I NEEDED THIS
HC.. A lady cursed me out because her check bounced b/c the line was too long and she put her deposit in the ATM
HC.. The ATM says deposits aren't availabe immediately HC.. The day before the deposit she withdrew the money when she knew she had an automatic draft coming out HC.. All of this is my fault in her mind HC..She hung up on me like it hurt my feelings; that's just one less idiot I have to talk too (It didn't hurt my feelings, but pissed me off) HC..People don't know how to balance a checkbook HC..People call to check their balances, but don't have their account number; I'm not running a psychic hotline HC..Most of the people that have accounts here have "special needs" HC.. I think that is a secret requirement to get an account |
Feeling like Ice Cube (It Was a Good Day)!
HC I've been exempted from two of my final exams last night?
HC That's two A's so far? HC I only have to worry about my Experimental Psychology independent proposal? HC It's not due until Dec 23? HC I'm hoping for at least a "B" in that class? HC I know I will get it or higher? HC I had to report for jury duty today? HC I've been picked as an alternate juror? HC I have to report back to court on Friday? HC I think they won't keep me there long? :D :cool: |
HC I"m thinking about getting a second bachelor's degree?
HC Its in Pedology. HC I'm mad they don't have a graduate degree program in that field. HC Im super mad that I wasted a year in a program that really wasnt for me. HC people at work.. HC anyone got a Black and Mild? :) HC I may get one on the way home! :eek: HC I might be calling Ideal08 tonight to vent? HC I hope to remember to call her by her given name and not Ideal08?:D HC Ya'll be safe getting home. HC this is like therapy for me? HC Crimson_Diva: hang in there girl. :p |
Finally Norf WACKalacky gives me something good
HC tomorrow I get to have lunch with celebrities?
HC :cool: HC tomorrow K-CI and JoJo will have lunch with our student council? :D HC GUESS WHO is Student Council advisor, one of 5? :cool: HC OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YEAH!!??!?!?! *K-Ci voice** HC I grabbed my TAPES to be autographed? :o :p HC FOREVER MY LADY, OOOOOOOOO YEAH?!?!!? :p |
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