Exotic dancers (This could get X-rated!!)
 

Ladies, I had my first experience in seeing exotic dancers this past weekend. Let me just say, lawdamercy! Here are my notes, lol:

The first dude, Viper, was pretty boring. First of all, he lip-synced for like 5 minutes before removing ANY clothing, and he couldn't dance that well. BUT, brothaman had TRICKS, ok?! He had a girl bend over, then he turned around to face the opposite direction, bent over backwards, and proceeded to, um, put his face in a special place. SKILLS, do you hear me? SKILLS!!!

The next dude was in a frat. He came out in a camoflauge jumpsuit with his letters on each shoulder. When he stripped out of the oversized jumpsuit, he had on a camoflauge, TIGHT, ONE PIECE catsuit-like jumpsuit on underneath. Where he bought this, we have no clue. And had on cowboy boots!!! He danced like he was a little gay, though.

Now, the next dude was a pain in the ass. This mofo had some tricks, true, but he looked bunk. He did the bend backwards, thing, too. But he looked like MJJ in the Remember the Time video. Now, he did lift this girl in the air, put his face in the special place, and spun her around. DAMN! He also did a hand-stand for the 69 position. Like I said, he had some tricks. BUT! This SORRY MOFO had the NERVE to come and lay on OUR table, pick up OUR juice ($2.99) and proceeded to pour it all over himself!! :mad: I was pissed. I thought he was gon' do some type of trick with the juice. Wasted our isht, and made our table a mess. He got no dollars. NONE. Buster.

I guess after a few drinks (we got to take our own liquor, you can't beat that!), I forgot to take good notes, lol. But one of the strippers got mad cuz somebody was throwin coins. LMAO!!! Then there was a girl who got flipped around so much, her boobie popped out of her shirt. :o Glad it wasn't me... but she shoulda had on a bra. Dude was flippin the isht outta her, though. I don't know that I could hang with all that, lol.

Now, I don't know how they do it where yall are, but in Ohio, you don't get to see EVERYTHING. Well, here in DC, you get to see it ALL. Shoot, you could touch it! *sigh* It was LOVELY. lol It was some FINE @$$ men up in there, I'm tellin you. I wasn't so happy going home single that night, lol.

So, ladies, care to share your experiences in seeing exotic dancers? Don't make me the only one up in here, lol. :)

I don't like strip.... errr.... I mean, "exotic dancers." They do nothing for me. I mean, if I am at a bachelorette party and they have one, I'll watch. But as far as going to a club or something to see them, you can forget it. I don't like for them to put all their stuff all in your face.:mad: I don't like them touching me. I can say that I think it's funny to see them do their tricks, though :p .... as long as they do them on someone other than me!

Your post brought back memories of the early 90's, when my LSs and I were neophytes and quite a bit of our bonding revolved around Sunday nights at Sir Richard's in North Jersey (they closed before I could give them any of my business -- I was 18 when we crossed and I think girls had to be 21 then).

Anyhow, I did make it twice to another establishment with them, Klub Khyyam (sp) in Irvington. Lawd, lawd. I guess not much has changed in ten years. "Put a hump in your back! ..."

Back then, the headliner was from Philly, reputed to be about 14" and during his show he would, er, let it hang out. The ladies would bum rush the stage!

For me, the thrill is gone. I hope my sorors/SFs don't have any tricks up their sleeves for my bachelorette party next year!

Re: Re: Exotic dancers (This could get X-rated!!)
 

It wasn't at a club, it was at the Ramada.

I feel you RedefinedDiva... I'm not down to have the tricks done on me, either.

Ideal08 are you talking about DC Bad Boyz?!?!
You can catch them at the Classics on Tuesday(s) and I remember they had a couple of shows at Legends Night club and the Nations a few years ago...

I mean..that's what some one told me..:p I ain't neva been there

:D

Ya know i thought I was the only one that felt this way. Yeah I'll watch no doubt but I can't see myself throwing money to a man who shakes his a$$ for cash. If you think you gonna pay your light bill off my money you can keep it moving. One night me and the girls went to the club. Well we were there kinda early so we didn't know if you get there early you would see strippers. It was at the Mirage for all you Memphis people a few years ago. :p Anyway, this guy came out looking like Mystikal, back when he had braids. Anyway this dude had some red and white pants with tassels on each side and white boots. This mofo looked like a ghetto majorette. :mad: I was not impressed. So all the older women with the money surrounded the dance floor which was located in the middle of the club. He took this big girl flipped her up in the air put on her on the floor and was on top of her doing thangs. :eek: Then it was another guy named Thunder...err umm he kinda scared me. But then this other guy was flipping around the damn floor like Sisqo and he had whipped cream on a plate on the floor. Do you know he did this flip and his face landed right where the plate was and he started licking. :eek:

Don't eat while reading this....
 

Ladies night is LMAO night for us! We may make an appearance every so often to get a good chuckle in. Someone is guaranteed to make a fool of themselves. I have seen some amazing tricks... one guy I think he was from Detroit could make his finger vibrate (Would have made one hell of a secretary!)
I have to agree with Ideal08...shaking what your mama gave you will not get my hard earned money. And touching them is a definite No No. Especially after the horror story that I heard. Like to hear it? Here it goes: There was a young lady who was out celebrating her birthday at Club Atlanta (Tampa, Fl). Her friends pushed her up to going out and dancing with one of the strippers. He went through all the normal tricks with her. Flipping her here and there... putting her face/ his face in all kinds of places. http://www.clicksmilie.de/sammlung/party/party048.gifAfter dance the rest of the night ensued with no problems. The next morning when the young lady tried to wake up... she found that she couldn't open her eyes. They were swollen shut. She had a friend rush her to the hospital only to find out that she had CRABS! http://www.clicksmilie.de/sammlung/wuerg/wuerg021.gifThey had infested her eyelashes, hairline, and eyebrows.
Since that story... I’ll just stay by the sidelines and watch ( and laugh!)

Re: Exotic dancers (This could get X-rated!!)
 

Okay, two things had me cracking up about this thread. First:
Man, I have NEVER been to a function that you can BYOB (except perhaps a concert where you can bring your own wine/picnic basket). That is just funny to me. Ideal, did they actually advertise that you could BYOB???

The other FUNNY thing is:
http://www.clicksmilie.de/sammlung/party/party048.gif
I have NEVER seen such a HILARIOUS smilie. That is just too much.

But about the whole stripper topic...... Ewwwwwww. They all seem like they should have on black dress socks and have really sweaty, smelly feet. YUCK. I have never seen a stripper that was remotely attractive/sexy to me. I would be pissed off if one EVER touched me. I don't know what I'm going to do when my girls get me a stripper for my bachelorette party (cuz they will).

Re: Don't eat while reading this....
 

First of all...that smiley is funny as hell!

Second...I live in Tampa and Club Atlanta is known for their Thursday night ladies night strip shows. I'm not suprised about what happened because I've heard similar stories. All I can say is.....Ewwwwww! :eek:

We are definitely going to have to hook up Skeeliteful...I am here in get down T-town and thursday nights are still ladies night at ATL. The sad thing about Tampa is that the same strippers are everywhere. They go from one club to another doing the same things. So basically when we go ... if we go... we go to watch someone get embarrassed. Although sometimes it is so sad to watch these grown azz women allow themsleves to be treated the way they are or to disrespect themselves. http://www.clicksmilie.de/sammlung/t...traurig024.gifI have witness one woman/ hoochie go as far as to remove her underwear in the middle of her "dance"...no she wasn't a stripper herself...just somebodies mama gettin freaky! The dj, audience, and even the stripper himself was shocked and disgusted...http://www.clicksmilie.de/sammlung/t...traurig023.gif

That smilie was funny as HELL!!! CTFU!!!

Anywho....I've had some experiences with some male dancers myself and I have to say that although they're great to peek at, I think they're TOO in touch with their female side.

Afrochic what you know about the Mirage.........:D :D :D . Anyway, I'm cracking up at that smilie.

Whutchu know bout the Classics on Thursdays? I went there a few times to hang with my friends...um, yeah. (My birthday is in December, so if anyone wants to buy Foreplay for me... :D ) A few of the dancers are Omegas.

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww ABOUT THE CRAB INFESTATION!!!!!!!!!!!! That is beyond nasteeeeee.

What you all know bout Razor or the Texas Outlaw? Hey, how bout a GC HC get together on a Thursday? :) hee hee hee

bring singles.. ha ha

i think strippers...dancers...or whatever they call themselves (still the same thing :rolleyes: ) are all nasty! And I don't want a man that just finished rubbing himself down in oil and "getting himself ready" (yall know what i mean :eek: :p :D ) touching all over me! I think it's nasty! Especially after all those other women have been slobbering all over him....

ewwwwwwwwww.....:eek:

Oh yea about the crab story....i hurd that too....i think it was made up..

now if my man wanted to do it in the privacy of our own home....that's a different story! ;)

I was thinking the same thing! It sounds kind of urban legend-ish.

Re: Don't eat while reading this....
 

The Kappas at my school use to do that all the time at the end of their step routines. I think they thought it was cute but it wasn't. Over weight Kappas licking a plate of whip cream just made me want to go on a diet. http://smilies.networkessence.net/s/...oking_anim.gif

lol lol lol!!!

Of course, when the Sigmas did it...... whew, LORDY!!!!!!

Aaaahhhhh shoot.....I know a 'lil sumthin' 'bout Classics and the Mirage, too!

Soror Ideal...you ain't barely got your bags unpacked in DC and you're already peepin' the strip shows. I ain't mad at 'ya though...a girl's gotta have a little lift now and then!

OK....(Prayerfull's takin' off her Deaconess/Church Trustee hat for a second and is 'bout to confess some shnit from a LONG TIME AGO)......

So me and my girls hired this DC stripper name Ecstasy for our girls' birthday. Dude was doin' his little freaky dancing thing and then it was time for him to take a break and go change. So he went into the bathroom to change. That's when one of my girls had this "clever" idea that while he was changing, we should all strip down to our bra and panty sets. So, we did..and when he came out the bathroom, he was like :eek: "whoa..these little Howard U girls are off the chains". It went off the hook after that. So, there's pictures of this whole night floatin' out there somewhere with one of my girls. I need to call her up 'cause I'd hate for that to show up in a church bulletin or sumthin'.

...But anyways, that all happened BEFORE I FOUND JESUS!

Soror Ideal...I'll be prayin' for you girl.......(but in the meantime, if you just happen to roll up on Classics on a Thursday night and happen to see a HUNG brotha name Ecstasy...give him a slap on his a$$ for me) :D :D :D

The pledge class under mine hired a stripper for us...dude looked like the Rock. Had the eyebrow thing going on too. Too bad he was short-short...I'm not tall (5'5") and I know I cleared him by at least 2 inches. He jumped around a lot, weird flips that made him look like a gymnast--not cool. He also looked kinda like a monkey, with his long arms and all. :confused:

CTFU!!! I almost choked on my dinner!!

Girl way back in the day I was up in there. Once we realized the ghetto stripper majorettes performed on Saturdays before 11, we made sure to make it there after 11...just in time to miss it. :D

Oh and that crab story, I heard it too. I think it is an urban legend.

A Few Thoughts/Comments
 

I totally agree with some of the things being said on this board about strippers. While, the tricks have me singing Nelly (It's getting hot in herre!), I think it's highly overrated.

1. Maybe it's just me, but after awhile it gets kinda boring.

2. Also, their "costumes" are tacky. SOme look like Parliament Funkadelic rejects.

3. The groupies are pathetic. My friends and I decided to go to a strip club a few months ago, and some of the women actually had shirts on with the names of their favorite performers. SAD!

4, Oh, I agree about the touching thing. There was a particular dancer that I thought was cute. Anyway, after his performance he passed by me and said hi, and I returned the greeting. He then turned and started to walk away. All of a sudden he came back and touched my hat (cowboy hat, something strange happens to me every time I wear it) and licked my neck. I was like, EWWWWW! I thought he was cute, but strippers are gross.

I remember this coversation I had with this guy in a club (dance, not strip) once. He was really cool and we kinda talked the whole night. Anyway, I found out that he used to be a stripper. His word of advice to me, "Never date a stripper, they are nasty. They are hoes." I took his advice. Has anyone ever dated a stripper, how did that go?

Everytime I would go to clubs and strippers happen to be there, I always had a habit of trying to remember their faces. This was so in case they tried to talk to me after they changed to regular clothes to mingle, I would remember their faces to turn them down. I'm not into dating strippers or paying money to see them.

Re: A Few Thoughts/Comments
 

I have a friend that is one of those girls...http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/...traurig012.gif