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Your Personal Hell....
Ok, so if hell really exists, and isnt hot and with little devils, if it REALLY IS YOUR OWN PERSONAL TORTURE....
What then is your hell? (A list will work fine here) 1) Having to walk around for eternity in socks after I stepped in water. 2) Realizing I bounced a check and the attendent fees attached. 3) Having to piss, but not being able to get outa bed 'cause its so cold. 4) Getting home from the dry cleaners and putting on something only to realize they ruined it. 5) Perpetual holidays with my family. 6) Finding out that the keg is Shiner, only to get there and find out its empty. |
Driving a civic/jetta/saturn would be pretty heartbreaking to me.
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hehe, I love this topic! lol :)
1. Waiting and anticipating a formal w/my dream dress just to find out I gained too much to wear it *prays this never happens* 2. Overdrawing from the bank..*cringes* 3. Getting stopped by a Statie *growls* more than twice in a day 4. Getting snow caked on your pants and you can't change out of them.. |
hell would be cold not hot for me
people would walk around with their mouths pointlessly open all the time (HATE THAT!) there would be tons of BUGS and other creepy crawlies.. (holy hell i hate those things) there would be tons of annoying bitchy whores walking around.. grrr.. you know, the girls we call "frat rats" because they will sleep with any male with letters on because "it makes them cool" psssssh.. if they knew how much fun the sorority girls (and for that matter the fraternity guys) make of them.. |
Hell would be:
Being cold while I sleep... Having someone un-alphabetize my movies... Driving behind someone slow... Having to eat pork... Not owning flip-flops... Not getting to see my family... Not having boys hit on me... :) Being boring/not standing out from the crowd... Oh... and Lifesaver, dry cleaners have lost so many of my clothes, and gotten holes in my favorite cashmere sweater... it totally sucks! |
hmm...good topic!
1. Walking in the Wal-Mart parking lot. MOVE, BIA, GET OUT THE WAY! THIS IS NOT A TOURIST ATTRACTION! IT IS A FREAKIN PARKING LOT! NOTHING TO SEE! SCRAM! :mad: 2. When I am sober and in chill mode and my friends are pissy drunk. Gawd, how annoying!! lol. And I know it is the same for them if they are sober and I am drunk. It just doen't work. 3. Being in PODUNK country towns. HATE IT! Sorry to the rural folks, but life is sooooooooooo muuuuuuuuuch sloooooooooooower in rural country areas. I travel a lot (by car) so it happens kinda frequently...sigh. 4. When you go to the club and all the guys have made a perimeter aroudn the dance floor to gawk at the girls, who are the only ones dancing. This sucks! If I wanted to dance with chicks I woulda went to a gay club. Men, get yo arses on the floor! I am SURE I will think of more! lol....fun thread, man. |
Oh Damn . . . what an awful thread . . . I don't even want to think what my personal hell would be, I'm quite inventive.
I am glimpsing in my mind right now and thinking about passing out. |
Bacon...the smell of bacon would be in my personal hell. I would wake up and there's bacon. I would sleep and there's more bacon. The air would be greasy from the bacon frying. I'd start to gain weight.
-Rudey --I can't believe people eat that crap. Did someone wake up one day and go "Mmm, I'd like to eat me some pure fat"? |
Hell?
There would be Stairmasters. Lots and lots of Stairmasters.
Also paper cuts and the sound of cats throwing up. Ivy |
My personal hell
-being a customer service rep for the rest of my life
-having customer call 2 mintues before I'm supoose to get off and they need me to do 1 million things for them -A Wal-Mart that doesn't carry Hanes Her Way sweat pants -losing my job because my company outsources my position to our Mexico office -being laid off 2 times in 2 months -being at my current company after the 1st of the year |
Hell is where the only food is cheese popcorn, the only beer is Blatz, and the only song is "This Kiss" by Faith Hill. Oh, and there are no flannel jammie pants from Target.
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LOL... this is hilarious!
I am gonna have to agree with lifesaver about the wet sox thing... if i step in a puddle of water in my kitchen or something... OY! it sucks working at Joanns for the rest of my life having to eat snails and red meat for the rest of eternity chalkboard scratching listening to a lecture from any of my high school history teachers hanging around this pathological liar i dated as a freshman :rolleyes: Edited to Add: Sorry i forgot a personal bit of hell that is a reality... having only one choice of diet sodas at restaurants...c'mon people... diabetics like more than just diet coke and pepsi! and the fact that all the sugar free/healthy foods are about 10x more expensive than the stuff i can't eat. Good Lord! |
I'm living it now! :rolleyes:
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Hell for me would be waking up when I'm forty.....
Alone and thinking, "Wait a minute, I forgot to get married and have kids, because I've been so obsessed with my career." I know it sounds lame, but it is my biggest fear! :rolleyes: So I guess my actual hell would be just a place with no one to love and share life with. |
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luv ya hermaneeta!!! ronnie **Sisters always** |
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My personal hell would be driving behind a car that was going 10 mph under the speed limit for eternity while I was driving around every guy I wish I had never kissed......or it could be failing out of college
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1) Having my teeth or hair fall out
2) Having to be in a room with all of my exes (all but one) 3) Being alone and cold and lonely 4) Having to hear an annoying song 24/7 for the rest of my life 5) Working out and NEVER loosing any weight! 6) Trying to graduate college and find out that I have to start all over again! UGH! |
Pure hell for me would be surrounded by my NEIGHBORS for all ETERNITY!:eek:
Honestly, it would be watching my kids lead unhappy, miserable lives with the constant thought it was all because I did this or didn't do that. In other words, it would be MY FAULT!:( |
I dunno, I've had pretty shitty roommates the past three years.
But, I already lived my hell the day my dad died. I don't think it could get worse than that. It was like a movie, no joke. |
Lived through one already. Having to baby sit your little sister through New Kids on the Block Concert in the early 90s while going through the Heavy Metal phase of my life. God it was horrible. It violated the Interational Convent for Personal Dignity (made that one up)
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*A world without carbohydrates! (mmmmm, bagels, waffles, cereal, hot baked bread, cake!!)
*A world without The Food Network, TV (in general), music, or magazines *Losing my teeth and hair (I second that from someone's previous post) *Never meeting a wonderful man to share my life with *Losing my mother *Being stuck in this crappy job and crappy state another year *Being caught with the same outfit as someone else, particularly someone I can't stand *Watching my ex make out with another woman in front of me *Losing a limb or one of my five senses *Bugs in my house *Explosive, uncontrollable diahrrea *Nuclear war *Hitting a dog while driving *Gaining back all of the weight I've lost *A world without Jeremy (He's a beautiful man I work with who has the smile and eyes of a pure angel. He's pure heaven on earth.) *Having no friends (been there, don't want to go back) |
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I forgot to add, an eternity without cable or Direct TV. Oh, I'd have a TV, just with rabbit ears that got shitty reception. UGH. |
being stuck for eternity behind someone slow..but also having someone going just as slow next to them so that i can't pass (this goes for driving as well as walking)
only the "music" of no doubt is played..24/7 the constant smell of bananas no internet or cable tv have to wear pantyhose 24/7 someone really annoying not giving me any me/alone/quiet time. (constant talking about nothing) having to spend eternity with that girl from my old job in santa fe who i HATE being stuck in that job forever. |
*Puking(me or anyone else), nuff said
*Being alone in a lightning storm *Not being able to slow down my hyperactive mind *Being around people who talk too much *Being around people who always ask dumb questions *Being alone involuntarily *Being stuck in an elevator *A close relative dying *Being paralyzed *Being blind *Being deaf *Being around verbally abusive people |
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You are shameless!!!!!! |
I keep having this dream that I'm stuck in Happy Days, and in the background the theme music keeps playing, but we never get past Wednesday!
On top of all that, on the social ladder, I'm below Ralph Malph, so the Fonz won't even talk to me! So all I remember is "Sunday Monday Happy Days, Tuesday Wednesday Happy Days, Sunday Monday........" |
-I'd be forced to listen to my aunt or any other zealot spout quasi-religion forever, with no retort possible
-The only beer is Blue Moon (*puke*) -Everything you say is mimicked -Everyone is a 'fanboy' OK, that'll get us started - I won't lie to you, though, there are some posters who consistantly whine and bitch at others on here, sometimes reading their posts in series is hellish. Y'all cool ones make up for them. Sorta. |
1) A world filled with bicyclists
2) Spiders everywhere 3) Sitting in stop and go traffic for the rest of my life 4) Math midterms/finals for the rest of my life... 5) Being only able to hear the sound of whispering (I HATE WHEN YOU'RE IN CLASS AND THE PEOPLE BEHIND YOU WHISPER TO EACH OTHER FOR THE ENTIRE LECTURE.) |
Law School
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Having to deal with the public dailey!
I seem to have the most moronic people in the world! Cant Read, find their right or left hand, read instructions, figure money and change when I give to them, have to got to the car to get change as they come in and dont have enuff money, will you carry me, NO! Ask a question that I answer manytimes but do not have a clue what I am talking about! What is scarry, it is not any color or age, per se'! I look at thes kids that come in buying their dope cigars and thinking, DAMN, they will be the new wave of the future and running the country!:eek: |
- Being stuck with a REALLY bad haircut for the rest of your life
- Knowing that you have really bad breath for the rest of your life - Static Cling so you always have like a sweat sock stuck to your pant leg - Not having any rythym and constantly doing the Elaine Dance from Seinfedl at the clubs - painful zit and PMSing on formal night - Trigonometry forever and ever and ever... and that's why I'm an English major. - Not being able to go to sleep when you are just so so tired |
My personal hell is working where I do (Radioshack) for the rest of my life and only having folks that are 75+, senile and hard of hearing standing in line for me to figure out for them (without them having consulted their manuals) how to hook up the home theatre equipment that they bought somewhere else.
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~having to make tough choices...i'm SOO indecisive with some things right now!!
~ice cream that never softens past the hard frozen state ~no skim or low fat milk...ever ~having only sulfur water to drink & bathe in ~4 upper level reading intensive english literature classes your spring semester senior year so you can graduate...oh wait I'm doing that next semester :eek: ~forever having chapped lips ~not having any flip flops ~hearing "we're sorry all circuits are busy" every time you try to make an important call ~insomnia...oh wait have that NOW! :mad: life takes its toll...please have exact change... |
Getting onto the onramp only to realize that the entire freeway is gridlocked.... and moving alone at 1.5 miles per hour for the rest of your life.....
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Got one that everybody would agree:
Standing in line at the local DMV |
I loose something, and am constantly searching for it. As soon as I find it, somethign else dissapears..
An eternity of ubiquitious VH1 groups: Matchbox 20, Creed, et al. |
- Yup, the long line at the DMV is annoying. Luckily I can do most things online now.
- Finals - Driving in the state of Conneticut (I have seen so many people come to a complete stop before changing lanes :mad: it ties up traffic for miles ) |
LISTENING TO DOGS BARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There are others but right now since I am in the deepest depths of hell listening to psycho dog bark for over 2 hours now. . . .THIS TOPS THE LIST!!!!! |
i'm living it.
a 77 point shutout loss to OU. well, that, and a killer monkey in my bedroom. That would be pretty bad. Kitso KS 361 times worse it would be without my compadre from the Great White North, Crown Royal |
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