Stupid things you've been seeing lately
 

1: A car pulled up next to me. It was a company car. The name was "Geeks on wheels". The driver was this fat guy in this little hatch back, eating a Big Mac while trying to drive and talk on the cell phone at the same time. I thought about rolling down my window and telling his fat a$$ to go back to college and get a degree in food production.


2: I saw this car that had a thing around the back plate. Some of you might have your frat name around yours. Mine says Pi Kappa Alpha. Anyhow, I saw this one that said University of Phoenix. When I pulled up next to the guy I said "How'd you like college?" He replied, " It was great I was in a frat as well."

**** If some of you don't know, university of Phoenix is that online bull$hit college you may or may not be recieving advertisements for in your email account.******

3. (This might have been the funniest things I've ever seen done to a bum) When I was getting off the interstate there was this bum holding a sign asking for money. This guy in front of me offers him a pack of smokes and a drink as well. He gives the guy the pack of smokes but as soon as he does the light turns green.....he then throws this cup on him and spills all this shit on him......the bum is dancing around, yelling, hollering at the guy.....when I drove by I threw a handfull of pennies at him when he wasn't looking.....for some reason they all stuck on him and the bum just fell on the ground.......when I came back through and hour later, the bum was gone.

Throwing something (especially had it been coffee) on a bum could be assult.

Not to mention the fact that it's sick and cruel.

Actually Hootie, we've done worse.

2 years ago downtown, some of my brothers and friends were extremely drunk. One of them had a digital camcorder in his car. I had a revelation from above and decided it would be funny to record a hevyweight bout between the two common bums who are always downtown begging for money from people as they make their way to hook up houses ( clubs ). So when one of them came up to me for money I told him I'll give him 40$ to go beat his dead beat friend down. My boy got the camera ready and another brother said the same thing to the other guy, he gave him 40$. Next thing you know I was the commentator and we had ourselves are fight for the title of King of the downtown crack heads. I believe the guy I paid was named Pecan Slim and the other guy was so wasted he couldn't talk so we called him Joey Buttafuco.

When the action began they were just pushing each other, finally it escaladed into an all out war as if one stole the others crack pipe. We had one person at each of the four corners of the block in case the police arrived and when they did we hauled a$$. As we were driving by to see if they were still fighting we saw them kicking each other in the a$$ as a swarm of police arrived.

The video tape has now made it's way to the chapter house and remains there for archives.....

This reminds me of the guys arrested in Las Vegas for doing the exact same thing......paying homeless people to fight each other and video taping it and selling it for profit. 1st of all, they r human beings, they should not be treated like they were prized cock fights. 2nd its just wrong. U are sick individual if u enjoy watching this crap. Your exploiting people for profit, another example would be prositution. It's demented..........

UFPike, my bosses boss got his MBA from U of Phoenix... The damned mail order school costs about 9X more than the degree he could have gotten at a REAL school.

The way I see it this is kind of like going to the Carribean to get your medical degree.

I'd like to see that in an official document. I don't believe you.

I'm not saying you're lying, I just don't believe you.

But you misunderstood me sweetheart, we were'nt selling it. So we didn't break the law.


All this is coming from a chick. I wouldn't expect a chick to find such an act funny. Most decent girls wouldn't. It's a guy thing and was while we were drunk.

Don't even compare it to prostitution....those are two totally different exploitations.

Way to keep that positive Greek image going.

Glad I don't live in your town, UFPike!

And we should believe everything you say to be the be-all-end-all???? GIVE ME A BREAK :rolleyes:

i would have to say that this thread..and pretty much anything that ufpike posts would have to be the stupidest thing i've seen laetly. hands down, no contest.

*****DISCLAIMER******
THIS IS NOT ALL THINGS THAT I HAVE DONE, JUST THINGS I HEARD OR SAW THATS BEEN DONE****I DO NOT ENDORSE THIS BUT IT CAN GET FUNNY


HA HA HA!!! This sounds like some of the stuff we do in our town. We go bum fishing. Which is we tie up a can to a fishing pole and wait for bums to snatch them, when they do we reel em in. It can get pretty funny when you get the cracked out bums. Another thing we'll do is put a tv on the front lawn and hide with baseball bats and clubs, oh boy you should see the look on the poor bastards face when they try to pick up the tv!! The absolute best is when these two guys in my fraternity picked up a prostitute and drove her 45 mins away to a secluded area and kicked her out of the car. I always wondered how or if she ever got home....

I'm praying that you're joking
 

I *really* hope you're kidding about this stuff. Everything you just mentioned is sick and wrong and if you really find any kind of amusement in doing these things I think you should seek therapy.....and maybe some heavy drugs. :rolleyes: How obnoxious.

Actually I remember a story from high school . . these guys were in NYC and this Beggar was bothering them about something and wouldn't leave them alone.

Finally the one guy, he was really bizarre. Freaks out, beats the beggar down and takes his false leg as a souvenir . . . to this day he suposedly has it on his WALL . . .

Well, my views of Pi Kappa Alpha have just been flushed down the toilet...

I hear you on that one! I think I can put them on the list of stupid things I've been seeing...

I'm going to have to agree with you all--the Pi Kappa Alphas at my school kinda scare me, but I thought maybe they were an exception...until I read this. :eek:

I honestly hope that you're making those stories up. If not, then you and your chapter have some serious issues to work out. I don't know what's sicker -- your stories or UF_Pike's.

Thats sounds similar to what a few of my frineds did to a prostitute one time. They collected a weeks worth of dog $hit and let it sit in a bag for a few days. Then they picked up a prostitute while another set of friends had the dog $hit in their truck behind them. The 2 with the prostitute in the car drove her to the interstate and went out to a place called paynes prayrie, they kicked her out of the car and as they drove off the other truck creeped up beside her as she was waving for a ride. Then they threw the bag of $hit on her and it busted all over her.

That has to be one of the worst pranks I've ever heard done to a prostitute. In my opinion things could be worse for them.

This is disgusting beyond belief. I don't know what's worse--the so-called *pranks* themselves or the fact that certain people are crowing about it. Its not something to act like you're proud of.

Well sweety, the feeling is mutual.


**this post has been edited for obvious reasons and above is all that was needed to be said **

I agree wholeheartedly, greeklawgirl. You know that old saying about "what goes around, comes around"? I sure hope that it's coming around soon -- and in a big way -- for some of those so-called pranksters. Sounds like they need a taste of their own medicine coupled with a hefty dose of the real world. Dollars to donuts, they're a bunch of spoiled rich kids who haven't had to work for a single thing in their lives and therefore don't have an ounce of respect for anyone, including themselves. Lots of money but not an ounce of compassion. I actually feel sorry for them.

Look dzrose93, I've made my mends with you. I didn't have anything against you anymore until you attacked me personally.


You don't know me. Based ona few pranks you say I don't have any compassion. I have plenty of compassion, for those I care about. I care for those I don't know as well. There have been several people on this web site who I haven't seen post in awhile and I sent them messages checking up on them, seeing if they're ok and asking if all is well. I'm not mentioning their names but you're actaully GC friends with a few of them. If you read the 1st message in this thread you'd note that I gave the bum a handful of pennies, I may have thrown them at him, but I still gave. I don't stop for strangers.

I don't care if you think I'm spoiled. I wouldn't say I'm spoiled, I'm just extremely loved. I actually think my life style is fun. I'm not ashamed of anything, otherwise I wouldn't have posted what I did.

As for work..... well, I do work. I'm DJ. It actually pays pretty well for a hobby. I do what I love to do while meeting new people from around the world. I've made some tight connections and made friendships with some of the worlds best DJs. It's opened doors you can't imagine as well as change my mind set from being closed minded to more open minded. So, I may be spoiled but I do know the meaning of a dollar as well as work.

Think before you speak, it would save the both of us a lot of typing.

Hmmmm, I just went back to see where I used your name in my observation about spoiled rich kids. Turns out that I didn't, so I don't really see where the personal attack is that you mentioned. In fact, the only attacks I've read about on this thread are the ones made by some fraternity boys who found cruel ways to amuse themselves at the expense of some less fortunate members of society.

:D :D :D I gotta give it to you, you're good......damn good.



By the way, I met some tight little DZ girlies in Gainesville this weekend. You were the first person to come to mind while I was speaking with number 1.

You're not the first guy to say those words to me. ;)

Did you know that in the past 20 minutes I have recieved 9 - count them - 9 reports to the moderator about this specific post (now edited) by UF_Pike directed towards xok85xo.

This is thread is being LOCKED for a few reasons. (1.) it is completely off "subject" if there ever was one... (2.) the direct attack on xok85xo and the blatant disregard of the DOs and DON'Ts of Chit Chat as posted by ZetaAce in the first thread entitled Announcements goes against the rules and automatically results in deletion and lockdown.

From now on EVERYONE can follow UF_Pike's fantastic advice of:

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