Biggest lies you ever told
 

*I'm from Pensacola (good reason, but won't tell)
*When I was in 10th grade I told people that I smoked weed.
*When I was younger I've always lied about being older (think that one is normal).
*Now, whenever I don't want to be bothered by a loser guy, I tell them i'm 16. :p
*I don't lie. :D

Um...those aren't really big lies, lol. I haven't old any MAJOR lies, but I have lied to keep myself out of trouble. Also, I almost always lie when I am getting hit on too. Too selective, I guess.

Probably the *biggest* lie I ever told was that I live in a tent in somebody's back yard in Evanston and train dogs to perform in operas. I'm with librasoul22 on lying when being hit on sometimes... ;)

whenever i am at a party and hitting on freshmen girls, i always say i am 19..........:D

My real screen name is Dionysus.

:confused:

Yes this is my 14th one. ;)

Re: Biggest lies you ever told
 

Along these lines... Before I got engaged, if someone approached me who I really didn't want hitting on me, I would transfer whatever ring I was wearing to my left hand and turn it around to look like a wedding band. It worked - as long as I remembered to switch it back before a cute guy approached, hehe :)

LOL, when I was 8 yrs. old we visited some GA family for the first time and I told them I was the choreographer for Breakin'. :eek:

You're THE BEST :eek: :D

My name is ______________ (always a FAKE ONE)

My phone number is ________________

The time I told my 6th grade teacher that I did not forge my mama's signature on my test. I even did the GIRL SCOUT Oath o convince her. :p :o

When I'm out drinking, I tend to use fake names all the time, just to mess with people. Some of my favorites are:
Dan Rogers
Ty Sexton
Alan Dunn
Sebastian Gaverstimeiner

Fake name: Bailey Prescott

The biggest lie I ever told...

I told a boy that I was a lesbian so that I didn't have to go out with him. I was slightly inebriated... SLIGHTLY... it was just the best way to let him down without hurting his feelings.

XOXO,
Annie.

I’ll call you tomorrow.

Lied about my age, and told a guy that I was 3 years older, making me 17 at the time, he still doesn't know, and thinks that I am a senior at Northwestern.

Lied to these when I was like 9, and I told them I was 12, and me and my friends has it all 'figured out' when we were supposed to have been born, and we told them 1977 or something, it it was WAY off, also told them we were on the high school swim team because we were so good, and it turned out their sister was or something.

I don't really lie much anymore, though I did lie this summer to a guy--me and my friend told him we were both 19, I was 18, so it wasn't a big deal, but she was 15, and then when he got all creepy and wouldn't leave us alone, we told him we were really 15 to get him to leave us alone, and then I told him he was ugly... and so he didn't bother us.

My friend Sam, who is the 15 year old has the unfortunate (or fortunate) privilage of being in a higher grade in school than her age group is, so she is always lying about her age, and is convincing at it too! My friend, Amy, not so lucky, she used the 'midnight bowling' excuse to say out until 2am too many times, and it eventually got worn out.

I find it more fun to bust others out of their bad lies though, we knew this horrible witchy girl Jennifer who was a chronic pathological liar... she would tell us she was going to Kentucky to get surgery and would be in Time mag, was in a movie, was on the cheerleading squad at a college, even though she was in HS, had a summer home in FL, had a brand new Eclipse convertible in her garage and couldn't drive it 'because it's so new that Mitsubishi doesn't want people to know it's out', it was so fun to catch her in her new lies every week.

Yeah, you were amazing. I've never felt like that before......;)

Busting liars is entertaining! There's a teacher up at the local high school who tells her students that she was a Rockette, that she was with this huge ballet company, she was homecoming queen in college...forgetting that she was born and raised right here and there are always plenty of parents who can bust her.

Busting liars on GC is fun too! There are several GCers who are pros at that!

LOL
Glad that worked for you Annie. I tried that at a bar once. It totally backfired. The guy wouldn't leave me alone for the rest of the night. He kept offering to buy me drinks if I'd kiss a chick in front of him :eek: .

Not me! :D
Despite several attempts. :(

I came

No, you aren't small

The fake name, phone number, etc. for guys at bars.

I'll call you back (after you have called me a million times today, why bother?)

I have to admit, I NEVER ADMIT TO MY REAL "MAGIC NUMBER"
nobody does, though. Two of my girl friends know and that is it.

Along the lines of Fewdfreak ... about figureing out the year they were born. Well This was a few summers back and I worked at a restaurant, and one of hte girls that we (my best friend jen and I ) worked at also worked at this kinda sketchy bar about 15 min away. So we decide to go. Well we walk in (I'd never been in a bar before... I was 17) but ive been drinking since i was like 15. So the bartender tells these guys that we were her friends and we were both 21. So jen and I flip out and quickly make up names, colleges, sororities, and when we were born ( i don't know why we did that). Well we hung out all night them buying us drinks and shots , then they wanted to go hang out, so I pipe up and was like.. we can't we have to go meet our friends in NYC (it's about 20 min train ride), and then they got my (fake) number, and we left...

...not without a kiss though. :eek:

yeah... they were 23 :(

I gave a guy that was trying to hit on me this girl I didn't like name and phone number so he would leave me alone. I seen him a week later an he was calling me by her name and I had totally forgot that I had lied to him and I was a little tipsy so I starting cussing him out. It was really crazy.
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That is so funny!! :D

When I was 17 and working, there was this scary guy that would come all the time and he said he would go there to see me... scary. Anyway, I once told this guy I was engaged so he would leave me alone and stop stalking me at work. It was pretty scary.. my boss even threatened to call the police on this guy. :eek:

:D :D LMAO!!!!

LOL!!! You guys are funny!

ilovemyglo? Why lie about the being small thing? YOU are the one that suffers! lol. The one time I had a guy who turned out to be small, I told him I was out of the mood.

texas*princess, I have had to lie to avoid stalkers too. I told one I was moving to London.

I, too, have tried the lesbian thing. The guy didn't keep pursuing me, but he did offer a 3some. :eek: I was like if I didn't want you alone...hmm...oh well, lol.

LOL @ pinkey08!

I am horrible for being tipsy and accidentally giving out the right number, lol. I think drinking impairs my ability to lie. :(

This is a good thread! :D

Why can't you ladies ever just be straightforward and say you don't like him, you don't find him attractive, he repulses you.....etc.

Saves a lot of trouble figuring out if you were just trying to let him down nicely, because we can figure it out, and it still hurts.

Sorry, I'm Mr. Brutal Honest Truth.

Heh, just for me, I'd rather she tell me str8 out that she can't stand my prescence than to BS me and make it look like I have a glimmer of hope.

Why would you think you had a glimmer of hope ifsomeone told you she was a lesbian? :confused:

Lying is fun. I am a senior, but I had to take some form of a math class. I took the simplest class there was which was full of freshmen. The first day of class I sat by the door. A large group of freshmen came in and wanted to know if this was Mat 117. I replied, "no, this is Phy 708, I think mat 117 is down the hall." They apologized and left. The best part is that here at murray state, class numbers only go up to the 600s.

They came back the next day and though it was funny.

A glimmer of hope that he might get to see two women together is probably more than a guy can handle... ;)

No, I mean "maybe if I'm not busy", "Im too busy" when you're not, "you're too nice a guy", "I have a boyfriend" when you really don't, "call me sometime" even though you never intend on actually making date. Stuff like that.

I think letting you know she has no interest in your entire sex pretty much means that you don't have a glimmer of hope.

Look, if a chick tells you she's gay, not bisexual, but gay, it means one of two things. 1) she's not into guys or 2)she can't stand your presence and you dont' have a glimmer of hope. Either way, take the hint!

Once again, I wasn't refering to THAT excuse :rolleyes:

And even so, I'VE NEVER BEEN TOLD THAT SO I'VE NEVER HAD TO QUESTION THE VALIDITY OF GIRL TELLING ME SHE WAS A LESBIAN AS AN EXCUSE NOT TO GO OUT WITH ME.

ok?

Lies
 

I have a problem of getting bored at parties a lot of times and I end up coming up with ridiculous crap to tell some girls. One girl thought I was amazing because Joey Lawrence was my cousin and how my mom hated his mom because they got into a fight over money.

And some girls just suck when it comes to anything sexual and totally disappoint you because you think they're wild and will do all sorts of fun stuff. Then they turn and look at you after the disappointing night...give you that stupid smile and hope you can smile back and make them feel like what you had was just incredible. All the while you just want to tell the donkey to get out of your bed so you can get some more sleep before waking up and chilling with your boys. But instead you give that stupid smile right back. That's a lie in my book.

-Rudey
--Honesty is the best policy