Bawdy Songs
 

Hey Girls!

Our chapter has like 2 rather...see they aren't even dirty, they're just bawdy really...songs. And I was wondering if anybody else out there had some interesting songs to share? I'm not sure ifthe moderators want me to type lyrics in here, cause that might not be "ideal noble womanhood". But I'll let this sit for a while and see if people ask for them.

The songs we have are affectionaely known in our chapter as the "Garter Song" and "The Silver Goblet", which is more of a chant, and not dirty at all...but I was just wondering if anybody else had some stuff to share!!!

~Allie~

Well, I'm not sure about other chapters, but I know that mine only has "The Silver Goblet" and "The Garter Song." My big learned one when she went to convention, but she's not sure of the exact tune.
I was intrigues by this post to see if anyone knew ones my chapter didn't have.... then it turns out the person who posted the original message is none other than my big!
I love you Allie!!!!

Love, Michelle aka the lil one

PS- You're not in Columbus, GA just yet.....I still have you for a few more days....;)

Oh my! Is my whole chapter here? lol.
Hi Michelle!

It's Claire :D

well, as a member of a chapter that isn't yours:) I can say that we don't know either of those songs. We do have Take Your Man Around hte Corner (which I will not post on here) and we have Cecelia which i odn't think is bad at all, but i guess some might think it is.

Take Your Man Around the Corner is the one I learned at Convention from my AWESOME ROOMMATE BRANDI! But I am unsure of the tune...

Since no one has said anything yet...I'm gonna go out on a limb here and type the lyrics to the songs my chapter has...:)

The Garter Song
(To the Tune of "Kellerman's" from Dirty Dancing..)

Way up past a Phi Mu's garter
Way above her knee
Lies the heart of Phi Mu's honor
Her virginity.

So hike your skirts a little higher
Go rolling in the grass
You'll find that all the frat boys want
A piece of Phi Mu ass

The Silver Goblet - I've actually heard this as a Sig Ep song too...

Pass the great silver goblet
With the Phi Mu on it
And we'll all have another round of beer..
MORE BEER!
For it's not for knowledge that we came to college
But to get drunk while we're here.
More beer! More beer! I said we need more beer!
If you can't drink a beer like a Phi Mu can,
The you shouldn't have a G-d damned beer in your hand!

(Our house doesn't actually drink beer all that much...we're amaretto sour's kinda girls...but it makes a better chant...)

Sorry to crash your board, but I just wanted to share: That song is actually an old one, and originally it was about Kappa Alpha Theta. It's sung to the tune of Columbia University's "Alma Mater." If you're looking for some bawdy songs, there's a book called The Erotic Muse that has a lot of words as well as music. Your university library may own it, as well as a public library if it's got a good music section.

My chapter had not one but two versions of "Take Your Man Around the Corner," as did the DG chapter at my school. I bet if you ask around at the other sororities, you could come up with the melody. I'd sing it for you but music doesn't come out so well over GC :)

The sig Kap's here do this one.

We use the last two lines of Silver Goblet as a chugging chant:
Chug a beer chug a beer
if you can't chug a beer like a phi mu can
what are you doing with a G-d beer in your hand...
CHUG A BEER!

not something we say too terribly often, but everyone in our chapter knows it. we will switch the words and use it for chugging anything.

At Florida I think we just made up our own drinking song. It starts out with Roll em up Roll em down, roll another keg around cause the Phi Mus are drinking tonight... and then it goes on. But when my roommates and especially when we lived in the house, all you had to sing was those few lines and everyone would know what kinda night it was gonna be. :)

Tara
I have a Phi Mu castle...

Heh...yeah. We have that one too. That one's always a hit. ;)

My boyfriend who was pledging Alpha Sigma Phi knew that song too. Of course it was "Here's to Pledge XXX..." He still makes me chug to it every once in a while....;)

What a great thread... my chapter is currently looking for more songs!

We do one called Yo-Ho, it's a little scandalous... if you're curios I can put up the lyrics.
Our cheer for drinking is different too...
It goes:

Here's to you
and here's to me
and Phi Mu will always be
and if by chance you disagree
well F*** you and here's to me!

Memories...

My chapter does the Roll em up Roll em down, roll another keg around cause the Phi Mus are drinking tonight... one, and we also have the Yo Ho chant/song. In my collegiate years, Yo Ho was taught on Initiation night and only done with initiates present. We had another chant that was also only done with initiates. Out of respect, I'm going to refrain from posting it, but it was my favorite. I've been known to chant it with other sisters over the phone from time to time since going alum...lol

I LOVE YOU GIRLS!!!!

There are a couple GREAT ones in the Phi Mu Songbook (look in the back, especially the olders ones) but we can't post them.

LIOB

toast
 

This is one everyone does but we call it our "phi mu" toast in my pledge class...

"here's to the men we love, here's to the men that love us, if the men we love don't love us, F**k the men and here's to us!!"

Re: toast
 

Ha, ha, since when does your pledge class drink?

nondrinkers
 

sighhhhh it's true...our pledge class can't keep up....hell I can't keep up with my 06 pledge kid....

We do both of those...and we also do "She's happy, she's horny, she'll get laid by morning..."

silver goblet
 

oh, we do the goblet song but at the end we do "more beer more beer, i say we need more beer, i don't give a damn about any frat man that won't drink a beer with me"

We never said anything about chugging beer. my chapter is more about shots...

Take a shot
take a shot
if you can't take a shot like a phi mu can
you shouldn't have a shot in your m-fing hand!

its great...we all learn it pretty early. however, this is our one and only song.

Penguin, my ex used to sing that song. He chanted it to me when I turned 21, making me chug half a bottle of white wine. now that's alcohol abuse. One should never chug wine ;)

We have a song... "I wanna Man" Does anyone else sing this... It has nothing to do with Phi Mu, but it is a lot of people's favorites. Also, "Cause the Phi Mus do" is another song we sing... Anyone else?

aaww this is SO fun! My chapter doesn't have ANY baudy songs!! keep sending my way *grins*

Lion Love,
Emily

DeltaEtaKP, I don't know that one, send it along!!!

Re: toast
 

We use this one too... not as a Phi Mu thing ;) Just as a group of friends... usually celebrating b-days.

We have a couple, but not many of us know them. Just us old girls! We do "I wanna a man", "Rugged but Right," and "Phi Mu honey(I think that's it....). But, we only sing them in the presence of other Phi Mu's.

Is Phi Mu Honey..
She's a Cuddle Bunny,
She's a Phi Mu Honey
She's a Classy gal, gal, gal, gal
I've got a notion
That she's hip to devotion
She really raises your morale
But when it comes to lovin'
She's a human oven
Her kisses are divine, 'vine, 'vine, 'vine
Boys grow older (or bolder???)
As they long to hold her
Most any old time.
So if you wanna date a Phi Mu,
You gotta be ten times better
Than the other guys
Who call her Cuddle Bunny,
She's a Phi Mu Honey.
She's a classy gal
We really mean it
ba-da-da-doom
She's a classy gal
Yeah!

We do this one in APO. :D

Hey all ... new here and had to share. It's not really bawdy, but a good one for sisterhood.

We learned a chant from a chapter consultant (early 90s) that we used during rush (after the selection and all that was done and we were so sick of praying to make quota, not when rushees were present). It lists the only other three sororities we had at our school, and I'm sure you could substitute any you have at yours. We all got down on our knees, hands flat on the floor, and beat a steady rhythm to the chanting, which starts at a whisper.

Damn damn damn the A-Chi-Os
To hell with the TriDelts too
To the Zetas and the rest
'Cause we know we are the best
We are the high and mighty chapter of Phi Mu

You keep repeating it, and each time you get faster and louder until you're screaming and beating the floor.

It's a great stress reliever, and as long as your windows are closed, no one outside can tell what you're saying.

we sing "I wanna Man" at Rho Delta! I am curious about the "Cause the Phi Mus Do" one though...

This is "Cause the Phi Mu's do..."
When at the bar a campus smoothie
asks me to drink some boozie....
But I say I won't chh chh chh
Cause the Phi Mus don't chh chh chh
When at the door a guy makes passes
I simply put on my glasses
And say I won't chh chh chh
Cause the Phi Mus don't chh chh chh
The world's gone mad today,
wrong is right today
black is white today
Still the Phi Mus say, "keep the upright way."
Well, thank you for the information
(I don't remember this line... maybe 'and take it into consideration')
And say, cause the Phi Mus do...
Do what? What do they do?
Everybody!!!
They go to parties with the Lambda Chis
They go to formals with Phi Tau
The go to old south balls with KAs
They go to Susies with the Pi KA's
They go to derbys with the Football players,
They go to dinner with the PHA's
She's loved by all fraternities,
She's an all fraternity girl.

We also have crash bash, but I cannot post that on here... but if you want the words, you can PM me.