Annoying girl things
 

1. Talking about your breasts being small. Big snack trays are not always fun and we don't look at your breasts and say "On second thought, I don't think I'll sleep with you."
2. Going to the bathroom a lot. Don't drink so much water.
3. Talking about how everything hurts and your incredible migraine headaches. Seriously guys just want to punch you on the shoulder and tell you to walk it off.

-Rudey
--Male.

1. Then why do guys ogle women with big breasts? Why can't they just refrain from comment? Every time we catch a guy looking at some girl's Barbie-sized tits, we think, "Oh, so that's what he wants. Bastard's just like all the others."

2. Doctors say you're supposed to drink 1/2 ounce of water per pound of body weight every day. It keeps you from getting sick. Besides, we must go to the bathroom all the time and in groups. How else will we finalize our fiendish plan to take over the world?

3. If we have cramps, we're going to be cranky. If we have a headache, we don't want to sleep with you. Sometimes we must bitch or we'll explode. If you're going to punch us on the shoulder, don't try to be Ali. Be gentle. For the most part, we're smaller than you.

LOL KappaKittyCat :D

Sweetie, if you punch me when I have a migraine, don't act surprised if you get slapped back. Hard. :p

This is enough explanation for EVERYTHING that we do!:D

Or kicked in the balls...I wouldn't put up with a guy who hit me :mad:

And have you ever had a migrane? THOSE HURT LIKE HELL! They're not your average headaches you know!

Hootie

and .......have you ever had cramps-I don't think so :mad:

oh and one other thing. The men I work with are more of a baby than any female when it comes to being sick especially my boss-it is just pathetic. I had the flu and still came to work-he gets a slight cough and it is the end of the world.

Re: Annoying girl things
 

LOL! @ everyone! See! I told y'all starting a male bashing thread was gonna prompt Rudey!

KappaKittyCat, that post was classic!!! :D

I'm going into hiding!

Rudey, if you're smart, you will, too.

lol DeltAlum

lol

I saw Goodie Rudey in the forest, dancing with a poppet.

Aww I really wasnt male bashing.. it is more like what dumb things have a guy done to get a girls attention type.. Besides,I didnt say anything about guys wanting to be told they have a nice size conterpart, or how they want to be told they are the best atEVERYTHING! I was just talking about the stupid things some of them do..
Rudey may be having somepenis envy issues!

I find it both annoying and funny at the same time when a lot girls get insulted when someone burps or passes wind http://plaudersmilies.de/fart.gif LIKE THEY NEVER DID IT BEFORE. It's not something that I'm amused by either, but there are things that are more irritating.

HA HA HAAAA! Where did that one come from?!? I love it!

A poppet?

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Ohmigod, I have never heard that word outside of Victorian era lit!

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lol, it came from the Crucible.

btw, Dionysus, the poot smilie killed me!! LOL!!

This thread is hilarious!

1. Women need to stop giving men stream of consciousness reports of their feelings, at the moment they have them.

Men generally don't know how to process that information. Are we supposed to apologize, make it right, argue, just listen, or what?

2. Women need to stop trying to get us to be in the same emotional mood they are.

A lot of time women seem to get upset when men aren't upset when they are. So they proceed to try and get us upset so they can feel better.

Then when they feel better we are left upset.

Men really aren't taught to be that way.

3. Women need to understand that victimizing us because they are having a bad day is not endearing. It weakens the relationship.

Come on men . . . its happened to all of us. The woman is in a bad mood, and instead of letting us help her out of it, she decides to be short and moody with us. For hours!

4. Women need to tell men what is wrong upfront!

Often times women will ruin an entire evening because something is bothering them but they don't want to spill it. You have to go through the whole "words women use cycle" (see thread) with a lot of fines and whatevahs.

Until finally they spill out at the end of the night after ruining dinner and a movie for us men. Wasted money for us.

I guess its part of the anger (make men suffer), argument (hash the problem out), redemption (usually affection/sex) cycle.

*sigh* I understand that we can't always skip from anger straight to redemption but why oh why can't we hash everything out earlier?

Must men ruin hours of their lives because women can't get a grip on their neurosis?

Why do women do this?

James...instead of trying to figure women out by asking "why?"

If EVER in doubt, just smile, nod, and compliment. If that doesn't work, the girl has serious problems, and why would you want to be in a relationship with her anyway? lol

Seriously though, the more time you spend trying to figure women out, the more frustrated you will get. Same goes for women. Stop worrying about it.

When you causally invite her to a party and she gleefully accepts then a few moments later she gives a list of excuses why she might not show up. Don’t accept the invitation if your busy and don’t give me an exurbanite amount of excuses. Maybe it just me but I thought it was rather tacky.

If EVER in doubt, just smile, nod, and compliment.

Librasoul, you RULE! This is probably the most intelligent thing I've heard anybody come up with yet. Perhaps add "agree" to the list, but that could be the same thing as smiling and nodding.

Yeah I hate that. Its even worse when its to formal and she says yes and then comes up with excuses when its too late to find a date that would be cool with it on short notice.

Mixed signals are irritating....wait no they SUCK!!

What is really annoying is when a girl has tits big enough to be used as life jacket and complains about they are too small. Or is skinny and says she's too fat.

hmm
 

Just so you know why I hadn't responded, I was keeping the fast and other restrictions of Yom Kippur. Also, I'd like to ask you all for forgiveness of any past aggravation and insult I may have caused you whether directly or indirectly. I take full responsibility and hope I have not hurt anyone too greatly.

In regards to girls that act annoying and expect guys to put up with it (smile and nod), you'll find many guys willing to do so. They have no backbone and want a girlfriend so badly because they see independence as a bad trait. These are the guys that will reflect on themselves and at the end of the day excuse their shortcomings by saying, "It's because I'm a nice guy."

Girls that complain all the time should realize there are girls that don't - albeit not that many. In other words, you are not a permanent fixture in anyone's life. We will often take down your number, tell you we will call, and just don't. And guys that accept anything in the name of being nice should also realize their weaknesses and work to fix it because the girl is looking for a relationship, not a servant.

And if you really feel the need to talk about how small your breasts are on a daily basis you need to think about that. I don't know any guys that go around talking about their grasshopper penises.

-Rudey
--Oh and every night, all girls should sing to their boyfriends...naked with a couple of other girls standing beside them of course.

the reason so many women discuss their breasts is b/c they are right their out for everyone to judge (covered but out there). a man's penis is in his pants, not visible to the general public as they walk down the street. not to say women won't discuss the size of a guys penis (someone they've slept with) in private.
yes we bitch, and that's b/c we don't want to pent up all of our anger like men usually do. if we did that, God help every being with a penis when we explode. remember - hell hath no fury like a woman's wrath.
yes, most women want a relationship instead of a one night stand. although there are many exceptions. we just can't deal with the emotional part of it. guys tend not to have as much of an emotional connection to sex. we do so get over it.
oh yeah, and optimist prime - thank you so much for that comment on breasts. i do in fact have breast that are big enough to be life preservers (about a G cup) but i really don't want them to be any bigger. in fact i wish they were a lot smaller. and i don't bitch about being over weight cuz i know i did it to myself and i can take care of it myself. okay, i'm done.:)

shelley j
sigma k

Why even attempt to justify what "we women" do?

It's this simple:

If you don't like it, move on and find some nice man who has all those reasonable:rolleyes: manly qualities you are looking for. Otherwise, be a man, shut up and deal.

I swear, men SAY they hate whining but do SO MUCH of it.

But they're everywhere...it's hard to avoid them you know ;)

-Rudey
--Oh and girls don't slouch...we think you're easy if you do (that's a joke).

I must admit that I complain alot, and the tiniest thing hurts me. But I'm a delicate female:D
I can't help it

That's it! The world is ROUND I tell you!!!

So much truth has never been uttered before now!!!

Some women talk about their breasts because some women are self-concious. In the media, EVERYWHERE, women with big, overinflated breasts are worshipped. So the other 99% of women are realistic....most of their breasts do not resemble what they see in the media.

Men? Men know also that SIZE matters. However, men are in denial. And women (9 times out of 10) will not tell you that your penis is small. SOME women...FAKE orgasms! Did you know? Yes, it's true! So men think they have big penises. Uh...no. See y'all don't have to be self-concious because most women are gentle creatures...not out to destroy your healthy self-image.

Now...me? I will throw a man out. I am real. SIZE MATTERS. Girls, it is nice of us to tell the guys that it doesn't, isn't it? But it is not right. They are getting a false sense of security. We are doing them a disservice. And a guy would NEVER admit to himself that he has a small penis! Whaaa? The penis could look like a Centrum vitamin, but ask that man, and he is a STALLION!

And not all women go for the "nice guys". Why do you think the bad boys are the sex symbols? Men who think that women go for the nice guys are just trying to justify their own single status. Ah...those women...they don't want a REAL man like me, they want a NICE GUY to walk all over. WRONG. Women want a man who is GENUINE. Simple.

Really. Guys...girls...not that difficult. Stop trying to figure it out. If you think you have it all figured out? Stop lying to yourself. Me? I gave up long ago, thus my happiness today, lol.

BRAVO! WELL SAID!

I wonder what my Communications and Human Relations class would think of your ideas ~ ;)

Hootie

You should know that a lot of guys aren't small...the girls they're with are..."big". If any girls are worried or interested, look up kegel exercises.

-Rudey
--one, two, three squeeze.

Hey, whatever makes you feel better about yourself sweetie. This is one thing where the err...empirical data...doesn't lie

Hit close to home, did it? It's okay! There are surely some exercises that help guys, too! :confused:

No, it hit nowhere close to home for me. I know enough about myself to know what I can and cannot brag about. Now if every guy you've been with has a size problem maybe it's important to examine yourself. It's like when the crazy guy in the hospital considers the rest of the world to be insane because they don't understand why he likes to eat human flesh.

-Rudey
--I enjoy this lovely spat of school boy humor but I'm off to bed before work. James is the workout expert so I'm sure he will answer all your questions about Kegels while I am away ladies.

Actually, I am not promiscuious enough to be considered an expert. I have only been in contact with one man who didn't measure up, and that was based on SIGHT, not FEELING (or lack thereof). It won't even get to the point of wondering who is too big, not big enough, whatever. SIGHT.

I am almost positive that a woman will look at a man's penis before they begin to have intercourse. I can't speak for the rest of the women, but for me, seeing is believing. And you have a growing streak of weird, irrelevant analogies. Starting a collection?

-Rudey
--engaging in pissing contests with James at every opportunity.

There was a great article in Men's Health magazine a while ago (2001) that I thought was SO perfect. I won't bore you all with every entry, but here's a few:

50 things she wishes You Knew

1. Saying "I love you" immediately before, during, or following sex doesn't count.
7. "Fine" is never an appropriate response when I ask you how i look.
15. Oral sex is your get-out-of-the-doghouse-free card. Manolo Blahnik shoes also do the trick.
16. You did something bad. I seem cool with it. I'm not. (See directly above.)
20. When I compare my flabby tummy to a kangaroo pouch, say nothing.
30. I want to be Madonna.
33. you're sexy when you're shaving, fixing things, wearing a white T-shirt and jeans, driving, eating a peach, holding a baby.
34. I need to hear how you fell about me. Often. Tell me now.
35. Surprises, especially gifts for moi = more loving.
50. You should know all this and more without my telling you.

It basically goes on, saying stuff you've already mentioned, and stereotypical girl things that most of us wish we weren't guilty of thinking, but many of us still do. Just thought I'd share. :p

There's been a thread on this before, but I'll reiterate...it's not what you have, it's how you use it!!! And the same people who complain about stuff girls do are the same people who couldn't get any to save their life because of their narrowmindedness. Stop complaining and admire them for their differences. Very seldom (in fact, pretty much never) do I ever male-bash, because I realize that complaining accomplishes nothing. They're different. So what? Just get over it and move on!