I am going to ******if I hear........
 

Libra, I know you did this already (I didn't know how to continue it here),

I am going to choke if I hear Ja-Rule and Ashanti ONE MO' time .......!!!!!

Also, I am going to "get revenge" on my old boss if I hear that heffa back stabbed me again!!!!

WHEW!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyone care to join me? you fill in the blanks....

Re: I am going to ******if I hear........
 

true that on Jafool and Ashameti:D :D ,

*Dilemma by Nelly and Kelly

*I Need a Girl Part 1-9 by P. Diddy

*Anything by Jaheim

*Just a Friend by Mario

Did I put Nelly and Kelly already? Oh, OK. I just want to STRESS that one!! I won't even go into Murder Inc.... http://www.click-smilie.de/sammlung/sauer/sauer054.gif

I am going to scream and holler if one more college educated person types "loosing" instead of losing!

As in the Giants are losing to the Dodgers.

I see this all the time and it drives me crazy. One "o" please.

I'm gonna scream if

I hear one more person say hey boo can I conversate with you...I'm gonna stab them with a rusty butter knife. I don't know how to conversate but I'm a good conversationalist. I love conversing, but who the hell is boo?

"It's Getting Hot in Here" comes on the radio one more time.

I hear another brother say "I didn't do nuffin." How about using nothing instead?

I hear another person say "Ya heard me?" Yes I hear you, notice the eye contact.

If I see one more person type womens, mens, etc. These words are already plural. Just say no to the "s" please.

OH MY!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

If I hear that one more time........
 

People asking me and my new hubby, "When are you guys going to have some kids??" We've been married ONLY 3 weeks now, can we enjoy one another and get out of grad school first???

These undergrad potentials asking me, "Are you a Delta?" when I'm wearing perry!! Isn't it obvious?

These kids at my middle school asking me "Are you Mrs. Smith? (fictional social worker's name) when my ID badge says something totally different!!

Any song or video by or with JaRule and Ashanti

Iam going to ******if I.....
 

See another dude on television yelling "I am 120% I am not the father of that baby Maury"

Hear a 16 year old yelling "Good! I'm glad none of y'all is my baby daddy"....when the paternity results reveal none of the 3 men are the father. :o

Hear the word "hating" or "hater" one more time....the word is soooo played out already. As I read somewhere on BlackPlanet:
Hater...is a psuedo-term (used by) those who need an excuse to continue in their path of stupidity... i.e. "She's just hating on me because I don't have to work a 9-5 job like she does...my man is a drug dealer and buys me anything I want." OR "I don't look tacky wearing this halter top and mini skirt that's 3 sizes to small...they're just hating on me." :rolleyes:

Hear another one of President Bush's ignant ass, incomprehensible speeches

Hear another "interest", who claims to be very serious about Alpha Kappa Alpha, use a million and two excuses as to why she can never make it out to any of the chapter programs/events: "I am a full time student and I work, plus I have a boyfriend and I don't really get to spend time with him........." :rolleyes: SO WHAT? We ALL are busy.
**How you are as a prospective, is a really big clue as to what type of member you will be. If you are too busy to show up to at least one or two of the chapter sponsored programs during the academic year….chances are you will not show up to chapter meetings, chapter events, community service program,conferences, etc. as a member.**





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AMEN!!!
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I am going to scream if I hear......
 

Oh Daayum! :eek:

I am going to scream if I hear another song by anyone from the Murder, Inc. camp (except for Nas!)
I am going to scream if I see another one of these stupid talk shows who insist on having these stupid DNA, I'm not the baby's daddy, I slept with five men and don't know who the daddy is and I'm only 16 topics.
I am going to scream if I hear another person fail to properly conjugate the verb "be", especially if the person claims to be college educated. You don't say "Is you" or "What is you"; it's "Are you" or "What are you" :mad:

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..If I turn on BET's Comicview and hear one more comic talking about "Wha'cho name is gurl?"

It's bad enough it happened to me. The flashbacks are too much!:eek:

Re: Iam going to ******if I.....
 

Girl I am FEELING you on that whole baby daddy mess on Maury. Thursday and Friday I watched this phenomenon and I cringed sooooo much, you would have thought I was undergoing EST -- electro shock therapy.

Hater really is an overused word that is misunderstood. I am not hating; I am criticizing, casting judgement, etc.:cool:

1. I will scream, if I hear one more college educated person say
IRREGARDLESS.
This is a formal notice : IRREGARDLESS is not a word. I promise. You can trust me on this one.

2. The same goes for the words "your" and "you're". A Harvard Educated doctor emailed me with this mistake. Educators, Please teach the children! Teach them, tell them when the word "you're" should be used instead of "Your" they have totally different meanings.

Re: I am going to scream if I hear......
 

Gurl, if they turn my sweetheart into a sucky fool like Ashanti and Ja Rule, I will PERSONALLY WALK to New York and box Irv Gotti like my name was Laila Ali.

Why don't we just fall in love ......
 

How about Amerie just get another single!! If I hear one more remix to why do we fall in love, I am going to boycott the radio!!:mad:

Gosh, you guys are really having a ball with this topic, right? :D Well, guess what? I'm having fun reading all of the responses. :D

Well, here are MY responses. I'm going to SCREAM if...

1. ...I see one more person TRYING to do that dance called the Harlem shake.,

2. ...one more person asks me to say something just so that they can hear my Southern accent.,

3. ...if I see or hear ONE more brother trying to "brown-nose" his way to the top. BELIEVE me, y'all, this is actually currently happening at the agency that I work for.,

4. ...if the UPN network does not hurry up and take D.L. Hughley's syndicated show OFF of the air...PERIOD. Hey, it didn't last a good TWO years, what makes them think that it's going to last now? He's not funny to me...AT ALL.,

5. ...if people (like my mother-in-law...and God knows I love her) don't stop leaving the POT HANDLES out when they are cooking. That's a hazard and I have a 3-year-old who is very busy.

6. ...if my 3-year-old son does not stop coming home (EVERY DAY) and changing into his church clothes. I STILL don't know what's up with this. :D :D

Re: Why don't we just fall in love ......
 

This is the first time I've read this thread, but I came for the sole purpose of posting this!! DITTO!!!!!

Eminem, too. I'm going to swiftly switch stations if I hear "Cleaning Out My Closet" one more time. The CD is pretty sweet, next song.

I've got more!!
 

How about if I hear my boss use those tired work phrases one more time!! You know, "let's think outside the box!" or "you are not being a team player" or "you can't be that busy; why don't you come in tonight? Be a team player!"

This "Baby Vamos(let's go)" song that's on the radio now. If I hear that one more time, I will boycott the radio too.

How about if I hear my boss telling me and my other co-workers that she wants to "chat" (when she is really wanting to write you up) I will scream. Don't take that fake friendly tone with me when you want to write me up for something, just tell me that you would like to talk to me. Chat is what you do with friends. You are not my friend!!!

Girl, leave that baby alone.....if he gets the "spirit" everyday and wants to wear his church clothes (sing hymns, etc.) let him.

If I hear "It's Gettin Hot In Herre" onemogin' I"M gon' get hot in herre!!!!!!

GIRL...you have NO idea!

...My Nana(bless her soul), ask me if I have a boyfriend yet!

...My Great-grand Aunt ask me what I have been eating...her fat ass needs to evaluate what SHE been eating!

...someone ask me why I want to lose weight when I have such a 'pretty face'

...one more man on a talk show saying it's not his baby because "He don't make girls!"

...if I admit one more pregnant patient under 15 who is like 30 wks along and claims "My baby hurts" How do you know that (did the baby send an S.O.S),...don't you mean your stomach/abdomen hurts?

That's about it for now, I am sure I'll be back!

WHAT? :confused: Next time, IMMEDIATELY call CPS because these 'ignant' little girls do not need a baby!

-How about it's not his baby cause "We only had sex a few times!":rolleyes:

-Ludacris's Move Bit@#

-9 out of 10 of the crack head comics on Comic View :rolleyes:

-One more Old Navy commercial

GIRL I must disagree! I think I have a bit of "Road Rage" and this is my THEME SONG!!! Especially when we went to Bike week earlier this year...people think cars don't hurt...so I had to crank it up and say..."Don't jump Bit@# MOOOVE!!!"